Fang Zhang let out a long roar, "I, Hu Hansan, came back again." But handsome for only three minutes, when Fang Zhang saw the young lady walking the dog on the side of the road, his heart buzzed, Wangcai was still locked at home, for so long, the dog in the fight felt like he had to go to see the Buddha.

At this time, Fang Zhang felt that he was hopeless, and he vomited blood from Lord Yama, if he starved Yang Jian's dog to death again, this was really a response to that sentence, there was no way to enter the heavens and no way to enter the earth.

When Fang Zhang's thoughts were in despair, suddenly a familiar figure appeared not far away, Wang Lao Turtle! And seeing Wang Lao Turtle was not the key, the key was that he was holding Wangcai in his hand.

Fang Zhang ran over, took the dog leash and said excitedly: "You helped me feed me these days?"

Wang Lao Turtle put on an old look, "Otherwise?"

But Fang Zhang's face sank, "How did you get in?"

"If you do what we do, you can't get in the door, that's a piece of. ”

......

Saying that, Wang Laojiao took out a stack of invoices, "Don't say anything else, settle the money first, I will help you pay in advance, rounded, 20,000 yuan is just right." ”

Fang Zhang didn't even look at it, and changed the subject: "What about the reward of the mission?"

"You pay the money back first. ”

"I'll reward you!"

......

Wang Lao Turtle was helpless, and there was no reason to talk to the hooligans, and then gave Fang Zhang the flat license and treasure glasses, "I spent the points of "Water Margin". ”

"That's right, according to the ratio of 1:1, let's clear the two!"

Poof, Wang Laojiao vomited blood directly, covered his chest and said, "If you don't become a hooligan, you're really blind." ”

Fang Zhang didn't pay attention to Wang Laojiao at all, but put on the treasure glasses, which were ordinary plane mirrors, and there was nothing special about it, "This thing can identify treasures?"

"Of course. ”

"This thing is credible, it won't break the bank, will it? ”

Hearing this, the old turtle hesitated again, "Then where can it!"

Fang Zhang covered his head, needless to say, he could ......

At this time, Wangcai was following Aunt Wang's golden retriever Tiantian, and this dog was actually moved, but this proportion was too incongruous. Let's not talk about this breed for the time being, just say that the dwarf is combined with a basketball player of more than 2 meters, and even the number of that thing does not match.

While speaking, another golden retriever with oily hair came and flew Wangcai with a buttocks, this scene Fang Zhang was really startled, if Wangcai broke out and threw the love enemy armor to the moon, then he might be passive.

But obviously, Wangcai is still very knowledgeable, and spared his life for the time being.

The man with the golden retriever walked up to Fang Zhang and said, "Yo he, your family is also a suitor." ”

Fang Zhang said: "In the face of love, everyone, no, is equal to dogs." ”

The man snorted and put his hands in his pockets and said, "Indeed, when you look at your puppy, your ambitions are very ambitious. ”

"How to say. ”

The man paused for a moment and said, "The toad wants to eat swan meat." ”

This almost choked Fang Zhang, "Hey, what's wrong with you?!"

The man didn't take care of the room seal, but walked over and said to Aunt Wang: "Auntie, I think these two dogs are in a litter, you just give me a cub." ”

When Aunt Wang heard this, her mouth was so happy that she agreed to the sky, and said to Fang Zhang: "This is the right door!"

Fang Zhang is speechless, aren't they just two dogs?

Wang Laojiao said: "See, this is society, it's so realistic." ”

Fang Zhang picked up Wangcai, "Let's go, catch up and find you a Tibetan mastiff daughter-in-law!"

When I get home at night, open Xiaobawang, which shows system maintenance, and I took three stars in a row, it should be upgraded, and it seems that every time I upgrade my own system, I will make an improvement, and then I will refresh a new task. Thinking of this, Fang Zhang directly turned off the computer, stuffed Wangcai between his legs, opened and closed his eyes, and the night passed.

Following.

