Chapter 112: A Very Motivated Carp
Until eight o'clock, Gu Yun turned off the TV with mixed feelings, and then lay down on the bed.
I have to say that he was exhausted from a night of thrilling trip to the Yin Spirit Land, so he was ready to get a good night's sleep first.
At this moment, he suddenly heard Erha say, "Imbecile, have you noticed that I am very irritable now?"
Gu Yun got up and looked, only to see Erha walking around his bed.
I couldn't help but agree and said, "Hey, have you found out yourself? Let me tell you, not only now, but also all the time! Are you upset about your irritable personality now? It's okay, I can help you change." ”
After hearing this, the corners of Erha's mouth twitched back, revealing an expression of "hey, I'll go".
Then he yelled, "Why are you angry with me? Why don't you have a B number in your heart? Rice, has Lao Tzu not eaten yet? You idiot!"
Gu Yun was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that it seemed that Erha had indeed not eaten.
said, "If you haven't eaten, you haven't eaten, do you need to speak Biaobeibei?
"Look at other people's shovelers, and then look at you! Lao Tzu doesn't need you to shovel, so it's not good for you to prepare three meals a day! What use do you want useless things?"
Gu Yun glared at Erha, then picked up the bedside phone and called the hotel's catering department and asked for three meat buns.
Since it would take a while for the meat buns to be delivered, he didn't sleep for a while, and then opened the spirit treasure again, wanting to take a good look at the loot.
After concentrating his thoughts, a palace appeared in front of him as usual.
But now the palace has changed slightly, because there is a pond in front of it, and a grassy clearing.
It probably increased after the eighth grade.
Gu Yun approached the pond curiously, and suddenly found that the spirit of the carp was swimming gracefully in it.
Although it is a spirit, it looks like an ordinary carp when it is in the spirit.
Seeing Gu Yun, the carp spirit was very happy and greeted him warmly.
"Brother?"
The corners of Gu Yun's mouth twitched, "Eh, it's here." ”
The carp asked, "When will you kill me?"
The corners of Gu Yun's mouth twitched again, "...... Is it so urgent?"
"Nonsense, I've been waiting for more than a thousand years, just waiting to be made into the dish 'carp jumping over the dragon gate'. The carp couldn't wait to say, "By the way, do you know how to make this dish?
The carp is also very bottomless in his heart, if he wants to become a real dragon, he must have a food family to make it into this fighting food called "carp jumping over the dragon gate".
However, there are very few cannibals who dare to go to the S-level spiritual land, and even fewer can pass by it, so it didn't have a choice to choose Gu Yun, so it was regarded as a gamble.
Gu Yun said, "Don't worry, I'm a serious foodie, how can I not make just one dish?"
The carp spat out a bubble and said, "That's fine." Remember, as soon as possible! I don't want to stay in this broken pond, the golden scales are the stuff in the pond, right?"
“…… Okay, I'll kill you as soon as possible. ”
After Gu Yun and the carp finished chatting, they walked into the main hall again.
In the main hall, the second of the seven stars was also lit up, but it still didn't produce any skills.
However, there seems to be a word next to the third star, but it has not been lit up yet, and it is too dark to see what it is.
On the table against the wall, in addition to a lamp, there was an incense burner, which was the Ming Tan burner he had just gotten.
Gu Yun looked around again and found that the door on the left hand side of the hall was now half-open and half-closed.
And there are three glittering traditional characters on the lintel: practice room.
A practice room for food?
With curiosity, Gu Yun walked over quickly and pushed open the door to take a look, and he was almost happy at that time.
What kind of practice room, is it just a kitchen?
In the kitchen, there is a large stove, a large pot, a cooking spoon, a spatula, a cutting board, a kitchen knife, etc......
Gu Yun thought to himself, where did all these things come from?
Could it be that the cannibal family will have kitchen knives and pots and pans in their heads?
But when he thought of Yin Lingdi, he seemed to understand something.
Perhaps, the so-called spiritual treasure is actually an extraterrestrial space, but the one that the awakened can connect to themselves through spiritual power?
But how did it come about? And how did it level up with the Awakened themselves?
Forget it, I still don't guess, it matters in front of you.
As soon as he turned his head, he found that the Zhong Mingding, Demon Wood, Gui Ling, Laneige and other things he got were also here.
It seems that Lingzang also has an automatic sorting function, and it seems that he knows that these are for cooking, so he puts them all in the kitchen.
Seeing this, he was in no mood to sleep.
No, we have to slaughter the carp quickly!
So he called Erha, "Erha, I'm going to do fighting food, do you think how to look like a veteran? ”
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. ”
"Have you finished eating?"
Erha said unhurriedly, "Lu cuisine classic carp jumping dragon gate unique cheats sale, five steaks a piece, the quantity is limited, first come, first served." ”
"Five yuan, I find that your appetite is getting bigger and bigger now!"
