"Let's go back to our dormitory!"

Emperor Wu pulled up Ma Dawei, who was rubbing his buttocks on the ground.

"You're drunk, it's twelve o'clock in the evening in the city of dreams! The dormitory building has closed early!" Ma Dawei said word by word.

Emperor Wu smiled faintly, making Ma Dawei's chrysanthemum tighten.

"Uncle Zhang, old man Zhang, you still remember. Emperor Wu shook the skewers and beer in his hand and said cheaply.

Ma Dawei understood and laughed, "It's still your kid chicken thief, go!"

Old man Zhang has been a dormitory manager in the No. 1 dormitory building of South China University for more than ten years, with a standard Mediterranean hairstyle, and a leader when he walks and talks.

It is said that once when he worked as a director in a factory, if a student returned late and was locked out, he would call the student to a hut for a half-hour political class, until he wept bitterly and vowed to study hard and live up to the expectations of the people.

Old man Zhang usually drinks a little wine, so many opportunistic students saw this, and brought some barbecue meat to his house to pay tribute, and successfully ** Lao Zhangtou.

The school leaders did not blame him after this incident, after all, Old Man Zhang had made a lot of contributions to the school.

People have shortcomings, men, who hasn't made mistakes?

The lights went out on time at half past ten, and the two stood in front of the dark dormitory building and knocked on the old man's window.

"Who's banging on my window?"

The old man Zhang inside had just laid down, the radio had not been turned off, he heard a knock on the window, and knew that another student had come to deliver food, and he happened to be not full at night, so he put on his coat and walked out.

A bottle of beer and a dozen skewers smoothly opened the door to the dormitory, and when he entered the door, Old Man Zhang muttered, "This can't be what you eat leftovers." ”

Emperor Wu and Ma Dawei hurriedly waved their hands.

"17 meat skewers, or is it a singular number?" Old man Zhang was very vigilant, after all, he was an old revolutionary.

"I don't have any money in my pocket, so I can only buy 17 sticks, and I'll buy them all for you. Emperor Wu justified himself, Old Man Zhang thought about it, nodded, and hummed a little song into the house to open meat.

After successfully passing the test, the two went straight to the sixth floor, and they didn't know which rabbit cubs were living in bedroom 606 now.

Immediately returning to the place where they had fought, the two were very excited, and they always wanted to come back after graduation.

"Who. I heard a knock on the door, and a sleepy-eyed voice came from inside 606.

Ma Dawei shouted, "Student union, check the number of people." ”

He used to work in the student union, and he knows all the ways.

Three seconds later, the door to the dormitory opened, and in the door stood a tall, thin man in a Real Madrid jersey, hunchbacked, like a perennial smoker.

Before entering the door, I saw three pairs of Nike in the corner of the wall through the light in the corridor, all of which were limited editions.

The smell of the dormitory is terrible, the smell of smelly socks, the smell of sweat and the smell of unknown body fluids, there are a lot of packaging bags scattered on the ground, leftover drink bottles, garbage everywhere, making people disgusted when they look at it.

There was no light, it was dark, Ma Dawei turned on the flashlight of his mobile phone and pretended to check.

In the dormitory, I didn't sleep, two played live football with their laptops, and one watched a small movie under the covers.

Emperor Wu glanced at it, and Teacher Erika Momoya was performing hard.

"It's all here. Ma Dawei asked.

"It's all there. Real Madrid responded.

"Isn't there an empty one? Emperor Wu was sleeping on the top bunk by the window, and when he glanced there, the quilts were piled up haphazardly, pretending to be someone.

I don't know which fart immediately took out a cigarette, "Brother, it's all from the same school, help be accommodating, that brother's girlfriend is here, open the room, her girlfriend is beautiful, I want to go to it." ”

Emperor Wu took the cigarette and looked at it, fuck, it's actually China, and the current students are so rich.

Ma Dawei was also stunned, thinking that he was reluctant to smoke Hongta Mountain back then.

