Fang Zhang was lying on the ground with one foot upturned, humming a little song in his mouth, enjoying the hard-won tranquility.

Lao Zhou lay on the bed and fell asleep, but he was tossed enough for half a day. Suddenly, he sat up from the bed and exclaimed, "Don't chase me!"

After a long time, he seemed to realize that he had earned it, looked at Fang Zhang and Liu Bang, and let out a sigh, "Hey, you sent me home? I'm really embarrassed to drink too much, I thought I really returned to the Han Dynasty, it turned out to be a dream." So saying, one lay down and fell asleep again.

The co-author of this product has not yet accepted reality.

Liu Bang is still live broadcasting, "Old iron, there's nothing wrong with it!"

At this time, the screen is full of 666 barrages, extremely real fights, and terrifying bloodshed, which makes fans' adrenal glands be greatly stimulated, not to mention anything else, the scene of the brawl in front of the palace is already comparable to any domestic martial arts drama.

"Ask for a location. ”

"Ask for an autograph, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty is too handsome, although he has not been on the scene for a long time, he is definitely the finishing touch, and he loves and hates clearly. ”

"Indeed, he made the right choice at the critical moment, if he intercepted Bang Bang, the consequences would be unimaginable. ”

"Hey, what do you think, we have the aura of the protagonist. ”

"That's just as well. ”

"Li Guang is also good, and Cheng doesn't know. ”

"The most handsome is the big tall one!666. ”

"Yes, is that person Xiang Yu!"

"What Xiang Yu, Xiang Yu was already dead at that time!"

"Hey, Bang Bang, you've been skewering all this play, you're a little bit of a gentleman! ”

Fans did not hesitate to press their fingers, and of course, praise was indispensable for criticism, such as, "I think that passerby A is really funny so far, and he almost caused Bang Bang." ”

"It's just, it's too contrived, it's too fake, where can you still live if you have a knife stuck in it!"

"It's a failure, the biggest failure, Bang Bang, that tease has lived for 2 episodes, and he must not be allowed to appear in episode 4!"

......

Liu Bang covered his mobile phone, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh, if Fang Zhang saw the mobile phone, he would have to fall.

But Fang Zhang, if you want to praise him, he may miss it, but this scolding is always very timely, and at this time he is staring at the phone screen with a blushing face.

Liu Bang's heart sank, and he immediately switched to the balance page, pointed to the balance of N 0s behind 2 inside, and whispered: "Food and clothing parents, it's nothing to scold two sentences!"

"He's not scolding you!"

"Hey, you're only watching thieves eat meat and not watching thieves get beaten!"

"For the sake of money, spare your life. ”

As he spoke, a group of eunuchs in tall hats and palace maids dressed in green silk came in with small steps, each holding a tray with some clothes and pastries on it.

The eunuch at the head said: "A few adults, the emperor knows a few tired, and he gives some clothes and food. ”

Fang Zhang hurriedly stood up and said politely: "Oh, how embarrassing this is." ”

If you want to say that Liu Bang still has a style, he waved his hand and said, "I know, step down." ”

"Yes. Saying that, he retreated to the door, but the palace maids stayed, and walked to the three people respectively, at this time, a palace maid came over, knelt on the ground and carefully held up a piece of pastry, and handed it to Fang Zhang, "My lord, you use it slowly." ”

Fang Zhang turned his head and looked, hey acquaintance, the queen mother's personal palace maid, "The old lady is not serving?"

The palace maid bowed her head and said, "The queen mother has a will, and I will stay by my lord's side to serve my lord in the future." ”

"It's not good......"

Liu Bang smiled evilly and quipped: "Okay, your right hand will be liberated tonight! ”

Fang Zhang said angrily: "Get out of the way, how do you feel with someone who is thousands of years older than you!"

"My big man has died a long time ago, don't worry about that, in the end, you still don't have the guts!"

"Cut, you have the guts, you have the guts, you live broadcast the bed!"

......

Obviously, the palace maid didn't understand what the two said, and handed a piece of dim sum to Fang Zhang, "My lord, use it slowly." ”

Fang Zhang sat down cross-legged, looked at the palace maid and said: "I said, can you wash your face, why do you have to paste a layer of putty on a very beautiful foundation, and whether the lipstick can be applied evenly, a red dot thought that Ru Mao drank blood, looked at the seepage, and quickly washed it." ”

The palace maid said yes and left.

