Chapter 146: I'll Go!

"Oh-" Li Zixin dragged out her voice, and looked at Xiao Shuai with a "I understand" expression.

Xiao Shuai: "......"

What do you understand?!

"Master Xiao, are you sure about treating this girl?" After Director Guo arranged for his colleagues to take away the crew's lunch, he walked to Xiao Shuai's side and asked in a whisper.

"What's wrong?" Xiao Shuai looked at Director Guo, smiled slightly, and said, "Even Director Guo, you are starting to doubt me?"

"No, no, no!" Director Guo waved his hand again and again, and said, "How could I doubt you, I am your loyal fan, but these two girls' throats have indeed been around for a long time, and they are indeed difficult to treat." And ......"

As he spoke, Director Guo paused for a moment and continued: "And this Guan Dexin's temper is a bit hot, Master Xiao, you have to be sure to take it again! Otherwise, ......"

How else could he eat me?

But thank you for your concern, give you a thumbs up!

Li Zixin heard Director Guo say this, covered her mouth and smiled secretly, and said: "Stinky god stick, if you capsize in the gutter today, maybe you will be beaten into a pig's head, when the time comes, I will take a photo of you and send it to my sister, let's celebrate well in the evening, how about I open a few bottles of royal salute?"

Xiao Shuai: "......"

I've been beaten into a pig's head, and you're still celebrating? I see you're itching your ass!

The three of them sat in the restaurant while chatting, and after about thirty or forty minutes, two brothers, Guan Dezhong and Guan Dexin, walked in from outside.

Behind them were a large number of people huhula, men and women, old and young, and after entering, this small restaurant, which was not too big, instantly became crowded.

Seeing so many people, Li Zixin and Director Guo couldn't help but get nervous.

Guan Dezhong, the village head, walked in front of Xiao Shuai and said with a smile: "Master Xiao, let me introduce you, these are all our big families, they heard that you can treat my brother's second girl, if you have to come and see, I can't stop it, you see ......"

Xiao Shuai muttered in his heart-

I'm afraid you didn't bring these people together!

Li Zixin took Xiao Shuai's arm and whispered: "It's over, stinky god stick, if you miss, you will really be beaten into a pig's head by them now!"

Xiao Shuai glanced at Li Zixin and said, "I was beaten into a pig's head, did you run away?" You are my assistant, and you will definitely be detained by them as a child daughter-in-law." ”

Director Guo: "......"

None of the words these two people said were normal!

"Master Xiao, this is the water you want. Guan Dexin opened his mouth to speak, he said to get out of the way, and the second girl standing behind him was holding a porcelain bowl with a bowl full of water.

"Hmm. Xiao Shuai said "um", nodded, and said, "Then let's start now, are you ready for the opening of the altar?"

Guan Dezhong, the village head, said: "Don't worry, Master Xiao, you are ready, there were many Taoist monks and monks who came to our village in the past, and they left a lot of such things when they left." ”

Xiao Shuai: "......"

Did they all keep their stuff of their own free will?

Of course, Xiao Shuai didn't ask this, he followed Guan Dezhong and Guan Dexin to Guan Dexin's house, and Li Zixin didn't quarrel to let him carry it at this time.

After coming to Guan Dexin's house, Xiao Shuai was surprised to find that they lived in a villa!

Such a big yard must have dozens of square meters, in a land like the capital, where every inch of land is valuable, there are dozens of square meters of yards, dare to think?

Xiao Shuai was silent and had two tears in his eyes - the mother's money is going to be less!

It's decided, next time, you must first look at the feng shui in the customer's home before deciding how much to charge!

"Master Xiao," Guan Dezhong, the village head, said to Xiao Shuai, "It's all ready, can we start?"

Xiao Shuai looked in the direction pointed by Guan Dezhong, and sure enough, he saw that in the middle of the courtyard, there was an offering table, and the offering table had already been placed on the offering table.

Xiao Shuai nodded and said, "Well, since everything is ready, let's start." ”

After speaking, Xiao Shuai walked to the edge of the offering table in front of everyone, there was a small table next to the offering table, Xiao Shuai turned his head to look, there were still Taoist robes and monks' clothes dusting on this small table.

It's really complete!

Xiao Shuai smiled slightly, and glanced at Li Zixin.

"Ahem...... he coughed lightly, looked at Li Zixin and said, "Come, come and protect this master!"

Li Zixin was holding a small notebook and writing something "rustling" there, but when she heard Xiao Shuai's words, she raised her head and looked at him.

Xiao Shuai noticed Li Zixin's gaze and said with a smile: "Come over quickly, do you want me to help you?"

Li Zixin stretched out his finger and pointed to his nose and said, "You asked me to protect the Dharma for you?"

"That's right!" Xiao Shuai nodded, and said as a matter of course: "Originally, this job was for your sister to come, but she is not here now, so you, who are your sister, should come over and replace her." ”

Li Zixin: "......"

My cousin actually served as a protector for this stinky god! Why didn't I know about this?

Xiao Shuai looked at Li Zixin's stunned appearance, and urged with a straight face: "Hurry up, what are you doing in a daze, let Director Guo help you over!"

