Text Chapter 80: Tongue War

The house was crowded and overcrowded, Liu Bang held up a selfie stick, hugged Cheng Buzhi and said, "Old Cheng, say hello to everyone!"

Cheng Buzhi had never seen this high-end thing, his face was a little unnatural in front of the camera, he was cautious, and stumbled: "This thing really doesn't hurt people?"

"Don't worry. ”

Saying that, Liu Bang pointed like a camera aimed at Cheng Buzhi, "Let's say a few words." ”

Cheng Buzhi combed his hair, soothed his emotions, and said cautiously to the screen: "I, me, I, my name is Cheng Buzhi, welcome all envoys to Dahan!"

Barrage Jun: "It's too twisted, every man has a woman's side." ”

"Yes, but I like it. ”

On the other side, Lao Zhou had already accepted the reality of crossing, holding the small hand of a palace maid and discussing the economic development of the Han Dynasty intimately.

The three co-authors are all hooligans, two are explicit, and one is implicit, and there is no accident.

Looking at the gifts that rained down, Fang Zhang's eyes were already showing a sign of money.

He shouted: "Old iron, don't be stingy with sports cars or something, go to the Huns immediately, let everyone appreciate the different customs." As he spoke, he said to his personal palace maid: "You can quickly calculate how much money it will be for me." ”

The palace maid agreed, began to use the calculator on her mobile phone, and then said, "My lord, after deducting income tax, you can divide 25,000 yuan." ”

To say that Fang Zhang is really a talent, he actually taught the palace maid to use a mobile phone to settle accounts in a very short time.

Liu Bang said with deep disgust: "You are really a tyrannical thing, God shows love to the world, but you especially hold up an umbrella! The emperor gave you a palace maid to let you use it as an accountant!?"

Fang Zhang didn't care, "I'm your agent now, don't you understand it!"

After that, he said: "I don't like Wang Li." ”

Liu Bang is full of black lines, where have I seen agents and actors share assets equally, and after tax, "You are really a good man, I believe that you will soon become a wife control, and you will be stuck in the quagmire of a third party and unable to extricate yourself." ”

Fang Zhang suddenly, as if facing a great enemy, "Who is a third party to intervene! so bold!" co-authored in his understanding, it is a third party who has a strong relationship with him in love.

Liu Bang covered his head and said weakly: "The ...... who is not loved"

Seeing that some fans asked Lao Zhou to appear, Fang Zhang ran over with a strong step, pulled Lao Zhou and the palace maid away, and said, "Hurry up and make money!"

Lao Zhou reluctantly let go of the palace maid's hand, "Wait for me." ”

Then he stood in front of the screen, combed his clothes, pulled his hair, and said: "Hello everyone, my name is Zhou Yu, gender, male, 35 years old, unmarried, no bad habits, car driver, and part-time extra!

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Jingyang Palace.

Today's court discussion, everyone guesses that the eight or nine are not far from ten, that is, the issue of going to the Xiongnu.

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty had not yet arrived at this time, and Fang Zhang, who was in the audience, accompanied Xiao and walked among the ministers, "I am fortunate to be happy." "He's going to make a good impression. Quickly solve the old thing of Zhongxingyue.

The main battle faction was very enthusiastic and exchanged pleasantries with them.

But when it came to the side of the Lord and the faction, the heads of the ministers were as if they were about to be righteous, and they would say one word in their mouths, "Hmph!"

Most of the lords and factions were civil ministers, and at this time, several ministers were whispering around Han Anguo, and from time to time they stole their eyes and swept towards Fang Zhang.

Wang Hui leaned into Fang Zhang's ear and reminded: "Master Fang, these people want to give you a horse, but don't care, it's just a bunch of Wenchen, and you can't do big things." ”

Fang Zhang said gratefully: "Thank you." ”

In the face of the upcoming warm-up tearing war, the barrage Jun sparked controversy, Party A believes that supporting Wang Hui's point of view, combined with Fang Zhang's cultural level, is mainly guarded, and it is not easy to start a tearing war with the ministers.

Party B believes that it is necessary to tear up, retreat or let the main and faction seize the opportunity, offense is the best defense, and the anti-general army, the cultural level is not a hard injury, after all, you can brainstorm.

At this time, courtier A stepped forward and took the lead in making a difficulty, saying: "Mr. Su Wen is both civil and military, I don't know what Mr. has on Tang Wu's appointment?"

This thing is black enough, and he came up to ask such a professional question, and at this time the barrage exploded, and he pulled it down and cut it, and he was so impatient to discuss this issue in the hall.

Lao Tzu has never heard of it! As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone and looked at the barrage, only to understand that this was the Yuanhuang dispute, and the main purpose was the question of the legitimacy of the Western Han Dynasty.

However, looking at the expressions of the ministers, it is clear that in this new historical space, this issue is still being hotly debated, and they are not shy about it. And when he threw out this question, it was like asking Fang Zhang how many stars there were in the universe, it was impossible to get an answer, and his intentions could not be described as ruthless.