Mr. Liu entered the house triumphantly and greeted, "Yo, everyone is here." ”

"yes. The two replied weakly, and then went about their own business, apparently reluctantly.

Mr. Liu stretched his neck and looked back, only to see Fang Zhang squatting on the ground, looking at something intently, and said in surprise: "Yo he, where did you kid run for me these days, if it wasn't for the old man saying that you went home, I would have called the police?" ”

Mr. Liu didn't react to Fang Zhang's squeeze, what is this kid doing? So serious, he also went around to find out. But nothing was found on the ground except for a large, somewhat mature mung bean fly.

Mr. Liu's heart sank, and secretly said that this kid can't watch this thing for a long time, but he immediately vetoed his ridiculous idea, definitely not, who can be bored to this point.

At this time, Fang Zhang spoke, "Mr. Liu, why do you say this fly always rubs his hands?"

Why don't you really look at mung bean flies!

Mr. Liu was full of black lines, and said angrily: "You have to rub your hands, and you have to rub your!"

......

Fang Zhang reacted and got up embarrassedly, but suddenly stumbled and almost fell, fortunately, Mr. Liu's eyes were quick and he supported him in time, otherwise he would have suffered a work injury.

"No, no, blood sugar is low, get me candy quickly." ”

Wang Li next to him said: "What is low blood sugar, whoever squats for 20 minutes is like this, you are still in good health, and Ma Yu will pass." ”

Mr. Liu once again leaked a look of deep hatred and pointed at Fang Zhang's head and said: "What is good about you, there is no right thing at all." ”

.....

After an episode, I always felt that Mr. Liu had something on his mind today, Fang Zhang leaned over and asked, "Did you win money playing mahjong today?"

Unexpectedly, this trick really worked, Mr. Liu pulled his mouth, with a smug and mysterious expression in his eyes, and shook his head slightly.

Fang Zhang continued: "Did you win the money, but you haven't leaked out and been discovered by your sister-in-law?"

Mr. Liu was a little helpless, "Why do you always think about that." ”

"That's playing mahjong and getting amnesty for my sister-in-law?"

Mr. Liu also knew that Fang Zhang's IQ could be guessed in the next life, and this appetite was also satisfied, "I bought a nephew." ”

Hearing this, Fang Zhang glared and said, "Bought a gun?!"

Mr. Liu said: "What, the gun is called a masturbator." ”

Then he explained: "It's the motorcycle with the bucket." ”

Hearing this, Fang Zhang was energetic, "Mr. Liu, I'm good at driving a car! I think I was still a seed player back then! Give me the key." ”

Wang Li next to her said: "You are a three-wheeled boarder." ”

Fang Zhang said unhappily: "It's all three rounds, what's the difference?"

Wang Li said: "Can it be the same? One is manpower, the other is mechanical, one is over 18 years old, and the other is preschool. ”

Seeing that the two of them were pinching up, it also happened that Mr. Liu was in a good mood, so he simply interrupted: "Okay, okay, let him try if he wants to open it, anyway, it's three rounds." ”

"That's right, we're also racers. Fang Zhang said.

Ma Ning said: "Yes, forklifts." ”

"What's wrong with the forklift, isn't it also a car?"

Wang Li ignored the two and reminded: "Mr. Liu, you have forgotten the pain of the scar, have you forgotten the story of the last time you visited the factory, this kid drove the forklift out of the speed of Mercedes-Benz and overturned the car?"

Hearing this, Mr. Liu was agitated and said to himself: "Yes, because of this, the director of the workshop was dismissed, and I also paid 2,000 yuan to others." ”

After that, he put away the key in his hand, "Okay, you're practicing." ”

When Fang Zhang heard this, his brows were furrowed, "Mr. Liu, there were special circumstances at that time, didn't you confuse the brakes? ”

Wang Li said: "No, first step on the accelerator to the end, give Mr. Liu enough push back experience, and then take advantage of Mr. Liu's inattention, brake sharply, the car is as steady as a rock to stop, but Mr. Liu flew out of the car and continued to move forward at a speed of 80 kilometers until he hit something." ”

Ma Ning said: "Mr. Liu's figure is nothing, the main thing is that you must avoid people when you are in the air, and if you accidentally hit it, maybe you will have an extra father in your next life." ”

......

