Chapter 147: The Stinky God Stick is still very capable
Onlookers: "......"
The gods have also kept up with the times? But ......
The young man who had just spoken said again: "Uncle Dezhong, what you said may be reasonable, but don't you think there is one thing that is very strange?"
Guan Dezhong was stunned for a moment and asked, "What's the matter?"
The surrounding villagers also pricked up their ears one after another.
The young man thought for a moment and said, "Uncle Dezhong, haven't you noticed that there is no god seat on the offering table?"
Kwan Dezhong: "......"
Folks: "......"
They all looked towards the offering table.
Isn't it?
Although Master Xiao was reading something with his eyes closed, the offering table in front of him was empty!
Looking at everyone's expressions, the young man said to himself: "Uncle Dezhong, don't all these altar opening methods have to have an object? But there is nothing! Who are these tributes for?"
This......
The expression on Guan Dezhong's face suddenly became embarrassed, just now Xiao Shuai just ordered them to set up the offering table, and did not tell them who to worship.
This kind of thing, it stands to reason that you are negligent, can you still be negligent as a master?
Guan Dezhong was suddenly a little speechless, if it wasn't for Xiao Shuai who had really shown his strength before, he would definitely have beaten this kind of trickster out of the village at this time.
"Uncle Dezhong, what should I do now?" the young man looked at Guan Dezhong and asked, "Do you want me to go over and get that magic stick?"
"Don't come nonsense!" Guan Dezhong thought for a while and said, "I have seen Master Xiao's skills, maybe their sect is more special." ”
Guan Dezhong disagreed, and the young man had no choice but to give up.
For Xiao Shuai, he didn't believe it in his heart.
If a young man about his age can become a master, then wouldn't he be able to become a king?
At this time, Xiao Shuai had already finished reciting the second spell, and he closed his eyes and said, "Second girl, put the water on the deep altar of the offering table." ”
When the second girl heard this, she quickly put the water in her hand carefully in front of the offering table.
Xiao Shuai raised his fingers, pointed to the bowl of water in front of him, and said: "The gods and Buddhas of the heavens, the devils and gods, the great mercy and compassion of Guanyin Bodhisattva will soon manifest his spirit, please give me the elixir, let me get rid of all kinds of diseases and solve disasters for the second girl!"
Li Zixin: "......"
What gods and Buddhas, devils and gods?
What is this reading! This stinky god stick is really fooling people and not running away!
At this time, Xiao Shuai was talking to the system in his mind-
Xiao Shuai: "System, open up this girl's voice!"
System: "The voice is opened, 500 red points are deducted, and the remaining red points are 996 points." ”
Xiao Shuai: "System, is this opening light a one-time or a phase?"
System: "The second girl's throat has not yet reached the most serious point, so she only needs to open the light once, and she can do it once and for all." ”
Xiao Shuai: "Then I'll rest assured!"
After talking to the system, Xiao Shuai opened his eyes, he picked up the bowl of water on the table, turned around, handed it to the second girl, and said, "Second girl, come, take a sip of the elixir." ”
The second girl glanced at Xiao Shuai, took the water in Xiao Shuai's bowl, and then carefully took a sip.
After drinking, Xiao Shuai said with a smile: "Okay, you can speak now." ”
Li Zixin: "......"
Kwan Tak Shun: "......"
Director Guo: "......"
Others: "......"
Is that the end of it? Is it that simple?
The second girl listened to Xiao Shuai's words, she opened her mouth and made an "ah" sound, perhaps because she hadn't spoken for too long, and after making this sound, she stopped.
Guan Dexin asked with concern: "Second girl, can you speak?"
The second girl glanced at Guan Dexin, she opened her mouth and let out a faint voice: "Dad!"
Spoken!
Really spoken!
Hearing this "Dad", Guan Dexin's fat mountain-like body suddenly trembled with excitement.
"Talk, talk, talk, talk......" Guan Dexin muttered to himself by holding the second girl's shoulder, and bean-sized tears rolled down his face in an instant.
"Dad!" Guan Dexin cried, and the second girl also cried.
At this moment, the people around heard the voice of the second girl, and the villagers suddenly fried the pot!
"Oh my God! The second girl really spoke! This Master Xiao is really amazing!"
"Really fake?!The second girl drank the water, and really spoke?!"
"Is that water a panacea?
As the villagers spoke, they gathered towards Xiao Shuai.
Look at the excitement and look at the excitement, but if the master is really capable, these villagers really have to express their attitude!
After all, in the Celestial Empire, many people love to believe this, and the more spiritual the master, the more magical he feels, and he has the capital to brag with his friends!
At this time, Xiao Shuai said excitedly to Li Zixin: "Hurry up, take a picture, I want to send it to Moments!"
Li Zixin glanced at Xiao Shuai and said, "Vain!"
But there is no ink under his hands, and the click is a photo, and at the same time he thinks to himself: "The stinky god stick is still very capable, hum, you have to hurry up in the future, at least you don't have to worry about being sick with him, and you can occasionally use beer to wash your face and beautify ......"
Well, generally speaking, the richer people are, the more afraid they are of getting sick, otherwise why are private doctors so expensive?
"Don't worry, don't worry!" Li Zixin finished taking the photo, Xiao Shuai said: "Fellow villagers, fathers and elders, contemptible people have been shooting with the group here in the past few days, what is the problem with everyone, even if you look for me or my assistant, the purpose of our division has always been to use people's money to eliminate disasters for others!"
Villager: "......"
If it was said earlier that Xiao Shuai was a charlatan, this would be completely different!
