Chapter 197 Shangxian, you are insulting our intelligence
Chapter 197
There is no doubt that the Jade Emperor has been hooked away by "Chang'e". With the ingenuity of the first genius of the Tang Dynasty, it can be predicted that the Jade Emperor will probably throw a lot of money on Tang Seng.
However, the Jade Emperor's depression only disappeared in a flash, because another good place in the live broadcast room was discovered by him, the on-demand hall! At this time, there are two videos in the on-demand room, one is "Journey to the West", and the other is "Victoria's Secret Inner 1 Clothes Show".
"Zizi, Mo Liqing is right! There are really good things in the VOD room!!And it's an exotic woman!!It's a different flavor!!" The Jade Emperor didn't know that at this time, the "Chang'e" girl in his heart was not resting at all, but was also reading Victoria's Secret like him!
"Hey, I'll tell you something!" While watching the film, the Jade Emperor also sent a private message to Zhang Xiaodong, which is correct.
"What are you talking about?" asked Zhang Xiaodong.
"What are you talking about? Of course it's getting down to business! These bastards are always thinking about my throne!" The Pre-Jade Emperor was single-minded, looking at the film excitedly, and then said, "I plan to do this! In order not to startle the snake, I plan to restore the Nantian Gate in the future! Whenever the immortal family enters the Heavenly Court, they must go through the Nantian Gate!"
Zhang Xiaodong understood what the Jade Emperor meant.
"Pass the Nantian Gate to identify the traitor Heavenly Demon in the immortal family, and when you board the Nantian Gate and become a member of the live broadcast room, you can also find the Heavenly Demon while pulling friends!
"Yes, but if you can, you won't kill them, just like Wuqu Xingjun and them, as long as they are naturalized, the immortal world will have a little more power! After all, not everyone wants to be a demon in the sky!" Zhang Xiaodong returned.
"Okay!" the Jade Emperor was silent for a moment and then said, "The people I am most angry about are not the people of Wuqu Xingjun, but those guys of the Supreme Heaven! You also know the news of Lan'er before, right? Yesterday, in order to catch the Wuyun Immortal, the Immortal Realm sent a total of two Supreme Heaven masters, which were originally nine out of ten! But at the last moment, a mysterious Supreme Heaven Master appeared to help the Wuyun Immortal break through the passage and run back to the Heavenly Demon Realm from the Heavenly Demon Camp!"
"Hmph! These guys are in a high position in the fairy world. I don't understand, what's so good about the Heavenly Demon! I actually let the master of the Supreme Heaven also apostatize! Wuqu Xingjun and Demon Li Shou Zhen can be forgiven, but this group of guys from the Supreme Heaven will not be tolerant!!" "When he said these words, the Jade Emperor was more like an emperor who killed decisively!
"You're good for me. After the deed is accomplished, I will be rewarded!
I don't know why, when he heard these words of the Jade Emperor, Zhang Xiaodong suddenly felt like he couldn't cry or laugh. At this moment, he seems to be a martial arts master who has taken refuge in the imperial court in a martial arts movie, and he has the feeling of becoming an eagle dog of the imperial court. "Hehe, then thank you first," Zhang Xiaodong smiled bitterly.
"Hmph! This time, I asked the Thunder Puhua Tianzun to personally guard the South Heavenly Gate. Look at them ......"
"Uh......" Zhang Xiaodong was stunned for a long time. "You...... You let the dignified thunder Puhua Tianzun go to see the gate?A supreme master to see the gate?" Zhang Xiaodong was speechless, thinking to himself, Mo Liqing, you are finally liberated!!
"Who will not let him go? Alas, the hearts of the people are scattered, and the team is not easy to lead! The whole Supreme Heaven trusts him and Lao Jun the most! Oh, and myself! I can't invite Lao Jun and me to see the gate, right? Besides, Lao Jun is very big, I can't please move!!" The Jade Emperor sighed as he said, "You all think that I am the Emperor of Heaven, and the scenery is incomparable, but how do you know my suffering! The people below are not in harmony, and the Supreme Heaven above is pressing on me. I still have a wife at home who is always staring at me! In order to meet Chang'e girl once a year, I have to use the name of the flower appreciation conference, am I easy!!"
"Not to mention, it's really not easy! Otherwise, let's change the two of us, and I'll be the Jade Emperor for two days?" Zhang Xiaodong returned with a smile.
