Chapter 5: The Second Evening
I couldn't contain my excitement, I couldn't express my excitement, I could only keep scratching the wall as I went downstairs!
In the end, the master couldn't stand it anymore: "Don't scratch it, wait until the wall is scratched down by you!"
"Verbally warn and believe, you let go of my hand!" I struggled for a long time and couldn't break free. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"If you're not honest, I'll take your necklace back!"
"I'm finally becoming a human being, can you just do something good and let me enjoy it?" I muttered, and I didn't dare to make any more moves, after all, the ghost life and the opportunity to re-experience being a human being are all with him.
When I went downstairs, he couldn't hold my hand all the time, and luckily there was no wall for me to break. I can only follow him stupidly, looking for every opportunity to scratch the wall!
But he kept out of the gate of the community and entered the convenience store next to him, and no one came up to greet him. Probably everyone who knew him went out......
"Wow, I haven't eaten this in years!" I grabbed a pack of spicy strips on the counter, almost crying with excitement, my favorite!
"Girl...... That's what my son eats......," said the owner of the convenience store, "and there was an unopened ...... in it."
I took the spicy strip in my right hand, spread out my left hand and looked at the oil in the palm of my hand. Look at the hole that was torn from the side. I didn't know what to say. I could only pretend to be calm and put the spicy strips back in their original places, and said in the style of a class teacher: "Children can't eat more of this thing, it's not good for their health." ”
I didn't see any reaction from the boss, scratched my forehead slightly embarrassed, and walked in seriously, for fear that he would see my embarrassment.
"It's not good to be out of school, it's not good to be out of school. "I took whatever I looked at from the shelves, threw it into the master's arms, and let him hold it. This feeling of being in love is very useful to me. I looked sideways at him, and the light happened to hit him in the side of the face through the window, and the fine fuzz on his face was clearly visible...... Of course, if he hadn't glared at me, it would have been perfect!
"Did I say you've eaten so much?!" the master struggled to keep none of the things in his arms off: "No, can you eat these things?!"
"Why can't I eat it?" I wondered as I threw a box of potato chips into his arms: "I can touch things now, and others can see me, I'm a human now." ”
"Then you really think of yourself as a human being!" the master angrily stuffed the contents of his arms into the shelf: "I'll show you what you can only eat!
I looked at a white candle in my boss's hand and was silent. If I can add special effects at this time, I will definitely have three black crows flying over my head!
"Here you go!" the master paid and handed me a white candle. I looked at the boss's blank eyes with some sympathy for the ignorant human.
"You can't eat this thing. "The boss may be afraid that the two of us young people will have too much excitement and that he will be involved in an accident, so he tried his best to explain to the two of us adults the main raw materials of candles and its uses.
I forcibly resisted the feeling of turning my head and leaving, and with the idea that respecting the old and loving the young is the good character of the successor of socialism, I not only listened to the whole process, but also took the lead in applauding, saying that we will definitely abide by the old man's words.
Because I don't listen to the old man, I will suffer in front of me!
Out of the convenience store, I took a large handful of candles in each hand and followed the master with a large bag of snacks.
Entering the community, my two large candles successfully attracted the attention of all the passers-by. I can see from their expressions that they must be thinking in their hearts that these two people are either going to go to the grave or destroy the corpses!
I sighed, what a sunken fish and a goose!
"Master, do you hear the sound of the waves surging in my heart?"
He looked back at me, "Is it because you're excited to eat candles for the first time?"
"Nope. I looked away with tears streaming down my face: "That's the sound of 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past!"
Take advantage of the excitement and go home.
I had long since lost the excitement of being able to touch something, and instead I could have put this candle in my mouth! Why should I eat this candle?!
Wouldn't it be nice if I didn't eat anything for the past three years? So I resisted: "I don't want to eat this!"
"If you don't eat, you don't want to be humanoid again. ”
Me: "......"
Master: "Do you think you don't need energy to maintain your human form?" There is no such thing as a free lunch, look at it, kid, you will get used to it in the future. ”
Me: "......"
The master stuffed a candle into my mouth: "Eat, you can grow one." ”
I took out the candle and rolled my eyes: "It's the same as SM, it's really perverted." ”
Master: "......"
I looked at this candle and couldn't get it down, so I ran to the computer and Baidu it, how to eat the candle to be delicious, and it turned out to be millions!
But what if I'm dead?
I flipped through the pages so hard that I actually turned to a recipe!
Damn, who is so perverted and still eats candles?!Could it be that there are guys like me?!
I clicked in and took a look.
Cut the candle into minced pieces, mix it with milk tea powder, brew it with boiling water, and drink it as if it was milk tea.
There is also a picture of the finished product at the end of the page, and I look at the layer of wax floating on the milk tea, and I know that I can't deceive my heart. Sighing and clicking on the next one.
Chop the candle into pieces, put the chocolate in hot water for a while, pour it into the candle finish, let the chocolate fully stain the candle end, and then eat.
I looked at the finished picture, and I thought this might be more reliable, and I planned to try it later.
But I can't eat chocolate every day, getting fat is secondary, and if the master doesn't buy it for me, I'll have to gnaw on it. The most important thing is that it's too much trouble.
I flipped through it again, and I basically mixed the candles with other food, and told myself that there were no candles in it!
Isn't that a cheat?
I closed the page, took a deep breath, picked up the candle and ate it straight as chocolate!
Actually, apart from being a little chewy, it's not a big deal.
I nibbled on the candle and ran to the master: "How many are you going to eat this thing?"
"Until you're full. ”
Grandma's, such a small one, I can't eat five or six of them?!
I went back to my room, and when the sun was in the west, I turned on the light, sat at the head of the bed, looked in the small mirror, and looked at myself in the mirror and nibbled on the candle!
While gnawing and repurposing, countless small plots have been bred in the brain.
By the time I finished eating the second root, I had been tormented by my own little plot with teary eyes, and I had no desire to eat it.