"You can't buy a villa for five steaks, you can't marry a daughter-in-law, you can't buy five steaks, you can't be fooled, you can't buy a loss, you can't miss the opportunity, you won't come back if you lose it. ”
Gu Yun was so angry by this product that he hurriedly said, "Don't howl, make a deal!"
When Erha heard this, he quickly stuffed all the remaining buns into his mouth, and then said, "First of all, synthesize the spiritual incense, Guiling, Laneige, and cannibal flower stem liquid, mix them together and put them in the pot to boil." ”
Gu Yun was stunned, "Stem...... Is this the one you told me to drink that day? What the hell, you say again, what did Lao Tzu drink?"
"Stem sap!" Erha said calmly, "I don't care about this for now." Don't you have a man-eating flower seed, plant it in the open space in front of the temple, and then cut its stem to get the stem sap. ”
"Wait, I seem to notice something wrong. Gu Yun said, "Since I have to plant man-eating flowers to get the stem...... What the hell, so why did I drink such a disgusting thing that day?"
"Oh, that's what I teased you, who knew you actually drank?"
Gu Yun was really angry this time.
Fly into a rage!
"Damn, aren't you a pervert? Interesting? Are you excited to drink that thing? We have a professional dog incendiary downstairs, do you believe it or not?"
"What about my folding chair? You will wait for me, and I will settle this account with you when I go home." ”
Erha has no fear, "Hehe, don't you want to Teng Jiaozhu?"
"Get out!"
……
Gu Yun scolded and withdrew from the spirit store first, then took out the two man-eating flower seeds in his pocket, wrapped them in spiritual power, and quickly put them into the spirit store.
Then he opened the spiritual treasure, ran to the open space in front of the hall, and planted the two seeds.
The seed landed and grew a man-eating flower the moment it landed, and Gu Yun hurriedly took the liquid from the stem.
Then go back to the kitchen, make a fire with demon wood, and start boiling spiritual incense according to Erha's instructions.
A quarter of an hour later, the spiritual fragrance was synthesized and took the form of porridge paste, and sure enough, the aroma was tangy, which aroused people's appetite.
Take a bowl and serve it......
Then he ran to catch fish.
The carp was very happy, "Brother again?"
Gu Yun stood by the pond, stretched out his hands, and said, "Come up yourself, and I will kill you." ”
"Okay! I'll wait for you in the kitchen. ”
Without saying a word, the carp immediately turned into a golden light and flew to the kitchen.
Gu Yun ran back to the kitchen again, and when he saw it, he found that the goods were already lying on the cutting board.
"Remove the scales, remove the entrails and wash them. ”
Gu Yun picked up the kitchen knife with a glow on the side, and was about to make a move, but heard the carp say, "No, I'll do it myself." ”
As he spoke, he came to a carp to fight, and the moment it fell, the scales of his body were gone.
Gu Yun has a black line, do you want to return the ingredients he matches!
"Here, take a hand, give me a knife in the stomach. The carp urged.
Gu Yun held down the carp and carefully slashed it in the stomach.
The carp shook its body again, and the various fish entrails came out on their own......
Then he said, "It's clean, hurry up and add demon wood to Zhong Mingding, and then use your spiritual fire to ignite it." ”
Gu Yun's eyes widened.
Asked, "Brother Yu, will you do it yourself?"
The carp said, "I'm afraid you won't be able to do it well, so I'll study it myself." ”
"Research...... How do you cook yourself?"
"yes, am I very motivated?"
Gu Yun smiled, "It's so special and motivated, it's a model for my generation!"
Then he said to Erha, "Did you hear it, people will do it themselves, and you won't have anything to do, and you won't be able to play the five steaks!"
Erha was so angry that he jumped all over the house and scolded, "Bastard carp, you actually grabbed business with Uncle Ben, and Uncle Ben is not finished with you!"
Under the guidance of the carp, Gu Yun went smoothly.
Stuff the demon wood under the bell ringing ding, ignite the demon wood with spiritual power, put in cooking oil after the ding is hot, and then put six knives on each side of the carp, and then put it in and fry it.
"Zizi Zi ......"
The carp meat gradually turns golden.
But people just don't die, and they continue to guide carefully.
"Turn over, quick!"
Gu Yun turned it over.
"The fish head is not crispy enough, and the whole thing is fried in oil. Yes, that's it...... Coo-to-goo"
"Alright, remove four-fifths of the fire and use a low fire. ”
"Okay, sprinkle the incense quickly, hurry up, sprinkle more on the back. ”
Faced with a fish that had studied how to fry itself for a long time, Gu Yun said that he was very relieved.
Finally, the carp excitedly shouted, "Haha, out of the pot, out of the pot!"
Gu Yun hurriedly took a plate and scooped up the carp, which had been fried to a golden brown and crispy color, exuding a strong fragrance.
"Boom!"
The moment he came out of the pot, he saw a golden light burst out, and the powerful spiritual power exploded wildly, like a bomb that blew Gu Yun away!
What's even more terrifying is that the entire palace shook violently, and cracks spread at a speed visible to the naked eye, like cobwebs!
In the furious spiritual power, the spirit hall is crumbling!