Chapter 21: Gu Banxian
Gu Yun walked downstairs, lit a cigarette, and then waited unhurriedly for the "Beastmaster" to come down.
Why wait for the "Beastmaster"?
As soon as this thing opened his mouth, he said "imbecile", who else could it be besides that cheap dog?
Long Hao returned to the house, lit a cigarette, and said to the beastmaster, "Have you found the shadow people? My father-in-law is still lying in the hospital, hurry up and ask them for an antidote!"
"Beastmaster" smiled, "You mean that Qin Yu's poison was caused by the people of the shadows?"
"Are you funny? What can make people die in the world without knowing it, apart from the 'gradient' of the shadow and our 'stagnant water', is there anything else? Is it not under the shadow, is it under our own people? Hey, what the hell are you sticking out your tongue for, is it disgusting?"
The Beastmaster retracted his tongue and said, "What if I told you that it was our own people?"
"Get out, why don't you kill your employer with nothing to do?" Long Hao took a puff of his cigarette and said, "If one of our people is under you, then he is also your bastard!"
"Fuck, I suspect you did it! Eat inside and out, and throw it into the sea to feed the fish!"
"Don't talk nonsense. The club has let you take care of this matter, and it stands to reason that I, Long Hao, shouldn't interfere! But that's my future father-in-law, if you can't do this thing, I'll go to the Shadow Man from tomorrow, don't say I didn't say hello then. ”
The Beastmaster smiled, "I think you'd better don't go to the Shadows, take care of yourself first." For example, if someone gives you something, don't just put it at home. ”
"What do you mean?"
"It's not interesting, let's go!"
After saying that, the "Beastmaster" swaggered out the door.
When I walked downstairs, the "Beastmaster" had already become Erha.
Gu Yun said to Erha, "You cheap dog, don't say that Lao Tzu is an imbecile in front of outsiders in the future, okay?
Erha glanced at Gu Yun, "Do you understand that Lao Tzu gave you a code?"
"Make a hairy code! When you come in, you stick out such a long tongue, and the blind can see that you are a cheap dog!"
"Get out! If it weren't for Lao Tzu, you would have died!"
A man and a dog walked back while arguing.
After walking out of the gate of the community, Erha said, "Let's get down to business." Judging from Long Hao's words, it seems that Qin Yu's poison was not placed by him, he thought it was from the shadow people. ”
Gu Yun frowned and thought for a while, and said, "But Qin Yuzhong is indeed the 'backwater' of their Hunter Club." Eh, so there's a ghost in the Hunters' Club? That watch...... I'll wipe it, that inner ghost first poisoned Qin Yu, and then framed Long Hao as a shadow person, so that the person who poisoned him would become Long Hao?
"You're an imbecile?"
"Get out!"
"Buy steak!"
"You still want to eat steak with this attitude? I sneered at you!"
"I scoff at you for a stomach piercing!"
"I sneered at you, Kong Rong let pear!"
"The last word is not perforated. ”
"The whole sentence is perforated!"
……
Erha threatened not to tell Gu Yun how to boil the medicine, and finally succeeded in forcing Gu Yun to buy a steak and go home.
When he got home, Gu Yun first fried the steak for Erha, then took out the mocha sand crystal, and then mixed it with the medicinal materials he bought before, and boiled the medicine with an induction cooker according to the method Erha said.
The process of boiling medicine is very complicated, but the big data provided by Erha is much simpler.
"3rd gear, stuffy for 73 seconds!"
"Open the lid and stir for 20 seconds, adjust to 5 gears, and boil for another 198 seconds!"
It took me until one o'clock in the morning, and I finally boiled a pot of medicinal soup into a small puddle of thick, black-brown substance.
When it cools, get out of the pot, pinch it directly with your hands, and get five pills with a diameter of about half a centimeter.
The medicine is done, but how to make Qin Yu eat it is a difficult problem.
Last time, Erha turned into Zhao Qiang and entered the ICU, and he understood the situation inside.
To give Qin Yu medicine, five doctors are now needed to jointly sign it, which means that in addition to Zhao Qiang, there are four other doctors who have to deal with it.
This is obviously impossible, how could the other four doctors agree to give Qin Yu medicine from unknown sources? That is the famous Qin Yu, who is responsible for the problem?
What about calling Qin Xueqing? It's no wonder that Qin Xueqing can agree!
smoked two cigarettes in a row, and Gu Yun didn't think of a way.
Seeing that Erha, who was inexorable in nature, was gnawing on the sofa, Gu Yun couldn't help but scold, "Can you stop?
Erha bit a piece of sofa skin, the dog's head shook quickly, and said impatiently, "Wait, I'll remove this piece of skin first." Don't you find the sponge underneath it tempting?"
