Hahaha!

Aha!

+1！

+1 again!

At this time, a doorman who looked a little handsome pointed at Liu Bei and smiled crookedly:

"Ahaha, boy, you are really the Nanshan Beidou of the toad world, if you want to eat swan meat, you are definitely an ancestor-level character!"

Captain Ma Yong covered his stomach with a smile:

"Haha, boy, if you want to be the aunt of our eldest lady of the Su family, you have to have three basic conditions!

First, you have to have status, no matter how bad you are, you have to be an X second generation!

Second, you have to be rich! What swan meat do you want to eat if you don't have money?

Third, you have to be handsome!

Hahaha, do you have these three points?"

A doorman smiled and agreed:

"He looks so rustic, can he be a person of status?"

Another person coaxed:

"Hahaha, just like him, at first glance, he is poor!"

And the doorman, who looked a little handsome, patted his chest and laughed:

"Toad originator, the first two points, you don't have any at all, right?

Come on, let's talk about the third point - the issue of handsomeness.

Look at my appearance, is it much more handsome than you?

By the way, my name is Zhang Peng, and I am known as Zhang Shuaipeng!"

Liu Bei didn't speak, but the others spoke—

"Zhang Shuaipeng, the originator of this toad, is a toad after all, much worse than you. ”

"Well, how can he compare with our Zhang Shuaipeng's appearance. ”

......

Zhang Peng listened to everyone praising his appearance, and he was even more proud:

"Haha, the originator of the toad, I look so good, I never dared to imagine that one day I could become Miss Su's aunt!

Hahaha!

+1！

+1！

+1 again!

More than a dozen doormen laughed again and made all kinds of exaggerated movements.

And Liu Bei, just smoking a cigarette slowly, quietly watching everyone's performance!

When Ma Yong saw Liu Bei's indifferent expression, he stopped smiling, and said with a smile:

"Toad originator, we all laugh at you so despisefully, why don't you blush at all? If I were you, I would be so ashamed that I would like to find a crack in the ground and get in!"

And Liu Bei just lightly spit out eight words:

"The more you laugh, the worse you cry!"

What?

The more you laugh, the worse you cry?

Does that mean, you really make us cry?

Hahaha!

More than a dozen doormen laughed again, laughing so hard that tears flowed again.

And Ma Yong, wiping his tears, said coldly:

"Brothers, I feel my stomach hurt from laughter. We can't laugh anymore, and if we laugh again, we're going to laugh out of our bodies. Now, let's just blast this toad originator away. ”

"That's right, blow away the ancestor of this toad!"

And Ma Yong, his face changed suddenly, and he said sharply:

"Smoking! Smoking your sister's cigarettes! You garbage picker, smoking a five-dollar cigarette, you still have to smoke in front of us, do you think we haven't smoked?

Zhang Peng immediately responded:

"Horse team, you're really lifting him up. He can smoke a cigarette for five yuan? I see, a poor young man like him can smoke a cigarette for three yuan!"

Ma Yong nodded:

"Yes, the originator of this toad, can afford to smoke up to three yuan, oh no, can afford to smoke two yuan and five cigarettes at most, it can't be more!"

What? Two-five-dollar cigarettes?

This group of watchdogs is really shocking!

Liu Beiyi frowned, took out a box of "Liqun-Fuchun Mountain Residence", and said lightly:

"You dog minions, you are really blind to your 24k alloy dog eyes!

"The deity, your sister, the person who dares to call himself the deity, how can he be a character, right? You toad originator, you are really arrogant!"

Ma Yong said, looked at the cigarette case that Liu Bei was holding, and continued:

"Liqun-Fuchun Mountain Residence?

Not to mention, Ma Yong really hasn't seen the cigarette in Liu Bei's hand!

This cigarette, but it is a special cigarette, was brought by Liu Bei from Principal Mi, how can these guards see it.

One person was extremely disdainful:

"Isn't it Liqun? Fourteen yuan a pack! I bought it with the money I earned from picking up garbage, right?"

Liu Bei shook his head with a smile:

"Hmph, you watchdogs, you don't even know about 'Fuchun Mountain Residence', so you dare to laugh at me?"

You're laughing at us, this guy?

Ma Yong hurriedly said:

"Zhang Shuaipeng, you, check it with your mobile phone and see how much this Fuchun Mountain Residence is. I don't believe it, isn't it Liqun, can it be more than twenty yuan?"

Zhang Shuaipeng immediately took out his mobile phone, and then searched for "Liqun-Fuchun Mountain Residence"!

Rumble!

In an instant, Zhang Shuaipeng was stunned, and cold sweat was on his forehead.

When Ma Yong saw Zhang Shuaipeng's appearance, he frowned:

"Zhang Shuaipeng, what are you doing in a daze? How much is a pack of cigarettes, the originator of the toad?"

Zhang Shuaipeng wiped a cold sweat:

"Horse team! This Liqun-Fuchun Mountain Residence is a special cigarette, known as the most expensive cigarette in our China, 20,000 yuan a piece, 2,000 yuan a pack!"

Rumble!

The doormen present listened to Zhang Shuaipeng's words, and their scalps were numb in shock, and their bodies were inexplicably chilled!

How can it be?

Such a poor and rustic young man can afford to smoke 2,000 packs of special cigarettes?

Ma Yong immediately embarrassed and said secretly: I wipe it, why is this cigarette so expensive? I just said that he can only smoke two yuan and five cigarettes? Poverty really limits my imagination! Isn't this a slap in the face of Chi Guoguo?

A timid doorman, looking at Liu Bei's eyes at this moment, completely changed, and said tremblingly:

"Ma team, this little brother, the cigarettes he smokes are such good special cigarettes, his identity should be extraordinary! He, he can't be a real uncle, right?"

As soon as this person's words came out, everyone present became nervous and looked at Liu Bei with strange eyes!

Only Ma Yong quickly reacted and sneered:

"Uncle, aunt, aunt in the basket! Our eldest lady is only in high school, how can we have an uncle? Is your brain filled with bean dregs?"

The timid doorman, still puzzled, said:

"Horse team, the originator of this toad, if it weren't for our true uncle, how could he afford to smoke such a valuable cigarette?"

Ma Yong waved his hand and said in a loud voice:

"Hmph, what's so incomprehensible about this? I guess, this toad originator can smoke such a good cigarette, it must have been bought by cutting a kidney!"

Cut-kidney bought?

Hahaha!

When everyone present heard this, they all laughed again.

And Zhang Shuaipeng also asked Liu Bei:

"Toad originator, may I ask if your kidneys are still there? In order to smoke such a pack of cigarettes, it is really not easy for you!"

And Ma Yong had already figured out the electric baton behind him, and said loudly:

"Brothers, you've laughed enough, it's time to get to work.

This toad originator scolded us for being a watchdog, and he should have broken his mouth;

He also fantasized that it was our eldest miss's aunt, that is, he was disrespectful to our eldest miss, and we should have disabled him!

Brothers, do it for me!"