"The world suffers Qin, and the Han Dynasty rises up, destroying Qin and establishing the Han Dynasty. Fang Zhang said.

Courtier A smiled disdainfully when he heard this, and his momentum increased a little, "That's right, Qin people's hearts are turned back, so the world will punish them." But this is known to the world, and I would like to ask Dahan how to explain it. ”

Fang Zhang said: "Qin Annihilation is not the people's back, nor is it that my Han is not brave and good at fighting. ”

As soon as he said this, everyone's face changed, this is a rebellion!

Wen Chenjia was furious, "You are so bold, you actually defended the evil Qin above the court and slandered my ancestors' merits. "For a time, Fang Zhang was besieged.

Barrage Jun: "I can say that I can say the foreign appearance, and the whole sentence has to be read separately, and it is just right to read the meaning of rebellion." ”

Wang Hui carefully reminded, "Lord Fang, don't talk in the court." ”

Fang Zhang continued to finish the other half of the sentence, and said: "It's because of the divine right of the monarch!"

As soon as he said this, the court was quiet, and courtier B asked, "What is the divine right of kings?" ”

Fang Zhang continued: "The throne is given by heaven. ”

Courtier C, "What explanation?"

Fang Zhang shook off his cuffs and walked in a square direction: "Rao Shun gave way, not casually, but decided by God, King Wu of Zhou, it is not a usurpation, but God will let you give way, in the same way, Qin Annihilation, it's just that God let him give way to my big man!"

Saying that, the military attache clapped his hands and praised, "Lord Fang understands it profoundly, and he is worthy of my talent as a man." ”

After Lao Tzu said this today, I am afraid that the real pillars of your Han will not be happy in the future, and you will be kicked out of the examination room, and you will be punished with plagiarism, and you will basically say goodbye to bicycles in the next life.

The courtier Ding continued to ask, "Then why did you choose me as a big man?" ”

Fang Zhang is helpless, you dare to ask the bottom of the big man who was an old man 2000 years ago, you will already be in the market.

Heaven believes that only the virtue of Gaozu can enable the people of the world to live and work in peace and contentment. ”

Fang Zhang's answer was once again astonishing! And it was so impeccable. And there is another metaphor here that Liu Che's ascension to the throne is also destined by God! But as everyone knows, Fang Zhang is the porter of theory, and his only advantage is to listen to fans.

The courtiers still wanted to speak, but they were stopped by Han Anguo, and as soon as the connoisseur made a move, he knew if there was any, and with the divine authority of the monarch, he was not an opponent. It is the key to save energy at the most critical moment, but he still said: "We should focus on state affairs, and we should not fight over words." ”

Of course Fang Zhang is not panicking, Lao Tzu is not fighting alone, you can throw away crooked reasoning and heresies casually, and I can straighten it out for you.

While speaking, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty went to court, first of all, regular court discussions, daily warm-ups, and at this time, the ministers in the audience watched in private, they knew this little emperor too well, and today they were going to talk about the expedition.

The most important thing is that this kid who fell from the sky is too powerful, and at this time, the civilian clique is like a great enemy, and it is resolute not to let the court pass it.

Sure enough, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty changed his words and said: "Since the founding of the Han Dynasty, the Xiongnu have repeatedly invaded, plundered my wealth, robbed my population, and Gaozu Lu Hou has suffered humiliation, and now, my Han Dynasty is prosperous, and I have a few generals, the Xiongnu problem is like a pus, sooner or later it will be broken, I don't know what you mean." ”

Before the words fell, Han Anguo, led by the Lord and faction, stood up, "The minister thinks it's inappropriate. ”

Liu Che pursed his lips, gave Fang Zhang a look, and whispered, "him." ”

Fang Zhang quietly took out his mobile phone, "Old Tie, it's up to you whether you can start a war with the Huns." ”

This can be said to be another precedent for creating a live broadcast, the development of the plot is determined by the audience, and it is extremely interactive, but today there are some uninvited guests in the live broadcast room, those keyboard warriors under the guise of experts and scholars, keep making critical remarks in the barrage, and even maliciously swipe the screen.

Looking at the messy barrage, Fang Zhang Khan came down, hurry up and find a way!

Seeing Fang Zhang's words, Wang Hui took a step forward, "The minister thinks that the time is ripe at this time. ”

"Mature?Then let me ask you, where are the Huns?How do we find them?How to fight this battle?" Han Anguo asked three times in a row.

After that, he continued: "Since Gaozu, the Han Dynasty has adopted intermarriage, and the Xiongnu have repeatedly violated the border, but on the whole there is no big problem, and a war with the Xiongnu will inevitably damage our strength, and I will have a war with the Xiongnu, but not now." ”

Unexpectedly, Han Anguo threw out such a good reason, and Wang Hui was speechless for a while.

On the other hand, Liu Bang adopted a simple and crude method, regardless of the risk of violating the rules, and blocked people on a large scale. Soon the barrage returned to normal again, ready for battle.

