"It's just a carving insect trick to sensationalize, there are many similar verses in "Journey to the West", your problem is a problem, this is simply the situation of a banquet, but you are deliberately misleading, even if you say it wrong, what is it?

People are not saints and sages, they are just proud of other people's small mistakes, and your understanding of "Journey to the West" is nothing more than that. ”

Beibai's idea is very simple, don't you just know how to be smart?

Then I won't be clever with you, I'm going to lead the topic to "Journey to the West" itself, and use our expertise to defeat you!

"Millet, well done. ”

As soon as Weibo was posted, Fang Dong patted Bei Bai's shoulder with great satisfaction.

Meng Ke is already almost like a dead man in his eyes, he can be abused with one finger while lying down, the only trouble is the problem made by He Xishan's stupid fork, so that a small conspiracy of the people will be tricked into the pit, and it will be okay on small occasions, but you are arguing You make such a low-level mistake.

The shame was thrown to grandma's house!

If you don't redeem it, it's a smile and generosity, how can you raise your head in front of the other three associations in the future?

So there is a reason why he let Mi Bai out of the station, after all, He Xishan is his Mi Bai's subordinate, and he should wipe this ass.

However, Mi Bai was very smart, and fell into the pit bluntly, not dodging but not afraid, pointing out that it was a small skill of carving insects, and also splashed dirty water on Meng Ke, saying that the other party was misleading, and at the end he used a brain teaser to make a comparison, which made more people empathize.

Brain teasers aren't for everyone.

In the same way, there is no shame in deliberately misleading people who can also short-circuit their brains.

The most important thing is that Mi Bai pulled the topic directly to their professional field, and for a while, Fang Dong wanted to go up and try his skills, otherwise the other party might not be able to hold out in the second round, so he could only watch the face sent to the door be swollen and go back.

And then lament why the person who smokes is not himself!

"Thank you, Director, for the compliment. ”

Mi Bai turned his head and smiled at Fang Dong, and then, he keenly noticed Fang Dong's careful thoughts, stood up and said, "Director, why don't you come to the next professional problem?"

Of course, the work of slapping the face has to be handed over to the leader.

"No, just leave this little shrimp to you to solve,"

Fang Dong was very useful to Mi Bai's sycophant, and smiled more kindly, but he still refused, he is also a leader anyway, he does what he says, how can he grab this opportunity to slap his face with his subordinates, not to mention, there is no sense of superiority in beating a weak chicken, it is better to be more stylish to pretend to be invisible.

patting Bei Bai's shoulder and pressing him to the seat, Fang Dong said solemnly, "Now that he has entered our domain, he must not leave a chance for the other party." ”

"Don't worry, Director!"

Bei Bai is sitting precariously, and next, it's his Sho, Time!

Meanwhile.

on the web.

That is, Mi Bai and Fang Dong talked to each other, and netizens had already conquered the comment area.

This time, it was those brain-dead fans and diehards who supported the Journey to the West Association, since Meng Ke had just made a move to the Journey to the West, the faces of these diehards and brain-dead fans were pumped red, and it felt like they had been stripped naked and hung up.

Don't forget to insult you after smoking.

Especially the two brainless fans who swore to Meng Ke before that they were fairy Chang'e, they couldn't wait to delete the number and start over in minutes.

Others are swollen faces, they are hung up and whipped!

Just when the Journey to the West Association didn't come out just now, their Weibo didn't know that they were stepped on a few times by netizens and Meng Ke's fans who came to eat melons, and they almost didn't suffocate to death in one breath.

But now it's different, the Journey to the West Association pointed out the key, you Meng Ke is misleading us!

If you answer wrong, you won't blame us, who can dare to pat your chest and say that you can make a brain teaser? So, it's not that we are not good at learning, but that you are too cunning!

Now, everyone's morale has come.

"Yes. ”

"It's just clever. ”

"It's too supportive of the association's big arguments, you ask us something that doesn't exist at all, and guide us with wrong answers, you are ill-intentioned!"

"Shameless!

One hundred.

Three hundred.

Five hundred.

The brain-dead fans who were hung and beaten by Meng Ke's fans and the melon-eating masses just now finally found a breakthrough, and rushed over with a scream, scolding Meng Ke one by one, what shameless, you are just opportunistic, you will be paraded in the streets in the old society, etc.

Home.

Meng Ke wanted to laugh when he looked at these comments.

These people are also too pitiful, and they have been hanged and beaten for so long before they realize that this is a sophistry.

There is also this Weibo manager of the Journey to the West Association, he disdains to say it, can he be a little shameless when he is a special expert, he is really embarrassed to be so embarrassed! How can you compare it with those experts who take mung beans as treasures and claim that last year's house prices are better than this year's holidays?

What did you send them?

I've seen so many experts, and this is the worst I've ever seen!

Holding back a smile with all his might, Meng Ke continued to look down at the reply from the Journey to the West Association, and then he understood.