Seeing that the two of them were ridiculing themselves, Mr. Liu's face was not good, "What's wrong, what's wrong, I'll go out." After that, he threw the key to Fang Zhang, "Go, I don't believe it." ”

Fang Zhangyi grinned, "Please!"

When he got outside, Mr. Liu muttered in his heart, and he regretted it now. It was an impulsive decision.

"Mr. Liu get in the car!" Just when Mr. Liu hesitated, Fang Zhang had already lit a fire.

Liu always really wanted to go back, but looking at Fang Zhang's excitement, he couldn't bear to let him be disappointed. What's more, Fang Zhang is now the only person who can work here, and it can also be said to be the last straw to support this store, thinking of this, Mr. Liu's heart is horizontal, and he will die, and he will still be a good man after 18 years!

Mr. Liu moved to the car body, put on a helmet, "Let's go!"

With the roar of an engine, the nephew rushed out of the alley with black smoke gushing.

"Bump bump bump. ”

The engine made the sound of firing a cannon, and the nephew was driving the clouds on the road, and the passers-by saw and heard it, and said in surprise: "The old demon of Montenegro has gone down the mountain by tractor!"

Someone else shouted: "Received the supernatural powers!"

Fang Zhang drove more and more bravely, ran a red light and got into the fast lane, at this time Fang Zhang was like a wild horse on the loose, out of control. Mr. Liu also seemed to have found the feeling of his youth, and pulled the few remaining hairs to make it more elegant with the wind.

Fang Zhang's poetry was full of excitement at this time, "Others laugh at me for driving too fast, and I laugh at others for not being handsome enough!"

A passer-by next to him snorted, "I see that you don't see the south wall and don't look back, the hospital rescues the morgue." ”

Mr. Liu was also interested at this time, and even helped to abuse: "Step on the accelerator and step on the fuel tank for me." ”

"Well, please. ”

Buzz, suddenly, suddenly, the car sped up again.

Just when the two of them were proud, suddenly, a retrograde old scooter appeared in front of the two of them.

The two of them were both shocked, if they bumped into it, they would not be dead or half-disabled, not to mention that there was a white-haired old man inside, who couldn't help him this year.

The second car drove at an astonishing speed, Fang Zhang braked hard, but the speed was too fast and in disrepair, the speed only increased, seeing that the two cars were about to collide, the old man inside suddenly poked his head out and said calmly: "Young man, listen to my slogan, you go to the left, I want to be right." ”

"All right!"

"3.2.1 Turn!"

Boom, a loud bang resounded through the heavens and the earth.

The two cars collided with each other in the slightest, and the old man's head smashed directly into the windshield. And Fang Zhang got into the car along the front windshield, put his legs on the old man's shoulders, and kept trembling.

Looking at the other side, Mr. Liu was miserable, Wang Li's words really came true, but he went out with Liandou.

"Oops. ”

The bucket and the car were separated, and Mr. Liu continued to move at a speed of more than 50 kilometers per hour.

Desperate, full of despair, this bucket does not have any brake device, and Mr. Liu's body is too fat, and the chance of escape can only depend on the sky.

The speed of the body was still unabated, and it rushed towards the moat next to it, which was actually a stinky ditch, and the composition in it was similar to that of a sewage well, and if a person fell down, he could even get it.

Seeing that the river was getting closer and closer, Mr. Liu tried his best to twist his fat body, hoping to slow down the car, but it backfired, and the asphalt road was repaired, 5 meters, 4 meters, 3 meters, don't don't, knock, poof.

Hey, looking at the lively pedestrians, all bared their teeth, and said in unison: "You deserve it!"