It seems that whenever mankind is facing a crisis of extinction, the first problem faced is mutual suspicion and restraint within the group, just like this time, we are full of humanist feelings of loving the earth and loving mankind, calling on all research institutes to unite to resist foreign enemies, in exchange for exclusion and suppression and suspension of inspection, although the main cause of this apocalyptic crisis is that our institute itself has instigated it, but treating us with such an attitude really makes the hero shed blood and tears.

Although the sages of our country have always used such words as "the tree falls and the tree is scattered", "the good bird chooses the wood", and "the great disaster is coming, they fly separately" Waiting for the classic Xingshi Hengyan to educate us to prepare the way back to jump ship before the ship sinks, so as not to become a tragedy of the funeral goods, but I moved the mind of staying out of the matter and ready to withdraw at any time, but immediately shaken, since graduating from college, we have come here to work, although in the past few years, with this gang of old things who stare at me with ill intentions at every turn with ill intentions, but we pat our conscience and say, these old guys are really not a profit-minded, unscrupulous bad and crazy people who act for their own selfish desires, as the boss of the employer and the senior colleagues who work together, and there is no bad record of relying on the old and selling the old to treat us, an uncompiled, newcomer as a dog, and now the institute is in a huge crisis, we don't share the weal and woe with the big guys, isn't it too unkind to slap the ass and leave?

In the end, since I was a child, I was tolerant and kind, and I was educated by gentlemen such as the grace of dripping water, and after some careful consideration, I resolutely decided to stay with everyone to tide over the crisis, and use my high emotional intelligence and the sophistication of people who have been trained since childhood in the institute to help the institute's crisis public relations through this crisis, otherwise let these high-minded and arrogant old Wang Ba go to receive the inspection team. I'm afraid that if I can't say three words, the institute will have to close its doors.

I am full of fighting spirit and ready to show my experience in the reception and leadership of the mixed student union. led the research institute to slap the inspection team in an attempt to get by, but he didn't expect it. Everyone in the institute except me sneered at this kind of beard behavior, no matter how I wore out my mouth and broke my legs, and bitterly persuaded the old things to tidy up and clean up before the arrival of the inspection team, and even made two banners welcoming the inspection and guidance to hang on the gate of the community, leaving a good first impression on the inspection team, and at the same time transferring and hiding the unsightly things in their real room and destroying the corpses, but this group of old immortals not only did what I should do, but also used a nasal voice and contemptuous eyes to express that they were not afraid of shadows and disdainful of being in cahoots with people like me。

A bunch of old lunatics who don't have self-knowledge! Don't you know how much shit you sit under your ass? Others come to check and put on a look like they don't bother to take care of you. What is the difference between this and corrupt officials showing off their wealth in front of the Discipline Inspection Commission? This is deliberately provoking trouble! It is strange if we don't lock up all the people in the research institute and send them to a mental hospital!

I was so anxious that I wanted to find the only one who could deter this group of old people Chen Sanshan to complain, but the old guy declared that he was going to retreat and conduct research, blocking everyone from the door, and posing as if the inspection team came to knock on the door, he would refuse to open the door and passively resist the law like a tough corrupt official in the background. In fact, if you think about it carefully, although moving bricks on the construction site is a little more tiring than here, you don't have to worry about it as much as working here, which seems to be a good career plan......

I waited for a week in trepidation. They did not wait for the inspection team to come to examine us, nor did they wait for Chen Sanshan to break through, and even Chen Xiaoshan, who disappeared with resentment, did not carry out any disturbing terrorist attacks. to show yourself the magnificent return of the Great Demon King...... Although it seems that the singing and dancing are peaceful, we all know it in our own hearts. But that's just the calm before the storm.

Although the vain calm is so oppressive that people can't breathe, we still have to live our days. We who have experienced 2012 know best how to maintain a calm and normal heart in the impetuousness of the coming of the apocalypse, we don't have to discuss the end of the world, but what if the end does not come? You fired the boss the day before the end and beat his wife, sold the house and went out to indulge, ready to experience the last madness before the burial of the earth, but the sun rose as usual the next day, aren't you still dead? Therefore, when facing a crisis, you must be calm, and always remember that if you can't die, you still have to pay for your death......

So I quickly adjusted my mentality, casually compared my middle finger in the direction of Chen Sanshan's room, and then left the community to visit Aunt Xu's house to visit Rong'er, talking about this girl also made me scratch my head, since I came back from Japan, our originally ambiguous and good relationship between men and women suddenly took a sharp turn for the worse, Rong'er always ignores me when she sees me, and always has a cold face in the face of my skinless and faceless deliberate flattery, and even the little fart child of artificial intelligence also sued me, Rong'er once quietly asked him if there was a way for her to return to her original world, and learned that she got it hereAfter that, I can only stay in the world of Jù for a short time, and I am quite lost and depressed after not being able to really go back......

According to my understanding and speculation about women's psychology, there are only two possible reasons for this situation, one is homesickness, and the other is that I have done something unseemly to let Rong'er know, but the conscience of heaven and earth, in addition to robbing homes and killing people and setting fires in Japan, it is really not out of the ordinary at all, and even the only girl I know was shamelessly abducted by an unscrupulous lawyer, because this crime was misunderstood and snubbed by the aunt and grandmother, you said that we are not wronged？

I didn't say anything all the way to Aunt Xu's house, and my aunt was still very enthusiastic and asked me to stay for dinner, but Rong'er just glanced at me listlessly, so she left the table silently, and went back to the hut where Xie Erdong's room was now her room to surf the Internet, and I took advantage of Rong'er's absence to quickly grab Aunt Xu and ask this godmother who is quite respected by Rong'er to help me warm up this stiff relationship.

As a result, my aunt took out an expression of a person who came over and looked at me meaningfully: "Xiaodi, don't you know what you did wrong?"

I racked my brains and thought about it, and admitted my mistake to my aunt in a low voice: "Could it be ...... Auntie, I know it's wrong, you can also help me explain and explain, we went to Japan really on a mission, and we didn't do any messy things, which your son can testify, and besides, you also know that Japanese girls are not as beautiful and open as in the movies I downloaded......"

Why did you forget to empty your hard drive when you lent your laptop to this aunt to play online?

"Phew!" Aunt Xu knocked on my skull hard, and said to me, "Why are you so unenlightened, this kid......!