9. Unreliable veterinarians

The little guy had some difficulty standing up, and when he took two steps, he fell crookedly, and his tail was too short, could it be that he was born with a cripple? Emperor Wu came up with such a thought.

Without further ado, although it was a small milk cat, it was also a living life, and Emperor Wu dressed up and looked for the nearest veterinarian on Google Maps.

Edmund Veterinary, in Pelican Town.

It's one o'clock in the night, I'm afraid it's long time closed, and no veterinarian will do his job until the night shift.

Emperor Wu does not have an Australian driver's license or an international driver's license, and Australia is a Commonwealth country, driving on the left side is a headache, and he has been educated since he was a child, driving on the right, and it will take some time to get used to it.

It's early in the morning and there should be no police on the road.

I can't care so much, if the traffic police are on duty in the early morning of a rainy night, I have to think that I am unlucky, and I stretch out my hands to let him take him away. Emperor Wu wrapped the kitten tightly, wrapped it in his arms, drove old Horton to the Edmund Veterinarian.

The rain was much lighter than it had just been, and it was a drizzle, and the night sky was not as cloudy as before. Although Australia has a mild climate all year round, there is still a chill in the early hours of the morning.

Pelican Town was quiet in the middle of the night, except for the occasional noise from one bar, where a strong man stumbled to the door with a bottle of wine and vomited.

When I arrived at Edmund's veterinary clinic, it was a small two-story house with a closed door.

Although it was rude to visit in the middle of the night, Emperor Wu could not watch the kitten die.

"Bang bang bang!" didn't find the doorbell, and a sharp knock pierced the sky.

"Fake!" knocked three times, but there was no response, and Emperor Wu was sure that the power of his knock on the door would wake him up even if he slept again.

After staying outside the veterinary clinic for five minutes, when Emperor Wu was looking for the next one, he found a drunk man walking crookedly here, and as he walked, he said, "I am the king of beasts, I am the king of beasts." ”

"Hey man, it doesn't matter to you!" said Emperor Wu, walking up to him.

The drunk man tried to stand still, and glanced at Emperor Wu leisurely, "Friend, do you want to drink some together, I have a bottle of 85-year-old Lafite at home." ”

Emperor Wu hurriedly supported him, and was in a hurry to see a doctor for the kitten, the appearance of this drunk man was really a mistake, if he fell crookedly on the side of the road, he would definitely be a cold corpse the next day.

"Brother, where is your house, I'll send you back. Emperor Wu supported him.

"Oh no, it's not a home, it's just a house!" he was very emotional at the mention of home.

Grandma's, it's a little cold tonight, and if he falls headlong on the concrete floor, I'm afraid he'll have to go to the funeral home the next day.

Hoping that his home was nearby, Emperor Wu dragged him into the back row, and after the goods got into the car, Horton's two rear wheels immediately pressed down.

"Listen, I'll send you home now, if you want to vomit in advance, don't vomit in the car, understand?"

The drunk man lay behind and said to himself, "I'm a banker... Tomorrow... Sending you a big... Bag money. ”

Emperor Wu shook his head helplessly, if it wasn't raining, he wouldn't care about this.

The drunken man had a scruffy beard, was unkempt and sloppy, and under Emperor Wu's questioning, he suddenly said that his home was on Fifth Street, which was not far from here, less than two kilometers.

Emperor Wu immediately mobilized Horton, sent the goods home first, and then went to the veterinarian.

Along the way, the drunk muttered role-playing, played two roles, and directed and acted in a fierce husband and wife quarrel.

The kitten seemed to be dying, and its barking became more and more pitiful, and its body shook from time to time to prove that it was still alive in this world.

"Fake! Isn't Australia very strict with animal protection! Someone actually threw a kitten less than a year old outside!" Emperor Wu felt sorry for the little guy and scolded angrily.

"Dude, it looks like you're a newcomer, although... You sent me home, but I... I don't agree with you, the medical care here is much better than the Yankees. "The drunk man actually said so many things at once.

Emperor Wu sneered, it is indeed stronger than the United States, the United States does not have universal health insurance, after all, the population is fifteen times that of Australia!

"Meow meow~" The little milk cat screamed a few times, and the sound was much louder than just now.

Damn, it won't be a return to the light, Emperor Wu muttered in his heart.

The drunken man sat up and startled Emperor Wu.

"Dude, something doesn't seem right about your little pet. The drunk man lay on the back of the co-pilot, staring at Little Meow and said.

A strong smell of alcohol came, and Emperor Wu was about to vomit.

"That's right, it has a bad cold, and it has some problems with its limbs, I picked it up at my doorstep, and I was about to go to see the veterinarian Edmond, but unfortunately he wasn't there. ”

"Edmund was really not at home, because it was time to get off work, and he was out drinking, and he had eight full bottles of LAGER, and he was very drunk, and the good Samaritan was sending him home. The drunk man said slowly.

"Shet!" Emperor Wu slammed the brakes, and the drunken man's head was pressed against the seat, screaming in pain!

Emperor Wu turned his head and asked speechlessly, "Fake, are you Edmund? Didn't you say you were a banker just now?"

