However, Gu Yun was very calm, so calm that he put on a very handsome pose when he lifted the folding chair.

The folding chair is worthy of being a weapon known as a fighting artifact in "God of Food", and with a bang, the dog was photographed on the ground.

The dog shouted in pain, "Ouch, you are really here, right? grandson, you wait, wait for Lao Tzu's energy to recover and you will die!"

"Ouch, hey, you still dare to talk back after this moment!"

Gu Yun sneered, and rushed up to shoot again.

Bang bang bang!

"Eh, come back, you, you, stop!

Gu Yun ignored him, anyway, he was dreaming, so he took a picture of death.

Cracking sound!

"The anger of Lasses, right? I will let you know what the punishment of the Komsomol is!

……

For a while, blood was splashed, flesh and blood were flying, and it was simply miserable and crazy.

The dog screamed louder: "Stop! Otherwise, you will die! Lao Tzu is really from an alien world!"

"Alien, then I'm an alien father!"

"Daddy, don't hit Daddy, it hurts!"

Gu Yun: "......" This product reacts fast enough?

Putting away the folding chair, he asked, "Are you crazy?"

Erha bared his teeth and said unconvinced, "If I hadn't run out of energy and fell to the ground, you would have died seven times by now!"

"I respect you as a man!"

Gu Yun said and raised the folding chair again.

"Wait, I can help you! I can help you!" shouted the dog.

"Hehe, what can you do for me with a husky?"

"Are you really an imbecile!" the dog was about to cry, "Lao Tzu can speak, eh, can speak, see? Doesn't this explain the problem? Can you respect the dog who can talk? Even if it is a surprised expression!"

At this moment, this wise man on the banks of the Tanas River and the enlightener of the Uturi Mountains couldn't figure out why this earthling's first reaction when facing a talking dog was to beat him!

Ordinary earthlings will at least think that it is a goblin or a dog fairy or something, right?

He even came up and hit it!

What kind of brain circuit is this?!

Gu Yun's brain circuit at the moment is like this:

"I'm dreaming, and in my dream the dog is talking. ”

"The dog also said to help me. ”

"Hey, could it be that the dog fairy dreamed of guiding the maze?"

"It's not scientific!"

"But I really want to hear how to break it?"

As a clever ghost among the poor, it is impossible for poverty to limit his imagination, not in this life.

So he said, "Okay, tell me, what can you do for me?"

"Hmph, it doesn't hurt to tell you. The earth is about to enter the fifth civilization era, and it will be very dangerous before a new order is established!" Erha raised his dog's head, and his tone became arrogant again, "And Uncle Ben knows everything on the earth, if you are willing to kneel down and beg Uncle Ben, Uncle Ben can guarantee that you will live, and live to fly!"

Gu Yun laughed angrily, ", are you going to great lengths to get me to kneel?

Saying that, he picked up the folding chair again, but unfortunately, his fingers accidentally stuck in a gap in the folding chair, as the saying goes, ten fingers are connected to the heart, and he almost burst into tears by such a pinch.

"it!"

He put down the folding chair and shook his hand, but it still hurt.

The pain was so real and intense that he suddenly understood something.

This...... Isn't this a dream?!

Still in disbelief, he ran into the bathroom and looked at his face in the mirror.

It is said in the book that if you dream, you can't see the details clearly.

However, he can now see every pore on his face clearly!

......

"Damn! The dog can talk!"

"it!"

In the bathroom, Gu Yun's exclamation that should have been made ten minutes ago finally sounded.

Gu Yun, who was seriously confused, came out of the bathroom and looked at Erha, who was also in a daze.

The human eye stared at the dog for a long time.

Erha pondered, this creature finally showed the surprise it deserved, but why did he show it until now? So his reflex arc length is about 32.53 times that of a sloth! So he is really an imbecile? But why does the original data record that he is a normal person?

Gu Yun pondered, is this really an alien dog? Does this count as getting a golden finger? But did I almost beat the golden finger to death just now?

After a long while, Gu Yun finally came back to his senses and asked, "You...... Is it really from an alien planet?"

"Imbecile, how many times do you want Lao Tzu to say it?"

"So, what do you mean by the Fifth Age civilization you just said?"

"To put it simply, the aura of the earth is about to fully recover, and then it will enter a civilization that uses aura as an energy source and individual cultivation as the dominant one. ”

"What the hell?!" Gu Yun's eyes widened.

If it weren't for the fact that everything in front of him was too real, he almost thought he was dreaming again.

But thinking that dogs can talk, it seems that the revival of aura is not so unreasonable.

He couldn't help but think of several popular videos on the Internet recently.

In the video, someone jumped dozens of meters, just like flying, and someone played the guqin in the room, but as soon as the strings were pulled and released, they directly cut a glass in half, which was extremely terrifying.

He had always thought it was just post-production, could it be true?

The dog rolled on the ground and said, "Although you are an imbecile, but in view of the fact that Uncle Ben hastily possessed your dog, I have to help you with this fate, who made Uncle Ben soft-hearted." ”

Standing up and shaking its fur, the wounds on its body had healed at this time, and it couldn't even see the scars.

Then he changed his serious tone and said, "However, you must listen to Uncle Ben, otherwise not only you are in danger, but even Uncle Ben is in danger!"

Gu Yun immediately nodded and said, "No problem, then what should I do now?" Are you going to teach me how to cultivate aura?"