Chapter 22: Burning Zhuge Liang
Buzzing, Fang Zhang felt that the world was quiet the moment he flew out, and the soft and comfortable under his body was extremely comfortable, everything was so quiet and tranquil, Fang Zhang was motionless, enjoying this comfort.
Suddenly, there was a sudden tremor under his body, and then a weak voice came from his ears, "Young man, when will you get off the uncle." ”
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Only then did Fang Zhang regain consciousness, remembering what had just happened, and he had been in a traffic accident. Then, helping the old man to the side of the steps, looking at the old man's bloody gourd-like head, Fang Zhang almost blurted out the sentence of his father.
"Old man, are you alright? ”
The old man covered his head, looking very painful, "You smashed the front windshield with your head." ”
As he spoke, there was a buzzing sound from the crowd not far away, and then they scattered around, blocking their noses one after another, it turned out that Mr. Liu had crawled out of the stinky ditch, and he was full of frustration at this time.
Ignoring the disgust of others, he moved towards Fang Zhang step by step, "It's not that I don't trust you, it's that you can't be trusted at all!"
Now is not the time to settle grievances, this old man is covered in blood, if there is more than blood, it is estimated that he will have to leave here. Someone said: "Don't say so much, let's call the police first." ”
When the old man heard the alarm, a spirit was excited, "Don't." "Look at this old scooter again, there is a rental sign on it, this old man co-opened a black taxi. But if you don't call the police, you have to go to the hospital, if you want to say that there are still many good people in this world, the taxi driver stepped forward and said, "Go, I'll send it." ”
The revenge system of the APP version that has not yet been on the car room chapter has been launched again. The system maintenance is completed! Fang Zhang helped the old man while reading the content, but no matter what the task was Fang Zhang didn't want to take it, now it is important to save people. continued to help the old man move into the car, but who knows, the old man's feet slipped and happened to be pressed on Fang Zhang's mobile phone.
The acceptance of the task was successful.
Immediately, a few big words slowly appeared on the mobile phone, burning Chibi.
Dark Flower: Cao Mengde.
Reward: Listen to the Wind Bottle.
Points: 20,000 points.
Explanation, Zhuge Liang who took revenge on his side, completed the condition: burn Ya!
The mission counts down to 15 minutes, 14 minutes and 59 seconds, and 14 minutes and 58 seconds......
Ahh
Besides, 15 minutes is enough to do something! 15 minutes is the distance from here to the hospital.
However, now Fang Zhang has no way out, and the ghost knows what he will face if he fails the mission.
Click on the points mall, there is only one option, 5000 points to buy ready-to-eat product coupons. The temptation to eat is very big for the room chapter, so I don't want to click directly to buy, and then a row of numbers appears, which should be coupons. Pick up location, my supermarket.
Look at it again, this supermarket is not next to me, "Hey, the driver, etc." ”
"Why, trying to make an escape. ”
"I'm running away, if the old man is hospitalized, I'll have to buy something. ”
I heard this, but after Fang Zhang got out of the car, he walked directly into the supermarket and found the boss, "This number is redeemed here with you." ”
The boss, a middle-aged man, took the phone, "Well, yes, you wait a minute, I'll pick up the goods for you." Soon, the boss came over with a basket of things, and Fang Zhang's head was big when he saw it, and he saw that this basket was all garlic, ginger, soybeans and other fart vegetables. And 5,000 points, I exchanged it for dozens of dollars of vegetables...... The boss saw Fang Zhang's dissatisfaction, and took out two bottles of cold mineral water from the refrigerator, "This is for you." ”
No, it's faster to fart with a cold drink.
Fang Zhang picked up the bag and walked out the door, but at this moment, the boss smiled strangely, "Young man, buy and eat." Fang Zhang was about to cry, he knew that this single eight achievements were made by this old boy, "Prime Minister Cao Cheng, Yun Chang five passes and six generals can not blame the past, can we carry forward the style today?"
The boss shook his head slightly, "No." ”
Fang Zhang almost came out of the supermarket crying, stuffing things into his mouth as he walked, and when he arrived in the car, a strong smell came, and the driver frowned: "What's the matter, buddy, are you going to the hospital to stir-fry?"
Fang Zhang chewed the garlic in his mouth, "Drive." ”
At this time, there were dark clouds outside, and bean-sized raindrops fell from the sky, and a heavy rainstorm came.
While crying, Fang Zhang kept stir-frying soybeans, garlic and ginger in his mouth, and drank two bottles of ice water in one fell swoop.
The driver tilted his head, "Hey, brother, I can't think of it." ”
Before the words fell, Fang Zhang only felt a powerful qi surging into the dantian, and then it turned sharply into a high-concentration nitrogen-hydrogen mixture. I heard a deep sound from the back seat, a strong smell that quickly filled the entire car.
After all, farting is not a big deal, and the driver is not embarrassed to say it, thinking that it is a mistake, but it will be a series of farts in the next second.
The uncle, who was in a semi-comatose state, sniffed his nose vigorously, "Hey, who brought the fertilizer?"
The driver was full of black lines and reminded: "I can't open the window on a rainy day, the external circulation is broken, and some people are more conscious." ”
"Doodoo ......"
"You're so sloppy!" said the driver, angrily.
Fang Zhang leaked a million points of apology, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." "But the vegetarian dishes that Cao Cao gave were too effective, and it was not a matter of being able to endure them at all. After that, the back of the seat was like a cannon, and the driver finally couldn't bear it anymore, "Don't let it go, the seat is leaking." ”
The concentration in the car is getting higher and higher, toot toot!
The driver went crazy and slammed the brakes to death, "Can you still go?"
Fang Zhang put on an innocent look, "No, it's him!"
The driver's face was full of helplessness, and he didn't hold back, and he smelled of leeks. The driver completely collapsed, damn it, the whole thing is right, okay, you can put Lao Tzu too.
In the next few minutes, it was three funny performances, and the sound of farts in the car came and went, and all kinds of flavors mixed together, so it was not lively.
Seeing that he was about to arrive at the hospital, he could already vaguely see the nurses waiting downstairs, and the driver smoked a cigarette, which broke the smell, or the next batch of people who came up would definitely be poisoned.
"Boom, ......," the sound of flint came from inside the car.
Looking at the car getting closer and closer, the nurses were ready to go, and suddenly saw a sudden brake on the taxi, and then three people with blazing hair rushed out of the door, panicked looking for a water source that could extinguish the fire.
"I'm rubbing, Ghost Rider!" exclaimed one nurse.
A nurse brought a basin of cold water, "It's stinging." ”
The fire in his hair was extinguished, and there was a strong smell of burning around him, and the taxi and Fang Zhang turned into curly hair, and the worst touch was too Zhuge Liang, there was not a single one left in the fever, and his face was covered with red and black things.
The taxi driver glared at the murderous eyes, "You're so good at playing!"
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This Zhuge Liang burned Chibi in his last life, and in this life, Cao Cao came to govern his body with the way of others, and Zhuge Liang was really reincarnated by fire, not that he did not report it, but that the time had not come.
Zhuge Liang's inspection was fine, and he left quietly with a weak heart, and Fang Zhang's task was completed, but when he was relaxed, he remembered one thing, that is, he forgot about Mr. Liu, and in a hurry, he abandoned Mr. Liu, this ......
It's cold.