Infinite Scenery of Ten Thousand Lights(80)
Stuffy Dun is a local dialect used to refer to those stupid fat men. It's like a stuffy gourd, doesn't like to talk, is as fat as a pier, and is clumsy.
There is also a description of a man who is reliable and steady. However, it is already an outdated social standard for agriculture.
Gao Ziyun talked about stuffy dun unhurriedly: there was a stupid baby named stuffy dun in the village, and later grew up and entered the city, and the family conditions were good and he married a daughter-in-law.
But the wedding night was very difficult, and the relatives and friends were gone, and they didn't know how to make love with the bride.
So I called my mother, and it was hard to say what I was a mother, so I had to say, so I said: You should take off your clothes and pants, and stuff the hardest part of your body into the place where she usually pees. Remember, the more you stuff in, the better!
In less than ten minutes, the bride called for help!
Hurriedly shout 120 to save people!
Parents here don't know what's going on, is this going to kill someone?
When I arrived at the new house, I was angry and funny.
I saw Stuffy Dun naked, bending over and pouting and sticking his head into the toilet.
I went in but couldn't pull it out, and I almost died!
Only then did I know that the hardest thing on his body was the skull!
The place where his daughter-in-law usually pees is indeed the toilet.
This joke made everyone laugh!
Next, everyone coaxed Xu Xiubo to come to one, Xu Xiubo blushed, and said for a long time: Oh, we girls still don't talk about this!
Everyone continued to coax: Teacher Xu, come one!
Gao Ziyun turned his head sideways and leaned into Yu Yuanming's ear and said: An old woman in her thirties, she is still saying that she is a girl. I can't stand it!
Yu Yuanming didn't know what to say, just smiled.
Xu Xiubo glanced at Lei Wenjie, who was smoking, as if he didn't see it.
So she cleared her throat: Ahem, well, I won't talk about it!
Before I started talking about it, I giggled to myself.
Everyone urged impatiently: Hurry up, don't play tricks!
Xu Xiubo covered his face with his hands for a few seconds before taking it away, and said: Okay, I'll talk about one. It's up to you to laugh or not!
said that there were two thieves who went to steal things from the family house at night, but I didn't expect the male and female owners to be asleep, they were doing hehee.... Things that couples love to do. Thief A climbs over the wall, and Thief B is about to jump off the wall. Suddenly, I heard my husband in the house ask his wife: Did you come in?
The wife replied: Come in.
When the thief heard this, he thought he had been discovered, and he was very alarmed.
My husband asked again: Did they all come in?
The wife replied breathlessly: One has come in, and the other is at the door.
When the thief heard this, he hurriedly ran away quietly.
The next day, the two thieves did not give up. So he picked up a load of plums and came to the door of the family to set up a stall. Let's see what the situation is, and find out later.
After the man and woman came out, the woman stepped forward and grabbed two plums in her hand to play with, and said to the man casually: Husband, look, this is not like the two last night?
When the two thieves heard this, their souls were scattered, and they didn't even want to pick up the plums, so they ran away!
This joke is also wonderful, causing everyone to simulate holding two plums in their hands and asking: Are they the two last night? In the midst of jubilation, the taro chicken was served.
Someone coaxed Lei Wenjie to talk about one again, Lei Wenjie raised his chopsticks and said that he would eat chicken first!
This business is indeed as it should be, the soup is red but not thick, the taste is spicy but not dry, the taro is very rake, and the bite is a flour. The chicken tastes like a glutinous meat and does not jam the teeth.
Everyone stretched out their chopsticks and began to toast each other after eating for a while.
Yu Yuanming didn't drink alcohol originally, but now the environment has changed, and his face is red after drinking a few glasses of beer.
Everyone was happy, drank three rounds, and began to ask Lei Wenjie to tell jokes. Lei Wenjie was not polite, so he asked everyone very gently: Eat chicken tonight, let's talk about chicken, okay?
The meaning of chicken in contemporary China is self-evident.
Everyone applauded, so that the unknown reasons of the next few tables cast their attention one after another.
Lei Wenjie raised his hand and greeted: Everyone is quieter. Don't make noise about other people. I ask you why we Chinese call women engaged in special services chickens?
Everyone looked at each other and shook their heads. It's a difficult question!
Ravenjie flicked the ash of his cigarette and asked himself softly and clearly: Why does this chicken represent Miss? Because there is a bird next to it, and the Chinese call the male genitalia birds. For example, scolding someone for not being a good bird or scolding someone for being a birdman comes from this pictogram.
So the word chicken, you see, came a bird, and another bird. It's that she receives a lot of birds, so it's chickens!
Haha, this interpretation made everyone applaud! Some people also asked: Then why do you call the man who also does special services a duck?
It was Yu Yuanming who asked the question.
Lei Wenjie turned his head and stared at Yu Yuanming with inquiring eyes, and slowly spoke: What do you think?
Everyone is unanimous, and they can't interpret it correctly.
Lei Wenjie said: If you look at the word "duck," does it mean that there is a nail on the left and a bird on the right? Because a man in the special services may not be handsome, he may not be dashing, but he must be very capable in that regard!
As soon as these words came out, everyone suddenly realized!
I really deserve to be a graduate of the Department of Chinese!
This habit of telling pornographic jokes and meat jokes in public is actually the credit of the Taiwanese. The Taiwanese are culturally developed in this regard, and they are also very open to each other. Unknowingly, it affected Wanjia's colleagues. As a result, everyone began to imitate and practice, and gradually there was a trend of being blue. It's just that the Taiwanese are relatively obscure, and many people on the mainland can't grasp this degree, and they are often obscene.
It is said that the consultant in Taiwan once gave a riddle to the branch president: a naked woman knocked upside down. Guess a place name in Chongqing.
The boss thought about it for a long time, but he didn't know it, so he asked for help from his colleagues. So the answers came out one after another:
What a big creek ditch, both intersections came out.
The most bizarre thing is that someone actually guessed the answer: scum hole
Of course it's not. The real answer is: Chaotianmen.
Around 2000 and 2002, there was also a yellow atmosphere in society, and some jokes spread rapidly. It's all about men and women, below the navel, or breasts. Or misunderstanding, or homophony, or secrecy. In short, it's a cathartic!
In 2002, Wanjia Company issued a special document strictly prohibiting the dissemination of such low-style jokes in public places (various meetings, morning meetings, offices). The wind gradually subsided, and it was gone.
There are also people who disdain: the leaders of the headquarters play holes (golf), the leaders of the branch play waves (bowling), we can neither play holes nor dare to play waves, we can only draw ourselves (play mahjong);