Liu Bang glanced at Fang Zhang, and sighed: "Village cannon!" and then said to the palace maid who served him: "You are like this, it's good!"

Fang Zhang rubbed his head while eating snacks, I always felt that there was something I didn't do this time? Suddenly he was a spirit, but no! Damn, Zhongxingyue didn't clean up! What are you doing by yourself!

He immediately came to Liu Bang's side, "Think of a way for us." ”

Liu Bang said: "What can I do, the master has led the door to practice personally, how to convince the emperor is your own business." ”

"My level of education is second only to illiteracy, what can I say. "Fang Zhang is difficult.

"You're not as illiterate!"

While speaking, a eunuch walked in and said, "Xuan, Lord Fang enters the hall." ”

Fang Zhang was stunned for a moment, why did he announce me alone? Wouldn't he be ready to break them one by one! He looked at Liu Bang, Liu Bang nodded lightly, indicating that it was okay.

While speaking, all the palace maids came up, and when they came up, they were about to take off Fang Zhang's clothes, Fang Zhang was shocked, "What are you doing, are you going to sleep now?"

The palace maids blushed and explained, "Change clothes for adults." ”

Liu Bang said: "You don't have a small appetite!"

Soon, Fang Zhang wore a high crown on his head, wore a white robe, pulled up his cuffs, looked at himself back and forth, and said with a little dissatisfaction: "How can this dress be the same as filial piety, it's too plain." ”

Liu Bang is too lazy to take care of him now, "Go quickly, you won't be able to catch the second bus if you don't go." ”

"You haven't told me what to say yet!"

Liu Bang said to the mobile phone: "Old Tie, our male number two is going to face the saint, please brainstorm for him!" said and threw the mobile phone to Fang Zhang, "Look at the barrage, pick up the useful ones." ”

Fang Zhang blackened, "I don't know which one is useful!"

As soon as he went out, the eunuch seemed to remember something, and said apologetically: "The emperor has brought a knife to meet him." Fang Zhang ran back impatiently and straddled Tang Dao around his waist, "Let's go, what else do you need to bring?" ”

Obviously, Fang Zhang didn't realize what it meant for the emperor to let him bring a knife to meet him.

On the way, Fang Zhang pressed a high crown of head, like a turtle, jumped up and down in the palace, suddenly stopped at a suspension bridge, and was about to cross the bridge, the eunuch's face was black, and he hurriedly pulled the house seal, and said: "My lord, it can't be done here, this is the queen's bedroom." ”

......

The eunuch directly introduced Fang Zhang into the bedroom of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and at this time, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was holding a sword, gesturing in place, and saw Fang Zhang coming up first.

I watched the costume TV series Fang Zhang, and immediately knelt on the ground, and before the words behind "Knock on the emperor and my emperor's ......" were not spoken, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty helped Fang Zhang up, "No need to be polite, go into the house and talk." He shook his hand at the eunuch, and the eunuch council closed the door from the outside.

After entering the house, Liu Che invited Fang Zhang to the table under the stage, "Please!"

After sitting down, Fang Zhang carefully put the mobile phone on the table, adjusted the angle, looked at the extremely aggressive language, and took a long breath.

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty also returned to the stage and said: "Mr. is brave, invincible, and able to call the wind and rain, I think a few people should not just be businessmen." But a few people are not enemies of the big Han, so it is better to say the purpose of the trip. "Emperor Wu of Han is not a verbose person, he likes to get straight to the point.

And Fang Zhang, a man who thinks from the neck down, will not be verbose at all, "Since the emperor said it bluntly, then I only said that I was looking for a person named Zhongxingyue to seek revenge this time." ”

Hearing this, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was stunned for a moment, and then laughed and said: "Zhongxing Yue is a Hun military division, not to mention the three, even with the strength of the Han Dynasty, I am afraid that it will be difficult to achieve it at this time." ”

At this time, Fang Zhang looked at the barrage, and someone said: "This kid wants to persuade Emperor Wu of Han to attack the Huns!"

"This kid is playing big!"

"Why isn't Bang Bang coming?"

"Okay, let's not talk about it, help him, persuade Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and make contributions to our state!"

"Okay, everyone listen to my command now, don't swipe the screen, the house managers are working!"

