Chapter 32: Studying the Pit
Tang Ming looked at Aunt Zhang's shocked expression, he was also shocked, couldn't he learn to make a flush toilet and septic tank?
"I just don't know how to make the flush toilet that I use every day, so I want to know from others. ”
Tang Ming sneered, isn't this excuse a bit far-fetched, but Tang Ming couldn't think of a better excuse.
"Your hobbies are really different. Aunt Zhang forcibly suppressed the shock in her heart, and pretended to be relaxed and said.
I've heard that some people like to study antiques, and I've heard that some people like to study calligraphy and other strange hobbies, but it's really the first time I've heard of Aunt Zhang, who likes to study pits.
"What's there to know about a pit, haven't you been practicing calligraphy lately?
Aunt Zhang changed the topic with a smile, she really didn't want Tang Ming to study the pit.
Tang Ming didn't see that Aunt Zhang was changing the topic, he said a little excitedly: "My calligraphy practice is almost complete, and my calligraphy writing is quite good, which is enough to deter many people." ”
"Your calligraphy can be further improved and developed in the direction of a calligrapher!"
"I have so much to learn, and I can write that calligraphy almost enough to deter most people. ”
Tang Ming thought that Xiao Tang Ming lived in ancient times, Xiao Tang Ming didn't understand anything, only he learned everything in modern times, and if he learned it, it was equivalent to Xiao Tang Ming learning.
"And what else are you going to study?"
Aunt Zhang asked casually, but she really didn't expect that Tang Ming's words would make her head blank for five seconds, and she couldn't say a word for a long time.
"I might also have to learn how to farm and see how I can increase my yield, after all, the most important thing in our lives is to fill our stomachs......"
Tang Ming didn't notice Aunt Zhang's petrified expression, he was still babbling about what he wanted to learn.
Aunt Zhang was speechless about what Tang Ming wanted to learn.
Research on ironware, knives, cement, planting, breeding, ...... Are these things to be learned by a high school student?
Isn't it the job of migrant workers?
What the hell does Xiao Ming want to do? Aunt Zhang felt a headache.
Aunt Zhang has been scorched by Tang Ming's ideal thunder and doesn't know how to respond.
"May I ask you what you want to do when you learn that thing?" Aunt Zhang thought that Tang Ming would not really want to learn to be a migrant worker!
Tang Ming is always asked why by them now, he has now become a master of lies, and lies come as soon as he opens his mouth.
"It's fun! You see that the toilet flush water and waste flow away at the push of a button, don't you think it's fun?"
How did Aunt Zhang feel that Tang Ming was getting more and more naïve!
What's so fun about studying pits?
"It's fun, there's a lot of fun, didn't you like to play games the most, why don't you play games now?"
"Aunt Zhang, you used to teach me that playing games is a plaything, and now I think what you said is right. ”
Aunt Zhang really wants to smack her two big mouths! She is embarrassed to say that studying pits is the same now, and she has no ambition.
Aunt Zhang knew that no matter how much she said, she couldn't change Tang Ming's idea of studying the pit, so she took out a business card from the cabinet with a dark face and handed it to Tang Ming.
Tang Ming looked at the business card that said that the house was repaired and the toilet was built to build a septic tank, and he was happy to smile as if he had picked up a treasure.
"I'm going to them right now to learn how to make a flush toilet. ”
Tang Ming said that he walked with long legs, and Aunt Zhang desperately shouted behind him to eat before leaving.
Tang Ming turned back to Aunt Zhang and smiled when he walked out of the door and said, "Don't eat, you can eat slowly alone!"
Tang Ming typed the phone number on the business card as he walked, and the other side of the phone was quickly connected.
When Tang Ming said that he wanted to learn how to build a septic tank with them, they said that they would not accept apprentices.
"Is it okay for me to pay my tuition?"
The modern Tang Ming is not short of money, in order to help the ancient little Tang Ming, it doesn't matter how much money is spent.
"It is said that the apprentices starved to death of the master, I don't teach, I don't accept apprentices. ”
The other end of the phone simply refused, and the tone seemed as if Tang Ming had begun to starve him to death.
"Building a septic tank is not a top secret, and you are not the only one who understands. Everyone else is taking apprentices to earn tuition, but if you don't accept apprentices, it's not you who loses. You can set a price for tuition!"
The person on the other end of the phone seemed to be moved by Tang Ming's words, but after hesitating for a while, he said as if he had made up his mind: "Okay, I'll take you as an apprentice, and we'll talk about tuition fees when we meet." ”
Tang Ming was very happy, he could finally learn to make a flush toilet, and after learning it, Xiao Tang Ming in ancient times didn't have to be asked by others speechless.
"How about we meet somewhere to talk about tuition, at that café by the causeway?"
The voice on the other end of the phone seemed to be very angry and said: "What a café, there is no leisure, I am cleaning the septic tank in the Liyuan community, you hurry up." ”
Cleaning the septic tank? Isn't it supposed to be in a café to talk about things?
Tang Ming was a little stunned, but he still called a car and headed towards Liyuan.
Tang Ming walked into the community, and when he saw the manure extraction machine spewing smoke, it was roaring and roaring.
Although Tang Ming was very curious about how the fecal extractor pumped the feces, he still unconsciously covered his nose due to the strong smell.
When a dark-skinned man saw Tang Ming's arrival, he patted Tang Ming's shoulder very happily and said: "This body is good, the ox is tall and the horse is a good hand at work, whether it is picking up dung or moving bricks, it is good." ”
Tang Ming looked at the big hand that slapped him on the shoulder, which was rough, black and dirty, and he couldn't help but smile and said, "I want to learn to build a flush toilet with you." ”
The big man circled around Tang Ming twice, and suddenly burst out laughing.
Tang Ming was inexplicably laughed at by the black-faced big man, and he didn't know what the big man was so funny about seeing him.
"You want to learn how to build a flush toilet with me, but you have to promise me one thing first. ”
"I pay the tuition, and we can negotiate the amount of tuition. ”
Tang Ming looked at the black-faced man, he would rather pay the tuition than promise him anything.
"I changed my mind, I don't want your tuition, but you have to do something for me. ”
Tang Ming really didn't expect that the big man would change when he said it, and he really turned his face faster than turning a book.
"Tell me what you want me to do!"
Tang Ming had the feeling that he had only met a soldier, and he had nowhere to stretch his stomach.
The black-faced man who was originally happy turned gloomy in an instant, Tang Ming didn't know if he had annoyed the big man in front of him, he really had the urge to leave with his legs.
"I have a very beautiful daughter, but it's a pity that recently she has fallen in love with a little white face who has no power to catch chickens. You don't see that kid's body, it's really like a woman. If my daughter marries that boy who has no two strengths, she will wait to starve to death in the future. ”
Tang Ming really didn't expect that the big black man who looked like a wooden man also had a tender side and cared so much about his daughter's future.