Chapter 20 Brother Long, a thief and culture
Long Hao was slapping the horse and whipping and galloping wantonly in the living room, and the girl gradually became ashamed and roared from little shame, in short, the two of them were completely dry.
Gu Yun, who was hiding under the bed, was dying, he hadn't exercised vigorously for more than half a year, would it be nice to give a live broadcast suddenly?
Even more hateful, it didn't take long for the violent crash to get closer and closer, apparently the tendency of the dog man and woman to move to the bedroom.
Gu Yun couldn't help but chuckle in his heart, because the bag of bananas was placed on the ground where he entered the door, and he forgot to get it under the bed!
If it goes on like this, it must be exposed!
Gu Yun gritted his teeth and hurriedly crawled over to pull the bag of bananas over.
Before he could move, he knocked something down in the dark, making a "coo" sound.
Looks like a beer bottle!
Gu Yun secretly complained in his heart, how lazy is this goods, why can't he clean it up after drinking?
At that moment, the door was kicked open with a bang, and the lights came on.
Long Hao, who was only wearing the underwear of the robot cat, stood majestically at the door.
And Gu Yun was now lying on the ground like a zombie, one hand just reaching the banana.
The scene is embarrassing.
After freezing for a second, Gu Yun stood up silently, lifted a bag of bananas and said to Long Hao, "This...... Cheering?"
As he wished, this bag of bananas really came in handy!
Unfortunately, the effect does not seem to be ideal.
After Long Hao saw that this uninvited guest was Gu Yun, he immediately jumped up, "Damn! It turned out to be you! You dead pervert, you actually ran to Lao Tzu's house to peep?"
Gu Yun was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart that this brain circuit is strange enough?
But this idea is good and can be developed!
So he immediately said, "Don't spew blood, what kind of voyeurism? Lao Tzu is obviously secretly shooting!"
Long Hao was shocked, he had never seen such a candid photograph so straightforward!
Immediately said angrily, "You are looking for death!"
When you're done, you're going to do it.
Gu Yun hurriedly shouted, "Wait a minute! Qin Xueqing asked me to take a secret photo!"
Long Hao really froze, and after being stunned for a second, he immediately said, "You wait for me, don't come out yet!"
Then he ran to the living room and pushed the girl out of the door with coaxing.
After coming back, he asked, "You said that Qin Xueqing asked you to come and take pictures secretly?"
"That's right!" Gu Yun nodded affirmatively, "Aren't you Qin Xueqing's fiancΓ©?" she doesn't worry about you, she is afraid that you will get flowers and grass outside, so let me secretly photograph you." I didn't expect you to be stealing food!Na, I told Qin Xueqing before I came, if I didn't go back, it would be that you were stealing food and I photographed it, and then I was killed by you. β
He never expected that Long Hao would not only not be angry when he heard this, but would also be elated.
"I see...... Hehe, that room card was given to you by Qin Xueqing?"
"Of course, can I still fly in?"
"I don't think you have that ability!" Long Hao touched his chin and said to himself, "Emmm, she threw her room card on the ground when she was given, but she didn't expect it to be hidden in secret......?
Speaking of this, he walked up to Gu Yun's side, and then said with his shoulders on his back, "Come on, come on, delete all the ones you just shot, and then go to the study to take pictures of me practicing calligraphy, okay?
The corners of Gu Yun's mouth twitched at that time.
The study of this goods seems to have been looted and emptied? Did the two goods say that those who could be taken away were taken away, and all those that could not be taken were smashed?
If this thing sees the antique scum all over the ground, won't I beat me to death on the head?
Thinking about it like this, my back suddenly cooled.
Hurriedly said, "No, why should I help you?"
"I'll let you go back intact, isn't that enough?" Long Hao replied quite forcefully.
Gu Yun was a little cowardly.
Seriously proposed, "Well, in terms of the choice of scene, I don't think the study is necessarily the most suitable." In fact, when I was studying photography psychology at the University of California, I studied photography psychology, and I ...... with my supervisor."
"Oh, the study is good! It seems to be cultured and cultivated! I analyze Qin Xueqing's mouth!"
"It's better not to, I don't know if it's cultured, but I guess you may be very uncultivated when you enter the study. β
"No, I, Long Hao, am also a cultural person!" Long Hao took Gu Yun's arm and dragged it to the study with great interest, "Come on, come on, let's talk about it in the study!" Hello brothers, if you help me chase Qin Xueqing, I won't forget you!"
Gu Yun wanted to cry without tears, and walked to the door of the study.
Just then, there was a knock on the door.
Long Hao frowned, shouted unhappily, "Who!", and then went to open the door.
At the door, there stood a man in jeans, short denim sleeves, and a cowboy hat, he was about forty years old, his body was as strong as an iron tower, and his black face was fierce and fierce.
Long Hao was a little surprised and said, "Beastmaster, why are you coming to my house?"
The man named "Beastmaster" smiled rudely and said, "Haha, the fuck came to see if you bastard is dead!"
Long Hao also laughed, "If you don't die, how can I die?"
The "Beastmaster" entered the room, then pointed at Gu Yun and said, "Hey, who is this imbecile who looks sluggish?"
Long Hao felt that the "Beast King" had bad intentions today, so he said to Gu Yun, "Come, I'll send you out." β
Going out to the corridor, Long Hao hugged Gu Yun's neck and said in a low voice, "Take out the things you just photographed, and Qin Xueqing must say that I am practicing calligraphy, do you know?emmm, it is best to mention that there are a lot of antique calligraphy and paintings in my study, the kind of thief with an artistic atmosphere." Oh no, it's better to use the word 'cultural heritage'!"
Gu Yun saw that escape was in sight, and hurriedly nodded, "Don't worry, you will definitely bring it truthfully!"
"Okay, what about the shooting?" Long Hao stretched out his hand.
Gu Yun was stunned for a moment, how could he shoot anything?
I touched my pocket, and I just touched the watch, so I put it in Long Hao's hand very quickly.
"That's it, a pinhole camera disguised as a watch, and everything in the data card. β
Long Hao glanced at it and said, "There is no backup, right? If Qin Xueqing knows about this, you know the consequences." β
Gu Yun said seriously, "Absolutely not!" In addition, this watch, I think it's better for you not to keep it at home, otherwise you may be unlucky." β
This counsel is absolutely the conscience of heaven and earth.
But Long Hao smiled evilly, "This is evidence that Qin Xueqing cares about me, Brother Long, I want to keep it well." You won't understand!"
"Oh!" Gu Yun nodded, "I may not really understand, Brother Long, take care......