Looking at the barrage, Fang Zhang's face was pale, and he was playing soy sauce together.

Saying that, a normal barrage began to appear inside, and Emperor Wu of Han looked at Fang Zhang without speaking, and said, "Sir?"

Fang Zhangyi raised his eyes and said: "Since the founding of the Han Dynasty, the Han Dynasty has recuperated, although it is strong, there is still a certain gap between the Han Dynasty and the Xiongnu......"

These words are actually not what Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty wants to hear, he is a complete main battle faction, in fact, he now wants to listen to Fang Zhang's reason to persuade himself, to attack the Huns, and he is ashamed.

In this space, in the first battle of Dongou Kingdom, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty ordered Wei Qing to transfer troops in a festive battle, and won a complete victory, but he did not get the approval of the old lady, but held the military power more tightly, and the problem of treating the Xiongnu was still a reluctance and pro-friendly policy of sending women to buy peace.

"How did that gentleman succeed?" asked Emperor Wu of Han.

Fang Zhang rubbed his head and said embarrassedly: "It's up to you." ”

I misread the barrage just now, it was a popular science barrage...... No culture, you can look foreign at any time.

"But, didn't Sir just say that you can't fight?" Emperor Wu of Han said a little puzzled.

Fang Zhang looked at the barrage and said, "Actually, we still have a chance." As he spoke, he placed his saber on the table.

When Emperor Wu of Han heard this, his eyes lit up, he looked at the saber on the table and said, "Sir, you mean to be able to solve the problem of weapons?"

The barrage inside said: "What a stupidity, why do you have so many small actions! What kind of knife are you holding, the problem of the knife edge was solved only after Zhang Qian returned from the Western Regions, and you made Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty misunderstand! Say Ma Yi, Ma Yi! Attract the Xiongnu into Ma Yi!"

Fang Zhang didn't know what Ma Yi was at all, and thought it was something similar to a saddle!

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty couldn't wait to take the knife and pull it from the scabbard, looked at the black blade, and was full of praise, "With this weapon, our army will be able to win a great victory." ”

Fang Zhang knew that he had messed up again, so he simply played freely and said, "Your Majesty, I'm afraid this won't work, I only have one knife of this kind." ”

"What is the forging method of that gentleman? I will definitely use the strength of the great man to forge this sword, attack the Huns, and relieve my husband's worries." ”

Fang Zhang shook his head, "Not yet." ”

"So what do we do?"

Fang Zhang turned his almost rusty brain, "I can't solve the problem of the blade, but I can solve the problem of the Hun army's armor and ensure that my saber is killed!"

Barrage, "I'm starting to brag again, why are you!" Fang Zhang directly buckled the phone, and the damn one was to face the wall.

Emperor Wu of Han had already paid attention to this thing, and said, "Sir, this is?"

"Cell phone. Fang Zhang said casually.

"Oh. ”

Emperor Wu of Han himself didn't understand why, he clearly didn't know what it was.

......

Emperor Wu of Han returned to the topic just now and said, "Really!"

"Seriously!"

Emperor Wu of Han was a little excited, and said: "That's great, there are a few gentlemen, the attack on the Xiongnu will definitely win!, but it will take a while to prepare, but it doesn't matter, I have already arranged a place for a few of them, and they can recuperate with peace of mind during this period." ”

This preparation will take a few years, Fang Zhang can't wait, at this time the popular science is almost over, Fang Zhang decided to cut to the point, and said: "Your Majesty, why do we want to go deep into the thousands of miles of Fudi?

"What do you mean?"

"Mayi is a place coveted by the Xiongnu, so it is better to design and introduce the Xiongnu army here. Then he made a gesture to wipe his neck.

When Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty heard this, he muttered the name of Ma Yi several times, and then got up from his seat and said, "I don't know if Mr. has a detailed explanation?"

Fang Zhang leaned over to Emperor Wu of Han and said slowly.......

After a long time, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty excitedly shook Fang Zhang's hand, Mr., why don't I worry about the trouble of the Huns. After that, he said: "Tomorrow in the court, I still need Mr. to convince all the courtiers!"

"No problem!"

After his play was finished, Fang Zhang realized a problem, that is, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty had no military power! And Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty seemed to read Fang Zhang's thoughts, took out a box, opened it, and inside was a bronze tiger, a tiger talisman.