Chapter 38: I Can Laugh for Two Lifetimes
Leng Xiaomei at this moment also said unabashedly:
"Miss, Mr. Liu, a man in the Dao Sect, is really not simple! I, I can't help but feel like calling for him. ”
"Well, this guy is good enough! Two legs can surpass my Audi!" Su Yujing also said.
"Miss, do you need to park?"
"Stop. ”
The car pulled over.
In order to be sure, Su Yujing said coquettishly:
"Hey, Liu Manzi, did you walk here, or did you take a taxi here?"
Liu Bei clasped it with both hands:
"Hmph, take a taxi, get a woolen car! How can there be so many cars for you?
When you want to take a taxi, you can't wait for a car.
And when you don't want to take a taxi, you can come across several cars. ”
Boom! Can't wait when you want to take a taxi?
This seems to be the truth!
Su Yujing was embarrassed:
"So, you're running here? My mom, your legs are so bad, can you run faster than my car? I don't believe it anyway!"
Liu Bei grinned, and couldn't help but complain:
"So you, how did I get here without running?
Now in this world, the hearts of the people are really not ancient, and the world is declining!
My daughter-in-law has a luxury car, but she took me away with high heels and let me run!
My daughter-in-law drives a luxury car, I run, and sure enough, my daughter-in-law can't be relied on!"
Your sister!
I threw you out of the car, and you're still complaining?
Am I familiar with you?
"Hmph, you dead man! Shameless! Who is your daughter-in-law? You're dreaming in broad daylight? Xiaomei, let's go!"
After Su Yu finished speaking, the car started again.
Liu Bei spread his hands, very innocent:
"I was still complaining about my daughter-in-law just now that she was unreliable, this girl ran away again!
But it is not far from the gate of Suzhuang, and Liu Bei does not complain, it is a beautiful stretch, and then set off towards the gate of Suzhuang leisurely.
Su Zhuang, the Su family manor where the Su family lives in three doors!
The gate of Suzhuang is magnificent, luxurious, beautiful, chic and atmospheric!
Chinese people are very particular about their own doors!
Especially the wealthy family, the door of the family will not be sloppy!
Many people believe that a gate can affect a family's fortune, people, fortunes and misfortunes, and so on!
The gate of the Su family is pleasing to the eye at a glance!
Above the gate, the two big characters of "Su Zhuang" are obviously Su Dongpo's stone-pressed toad body, which looks ancient and elegant, strong and rich in connotation!
Liu Bei came to the door of Suzhuang and immediately appreciated:
"This Suzhuang gate is a good gate!
There is a backer towards the direction,
The height is just right, not to cover the fortune!
The texture of the door carving is selected to be born smoothly, and the homeopathic trend is adopted, which is perfectly connected with the whole Suzhuang ground pattern, which is a bit eyesight!
It seems that when designing this gate, a very professional feng shui master must have been hired!"
At this time, more than a dozen guards in the guard room saw Liu Bei and walked out of the guard room one after another.
The doormen of the Su family, who have also been screened layer by layer, are almost one in a thousand!
After all, not everyone can be the doorman of a wealthy family like the Su family!
These doormen, well-dressed, sturdy, not much different in height, walked in shape, and all of them seemed very energetic.
Ma Yong, the captain of the guard, walked in the front.
Ma Yong is a middle-aged man about forty years old, with cold air in his eyes.
When Ma Yong looked at Liu Bei's rustic appearance, his eyes were full of disdain and disgust, and he said coldly:
"Is the gate of our Su Zhuang good, has something to do with you, the garbage picker? Get out, the garbage of our Su family manor, there are designated beauties to pick it up, and it won't be your turn!"
"Get out, get out, you're so dirty, you still want to come to our Suzhuang to pick up garbage, what a beautiful idea!"
Do I rub?
Think of me as a garbage picker?
Liu Bei's face immediately sank, the corners of his mouth rose forty-five degrees, and his eyes were sharper than the blade and colder than ice!
Groov!
Woock!!
Gurgle!!
These dozen or so doormen, as soon as they saw Liu Bei's cold and sharp eyes, they all inexplicably hit a spirit!
And Liu Bei, Sen Han said:
"You watchdogs, you really look down on people!
Uncle?!
These dozen doormen were all stunned for a moment!
Everyone thought to themselves: if this guy is really their uncle, and they say that he picks up garbage, their jobs will be smashed in minutes!
But who believes?
"Hahaha!"
Immediately, there was a burst of laughter.
Ma Yong, the captain of the guard, laughed for a while, and then said to Liu Bei:
"Hahaha, uncle? You don't sprinkle hot water to look like a bear like you! But you want to be the uncle of our Su family, it's really a toad who wants to eat swan meat! Come on, come on, tell me, which mistress of our Su family is the aunt?"
Liu Bei squinted at everyone and said indifferently:
"Isn't that nonsense? The deity is naturally the uncle of your eldest lady, Su Yujing!"
Rumble!
More than a dozen doormen, all of them were taken aback, and they felt their jaws fall to the ground!
This garbage picker, it's so daring to think, and he still fantasizes that it is the aunt of our Su family's eldest lady?!
Hahaha!
Aha!
Ahaha+1!
+1 again!
Immediately afterwards, more than a dozen doormen, all of whom were smiling!
Someone laughed and wiped tears!
Someone covered their stomachs with laughter!
Someone stamped their feet with laughter!
Ma Yong laughed for a while and wiped his tears:
"Ahaha, this garbage picker is dreaming in broad daylight! His daydream, we can laugh for half a year!"
One person responded and said: "Horse team, I can laugh for a year! Hahaha, this garbage picker, dare to daydream like this, it is really the biggest joke of our Nansu City this year!"
"I, I can laugh for three years!"
"Haha, I can laugh for the rest of my life!"
......
Liu Bei glanced at the group of guards like all beings, then took out a small cigarette and smoked it leisurely!
In his mouth, Sen Han said:
"Laugh, huh, you wait and cry!"
When Ma Yong heard this, he laughed even more so that he almost laughed off his big teeth:
"Hahaha, this garbage picker said that we should wait and cry?
Hahaha!
Another burst of laughter!
"This is yet another one of our jokes of the year in the city of Nansu. ”
"I can laugh for a year!"
"I can laugh for the rest of my life!"
"I can laugh for two lifetimes!"
"I can laugh for three lifetimes! Oh, I don't know if I'll live three lifetimes!"
......
The crowd shouted.
And Ma Yong, pointing at Liu Bei, continued to laugh and tremble:
"Haha, I still want to be the uncle of our eldest lady of the Su family! Do you know what kind of character our eldest lady is? Miss Su is the eldest lady of the Su family! Do you understand?
Besides, our Miss Su is recognized as the No. 1 beauty in the south of the Yangtze River! Do you know that the rich children who pursue our eldest lady can surround Nansu City a few times?
Even you, dare to daydream like this, it's really special to live for a long time!