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Beating a stick to give a sweet date is always the only way for an unscrupulous leader like Chen Sanshan to manipulate his subordinates, so after I succumbed to Ya's obscenity, the satisfied old Wang Ba also generously said that he would never let me and Li Mo fight against criminals with bare hands, and would use the most advanced and top science and technology in the institute to tailor a combat equipment for us……

This also reminded me, and immediately said to Chen Sanshan, forget about the most advanced and top, you still give me the safest, let's not seek to be invincible in the world, but only to be free of disasters and difficulties, and use the inventions of these old things to create a long mind, and the ghost knows what will happen at the critical moment.

When I came out of Chen Sanshan's real yàn room, it was already five or six o'clock in the afternoon, because I was focused on the anatomical work, and because the bloody alien creature Yan zhòng affected my appetite and other reasons, I sat next to the real yàn platform at noon and ate two steamed buns, so at this moment, I was so hungry that my chest was close to my heart, and I no longer had time to care about other things, so I bought takeout from a small restaurant on the street, and walked directly home with heavy steps.

As soon as I opened the door, I saw Xie Erdong sitting in front of the computer desk crackling on the keyboard, and when I came in, he asked without raising his head: "Today Thursday, according to the healthy recipe I formulated for the two of us with reference to nutritional balance and personal taste, we should eat Kung Pao chicken, roasted eggplant and pumpkin porridge today, so, have you bought the ingredients and are ready to cook?"

Xie Erdong never eats out, because he stubbornly believes that it is a suicide to stuff the food that he has eaten without the supervision of the whole process into his mouth, and who knows whether the dish has been washed, whether the meat has a quarantine certificate, and whether the oil is gutter oil? Who knows if the kitchen facilities are in line with hygiene standards and whether they are disinfected on schedule? Who knows if the cooks who cook the dishes and the waiters who serve the dishes have any infectious diseases...... Unsure of these, he would rather starve to death than take a bite.

Therefore, cooking by himself has become the only choice for this kid to survive, and Ya Tian shamelessly and naturally counted me into the ranks of housewives and men, let me be responsible for purchasing and buying vegetables, washing and brushing dishes, he put on a white apron and put on a high hat, cut vegetables and cook and shouted at me to drink six eggs and pick bones, our daily diet is solved in this way.

I'm very reluctant to do this, the reason is very simple, the two old men live together, don't go to the restaurant and don't eat takeout, and cook in pairs in the kitchen all day long, people have to think that we are gay!

I was already dissatisfied with this kid, coupled with the toilet door incident this morning, which finally aroused my determination to resist oppression, I put a bag of fast food boxes on the coffee table, and pretended to be calm and said: "I bought it all back, eat it." ”

"Huh!?" Sheldon turned his head and looked at me in surprise, as if I had suddenly asked for a divorce from him...... Phew, as if I had suddenly announced that I was an alien, I said to me in a surprised and impatient tone, "Why are you doing such a boring thing again? just because I blocked the toilet door in the morning? ”

I collapsed instantly, and roared wildly: "Is it because I'm naïve or you're naïve to block the toilet door! What's wrong with eating a takeout!? So many people eat and don't see anyone die, Lao Tzu carries a vegetable basket every day to buy vegetables, or is single and lives with a man, and now the aunt who sells vegetables looks at me with a strange look!"

Xie Erdong looked disdainful to argue with me: "I believe I don't need to talk about how strict the food safety problem is in today's society, and when you extend your life by ten years because of a healthy diet, you will be grateful to me." ”

I sneered: "Living with you and causing me to lose my life is definitely not something that can be made up for by cooking and eating and going to the toilet on time, I think about it...... It is estimated that you have to eat ginseng fruit to be enough. ”

Xie Erdong waved his hand impatiently again: "While the vegetable market is still closed, you better go quickly, it's best not to delay our dinner time, you know, if I don't eat dinner on time because of your unreasonable trouble, it is likely to terminate the friendly and harmonious roommate relationship between you and me." ”

"Do you mean to put up a big sign on the toilet that says, 'Wu Di and the dog are not allowed to enter'?"

Sheldon didn't speak, frowning and squinting, staring at me with a threat that was palpable.

“…… Okay," to be honest, I'm a little scared of this kid, after all, it's not illegal to kill people with a nervous disorder: "It's okay for me to go to KFC and buy you a family bucket, right?"

This kid once rushed into someone's kitchen as if no one was around, and he expressed his satisfaction, and also put forward pertinent opinions on people's management and production systems, and was finally driven out by three security guards like a dog, until now all KFC stores in the city are still secretly blacklisted.

Xie Erdong shook his head: "The fried chicken doesn't fit today's recipe, and do you think I will trust them after that Yan zhòng scandal?"

I can't wait to slap myself in the mouth, I really shouldn't have told this guy who doesn't usually watch the news, a foreign fast food restaurant supplier took expired meat to process chicken nuggets.

"The director of the police station and Chen Sanshan's old Wang Ba have forced us to go out on patrol at night, and I still want to take a nap before the night shift, can't you just settle for a meal?" I said sincerely.

Xie Erdong thought for a moment and replied affirmatively: "No." ”

"Thank you, don't go too far!" I was finally enraged, and scolded by my nickname, "Can't you go out and hunt your own kind for fun like other crazy people with extraordinary intelligence?

The kid was a scoundrel and said, "I don't care, I just want to eat a safe and healthy dinner anyway." ”

"Okay, okay," I was mad, and I laughed and revealed a shocking secret: "Remember when you asked me that you had to do a pesticide residue test before you could buy vegetables in the vegetable market?"

"What's wrong?" asked Sherdon, warily.

"I've never tested it!" I laughed maniacally: "It's a lie to you to say that you pass every time! And fish too! Meat too! You, like other Chinese, don't know how much clenbuterol, pesticide vegetables and contraceptive fish you have eaten!"

"What!!" Xie Erdong got up from his seat with a frightened expression, as if the sky had fallen: "You mean, my health recipe, my inspection mechanism, have all been ruined by you?"

I nodded heavily, my heart full of revenge: "Also, do you say that my grocery shopping also belongs to the food circulation link, and you still remember the matter of forcing me to apply for a food circulation health license?"

"You didn't do ???it," Xie Erdong screamed, "The food I ate was bought by an unemployed vagrant without a health certificate??? just like a broken restaurant full of rats??...... No, it can't be, I personally checked your documents before I allowed you to go grocery shopping! You don't want to lie to me! I won't forget it!"

"That's right, you checked it four years ago," I smiled viciously, "but it's been a year since the certificate expired, and I didn't go to reapply for it!"

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