10. Sleep Artist
After tossing all night, the kitten finally fell asleep quietly, and Emperor Wu was tired enough, so he immediately lay on the bed and fell asleep when he got home.
The days of being in charge are a bit tiring but fulfilling.
Meowth slept peacefully all night, and the drunken Edmund still had two strokes and actually cured it.
Early the next morning, a small plush paw touched Emperor Wu's face, like a baby's little hand, very gentle.
Emperor Wu looked up, it turned out to be a kitten, I don't know when it climbed up along the quilt hanging on the floor, Meow Meow's mental head was much better, and he was staring at himself curiously with round eyes.
"Hello, cat sir. Emperor Wu rubbed his eyes, squinted and looked at it twice, he fell asleep last night without taking off his clothes, but it was also troublesome, and he saved the time of getting dressed in the morning.
This guy has almost recovered except for a little injury to his two front paws, the cat has nine lives and seems to be right, the cat is lying on the quilt doing stretching exercises, as if it was a real thing, completely forgetting his pitiful appearance last night.
Today, Emperor Wu's job is to take stock of the condition of the pasture, record where it needs to be repaired and what needs to be renovated, and by the way, think of some ways to make money.
The 50,000 Australian dollars left by the Hans couple will not last long, fortunately there is no inheritance tax in Australia, otherwise I don't know how much of the 50,000 Australian dollars will be left, and after taking over the ranch, I have spent 1,300 Australian dollars, and when I finish buying cattle and sheep, Emperor Wu can declare bankruptcy.
Now it seems that Shennong's knowledge can be used to explore potential breeding cattle, become a second-hand cattle breeding business, or simply cultivate breeding cattle and sell green liquid by himself.
It sounds ridiculous, but it's not bragging, the legendary British breeder Gas, who will generate 2.2 million pounds of income for his owner in his lifetime, can now discharge 2,000 tubes of green liquid in a mating period, and 8,000 tubes per month, worth up to 800,000 pounds.
Geiss is a very strong white bull, it runs 100 yards in the same time as a sprinter, the cow will blush when she sees it, the bull will be ashamed when she sees it, Gess is the boulder Johnson of the cattle world!
Emperor Wu was indulging in his imagination, and suddenly there was a "bang" sound, which startled him!
It turned out that the kitten missed last night's milk, and jumped on the milk basin, but by the way, he knocked over a small pot of porridge next to it, and a cat turned on his back, buckled his head in the basin, and was struggling to climb out.
Seeing Emperor Wu looking at it, the kitten immediately sat upright, showing that everything was under his control, which was quite funny.
"Just call you Schrödinger!"
The name of the Austrian physicist was chosen because of the sparkle of wisdom in the cat's eyes.
Why it appeared outside the warehouse on that rainy night, why it was poisoned with salt, and the inexplicable wound on its front paws, all this is a mystery, just like the cat whose fate is locked in a black box by people's fantasies.
Schrödinger, this physics madman has caused a lot of concepts, Schrödinger's cat, Schrödinger's virgin and even Schrödinger's sister, arm yourself with science, and then go to the sister.
Compared with Schrödinger's fantasy cat, the one in front of him is undoubtedly lucky, because it is free and does not need to stay in the black box and wait for the verdict of fate.
Although the front paws have not healed, it does not affect Schrödinger's super climbing and jumping ability, he is very agile, scurrying around the house, and can jump directly from the top of the bookcase to the bed, you know, the bookcase and the bed are separated by no more than one and a half meters.
Emperor Wu quickly checked the cat's longest jump, which was a kitten named Alley from Chicago, USA, whose jump distance reached 182.88 cm. The average cat can jump to about 150 cm, so to speak, Schrödinger, who is less than a year old, already has this ability, and it jumps very easily, as if it does not use all its strength.
If it can be viewed with cognition, it must be a high-growth attribute with explosive potential.
Today's weather is not bad, open the window, a long-lost fresh grass fragrance spread throughout the room, I haven't smelled such a pure grass smell for a long time, looking at the green outside, Emperor Wu was suddenly refreshed, in a good mood, tired and swept away, more energetic than hungry people eating Snickers!
Schrödinger jumped onto the windowsill with a serious face, his eyes narrowed into a line and stared out of the window, like a door. Emperor Wu touched the fluff on its ears, which was very smooth and tactile.
The kitchen in the wooden house is open, connected with the dining room, and the living room is the living room when you turn the corner, and the range hood effect is average, which is destined to Emperor Wu can not eat heavy oil food, otherwise the whole home will be covered with layers of oil smoke.
At breakfast, Emperor Wu deeply realized the lack of a hostess in the family, especially in the empty pasture, a home without a woman has no breath of life.
Before buying cattle and sheep and coming back, Emperor Wu had to have an overall understanding of the pasture, and with Schrödinger's company, the process was much easier.
After being washed by the rain, the wooden house has been renewed, exuding an elegant and tranquil appearance from the outside.
Not far from the yard, the two large eucalyptus trees have long and leafy branches, and they are thicker than they were five years ago, and the thickest trunks require three adults to hold hand in hand.
The tops of the two trees are intertwined like a small lush forest, symbolizing the eternal love of the Hans couple.
Eucalyptus accounts for nearly two-thirds of Australia's trees. The eucalyptus tree is an "underworld" tree, as long as it grows, other plants will want to live, and the eucalyptus tree is very tenacious, even if it encounters a fire, a heavy rain can re-sprout.