A group of villagers said excitedly: "This ancestor is good, I like this kind of simple and straightforward!" "Yes, yes, yes, like those charlatans, one by one pretending to be human, I am embarrassed to say that I want money, look at this master, this is called a master!"
After tossing for a while, Xiao Shuai and Li Zixin took several orders at once, ranging from looking at feng shui to see fortune, to changing luck by looking at faces, all kinds of work are available.
The girl is well, Guan De is confident and happy, and he said to the villagers: "Everyone, tonight, I have a treat! Let's set up a banquet to celebrate the recovery of my second girl's voice, and by the way, I will pick up the wind and wash the dust for the master!"
"Good!" the villagers cheered enthusiastically.
After a long toss, after Xiao Shuai and Li Zixin returned to the crew, Li Zixin, who had never been so tired, got into the car and fell asleep.
"This girl," Xiao Shuai looked at Li Zixin's sweet sleep, shook his head with a smile, and then took out the blanket and covered her with a blanket, and then took out his mobile phone.
Looking at the photos Li Zixin took of herself, Xiao Shuai processed the photos with a smile, and then sent them to the circle of friends one by one-
"The company's business is thriving, happy!"
"Carrying the little beauty on your back, don't you be jealous? hehe~~"
Several moments of friends were sent out, and it didn't take long for Xiao Shuai's mobile phone to ring one after another-
Xiao Jun: "Yes, brother, the business is getting better and better, and the career is getting bigger and bigger!"
Yang Xin: "Don't say anything, you will change my luck when you come back, as your best friend, you don't even want me to do this kind of thing?"
Wang Weimin: "Congratulations to Master Xiao!"
Sun Wei: "Brother, you're getting worse and worse!"
Zhang Ying: "Don't talk nonsense, what about the old lady's rent?"
Accompanied by messages in the circle of friends, the voice of the system in Xiao Shuai's mind also rose and fell like a wave, endlessly-
System: "Red points from Xiao Jun +15 points!"
System: "Red points from Yang Xin +25 points!"
System: "Red points from Sun Wei +36 points!"
System: "Red points from Zhang Ying +44 points!"
It's comfortable!
If you don't come, it's just like a surging river, which is really good!
At night, Li Zixin, who woke up from sleep, was in good spirits, and after Xiao Shuai's massage, her sprained ankle also recovered.
At this time, Guan Dexin also sent someone to call them to the banquet.
Soon arrived at Guan Dexin's villa, Guan Dexin and Guan Dezhong came out to greet him: "Master Xiao, you are here!"
The villagers in the courtyard also greeted Xiao Shuai warmly-
"The master is here!"
"Master, come and sit!"
"Master, I'll have to drink it in a while!"
When did Xiao Shuai receive such treatment, and for a while, the swelling in his heart exploded: "Hello everyone, everyone, everyone has worked hard!"
At dinner, Guan Dezhong and Guan Dexin filled Xiao Shuai and Li Zixin's table with all kinds of game.
Li Zixin shouted that she wanted to eat game and specialties during the day, and now when she saw these things, she almost forgot her reserve as the second lady of Shengshi Group, she even put down her chopsticks and chose to get started directly.
Xiao Shuai, who was watching, could only smile and shake his head.
Seriously, although Li Zixin is like a spicy little pepper, this straightforward personality is actually quite good......
After eating for a while, Li Zixin, who was full of wine and food, suddenly said: "Village chief, I remember you said that the second girl sings very well, everyone is so happy tonight, how about letting the second girl give us a while?"
Guan Dezhong looked at his younger brother Guan Dexin and said, "Brother, let the second girl sing a paragraph for everyone!"
"Sing a paragraph, sing a paragraph!" Xiao Shuai was also interested and took the initiative to coax and say.
Master Xiao coaxed, and others naturally couldn't be idle, and for a while, the sound of "singing a section and singing a paragraph" came and went, like a wave.
Guan Dexin said to the second girl: "Sing a paragraph, but don't be too reluctant!"
The second girl lowered her head, her pretty face flushed with shame, but she still nodded and said "um" softly.
"Everyone be quiet!" Xiao Shuai waved his hands, and the entire courtyard suddenly fell silent.
The second girl got up from her seat, she first bowed deeply to Xiao Shuai, and then bowed to the villagers.
"Hey~~~
The moon came out bright and shiny
Bright and watery
I think of my brother in the mountains
Brother walks like the moon in the sky
Heaven walks
Brother, brother, brother
The river flows down the mountain
Qing Youyou~~"
She sang a mountain song called "Little River Flowing Water", this song is extremely difficult to sing well, but when it comes out of her mouth, it is as clear as spring water, every word, every word is like a spring water, reaching people's hearts, only for a moment, everyone present was stunned.
The second girl recovered from a serious illness and only sang for about a minute, and when she stopped, people were still immersed in the afterglow of her singing.
It's just three days of winding around!
"It's so good!" Li Zixin said with an intoxicated face: "It's the first time I've heard such a beautiful song!"
Someone among the villagers said: "The second girl's singing voice is much better than before, is this a blessing in disguise?"
Xiao Shuai smiled slightly, only he knew that the second girl's voice had been enlightened, and there must be a significant improvement compared to her original singing voice.
"Master Xiao. Director Guo, who was sitting on the other side of Xiao Shuai, suddenly said: "I have an idea, the theme song of our play, or let the second girl sing it to us, what do you think?"
"I think it's okay!" Li Zixin nodded violently and said: "The second girl is already good-looking, and her voice is so good now, come and sing our theme song, it will definitely give us the icing on the cake, I will bring my aunt over tomorrow, let her sign the second girl, package her, release a record, and hold a concert!"
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Highly recommend Gong Linna's "Little River Flowing Water"!
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