After getting the correct answer, Fang Zhang stepped forward, "The minister has something to say." ”

Han Anguo snorted, he had already said that the words were dead, and the divine authority of the monarch was still a theory in the end. But this is the use of soldiers, and the three questions he threw out, but it is a real objective existence, and you just say that it is useless to break the sky. Said contemptuously: "I would like to listen to Lord Fang's high opinions." ”

"What General Han Lao said is that the Xiongnu belong to the nomadic people, not to mention whether they can be found, even if they travel a long distance and the journey is tiring, the morale of the army will drop a lot, and the combat effectiveness will be greatly affected. ”

Hearing that the faces of the main battle factions changed, the corners of Han Anguo's mouth raised slightly, and he secretly said that Fang Zhang knew the current affairs, and they could play happily together in the future.

Barrage Jun: "Who sent it, how can there be any fish that slipped through the net, hurry up and seal it!"

"Second male, can you go over your head when you speak?"

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The lord and his ministers said: "In this case, we should continue to maintain a friendly policy, and when our Han national strength is flourishing, we are thinking about the expedition." ”

Liu Che also couldn't understand what he was doing.

Before the words fell, Fang Zhang's words changed, "However, why should we go to them?"

"What do you mean?" said Han An.

"Lure the Huns into the net, and we catch turtles in the urn!"

Han Anguo said contemptuously: "How?"

Fang Zhang walked up to Wang Hui, "General Wang, I wonder if you have a friend named Nie Yi?"

Wang Hui looked surprised, and secretly asked how this kid knew, so he replied, "That's right." ”

"He's doing well in the border trade business, as far as I know, his relationship with Shan Yu is very iron, I think it's better to let him convince Shan Yu. ”

As soon as he said this, Wang Hui suddenly said, "Yes, why didn't I think of it!"

Han Anguo was still so disdainful, and said, "Where?"

"Ma Yi!" Fang Zhang replied without hesitation.

Emperor Wu of Han let out a sigh of relief, and finally returned to the topic, and asked, "What does the general mean?"

"Shan Yu has coveted Mayi for a long time, so he asked Nie Yi to find Shan Yu, falsely claiming that he colluded, beheaded the county order of Mayi, and gave up all the wealth and population of the county. Monarchs and ministers are insatiable in greed, and they will inevitably fall into the scheme. ”

Wang Hui thought for a while, and then wonderful, "No problem! ”

After that, Fang Zhang looked at Han Anguo, "Lord Han, where you said, how to find it, and how to fight have all been solved."

Han Anguo was shocked, but he didn't expect Fang Zhangyi to solve all the problems on the phone, and it was very feasible.

Of course, the Lord and the faction at the head refused to sit idly by, "How do you think it can be done." ”

"How can we know? No, it's a big deal for us to continue to maintain the policy of peace and proximity, and pay tribute. ”

After that, he said: "If this matter is successful, the Han will go deep into the hinterland, go straight to the Yellow Dragon, recapture what we have lost, and use our swords and guns to let the Huns always remember a word." ”

"What?"

Fang Zhang paused for a moment to raise the atmosphere, and then said in a deep voice, "Those who offend me as a strong man will be punished even if they are far away!"

Weng, His Royal Highness exclaimed, this sentence is too domineering!

Saying that, His Royal Highness shouted, "If you offend me as a strong man, you will be punished even if you are far away!"

The atmosphere reached its peak.

Han Anguo was speechless, and Liu Che was overjoyed, "Then it's decided, I want to personally recruit and worship Fang Zhang as a general." ”

Han Anguo was furious, "How can the emperor personally conquer, have you forgotten about Gaozu?"

Hearing this, Liu Che was reluctant, and his face changed, "What do you mean, you will be defeated before you go on the expedition?"

Han Anguo saw that the emperor turned his face and stopped talking, Liu Che snorted and said, "Please, General Fang arranges the matter." ”

Fang Zhang took the seal and walked to the front of the stage, "All the soldiers listen to the order." ”

The military attachΓ©s on one side clasped their fists at the same time and said in unison: "Generals." ”

"Lao Zhou, you and the two generals Li Guang and Gongsun He led the main army to ambush near Mayi, and when the enemy army is discovered, it will be annihilated immediately!"

"Don't worry!"

The other two replied in unison, "No!"

Wang Hui and Li Xi led more than 30,000 people out of Dai County, attacked the Xiongnu's baggage from the flank and cut off their retreat, and completely annihilated the main force of the Xiongnu in one fell swoop. ”

"No!"

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After the layout was completed, a word was swiped on the barrage, and the barrage gentleman: "Read it out with feelings!"

Although Fang Zhang was embarrassed, he still said: "After I finish speaking, who is in favor and who is against." ”

Before the words fell, Han Anguo said: "I am against it." ”

Barrage Jun: "Pump him." ”

Fang Zhang slapped Han Anguo with his backhand without hesitation, and the beating in front of the emperor in the main hall was unprecedented, and the unprepared Han Anguo was directly drawn to His Royal Highness and rolled on the ground several times before stopping.

At the same time, the barrage 666

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