Chapter 196

"Your Majesty the Jade Emperor, please respect yourself!" Tang Seng was bored for a long time and replied to these words.

"Hey, hey, I'm a little shy, I like this tune!"

"......" Tang Seng has a black line, "Jade Emperor Majesty, I'm really not Chang'e......" Tang Seng wanted to let go of the video to confirm, but he didn't!

"You're not Chang'e, then who do you say you are? Hehe, you can't tell?" said the Jade Emperor with a lewd smile. "Where is the road? I can imagine how lonely and hesitant you have been in these years of solitude. With no one to accompany you, no future in sight, you are confused, you are hesitant! Who do you think of in the dead of night? You look up at the starry sky and ask yourself where my road is! Right? I guessed right! So you gave yourself a nickname called where the road is!"

"......" Tang Seng broke out in a cold sweat. I thought to myself, you are worthy of the Jade Emperor, your talent is about to catch up with the poor monks! Who did I think of in the dead of night for countless nights? Nima, I also think of Chang'e!

"Alas, I didn't expect you to be so sentimental, sister, I feel very distressed to see your nickname! Come on, open your arms, don't hesitate, don't be confused! Let me come into your life! Warm your lonely heart. ”

I want to vomit!! Tang Seng was furious all over his body, and hurriedly sent a private message to Zhang Xiaodong, "Shangxian, I didn't offend you, can I change someone? The Jade Emperor is more fierce than I imagined! If you don't care anymore, I will blacken the Jade Emperor!"

In my eyes, the holy monk has always been a person who is upright, punishes evil and promotes good, and purifies all living beings with great compassion, can you bear to watch Sister Chang'e being ...... by this guy" Zhang Xiaodong replied.

"You don't need to say it, I can't bear it! The Buddha said that a dead Taoist friend is not a poor monk!"

"Ugh. Are you sure the Buddha said, Okay, let's put it another way!" Zhang Xiaodong had a black line, "Why did you choose you, buddy? Talent! Courage! And acting skills! Right! You won't sue me that the number one talent in the Tang Dynasty is a waste of fame, right? I told you that I already believe it! In the entire live broadcast room, except for you, who else has this ability? Right? I have three more benefits for you!"

"Three major benefits!" Tang Seng's eyes lit up.

"First! Let you experience at least one gift of membership every week! Second, you can consider a whole emotional drama in the later stage, and you will be the protagonist! Third! Brother Dong is going to make a big move!" Zhang Xiaodong seduced.

"Emotional drama? Shangxian, what did you say, the poor monk remembered! What a big move? Say it quickly!" Tang Seng was so anxious that he couldn't do it.

"Thirdly, do you want to know what happened in the court? Do you want to know what kind of life the emperor lived? Do you want to see the kind of drama on a large scale?"

Tang Seng's saliva had already left, "Of course I want to!!Just rush to the immortal with your words, don't worry, the Jade Emperor will be handed over to me! Not only will I let him get nothing." You have to peel off a layer of skin!"

"Okay! Sure enough, he is the first genius in Datang!" Zhang Xiaodong was relieved.

"Shangxian, how big is the scale!" Tang Seng asked.

"Ma Zhen, you say it's not a big deal!" Zhang Xiaodong continued.

"Ma Zhen, what do you mean?" Tang Seng was stunned.

"It's right away, hey, hey, hey"

"Oh" Tang Seng suddenly realized, "You chase me, if you catch up with me, I'll let you hehehe?

"Uh, do you remember that?"

"That's a must! Not only me, but all the immortals in our live broadcast room know it! Shangxian, this kind of joke should be talked about often! Inspiring!" Tang Seng continued, "If it doesn't work, let's make a special show in the live broadcast room!"

Zhang Xiaodong was in a cold sweat, you are instigating my brother to tell a meat joke! But this is a wake-up call to Zhang Xiaodong, forget about the meat joke, after all, there will be many female fans in the live broadcast room in the future. I can only say that it can be done occasionally. But you can do one in the joke column! Guo Degang Yu Qian, Feng Gong of the herd back then, and then Ma Sanli, some of them! In addition to cross talk, there are also a lot of sketches. Uncle Benshan sells a crutch, Uncle Pace eats noodles and so on!

Zhang Xiaodong was chatting with Tang Seng at the same time, and at the same time searched for this so-called large-scale Ma Zhen movie on the Internet, "The Woman of the Dynasty, Yang Guifei" played by Fan Bingbing and Li Ming. Thinking of Fan Bingbing, Zhang Xiaodong thought of another chest-fighting TV, "The Legend of Wu Meiniang"!"Holy monk, it's quite exciting to send you another one." The screen is full of white steamed buns!"

"The parents who gave birth to me, and the one who knows me is immortal!

Tang Seng and Zhang Xiaodong didn't know, and a few days later, Tang Seng angrily asked Zhang Xiaodong to comment, "Shangxian! What about Ma Zhen? I went over and over again to see it." I didn't see the white steamed buns on the screen, but the big stickers on the screen were real!" Zhang Xiaodong went back and read it again to know that the ones he had uploaded were all deleted versions by the General Administration of Antivirus! Of course, this is a later story.

After getting Zhang Xiaodong's promise, Tang Seng turned his head and went to chat with the Jade Emperor privately. And Zhang Xiaodong is looking for high-definition cross talk and sketches on the Internet.

Looking at the Jade Emperor's side again, he was very happy, Sister Chang'e actually replied! "Your Majesty, aren't you afraid that the Queen Mother will find out? What if the Niangniang finds out about the crime of curing Chang'e?"

The Jade Emperor replied excitedly, "Sister Chang'e, don't worry, if you don't say it, how will she know? Besides, as the master of hundreds of millions of beings in the fairy world, what can I do if I am discovered by her? You can rest assured, I will never let her hurt a single hair of you!"

"I don't believe it! People want you to swear! There are also people who have recently fallen in love with a pair of immortal phoenixes, and they want hundreds of thousands of immortal crystals."

Seeing that this seemed to be coquettish, Jiao Didi replied, and the Jade Emperor's blood boiled excitedly, "Brother Jade Emperor bought it for you!

"Don't! transfer money to me through the Three Realms trading platform!" Since then, the first cyber crook in the fairy world has been born!

A few hours later, through the Three Realms trading platform, the Jade Emperor had already spent millions of immortal crystals on Tang Seng's body! But he didn't even see a single figure! Even Tang Seng didn't even add his friends to the Jade Emperor! Because after adding friends, he knew each other's true identities! The most terrifying thing was that Tang Seng secretly took screenshots of all the fleshy chat records that the Jade Emperor said.

Zhang Xiaodong has already turned out a lot of cross talk sketches here, but Zhang Xiaodong has made a difficulty. A large number of classic cross talk sketches can't be played for three or five years in a row! The problem is that most of the themes are modern and modern, and these immortals can't understand them! This thing has to be done step by step, and the intellectual, cultural, and historical backgrounds of these immortals have to be taken into account. Since the eternal separation of immortals, mortals and immortals have walked towards two diametrically opposed paths of civilization. Everyone's knowledge system and system are different......

At this time, the Jade Emperor was depressed and cut off from his private chat by Tang Seng. The Jade Emperor sighed in his heart, how shy and simple she used to be! Now not only does she ask herself if she wants to go east and west, but she also takes the initiative to tell herself a meat joke about hehehe!

(Sorry sorry, late, quack)

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