Gu Yun squatted in the corner of a dilapidated rental house, sweating profusely as he fiddled with the dirty induction cooker on the ground.

Now he had a bold idea.

That is, if the induction cooker can be repaired, and the landlord fails to find out in time that he has not paid the rent, he secretly opens the electric switch again, and the young lady next door can once again mercifully allow him to take a basin of tap water, and at the same time, the big man who picks his feet at the door can borrow him another handful of noodles regardless of his previous suspicions, then he can eat a hot meal of noodles.

It can be seen that poverty did not limit his tenacious imagination.

Just then, there was a knock on the door.

Getting up to open the door, he saw a strange aunt.

The aunt is quite tall, but Fa Fu's waist looks like a swimming ring, and she has fluffy curly hair, and her eyebrows drawn with a pen make her look a little fierce.

Judging from experience, this kind of aunt is either the person in charge of the neighborhood committee or the leader of the square dance, and if she provokes a spinning jump on the spot, her invisible wings can be broken for you.

So Gu Yun asked politely, "Hello, is there something wrong?"

I didn't expect this aunt to speak quite softly and very nicely.

"Young man, my cat is lost, have you seen it?"

As she spoke, she kept looking inside.

Gu Yun shook his head, "I didn't see it, why don't you come in and look for it?"

Aunt is really an aunt, and she is not afraid of causing trouble at all, so she walked in without hesitation.

Gu Yun's rental house is very small, it is still a building from the 80s of the last century, and it is a mess inside, and it smells musty.

The aunt covered her nose in disgust, as if she was very dissatisfied with the taste inside.

But even so, she carefully searched every corner, even the bathroom.

Afterwards, she finally said, "I really didn't, I bothered you, young man." ”

Gu Yun smiled, "It's okay, you're good to go." ”

Sending the aunt away, Gu Yun continued to repair his induction cooker.

Downstairs, the aunt walked into an SUV parked in the corner, and then gently rubbed her chin, and soon her chin had a layer of "skin", she lifted it with her hand, and her entire face and hair were "peeled" off.

In the rearview mirror of the car, a pretty face about 30 years old and exuding the charm of a mature woman jumped out.

"Whew!" she let out a sigh, then lifted her clothes to look at her wrinkled belly, and tore it lightly, and the "fat" on her stomach was torn off by her alive, and there was no trace of blood, but a smooth and flat belly was exposed.

After everything was done, she said to the center console in the car, "Lao Huang." ”

The car phone quickly dialed a phone named "Lao Huang".

"The energy source is gone. She said.

"Didn't track it down?" the other side looked disappointed.

"Anyway, it's gone after here, and I'm sure even if there is a relic, it won't be here. ”

"That's weird...... Okay, let's go back to the club first. ”

The woman started the car and said, "By the way, I will add money in the future this time, and now I will play three or four roles to help you go undercover everywhere, and I am tired of being a dog, you know?"

"Well, I know you've worked hard. But isn't that the only one in the club who has a talent for disguise?"

"Talent is a fart, the old lady is a funeral parlor who puts makeup on the dead, how do you know why you awaken such a useless talent, it's weak!"

"Okay, okay, okay, didn't the boss say it, now no one knows which talent is strong and which talent is weak, everything is to cross the river by feeling the stones, maybe you are the strongest?"

"It's better for you to be a clay man, and you can make a living creature with a pinch of your hand, and let it do whatever it wants...... By the way, you can pinch a man for me when you have time, you won't hook up with a man who is more obedient than a dog, okay?"

"Hey, it's useless to talk about it. Come back quickly. ”

The woman hung up the phone unhappily, then looked at the pure black center console in the car and frowned.

She picked up the skin and belly that she had just torn off and rubbed them with her fair hands, and soon they turned into a mass of plasticine.

Spread out the mud and stick it evenly to the surface of the center console, then close your eyes and concentrate on gently caressing.

After a faint glow, the mud suddenly disappeared, and in its place the center console was covered with a layer of pink spray paint, which looked quite delicate.

The woman smiled with satisfaction, "It's a bit expensive to make a spray paint with mud, but it can't stand the old lady's important mood." ”

……

Gu Yun is still stubbornly fighting against the induction cooker, and his grand plan today seems to be stuck in the first level.

At this moment, a shrill voice suddenly sounded in the room.

"Tsk, I found an imbecile. ”

The voice came out coldly, startling Gu Yun.

He looked around the small room suspiciously, making sure there was no one else.

Only the little husky that I picked up on the side of the road before is now sitting on the computer desk, looking at me condescendingly.

It is about three months old, only thirty or forty centimeters long, round like a ball of meat, with a pinch of white hair in the middle of its black forehead, a pair of blue eyes, and a good appearance, it can be said that everyone loves it.

The reason why Gu Yun brought it back was because he took a fancy to its appearance, and he was looking for something to sell it for some money.

It's a pity that now the dog has to be licensed, and the dog seems to be deliberate, but whenever a living person approaches, he will pounce on it and bite it, so it has not been sold.

This loss-making dog, Gu Yun was angry when he saw it.

I couldn't help but say, "What do you see, believe it or not, kicking you out?"

But I didn't want to, and the voice rang out again.

"Imbecile, why don't you kneel when you see Uncle Ben?"

I heard this clearly, and the voice came out of Erha's mouth!

The huge horror made his body shrink, and the fart YAN also shrank, shrinking enough to make the walnuts violent.

The whole person was completely stunned.

"My day, dogs can talk?!"

"Shut up, this stupid dog is just the carrier that Uncle Ben has just found! Uncle Ben is the higher wisdom of the planet Sestan, you can call me the wise man on the banks of the Tanus River, or the enlightener of the Uturi Mountains, this is the respect that you should have as a lower creature! I, but I know the wisdom of everything on earth!"

"I'll go, the dog will still pretend?!"

"Fool, I emphasize one last time! Uncle Ben is not a dog, but a high wisdom! You lowly, dirty, and ignorant human being, it will be the endless glory of your life to be able to crawl under my feet!"

"Damn! Dogs can curse!"

To tell the truth, no one can be calm when encountering such a strange situation where a dog suddenly speaks.

Gu Yun was no exception, and he was almost ready to run away.

But as soon as he got up, he suddenly remembered, this must be a dream, right?

I get angry when I think about it.

I think he was also a rich second generation at the beginning, and he lived a free and comfortable life.

But since his pretending dad suddenly went bankrupt half a year ago, his life has taken a sharp turn for the worse, and now his girlfriend has run away and can't even afford to eat, which has become a big joke in the circle.

And now you actually dream of being bullied by dogs?

I can't live this day!

So he turned around and picked up the folding chair next to the computer desk, folded it, and pointed at the dog menacingly, saying, "There is a kind of you who will be crooked again?"

The dog couldn't help frowning, and his two blue pupils shrank suddenly, revealing a serious expression peculiar to a husky.

Then he said in a deep and majestic voice, "Do you have to show me the power of brutality that you fool kneel down like a slave and beg for my forgiveness?"

As he spoke, its body swelled up like a puffer fish, and it was suspended in the air, looking very strange.

"Stupid human, if you don't kneel down again, you will taste the wrath of Lasses!"