"What's wrong?"

He Xishan's wife and wife heard the movement and ran into the study.

At this look, her whole feet were soft, He Xishan's fat body was lying in the aisle between the desk and the bookshelf, the landline, ashtray, trophies, photo frames and scattered books were scattered all over the place, the corners of He Xishan's mouth were still some, and the white shirt was also stained with blood.

On his forehead, there are still marks of being rubbed out.

She hurriedly rushed over and shouted, "Lao He, what's wrong with you!!?"

"Mom. ”

He Xishan's son and daughter-in-law rushed in when they heard the voice.

When the little couple saw the scene in front of them, they were also frightened, and their faces were like white paper.

"Dad!"

He Xishan's son rushed over and picked up He Xishan's head and pinched him, and his daughter-in-law immediately took out her mobile phone to dial the emergency number, He Xishan's wife was already crying, and in an instant, the He family was in chaos.

……

Imperial capital.

Office of the National Westward Journey Association.

Shi Jianguo took the phone and called He Xishan impatiently, and while dialing the number, he looked back at the several leaders standing behind him, Fang Dong, director of the office of the National Westward Journey Association, Zhou Qunying, deputy director of the office of the National Westward Journey Association, and Mi Bai, the leader of their third group.

At this time, the three people were all crossed on their waists and their faces were like cicadas.

Toot toot.

After a few busy phone calls, the voice of the customer service lady came, "Sorry, the call you made is not answered for the time being......"

"Or no one answers?"

Seeing Shi Jianguo put down the phone, Mi Bai was the first to speak, his brows had already wrinkled into a Sichuan character, and the two words of dissatisfaction were almost engraved on his face.

And behind him, Fang Dong and Zhou Qunying are the same, the three of them are like this, which makes the atmosphere of the entire small duty room solemn and abnormal, Shi Jianguo is also silent, but he is anxious to jump to his feet and scold, "Lao He, Lao He, what do you say you are scolding on Weibo, you,

It's okay to scold people, and let people take them into the ditch, and at this time they disappeared again, and you have to be punished when you are about to retire, you say you are ......"

He and He Xishan have been at the same time for twenty years.

After retiring from the front-line post, he worked in the Journey to the West Association and He Xishan, but unlike He Xishan, he came here to support the elderly, and in his heart, he also disagreed with some of the things done by the Journey to the West Association, such as not allowing the revision of "Journey to the West".

The organization's stipulation is to do everything possible to eliminate all revisions and strive for copyright monopoly.

But in his heart, he is quite willing to let people change "Journey to the West", and when he gets home from work, he will not be so old-fashioned and say that children are not allowed to touch "Journey to the West".

So sometimes he will make up "Journey to the West" into a simple and easy-to-understand story to tell his little grandson, some time ago he saw the "Journey to the West" uploaded by "Drawing Comics", and when he went home, he used his daughter-in-law's Weibo to pay attention to his little grandson, just to let the child read it.

Sure enough, the painting style child loves to see, and he has to let him talk about it when he sleeps at night.

What is family fun?

It's called family fun!

But who knows, before he got up this morning and finished breakfast, Mi Bai called, and asked him in a very serious tone if he had used Weibo.

Usually Weibo is taken care of by special personnel, and only on Saturdays and Sundays is they are in charge of these two bad old men, but the work content is relatively easy, that is, deleting comments, liking and forwarding activities, etc., and he will only occasionally go up to pay attention to it on weekends, as the completion of attendance.

At that time, his beibai tone was wrong, so he naturally denied it immediately.

Outcome......

That's what happened.

"Hmph, I think this He Xishan has forgotten what his identity is! Thinking that he is an old employee, he can ignore the rules and regulations of the association!"

Two or three phone calls in a row couldn't get through, Fang Dong had already held his breath, and now seeing that another phone call couldn't get through, he vented his anger without any scruples, patted the table and gritted his teeth to accuse He Xishan, "If this matter is not taken seriously, how can the association manage the people below." ”

"Director Fang, don't be angry first, let's think about what to do first, we can't stop this matter. Zhou Qunying said.

"Shall we clarify?"

Mi Bai timidly spoke.

He is the leader of the group, he has no right to speak in front of Fang Dong, and He Xishan is a soldier under his own command, and now he can't find anyone, so he can only resist this grievance for the time being, and then talk about punishment after finding someone.

The fire was pressed in his heart, but his beige face did not show it.

"Clarification?"

Fang Dong sneered, "How can you clarify, saying that our association is wrong? Isn't this a slap in the face? Now you still feel embarrassed enough, don't you?"

Damn it.

After finding He Xishan, he must be good-looking!

Secretly clenched his fists, Mi Bai stopped talking, and the anger in his heart was even greater, he was afraid that he would vent this fire as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Then ...... first Scold it. ”

Zhou Qunying spoke again, looked at Fang Dong and said seriously, "There is no other way now, how can it be embarrassing, since this face has been lost, then it is useless for us to be cat, if we don't respond now, we will have to be said, it is better for us to scold it today,

I don't believe that so many of us, studying "Journey to the West" every day, can compare to him as a layman?