The table was piled with cigarette ash, instant noodle boxes, and a fruit knife.

Ma Dawei said earnestly: "I~~~, can't you clean and clean, can you still live in this dormitory?

"What are you cleaning, the dormitory is not your own home, you can use it, besides, our boss is a cadre of the student union, in a word, what China does not rely on relationships. He didn't look back at the live game, and pointed to the kid watching the little movie.

It seems that they are not afraid of the student union's inspection, and they don't take Emperor Wu and Ma Dawei into account.

Emperor Wu was very disappointed, after returning to the dormitory, it was not as kind as he imagined, except for the three numbers 606 on the door, everything else was very unfamiliar, and everything inside was ruined by this group of brutes.

When Emperor Wu and Ma Dawei lived, the dormitory was super clean, and every time the dormitory was inspected, they got a little red flower, and the dean personally named and praised them.

What is this?" Emperor Wu pointed to a small flag on the back of the dormitory door and said, in fact, Emperor Wu was very familiar with that small flag, it was the permanent honor of the civilized dormitory they had obtained, and it had been hanging there for five years.

The person watching the small movie poked his head out of the quilt and said cheaply: "That, the red flag of health honor, the fool of level 03, I don't understand what they do for this, the dormitory is for living, not for cleaning, I took it off several times and wanted to throw it into the toilet." ”

These monkey cubs are not afraid of heaven and earth.

After entering the dormitory, Emperor Wu kept suppressing the fire, and when he heard this kid's words and wanted to do something, Ma Dawei immediately stopped him.

Back then, those pure little brothers would carry this little flag with them at every dormitory party, wipe them twice in the morning and evening, and offer them like gods, but now they are ruined like this by this group of beasts.

Emperor Wu understood, and the two exited the dormitory and went straight to the public bathroom, without saying anything, picking up two wooden sticks and leaving.

Knocking on the door of the dormitory again, the inside began to curse, and Emperor Wu kicked the door fiercely, and it is estimated that the whole building can hear it.

After Real Madrid opened the door, Ma Dawei took him down with a punch.

Emperor Wu rushed over and dragged the kid who was watching the little movie down with him, picked up the wooden stick and beckoned to him, the kid lay on the ground and hummed, resisting with the quilt.

The other people in the dormitory were stunned, and it was their boss who was beaten, and several people immediately surrounded them with scolding.

"MD, what's the matter, hit someone!" said a tall, burly man.

Emperor Wu sneered twice, "TM is the one who hits you." ”

Under the light of the mobile phone, Emperor Wu threw away the stick, pressed the fist he picked up with his empty hand, and pressed it hard.

The burly man was stunned, when it came to fighting, he had never seen anyone who could directly hold his fist down from elementary school to high school.

Ma Dawei kicked him on his waist in the air, and the burly man slammed into the upper and lower bunk iron bed.

The light of the mobile phone was very weak, and the dormitory was a pot of porridge, and soon there was a commotion in the dormitory next to it, and some people ran to the corridor to watch the excitement.

A few minutes later, Emperor Wu and Ma Dawei retreated, leaving the five boys moaning in the dormitory. Before leaving, Emperor Wu ripped off the small flag, leaving it to them was a waste.

The two immediately ran to the playground and climbed out of the western wall, laughing as they ran, until they stopped at the side of the road.

"These grandsons, they beat lightly, I saw them fight once and again!" Ma Dawei said, "Anyway, you are so good at fighting now, the muscular man makes you fall to the ground and can't get up after a few punches, are you taking any medicine, if you have it, you will also give two pills to your brother, and you will be cured of illness and strengthen your body without illness!"

Emperor Wu just laughed, this thing can't be explained, the more it is explained, the more chaotic it becomes.

"I want to be a few pure brothers. ”

"Yes, the world has changed. ”

"Let the past pass. ”

The security guards soon arrived at the 606 dormitory, they can encounter this kind of thing more than a dozen times a year, and they are not used to it, and the first thing the security guard said after entering the dormitory was: "I'll go, this is too smelly!"