"Feelings, this Journey to the West Association still wants to have a PK match with me? Want to pull me into the professional field and abuse me with your own experience? Damn, what do you think of Lao Tzu? Do you really think I'm a layman? You still want to abuse me academically, and you don't weigh yourself. ”

After understanding the main intention of the Journey to the West Association, Meng Ke smiled, "Don't say it, there is a smart person in this Journey to the West Association, and his shameless appearance is exactly the same as the experts in the past." ”

Does he understand "Journey to the West"?

Of course I don't understand!

The "Journey to the West" he watched before was only in a simplified version.

And don't say you don't understand, it's the 86 version of "Journey to the West" that is now lying in the system worth 999999999.99 He can only remember very few plots, close his eyes and think about it, there are only a few plays such as "Havoc in the Heavenly Palace", "Three Dozen White Bone Spirits", "The Great War Red Child", and "Borrowing a Banana Fan".

In-depth interpretation?

He's not that boring and he's not that patient.

In all fairness, in the past, he was scared to pee, not to mention that the real expert came out to fool, even a person with the title of a university teacher came out to fool him, after all, he is not a god of learning, he is a scholar, sometimes a scumbag and sometimes a scholar.

Excellence does not exist.

But now, sorry, he's not afraid!

He has the whole earth as a back-up person, academic theory, I'm afraid of you!

After opening the system, Meng Ke clicked into the [Variety Show] option, and found the [Hundred Lectures] in the education column.

This is the most awesome academic explanation in China in the previous life, and the ratings have not been mentioned, all in all, the teachers above are all top awesome, and they are all famous works, not to mention an academic debate on "Journey to the West", he is not afraid of an academic seminar on "Analects"!

What Lao Tzu has is hanging!

Lao Tzu's hanging is the whole earth!

That's it!

It's just so inflated!

You little scum still want to step on it?

Shoot you!

There are many episodes of "Hundred Lectures", including many units, but he can't use them all now.

Enter "Journey to the West" in the input box, and soon the words "Journey to the West - Han Tianlu" (13 episodes) pop up in the options, and the following points read: 20.

"So cheap?"

In amazement, Meng Ke spent less than a second searching his memory, as if he didn't know about this teacher.

But soon, he was relieved, after he came out of society, he was not a scumbag, even if he wrote, he was the kind of person who only enjoyed himself, in addition to Yi Zhongtian's "Three Kingdoms" in "Hundred Lectures", Yu Dan's "Analects", the latter was also dissed by netizens.

And as the only unit that listened, when Yu Dan was dissed, he also belonged to the melon-eating masses, and he was confused.

That's right.

The world of scumbags is only lively!

After recalling to no avail, Meng Ke was not entangled, and directly redeemed the complete works of "Journey to the West".

A golden light entered his mind, and the text file of the thirteen episodes of "Journey to the West" appeared in his mind, and as before, every word and point seemed to be as precious as he had personally studied.

"Is it okay to put less gold on your face? I am deliberately misleading, you can be misled by your academic excellence? Looking for you to say this, you can't have the four options of ABCD on the exam paper, otherwise you will deliberately mislead if you only choose one and the other three?

The true/false questions are even more heinous, and the misleading ones are even more serious!

If you don't have the ability, you say you don't have the ability, and if you are not good at learning, I will teach you, and you are still trying to make excuses to make a face, okay?

You still want to discuss academic issues with me, what's the matter, you have to show you some real skills, right, if you want to say that, then I'll ask you in front of the big guys,

You know that Sun Wukong jumped out of the stone, so do you know how high the stone is, how much it surrounds, and what is on it? Sun Wukong is a monkey, the monkey is a mammal, and mammals are viviparous animals, and they should get off the female monkey, so why did they jump out of the stone?

If we look at it as an egg, then Sun Wukong should belong to the oviparous animal, but how can an oviparous animal be a monkey? In the original book, it is written that Sun Wukong jumped out of a stone, so how can Sun Wukong be a monkey and viviparous and oviparous? Is Lao Wu's brain broken?"

Read more than 10,000 volumes, and write like a god.

There is hanging in hand, I have it in the world, after browsing, Meng Ke crackled and sent out the first question, this question is relatively simple, he doesn't expect to test these experts of the Journey to the West Association, as long as he stuns them, the real big move is still behind!

"It's too simple, it's three feet six feet five inches high, and it's two feet and four feet around. Three zhang six feet five inches high, according to the three hundred and sixty-five degrees of the week, two zhang four feet around the circle, according to the political calendar twenty-four qi. There are nine holes and eight holes, according to the nine palace gossip. There are no trees on all sides to shade it, and there are Zhilan on the left and right. ”

These original texts are simply handy for people like Mi Bai, who reads "Journey to the West" every day and studies "Journey to the West", and after saying it crackling, he posted it on Weibo, and said proudly, "Do you want me to be this thing that is not even a fur?"

Sneering, he continued to watch, and in just a second, Mi Bai was dumbfounded.

Are monkeys viviparous?

Jumping out of a stone is oviparous?

Why is Sun Wukong viviparous and oviparous?

Viviparous oviparous, oviparous viviparous, Mi Bai felt that his brain was big, and what he couldn't stop in front of him was these two words dangling back and forth, and he almost fainted when he held it in his chest.

Womb your sister!

Eggs, your sister!

The original book is written like that, who is so connected to biology! What do you think about every day!!