This collision made the drunk man sober up a lot, he cut his hair, looked polite, smiled and stretched out his right hand, "Banker is my most longed-for profession, and now, the king of beasts, Edmund, welcome." ”

Puff puff!

Emperor Wu slammed the direction and slammed the accelerator vigorously, all the car windows were shaking, and Old Horton let out a huge roar and flew towards the clinic.

"Doctor Edmund, isn't your house on Fifth Street? ”

"Sure, but the clinic is on Lake Street, so I can't sleep in a pile of equipment. Edmund said.

Emperor Wu shrugged his shoulders and seemed to make sense.

Back at the clinic, Emperor Wu hugged the half-drunk and half-awake Edmund, drinking and driving called drunk driving, he was a drunken doctor, and he didn't know if he was breaking the law.

His clinic is not large, divided into four small rooms, with a pile of equipment scattered around, and a strong smell of disinfectant water.

Looking at the kitten, Edmund's eyes suddenly flashed with a strange look.

"Is there any problem, doctor?" asked Emperor Wu.

Edmund asked seriously, "You picked up this kitten?"

"That's right, to be exact, I just took over a small ranch and found it in the corner of the warehouse five hours ago. ”

"It's funny, and I hope you're telling the truth. Edmund nodded meaningfully, then laughed.

Emperor Wu couldn't understand the meaning of his words, and he couldn't care so much.

"Friend, your kitten is supposed to be salt poisoning, you see, its hind limbs are noticeably more numb than its forelimbs. Edmund held Meowth and looked left and right.

Emperor Wu was beating a drum in his heart, Doctor Edmund had not woken up yet, could he do it, but he could only treat a dead horse as a live horse doctor.

"Poisoning, is it food-related?"

"That's right, there's too much salt in food, and like people, it's not a good thing to eat too much salt. After Edmund finished speaking, he went to find a water cup and asked Emperor Wu to take care of the kitten in the treatment room.

Emperor Wu wondered who would feed a month-old kitten too much salt.

After a while, Edmund walked in with a glass of dark red liquid, Emperor Wu thought it was for Meow Meow's treatment, but he didn't expect Edmund to raise the cup and drink most of it.

Seeing Emperor Wu's surprised expression, Edmund smiled and said, "Sorry, I forgot that you were also there." ”

Then he staggered out again, and when he came in, he had an extra wine glass in his hand and handed it to Emperor Wu, "This is 82 Lafite, you're welcome." ”

Emperor Wu took the wine glass and took a sip, it was really good, the wine felt very comfortable sliding down his throat, but now he wants to treat the kitten!

"Dr. Edmund, thank you for the wine, let my kitten feel better first, and then we can drink, shall we? I can drink with you all day." ”

Edmund slammed his head as if he had suddenly woken up, "Oh sorry, I thought I was in a bar, I forgot about this little angel." ”

Then he hurriedly put on his white coat and took the stethoscope to check Meow Meow.

Emperor Wu was very worried about his professionalism, because during the auscultation process, he put the earpiece on Emperor Wu's hand twice, and said that the heartbeat was normal.

"Gastric lavage is needed, the most direct way to get the excess salt out. Edmund said with a wine burp.

"This is a bit cruel, its intestines may only be as thick as a pencil, is there any other way?" Emperor Wu looked at the kitten's pitiful eyes, a little sympathetic to it.

Edmund spread his hands, "Of course, buy another kitten." ”

"Well, you're a doctor, do as you say. ”

Edmund first gave Meow Meow half a sedative to ensure that she could be quiet during the gastric lavage process.

Then the instrument was injected into the stomach with a large amount of clean warm water, and 3 ml of castor oil and rice soup were fed to make the salt diarrhea and protect the gastrointestinal mucosa.

Emperor Wu couldn't understand it, so he could only do what Edmund said. In this way, less than six hours after arriving at the ranch, the cats underwent a gastric lavage operation in a clinic filled with the smell of alcohol.

After the incident, Edmund asked Emperor Wu to wait for a few minutes, and he went to write and fill out a file, Edmund Clinic has the right to register pets, so that Meow Meow is a registered pet cat.

Emperor Wu also did not know whether he was in compliance with the regulations, on the plane Emperor Wu asked Ms. Caitlin, she said that she needed to pass a series of audits, but also to vaccinate the pet, and then the animal protection association made an assessment and score, and the pet registration could only be completed after passing the test, but this matter seemed to Edmond as easy as opening the cap of a wine bottle.

"The country does a good job of animal protection, even a little pervertedly strict, but there's always a simple way to deal with everything, and I like to take shortcuts rather than go around in circles," Edmund said. ”

Emperor Wu was suspicious, since the kitten's body was stabilized, he just wanted to go home and sleep quickly, he was too tired today.

Before leaving, Edmund, who was half drunk and half awake, said meaningfully: "Friend, you will be grateful to me in the future." ”

"Because you saved it?"

"That's not just the reason, you're going to have to invite me to drink when the time comes. Edmund laughed.

Emperor Wu shook his hand and nodded with a smile.