The eucalyptus tree has a particularly embarrassing point, its fruit shell is particularly hard, the seeds are tightly wrapped in it, there is no way to pass on the ancestry, what can be done?
When Emperor Wu was a child, he practiced the ability to climb trees on the big willow tree at the entrance of his hometown, and he wanted to try it on a whim when he looked at the leafy big eucalyptus tree.
Tree climbing, as a necessary skill for bear children, is divided into a variety of genres, and Emperor Wu, who was born in a peasant family, is of course obliged to choose the unarmed freehand tree climbing school!
When it comes to climbing trees, the most personalized way to climb is to climb upside down, that is, to climb upside down with your body upside down.
This climbing method originated from Ma Dawei, a college roommate, who brought it to the playground of East China University, where he demonstrated it countless times on the old elm tree in the southwest corner, and was regarded as a hero by the tree climbing community.
Large trees such as eucalyptus trees with thick trunks that cannot be enclosed are much more difficult than small trees.
Emperor Wu stepped back ten meters, accelerated violently, and completely stuck himself on the trunk from his face to the crotch of his pants like a dog's skin plaster, and then slowly rubbed it up like a snail.
There was a thick branch at a height of one and a half people above the ground, and Emperor Wu planned to go to it first, and then climb up one branch at a time.
As soon as I climbed the big branch, I suddenly found a black shadow on it, fluffy and like a big mouse.
On second thought, rats don't climb trees.
Emperor Wu looked up at the dazzling light, and the furry ball also stared down with two eyes.
Emperor Wu waved his hand, and he also waved his hand, very spiritual!
Emperor Wu scratched his ears while learning from Sun Wukong, and the two goods were also learning, simple.
Emperor Wu grabbed the branch, made a jump, and jumped onto the grass.
The two goods jumped down from the tree and planted a big heel!
It turned out that these two goods were fluffy koalas.
This koala is chubby, presumably a foodie in the koala world.
Koalas spend 99% of their lives eating and sleeping, and 1% of their time looking for objects, they wander aimlessly, and if they can't find them, they give up and go back to sleep.
Eucalyptus trees emit a resinous aroma with mint or lemon flavors, which have an anesthetic effect on toxins, so koalas who live by eating eucalyptus leaves look like they can't wake up all day long, and they are drunk even if they think about it!
From this we can see that God is fair to every animal.
It gave the koala a cute face that was harmless to humans and animals, loved by whomever he saw and frustrated, but God poisoned its food! It had to eat ten kilograms a day, and it weighed only five kilograms...... God may be a little girl who loves to joke.
This koala is covered with grayish-brown hairs all over and has a grayish-white appearance on the chest and abdomen.
When he just fell, he kept the landing position for five seconds, motionless, Emperor Wu felt that he was stupid or ate too many leaves, and he had to react to accept the fact that he had fallen, and his expression was very similar to the amnesia of the hippopotamus in the Pokemon.
Who am I, why am I here, what is the purpose of my existence?
Emperor Wu whistled, this thing turned around slowly, seeing his expression, Emperor Wu almost laughed, he was a little cute, sticking out his tongue like Einstein's classic shape, and sure enough, he came with an emoji, and he had to fight with Erha.
It is said that the koala is extremely slow to respond, and Emperor Wu intends to verify it.
Emperor Wu swished forward and pinched its furry arm with his hand.
The koala first raised his head and looked at Emperor Wu with an alien expression, time seemed to freeze, and the two "people" looked at each other affectionately, seven seconds later, the two goods screamed, retracted its claws, rolled on the spot, and climbed up the eucalyptus tree.
When I went up, I looked down from the branch as if nothing had happened, as if I was remembering what had just happened.
Koalas sleep 20 hours a day, and in the other 4 hours, 2 hours eat leaves and 2 hours are in a daze......
This thing may have made a home in a large eucalyptus tree, and it will still be a neighbor in the future.
"Hey, nerd, we'll be neighbors in the future, give me some face, I'll bring the pretty girl back, you have to be coquettish, understand." "Emperor Wu wanted to tease it.
I didn't think that this koala was not a good stubble, but it peed gorgeously, and a drop of water drew a parabola, and the sun shone out the sense of a rainbow.
"Damn, you two goods, you don't know how to lift, believe it or not, I'll kick you out, this is my home. ”
Emperor Wu said a big push, and found that this product did not react, as if to say, don't **, let me be quiet and in a daze.
There is nothing you can do with this new neighbor.
Emperor Wu picked up a eucalyptus leaf on the ground and waved it at the koala, "Look, there is something delicious here, do you want to come down and taste it?"
After 30 seconds, the koala's head remained still, stretched out his right paw and grabbed the branch next to him, and shook it as well, meaning that I have you here, not rare.
"You sleep well, I'll go for a walk elsewhere first. Emperor Wu admired it so much.
Schrödinger squatted on the front cover of old Horton's car expressionlessly and stared at the whole process of the confrontation between Emperor Wu and the koalas, quietly watching the boring actions between the two creatures, which it dismissed, in the eyes of the cats, other species were imbeciles.
The dog said, "Humans are so good to me, they must be God." ”
Meow said, "Human beings are so good to me, I must be God." ”