Chapter 62: I'm in charge
"Name...... Title!!?"
I was shocked and frightened, and hurriedly raised my hands to show my innocence: "Auntie, I have been wronged! I really haven't done anything to be responsible for the name of that little aunt and grandmother! Don't look at that girl's young age, in fact, she thinks of old traditions, and this joke can't be ......."
"Who said it was a joke?" Aunt Xu glared at me and said: "Do you still know that other people's thinking is traditional? Don't forget that she is an ancient person! The education and concept formed since childhood are different from modern people, in your opinion, you have not even pulled someone's hand, so naturally you don't have to be responsible for others, but in that girl's mind, no matter what reason and hardship, she is now following you away from her hometown, and she can never go back to the original place, this is called elopement!"
First of all, I was scared to the point of stubble with the behavior of elopement, and the old lady continued to say earnestly: "You also know that in the old days, when a woman stained her clothes and sleeves, it was considered a loss of temperament, not to mention that she ran away with a man for such a big thing? Any serious girl encounters this kind of thing, I'm afraid she can only accept her fate and marry you, but you are good, after you come back, you don't even give people a promise, and you always hum and hum when you talk to you, don't you still wait for other girls to take the initiative to post it?"
Aunt Xu's lesson made me speechless, I realized that I really made a strict mistake, for thousands of years, the orthodox concept of love of the ancients is the words of the parents' order matchmaker, a marriage book plus three media and six certificates is the starting procedure for people to fall in love, we don't care whether this blind marriage in the feudal era represents the ignorance and backwardness of the ancients' thinking and the contempt for women's rights and dignity, at least this set of traditions has been regarded as Guigao by the ancient working people before the rise of the ideological trend of free love and its popularity, so in ancient Chinaγ Except for a few non-mainstream people who pursue free love, who like to spend the first and second month, most ordinary people's love path is still followed by rules. And the aunt I brought back, according to her old age, regardless of her old age and frailty. Judging from the ruthless and decisive battle of burning residual heat and fighting wits and courage with the non-mainstream of the court, this is obviously not a love dreamer who likes to talk sweetly.
"But...... Let me ...... now Too fast, right?" I said to Aunt Xu in embarrassment, the old lady's meaning is already very obvious, let me hire the media to establish the relationship, but is the relationship progressing a little too fast? There is no test of true love that urges people to pee, there is no ambiguity that is about to leave, and even the shadow of a third party has to be obtained directly from the Civil Affairs Bureau^ This ignores foreplay and goes straight to the topic, will readers not buy it?
Aunt Xu looked at me with a teasing gaze: "I really can't understand the thoughts of you young people, on the one hand, you think that the current girls are too open and too casual, and you are sincerely dumped by others." I can't wait to find a good girl who has been conservative and traditional from the beginning, and now that the beautiful girl with traditional and conservative is in front of you, you are cringe. β
I smiled bitterly, although we are a traditional turtle that is not suitable for the values of love and hatred of new human beings, it is obvious that there is no tradition to this extent.
"Okay, okay," Aunt Xu also knew my embarrassment and concerns, and had no intention of continuing to force: "I told you this just to let you understand what the problem between you is, as for how to do it or your young people's own business, Auntie just wants to sue you." It's not easy to meet a girl who is wholeheartedly with you, and if you miss it, you kid will regret it for life. β
After my aunt finished teaching me, I went into the kitchen to work, and I sat in front of the sofa bored and played with my fingers for more than ten minutes before I mustered up the courage to stand up. Knock on Rong'er's door.
Carefully pushed open the door, saw Rong'er half-lying on the single bed laptop Internet, and saw me poking out half of my head from behind the door. He didn't even look at me, just snorted and ignored me. Now Rong'er, white shirt and jeans. The long hair is combed at random on the back of the head, and there is no trace of ancient people anymore.
"That...... "I wanted to say a few witty words to lighten the mood, but I thought that this little aunt didn't like to be oily and slippery, so I had to give up.
Then the atmosphere fell into a strange embarrassment, Rong'er's eyes stared at the computer screen for a moment, and I racked my brains to organize the wording to try to explain the problem of "name" to Rong'er, in fact, the simplest and most effective solution is to directly get down on one knee and shout "Marry me", and solve the problem cleanly, but when the words came to my mouth, I suddenly found that unless you plan to open a harem as a stallion or play around, otherwise, a word "love" really can't come with an open mouth......
I was beating a drum in my heart and preparing to run away, retreating to the living room to brew and make a comeback, but I didn't expect Rong'er to suddenly raise her head from the screen, stare into my eyes, and ask in an aggressive tone, "You don't like me, do you?"
"No!" I didn't think about it, so I rushed out: "I ......" and then I was sad again......
"And you like me?" asked Rong'er, raising an eyebrow.
I continue to get stuck......
Of course, with this girl's character, it is impossible to expect her to cry as powerless as a weak woman, this little aunt and grandmother kicked over while crying: "Then what are you still doing here? Get out of the old lady! Don't see me again!"
I took a level in vain, but I didn't dare to get angry at all, and I was even more unwilling to leave the door, so I had to carefully hold down Rong'er's arm that had already pounced on me while being beaten, and at the same time, I couldn't help but wonder what I had done to make Rong'er's reaction so broken.
"Since you don't like me, why lie to me!" Rong'er yelled at me with tears in her eyes as she slammed her hammer at me.
I finally managed to restrain Rong'er so that she couldn't fight anymore, and I didn't dare to check the hot and painful wound on my face that was suffocated by a punch, so I quickly and cautiously asked the little aunt and grandmother: "I...... When did I lie to you?"
"You have it, you have it!" Rong'er was as unreasonable as a romantic drama heroine, but what she said made my head buzz: "Did you forget it all? Or did ......you deliberately pretend to be stupid?" You did that to me when you were in the palace!"
"What!!!" My brain suddenly began to run wildly, racking my brains to think about what I did to Chen Shimei, who had abandoned the chaos from the beginning, but the more I thought about it, the more I felt innocent, I clearly remembered that in that world, we were eunuchs!
Fortunately, Rong'er roared with a crying voice, and immediately explained my doubts: "The old lady is in the palace, she has cooked for you, sewed clothes for you, made you hold hands, and let you see me wearing **! If you are a eunuch, the old lady will think that she is unlucky and will not say anything, but are you a eunuch? How can I marry in this way!"
It dawned on me that because of the particularity of eunuchs in terms of gender, the palace maids did not regard them as men, so some intimate behaviors between men and women that were rebellious in the thinking of the ancients were not very taboo for these special groups, but if this person was a fake eunuch, it would naturally be a different matter......
Rong'er's eyes were bloodshot, and she had a dangerous look that was about to take out a knife at any time: "Okay, good! If you don't admit it, I will really castrate you, and then I will pay for your life!"
"Don't, Grandma!" I'm in a hurry, this dead girl is very strong, and if she says that she will pay for her life, she will really pay for her life, and if she says castration, she will really castrate......
"I ...... I'm responsible!" (to be continued......)