Chapter 113: You're a Pervert!
Gu Yun was blown up to the wall, and Venus appeared in front of him.
Not only does he have a headache now, but his eggs hurt.
What the hell!
Is this a carp jumping over the gantry or a carp frying kitchen?
Why did Lao Tzu blow up without gas, dare you give a scientific explanation?
After the golden light, the trembling of the spirit hall stopped, but the cracks continued to increase and expand.
Gu Yun stared wide-eyed, not daring to move, for fear that this spirit hall would collapse as soon as he moved!
At this time, I heard the carp speak again.
"Young man, you have been blown up to the wall, and you still don't let go, it's also quite hard!"
At this time, Gu Yun was holding the plate with one hand and pressing the hot carp with the other, although his hands were blistered with oil, he really hadn't let go of his hands since he was blown up.
This "carp jumping over the dragon gate" is made by him after working hard to find all the raw materials in the spiritual land, and pointing at it, asking him to let go?
Gu Yun shook off his blistered hands, endured his anger and said, "I want to ask now, is the tutorial you figured out yourself reliable? Why do you fry it as soon as it comes out of the pot? Now that my Spirit Hall is like this, you say so?"
"Don't be afraid! That's what I looked like when I was out of the pot. It's just that I was too excited when I was embarrassed, and I shook your spirit hall. Then again, your spirit hall is a little brittle. ”
"Bad shape?" Gu Yun was about to go crazy and roared, "Are you all cooked now! As a cooked carp, should you lie quietly on the plate? Have you corrected your mentality and treated yourself as a dish?"
"Still embarrassed, why don't you ask Mr. Tony to blow your hair again? You tell me, how can you make people eat such a thoughtful dish?"
"I want Lao Tzu to cook you again, and why don't you blow up Lao Tzu's Spirit Palace, do you ask yourself if there is any sincerity in cooperation?"
The carp immediately said, "Don't be angry, the conscience of heaven and earth, you can't see that I'm so sincere? The key is that when the dish 'carp jumps over the dragon gate' comes out of the pot, it is necessary to make a shape like this, I am afraid that you will come by yourself if you are not good, I don't believe you look at it." ”
Gu Yun glanced at the carp on the plate, and saw that its head and tail were upturned, and its whole body was in a smooth U-shape, which looked really chic.
"How, do I look like I'm jumping over the dragon gate now?
Gu Yun thought about it, it really looked like a carp jumping up, could it be that he really wanted to make such a shape?
As soon as he said this, his anger disappeared a lot, but he still asked, "Then what should I do if my spirit hall is broken like this now?"
The carp said, "It's okay, eat me and you'll be able to fix it." ”
"Ate you?"
"That's what I said, don't I eat it when you cook it? Go get the chopsticks, it smells so good, I can't help but want to take a bite!"
Since the carp said so, Gu Yun was not polite, and immediately went to get the chopsticks, and then poked the fish head.
The carp immediately shouted, "Wait, don't eat the fish head yet, I want to say a few more words." ”
"Well, that's it......" Gu Yun put away the chopsticks, and then asked, "Then why don't I eat from the tail?"
"Okay, let's get started!"
Gu Yun put a piece of meat on the carp's tail into his mouth, and suddenly felt that his lips and teeth were full of the unique fresh fragrance of fish, and the miraculous thing was that he only put the spiritual fragrance and did not put salt, but it still had a salty taste, and the saltiness was moderate, and the taste was excellent.
The carp asked, "How's it going, doesn't it taste great?" Let me tell you, I usually pay attention to the tail this one!"
Gu Yun's face twitched, "...... Well, it's really good!"
As he spoke, he ate the meat near his tail with three strokes and five divisions.
Then try to eat the meat on your back.
But I heard the carp say, "You have to be careful with the meat here, there may be a little too many spines." ”
Gu Yun said, "No, the thorns on the back of the fish are the least, you haven't eaten them before?"
"I don't know, but I just feel that there are many spines, do you think it's because I have bone spur hyperplasia?"
Gu Yun had a black line on his head and said, "God fucking bone spur hyperplasia, is that from the long fish?"
"But since 800 years ago, I often feel that my back is weak, and I have always wanted to see the old Chinese medicine doctor but I haven't seen it. ”
"Poof!" Gu Yun almost squirted out with a mouthful of fish, "Can there be an old Chinese medicine doctor in your pool? As a dish, can you shut up and not speak?
"Okay, okay, then I'll not talk about it yet. ”
Gu Yun unbelievably grabbed a piece of meat from its back.
When I looked closely, I saw several large thorns.
This product is really not nonsense!
So carefully removing the thorns, Gu Yun put the fish meat in his mouth.
When you chew it carefully, you can't help but immediately light up.
Sure enough, it is tender and delicious, and the meat is silky, and it is very tasteful.
"Isn't the meat on your back better?" said the carp, "In order to make my back muscles more refined, I have to fight the carp 18,000 times a day, you know, to be better than other fish, you have to work harder and be more disciplined than them!"
Gu Yun was moved by what he ate.
What a self-motivated, really inspirational carp!
Compared to it, Mao feels like a scumbag?
How do you say that? If you are not afraid of others being excellent, you are afraid that others will be excellent and work harder than you! If other people work so hard, what reason do you have not to work hard?
The carp said, "Brother, you must try to know, and I will entrust you with everything after you eat me." If you can't break through a product, I'll never be able to become a dragon. ”
Gu Yun was almost crying now.
What the hell is going on here? Eating a fish has a deep sense of responsibility!
hurriedly said, "Brother Yu, please don't say it, I really can't get off the chopsticks if I continue to talk about it." I can't wait to spit out the meat and give it back to you now, I don't think I'm worthy of you......"