Director Fang, what do you think of this method?"

"What can we do? Do we still have a choice now?" Fang Dongqi's chest rose and fell a little faster than usual, he looked at everyone and asked, "Who will come first?"

There are only four people in the office, but in Fang Dong's heart, a few of them are enough.

A layman is just a layman, how much can he understand "Journey to the West"? Can you yin others once, can you still yin others twice or three times? Can you also yin three of us at the same time?

Besides, it's networking!

It is the network that has a certain degree of virtuality, you check the computer over there, we are here to flip through the book, on the knowledge, any one present is wider than your knowledge, on professionalism, any of us present is more professional than you, in terms of interpretation, we are also better than you.

Even if you check the computer, it's just a theory that everyone knows.

What about us?

That's a daily study, a monthly study, and every year I go to the world to give more speeches than you read "Journey to the West".

What are you?

Explanations that seem so plausible are complete scum for us!

We can also solve the most tricky questions, in front of the four of us, you are a little weak chicken, just waiting to be abused!

Shi Jianguo and the others didn't speak, Fang Dong pointed angrily, "Mi Bai, you come first." ”

……

Family.

Half past nine.

Shen Jiajia woke up.

"Morning, senior. ”

Pushing Meng Ke's bedroom away in a daze, Shen Jiajia leaned in halfway to say hello to Meng Ke, rubbing his eyes, he saw Meng Ke sitting in front of the computer crackling on the keyboard, and didn't even react to her good morning greeting, "What are you doing?"

Shen Jiajia pushed the door and walked in.

"Swearing. ”

Meng Ke turned around and put his arms around the chick's waist, his face pressed against her chest.

At this time, Shen Jiajia was not wearing underwear, and her body was also pajamas instead of home clothes, with only a thin layer, and she could feel the tight and warm flesh inside the chick through the cotton cloth, especially on the chest, which was soft, delicate, and elastic, ...... It's comfortable!

Hey~hey~hey~

With a Momotaro-like smile, Meng Ke felt it with his left and right cheeks, and then raised his head and asked innocently, "Woke up?" Did you sleep well yesterday?"

"Hmm. ”

Shen Jiajia nodded, looking half-asleep.

Only at this time did Meng Ke dare to take advantage of this chick so unscrupulously, otherwise he would probably be beaten to death.

Thinking of this, Meng Ke felt a little heartbroken.

I don't know if this chick agreed to his pursuit or not, did this chick kiss him that day belong to flirting? Or is it a normal kiss between boyfriend and girlfriend? Does he call her daughter-in-law, does this chick understand? If so, why don't you call him husband?

Also, why don't you take the initiative to give a hug?

Isn't it all the first base, second base, and third base that are played on TV? When will they be promoted? When will they be promoted? Should they prepare flowers in addition to the set of sets at that time?

Oh my mother, my brain hurts......

Why is it so troublesome to take off a single, or the maternal and fetal solo is relatively simple.

"How long do you have left?"

Shen Jiajia pointed to the computer, meaning to ask when the scolding would end.

Normally, she was already jumping happily, but now because she is still in a semi-conscious state, this chick behaves lazy.

"I guess it's going to take a while. Meng Ke told the truth, although it is on the Internet, but only by grasping the timing can this kind of thing be maximized, otherwise after waiting for more than ten or twenty minutes, others will think that he is afraid and slip away, and he has decided not to eat lunch.

"Then I'll order takeout,"

Shen Jiajia turned around and walked outside, and after taking two steps, she looked back, "You shouldn't have much time to eat anything else, eat fast food." ”

After speaking, Da Da Da lazily walked out of the room, entered the toilet and began to wash.

Meng Ke didn't care about her, and returned his attention to the Internet, after he yin the Journey to the West Association just now, there has been no movement until now.

The netizens below are already dry, and the @ and shouting are full of provocation.

Among them, many IDs are old fans he is familiar with, and when they hear that there is excitement to see, they all follow the tuba and then join the clamoring team together.

Earlier, Meng Ke was still able to fight with some brainless fans, but when these iron fans rushed over, those guerrilla generals who were with Meng Ke were also intercepted by them one after another, causing Meng Ke to actually collect residual blood in the next few minutes, and he didn't say a few words at all.

"What's the matter? I haven't heard any reply for so long? I guess I'm afraid, isn't it because this old pedant is so weak that he can't even fight?"

After turning over for a long time, Meng Ke was a little disappointed, this group of old scholars did not have literati at all to deny their accounts, and they were all embarrassed by the experts, thinking about the past in China, those experts were shameless, he admired them.

Over here...... Tsk tsk.

Pouting, Meng Ke lost his patience, and was just about to quit, when he heard the sound of Ding Ding Ding, and the "Huaxia Westward Journey Association" replied!