"Ahem, you're busy first!I'll watch Journey to the West for a while!" The Jade Emperor hurriedly changed the subject, "Oh yes, in what episode did I appear?"
"Episode 3!" Zhang Xiaodong said, but after hearing Journey to the West, he was stunned, "By the way, why hasn't the Great Sage come back after going to the Supreme Heaven for so long?" Zhang Xiaodong asked.
"Ahem. You're busy, I'll go see Victoria's little secret for a while!"
"Say it quickly, or Lao Tzu will delete the little secret!!" Zhang Xiaodong frightened.
"Don't, don't!" I said!" the Jade Emperor sighed, "As soon as this monkey went to the Supreme Heaven, he found the Buddha, and without saying a word, he picked up the golden hoop stick and beat it! By this moment, he had been fighting for more than ten days in a row! Isn't it just a hoop? How handsome is shiny! Nima Rulai is also a slut, and when he can't take it off, he just says, what are you lying to him about!!"
"What?" Zhang Xiaodong was stunned, "The Great Sage can fight now?"
"How is that possible!, but there is nothing he can do about it now. Sun Wukong is no longer something that Rulai can handle with one hand! The most terrifying thing is that this monkey is getting more and more powerful!" The Jade Emperor continued, "I see, the guys in the Supreme Heaven and the monkey know very well in their hearts. They just want to figure out the way of guò to fight to directly stimulate and improve Sun Wukong's combat effectiveness! They want to send Sun Wukong to the Heavenly Demon Realm!!"
"Heavenly Demon Realm, doesn't it mean that the immortal family of the Immortal Realm can't go to the Heavenly Demon Realm?" Zhang Xiaodong was stunned. He didn't believe that Sun Wukong would sell him, and except for Sun Wukong, other fans didn't know about the passage from the fairy world to the heavenly demon world in the live broadcast room. Because this passage is hidden, only you can see it.
"I don't know about this!Made, what are the things that those old things in the Supreme Heaven are always hiding from me!Especially that guy Lao Jun, who has the most eyes!" Speaking of this, the Jade Emperor became angry. "I don't understand, the Heavenly Demon can kill through the Guò extraterritorial battlefield passage, why can't we kill it! Several times we have broken through the Heavenly Demon Camp, but as soon as we break through, the passage on the Heavenly Demon's side is directly closed! When we left, the Heavenly Demon rushed out again!"
Zhang Xiaodong also frowned, what is the situation?
"It's really strange! The Dark Cloud Immortal can pass by turning into a Heavenly Demon!" The Jade Emperor was depressed, "Alas, count the balls! It's better than thousands of years ago when the Heavenly Demons bloomed everywhere in the fairy world! Don't worry, in another ten and a half days, Sun Monkey will come back! When the time comes, you can ask him yourself." Okay, okay, I'm angry right now, I want to watch the film of the exotic woman to calm my anger, don't bother me!
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The Jade Emperor can also pull this guy, so much so that Zhang Xiaodong pulled down the work at hand for a while. However, hearing the news that the Great Sage would return in more than ten days, Zhang Xiaodong was still very happy in his heart. Retracting his thoughts, Zhang Xiaodong continued to check information on the Internet, thinking about what to broadcast in the live broadcast room later. Suddenly, an ad popped up on the page. Zhang Xiaodong smiled.
A few minutes later, "Come and see, everyone! Dongge Shangxian is broadcasting a new show again!!" As soon as they heard the new program, the immortals who had just been scared away by the Jade Emperor rushed into the live broadcast room with various nicknames.
"Stand up!!" shows a young and beautiful female teacher standing in front of the blackboard, wearing black glasses, professional attire, and wavy curls.
"Hello teacher!!" shouted a group of childish-looking children as they stood up.
From today onwards, you will be the first grade of elementary school, and the teacher will ask you a question, have you ever learned arithmetic in kindergarten and preschool?
Mo Liqing, Roaring Sky Dog, Zhu Bajie, etc., etc., all the fans in the live broadcast room were stunned! What is kindergarten? What is preschool? What is the multiplication formula? Ten minutes later, when the title "Peking University Affiliated Primary School First-grade Mathematics Teaching Video" was watched, the whole live broadcast room went crazy!
"Brother Dong, you are too much!!You are insulting our IQ !!"
(To be continued.) )
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