Li Zixin glared at Xiao Shuai fiercely, she nodded, and said, "Okay, I'll see what tricks you have to play!"

Saying this, Li Zixin came to Xiao Shuai's side with the support of Director Guo, Xiao Shuai stretched out his hand and pointed to the clothes on the small table next to him, and said, "Pick any one and change it." ”

Li Zixin looked at Xiao Shuai's hand, and when she saw the Taoist robe and monk's robe, her face turned green in an instant!

"You let me wear these things?!" Li Zixin glared at Xiao Shuai and roared, "I won't wear it even if I am killed!"

"Ahem," Xiao Shuai coughed twice, and said seriously: "This is the rule, how can there be any reason not to wear work clothes?"

Li Zixin said unconvinced: "Then why don't you wear it?"

Xiao Shuai put on an old-fashioned look and said: "This master's cultivation is profound, and he has reached the realm where he can cast spells and open the altar at will no matter what clothes he wears, you can't do it, hurry up and put it on, don't waste time." ”

Li Zixin: "......"

I hadn't seen him fix these moths before, but now it's so neat, it must have been on purpose!

"Hurry up, hehe!" Xiao Shuai urged.

Li Zixin: "......"

No matter how you look at it, this guy is not well-intentioned!

Li Zixin "snorted", thought about it, she picked up a robe and put it on her body randomly.

Director Guo on the side looked straight in his eyes!

These two young ladies are really powerless against Master Xiao!

Li Zixin got dressed, and suddenly the image of a beautiful cold-faced little Daogu was shaped.

Xiao Shuai glanced at Li Zixin, seriously, good-looking, if you go to act in a TV series, at least Yilin in "Smiling Proud Jianghu" is a proper 100 points!

"You can start!" Li Zixin glared at Xiao Shuai viciously and said angrily.

Xiao Shuai: "......"

Okay, I'll take back what I just said, this product is suitable for playing Li Mochou!

"Director Guo, go and invite Guan Dexin and his second daughter here. Xiao Shuai instructed Director Guo to say.

Director Guo answered, turned around and walked back, and soon he walked over with Guan Dexin and the second girl.

"Master Xiao, Guan Dexin and the second girl are here. Director Guo said.

"Hmm. Xiao Shuai nodded, and he said to Guan Dexin: "I'll recite the mantra later, and after I finish reciting it for the first time, you put my mind for my ancestor on the offering table, and let the second girl put the water she is holding on the offering table, remember, the order must not be wrong." ”

Guan Dexin nodded, but he reached out and touched his pocket, immediately frowned, and said, "Master Xiao, can you give the heart to Master Zu later, I don't have cash here!"

"No cash?" Xiao Shuai asked.

"That's right!" Guan Dexin said: "It's just a few hundred yuan in change, and now it's either Alipay or WeChat cash is very little used in business." ”

Li Zixin sneered and muttered, "Hmph, stupid, people don't have cash, look at how you cheat money this time." ”

Li Zixin's voice was very small, just like a mosquito humming, and everyone except Xiao Shuai didn't hear it.

Xiao Shuai smiled slightly, then he took out his mobile phone, clicked on WeChat, called up the payment code, and then put the mobile phone on the table.

Xiao Shuai did all these actions without any delay, and Li Zixin, Guo Dao and Guan Dexin around him were all dumbfounded.

Xiao Shuai smiled slightly and said to Guan Dexin: "It's okay now!"

Li Zixin: "......"

Director Guo: "......"

Kwan Tak Shun: "......"

I'm going to do it!

Now even the ancestor has to keep pace with the times?

After doing this, Xiao Shuai faced the table, he closed his eyes, and muttered words in his mouth: "The sky is clear, the earth is clear, and the five elements of yin and yang are ......."

Xiao Shuai's incantation didn't have a few sentences in total, and after reciting it, he closed his eyes and said, "Offering!"

Guan Dexin had never encountered such a confession, he hesitated, but he took out his mobile phone and scanned Xiao Shuai's collection code.

Cure 100,000!

No matter how you say that you can make an offering to the ancestral master, it can't be lower than this number!

Xiao Shuai closed his eyes and thought of it in his heart.

gave Deng Jiakun and Zhou Zhiqi the light is a contract for them to sign a selling contract, which means that they have not made any money.

If you can earn 100,000 yuan from here, you won't be busy in the past few days.

"Ding Dong! Ding Dong!" Xiao Shuai's > "Current Yuan!"

"Current Yuan!"

"Current Yuan!"

Xiao Shuai: "......"

it!

Thirty thousand?!

What is a local tyrant? This is the real local tyrant!

But at this time, the surrounding onlookers were stunned.

Why did a > the young man who was eating in the restaurant walk up to the village chief Guan Dezhong, he looked at Xiao Shuai and them on the edge of the table, and whispered to Guan Dezhong: "Uncle Dezhong, the more I look at it, the more I feel that this Master Xiao's method is like a joke?"

Kwan Dezhong: "......"

I've lived for almost 40 years, and I've never seen anything like this!

After thinking about it, Guan Dezhong shook his head, gently scolded the young man, and said, "Go! Don't talk nonsense, the times have changed, maybe the immortals are also advancing with the times!"