Gu Yun sighed speechlessly, and then said to himself, "His grandmother's, what should I do?"
Erha's ears immediately moved when he heard this, and then he jumped on the sofa excitedly and said, "By the way, I'll find her grandma!"
"Who's grandma, who are you scolding?"
"Idiot! Lao Tzu is talking about Qin Xueqing's grandmother! The Qin family is the biggest except Qin Yu is Qin Xueqing's grandmother! If she agrees to use the medicine, who can stop her?"
"But can she listen to us?"
"Don't worry, Lao Tzu has a way! You just need to make a steak!"
"Deal!"
……
Dingchen Mansion, the top villa area in Binhai City, is also the top villa area in the country.
Early in the morning, a young man with a dog stood at the gate.
The young man was dressed in a washed-out T-shirt and held a banner with the words "Rise from the Dead" written on it.
At his feet was a husky, about three or four months old, with a long tongue sticking out and lying lazily on the ground.
Looking at the vigilant and contemptuous gazes of the owner who went out, Gu Yun said to Erha, "Is this really useful?"
"Nonsense, Mrs. Qi believes this the most!"
"Then even if you want to pretend to be a half-immortal, you have to have a trick, right?
"Don't worry, it won't. ”
"Hey, you little liar!" a young security guard ran over as soon as he finished speaking, "Look at you for a long time, what are you doing?
Gu Yun glared angrily.
Erha said unhurriedly, "Tell him that his surname is Zhang and he has a younger sister." When he was ten years old, his father ran away with a wild woman, and his mother later remarried, but his stepfather treated him badly. ”
After Gu Yun listened, he immediately rolled his eyes, pinched his five fingers, and made a hexagram in a serious manner.
"I'm going to talk to you, let's go, let's go. ”
"This fellow Daoist, I calculated a hexagram for you just now. When you were ten years old, your father was abducted by a wild woman, and later your mother remarried, but your stepfather treated you very badly. ”
The young security guard was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and his face changed suddenly.
Because he had never told anyone about these things, not even his colleagues, he really couldn't understand how the other party knew.
If the other party only said what his surname was, maybe he inquired about it, but so many details are correct, then there is no way to explain it with science!
He said, "This, this, how do you know?
Gu Yun smiled mysteriously, "I, Gu Banxian, know the destiny of heaven and know the movement of people, so of course it's okay to be a small hexagram." ”
The young security guard said with some excitement, "Then can you calculate my future? Will I develop in the future, and when will I be able to marry a wife?"
"Well...... Heavenly secrets must not be revealed. ”
"Don't, little brother, oh no, Dao Chief, will you calculate it for me?" the young security guard was anxious, "I understand the rules, how much money do you say." ”
At this time, a middle-aged security guard came over and said, "Xiao Zhang, what's the matter, why haven't you driven this little liar away?"
Comrade Xiao Zhang immediately said, "Team Wang, he is not a liar, he really knows how to tell fortunes, he is accurate." ”
The middle-aged security guard laughed angrily, "Xiao Zhang, how can you believe this at such a young age?"
After a pause, he said to Gu Yun again, "Okay, you really know how to tell fortunes, right?" Then tell me what my surname is and what is the situation at home. ”
Gu Yun smiled slightly, half-rolled his eyes and pinched his five fingers, and said, "Your name is Wang Yousheng, judging from your face, your parents should be alive." You have a daughter, but she doesn't like to study, so she dropped out of junior high school and mixed with society. Tsk, you've not had a lot of money lately, you lost a lot of mahjong last night, right? Also, it seems that the clothing store that your wife invested in also lost money......
said a lot in one breath, and naturally it was a hit, because everything was told to him by Erha.
Captain Wang couldn't help but gasp, his eyes widened.
"Really, it's not bad at all!" he said incredulously, and then immediately asked, "Brother, can you help me calculate when my daughter will get married? Or is there any way you can make her behave?
Captain Wang is usually very calm and reliable, and he has won the trust of the owners.
When he saw him pleading with Gu Yun, several owners who happened to go out immediately surrounded him.
"Little Half-Immortal, can you really be counted? Tell me about the situation in my family?"
"Your father is dead, and your mother is still alive, but she is not in good health. Your son is a good reader. ”
"Hey, yes, yes, yes! You're so right! Little Banxian, can you help me calculate whether my son can be admitted to Tsinghua University? I'll give you money, as much as you want. ”
"Little Banxian, can you help me calculate the fortune of my company next year?"
"Little Half-Immortal ......"
The owners spread the word, and it didn't take long for Gu Yun to be surrounded by people.
At this moment, a black Maybach drove out.