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After the last sentence, Sheldon was Spartan, and sat down in his chair with a dejected expression as if he had just received a death sentence.

My heart was full of the pleasure of revenge, grabbed my share of fast food and opened the lid to eat, without having to listen to Xie Erdon's chatter about popularizing all kinds of scientific knowledge while eating, this is the most enjoyable meal I have eaten in recent years!

When I put away the dishes and chopsticks, I saw that this kid was still sad like a mourner, and my heart softened again, speaking of which, although Xie Erdong is arrogant and self-centered, he has no bad intentions towards people, he is a bear child who can't grow up psychologically, and it is indeed a bit too much for my brother to hit him with bloody reality......

"Well, Li Mo and I are going out on patrol at night, why don't you go with you?" I said to Xie Erdong in a gentle voice as much as possible: "On the way, I will buy you a Häagen-Dazs to eat, their ice cream making process starts from the raising of dairy cows, and the whole process is strictly monitored, which meets your requirements." "--Anyway, these catering companies should really give me a sum of money for advertising!

Xie Erdong shook his head gloomily, with tears in his eyes: "No, I feel very bad, and I have to go to the hospital to check the parasites and heavy metal content in my body." ”

“…… Okay, but remember that you are a strong Chinese and you can eat whatever you have on the periodic table, so don't make a fuss about the test results. ”

“…… I'm going to sue you, you wait to get the court summons. ”

I waved my hand generously: "As long as you can find a neurotic judge like you to sign a subpoena, you can sue me as you want." ”

After speaking, I was about to go back to my room to write today's diary, but Xie Erdong suddenly squirmed and said: "You go to reapply for a food handler health certificate tomorrow, and I won't sue you." ”

Me: "...... Yes. ”

When I returned to my room and closed the door, I hurriedly opened my diary and wrote down the following sentence:

Dear Diary, I have to find a place to move, and to live with Sherdon's grandson again, I have to turn into glass!

……

After hurriedly writing today's diary, I lay down and squinted for a while, and when I woke up again, it was already more than ten o'clock in the night, and the good people had usually gone home to get ready for bed, so it was almost time for us to go out.

The combat equipment promised by Chen Sanshan is still missing, but the task issued by Director Gao cannot be delayed, so I can only take a stick and reluctantly go downstairs, when I go out, Xie Erdong is spraying with a brush in one hand and spraying in the other, and the kitchen is fully disinfected with a bow left and right, and all the things in the refrigerator are thrown into the trash.

I wanted to stop Ya from going crazy, but then I thought about it, I had to let this neurotic freak have a way to vent his insecurities, didn't I? Otherwise, I was afraid that he would slash at me in the middle of the night with a chainsaw in his hand......

Downstairs, Li Mo was already waiting for me early, and when he saw me coming down, he greeted me from afar: "Wu ...... Wu, Wu ......"

At this time, I had already walked in front of him: "Okay, okay, let's get in the car and leave!"

That's right, as a gold collar with a monthly salary of more than 10,000 yuan, we naturally stepped into the ranks of car owners early, and we have long developed the habit of driving to go out to buy groceries.

When Lao Gao came to inspect the work of the public security joint defense team, he happened to meet me and Li Heigou driving out, so he quickly stopped the car and reported the work to the old chief, Lao Gao was also very satisfied with our work attitude, and praised: "Not bad, I still want to drive out to patrol, and my work attitude is very serious...... What about the mentally retarded kid in your building?" -- the honest old Gao always thought that Xie Erdong was a poor mildly mentally retarded.

I replied, "I haven't looked at him for a while, I don't know what unclean things I ate, I have a stomach, I'll take him to the hospital tomorrow." ”

Lao Gao sighed softly, didn't say anything, and patted me lightly on the shoulder.

I naturally understand what Lao Gao means, among the three people in the patrol team, one is stuttering and the other is mentally retarded, and it really hurts me to lead such a team.

Lao Gao pointed to my car again and asked, "Has there ever been a gray one from Beverly?"

I blushed: "It's white, second-hand cars can't be washed......"

As a farewell to Lao Gao, we drove on the road and wandered aimlessly on the streets, looking for Chen Sanshan's designated prey.

In our small city, there are few vehicles after nine o'clock in the evening, and there is really nothing to patrol.

This is exactly what I want to see, let us patrol, we will patrol, Lao Gao's side can make a deal, what can we do if the criminals don't come out? Chen Sanshan can't accuse us of anything, as for us, we have not only avoided the risk of being martyred by the most vicious criminals, but also avoided the fate of being tied up by Chen Sanshan and becoming lambs to the slaughter.

"It doesn't look like there's going to be much progress tonight. At one o'clock in the morning, I had already driven around three times, and I happily stopped the car and said to Li Mo: "Let's rest for a while and go back, and the rest will be tomorrow." ”

"Yes...... But, it's ......," Li Mo worried.

"What are you afraid of, Chen Sanshan's old Wang Ba didn't say that he must bring the real products back tonight, the old girl thinks that the criminals are radishes?

"No...... No, it's not ......."

"Then are you worried about Director Gao's side? Then don't worry, we are a voluntary patrol, all on your own initiative, and when you go home to sleep in the middle of the night, Lao Gao won't say anything, and besides, our patrol is still considered benevolent and righteous, and I haven't asked him to reimburse the fuel fee." ”

"Not either!" Li Mo was so anxious that his forehead was sweating.

"Do you want to say that when we go back now, we are derelict in our duties and disregard the property safety of the people?" I said ha: "I didn't expect you to be so socially responsible! But how could we be so inch, we just walked on the front foot and came on the back foot? This is not writing a novel!?"

Li Heigou was about to cry, turned my head over, pointed to the front and shouted, "Look, look...... Look at that!"

I looked in the direction pointed by Li Mo, and happened to see a high-headed Mercedes-Benz business car slowly driving past the street corner, this car has just seen a few times, and it seems to be the same as us and is also aimlessly moving around, but I didn't think about the car to the sliding door and picking the lock to rob the old man, after all, in my consciousness, the person who drives this kind of luxury car worth millions should be embezzlement, bribery and embezzlement of public funds even if the crime is committed, no matter how bad it is, it has to rob banks and cash trucks, and robbing the pension of the lonely and widowed elderly is too cheap.

"Follow and follow...... Up!" Li Mo shouted, at this time I had already lit the fire, turned off the headlights, and a gray shadow quietly followed. (The novel "Scientist's Diary" will have more fresh content on the official WeChat platform, and there will be a 100% lottery gift for everyone!Open WeChat now, click on the "+" sign in the upper right corner "Add a friend", search for the official account "dd" and follow, hurry up!)