The carp smiled, then quietly closed its eyes.
"Now you can eat my head. Brother, you can get the demon wood and Zhong Mingding there, I think my choice is right. If I turn into a dragon one day, I will protect you for the rest of your life. ”
After speaking, the fish's mouth closed, and it was finally quiet.
Gu Yun wanted to throw chopsticks.
He can't eat this fish, and his tears come out of his eyes!
But he heard Erha urging, "Idiot, what kind of flute is it! Hurry up and finish eating, you can't even have fish bones left, otherwise your spiritual hall will fall soon!"
When Gu Yun heard this, he hurriedly continued to eat.
When he ate the crispy fish head, the whole fish was finally finished.
Hiccuped.
Immediately, he felt a sudden heat in his body, and his blood flowed rapidly as if he had received some kind of summoning.
At the same time, the cyclones rotated, collided, and merged rapidly in the body......
He didn't feel any discomfort, but felt his body getting lighter and lighter.
Finally, at a certain moment, he couldn't help but let out a long howl!
It seems that the turbidity accumulated in the body for many years has been emptied at once, the body is empty and light, and the world in front of me is becoming clearer and clearer.
He clearly felt that the spiritual power in his body was not only abundant, but also more pure and powerful!
And as far as the eye could see, the cracked walls began to heal.
The Spirit Hall was repaired automatically!
At this time, I only heard Erha say with great joy, "Haha, I really brought the best attributes! And the fighting food and chemical skills!
Gu Yun hurriedly ran to the side of the star map to take a look, and sure enough, he found that a line extended next to the second star, and five words were written at the end of the line: carp leaping over the dragon gate!
That is to say, this fighting food has turned into a skill!
There is also a number next to this line: Three!
Gu Yun asked excitedly, "Does this three mean that it is a three-grade fighting food?"
Erha said excitedly, "That's right, it's a three-grade fighting food! It stands to reason that you are a kind of eight-grade small garbage to make fighting food, even if you use three-grade carp as raw materials, and use Zhong Mingding, demon wood, and spiritual incense to make all kinds of heavenly and earthly treasures, at most you can only make about five-grade fighting food!"
"Then how did these three products come about?"
Erha said, "How did you come here, no matter how garbage you are, you can't stand other carp being so motivated! This product has spent more than a thousand years thinking about how to make himself more delicious, and the key is that in the end, he made himself, plus so many heavenly and earthly treasures, resulting in the vast majority of its original spiritual power being preserved, so it was directly transformed from a three-grade carp to a three-grade fighting food!"
Gu Yun was moved again when he heard this.
Xindao, Brother Yu, you are my role model for lifelong learning! I will work hard, and I will definitely strive to break through a product and let you turn into a dragon as soon as possible!
Then he thought of something again, and hurriedly asked, "Wait a minute, if you want to fight for food, is it the same as the fourth-grade Wu Song, and it will be discounted if I use it?"
"Nonsense, of course, who made you rubbish?"
"How much discount will that make?"
"Lao Tzu doesn't know!" Erha said, "There is no such perverted as you in the database! There is a matter of the Eight Foods owning the Three Grade Spiritual Treasures, but the Eight Rank Eaters have the three grades of Fighting Food! You don't want to think about how many Eight Rank Eaters can gather so many Spirit Treasures to make a Fighting Food? Even if they can make it, there has never been such a progressive, pondering how to cook themselves for more than a thousand years, and taking the initiative to cook themselves for the three grade ingredients!"
Gu Yun touched his chin, "That's true, after all, a fish like Brother Yu can't find a second one in the world." ”
Erha said again, "Although you can't achieve the effect of the third grade when you use it, it can be estimated that once you use this skill, with your spiritual power depth, it may be hollowed out all at once!"
Gu Yun was stunned and said, ", isn't that a one-time big move?
"Idiot, you won't level up, you can get a lot better if you reach the seventh rank!" and ......" Erha smiled again, "As long as you don't die, you really don't need to use this big move to deal with ordinary awakened people." ”
"Why?" Gu Yun asked.
"Lao Tzu has shown you, 'Carp Jumping Dragon Gate' has also improved your physical attributes! Now your speed has increased by 203.5%, your strength has increased by 281%, and your defense has also increased by 307%! In the past, your attributes were basically ranked in the bottom 20 among all the eight-rank awakened people, but now you ...... You are a cannibal family, and your special strength is greater than the strongest eight grades of the soldier family, the speed is faster than the strongest eight grades of the Taoist family, and the defense is higher than the strongest eight grades of the Mo family. Do you know, at least in the eight-rank level, you're a pervert now!"
Gu Yun was shocked.
Double, triple?
This attribute has been improved to the point that it is simply inhumane!
I couldn't help but say, "Is this ratio fixed? Then if I reach the fifth or fourth grade, and then increase the attributes by two or three times, wouldn't it be even more perverted?"
"You think beautifully!" Erha said, "The attribute improvement is big because the third-grade carp is too strong for you of the eighth-grade, so it can forcibly pull you along." The closer you are to the third grade, the less this improvement will be, and if you get to the third grade, it would be nice to be able to increase by 10%. If you get to the second grade, it will be useless at all. ”
Gu Yun was a little disappointed, but he was still very excited.
Just kidding, at least in the two weaker stages of the eighth and seventh grades, their physical attributes will be very perverted!
As the saying goes, everything is difficult at the beginning, if you can take advantage of these two stages, then do you need to worry about the later stage?
Also, at least you don't have to be afraid of the Beastmaster now, right?
Flattered!
Just then, I heard the phone ring.
Gu Yun saw that it was an unfamiliar number.
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