Chapter 397: Beat Zhu Bajie!
Chapter 397 of the text beats Zhu Bajie!
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Chapter 397
The fairy world live broadcast room has just been upgraded, and the fans of the fairy family haven't figured out the situation at all, and they are confused. In the live broadcast room, Dongge's website home has just been successfully built, so it is empty, except for the popular personal homepage of automatic ranking!
As a result, everyone flocked to the top-ranking profiles. Tang Seng's master and apprentice, Chang'e Fairy's, especially Tang Seng and others' personal homepage traffic skyrocketed!
"Holy monk, are you still alive, tell me quickly, tell me quickly, what is the Heavenly Demon Realm like, hurry up, send us some pictures of the Heavenly Demon Realm!" Dong Yong left a message behind Tang Seng's personal status.
"Holy monk, do the Heavenly Demons eat meat sandwich buns and stinky tofu? Do you think this is good, I ask you to be the general agent of the Heavenly Demon Realm for the 'Barefoot Great Immortal Meat Sandwich Bun and Stinky Tofu'! Barefoot Daise's business acumen is getting better and better!
"Holy monk, haven't you only been to the Heavenly Demon Realm for seven days?
Dong Yong and others are all keeping pace with the times, and they soon know how to use the new version of the live broadcast room!
"Are you trapped in the Confusion Space?" this is Taishang Laojun's message.
Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Seng all complained on their personal homepages. Only Little White Dragon and Sun Wukong did not move. In addition, everyone found that they could only communicate with Tang monks and apprentices through their personal homepage, and the original private chat and video chat were restricted. That is to say, across the two worlds of the fairy world and the heavenly demon world, at present, you can only communicate in the form of a message through guò's personal homepage.
Of course, except for Zhang Xiaodong! Because Zhang Xiaodong has already successfully connected with Tang Seng's video! Trapped in a 500-fold chaotic space, although only seven days have passed in the outside world, Tang Seng and the others have been in it for nearly ten years! Not only Tang Seng, but also Zhu Bajie is going crazy!
"Brother Dong, please, poor monk, let me go back!"
Looking at Tang Seng's miserable appearance, to be honest, Zhang Xiaodong was moved by compassion. But as soon as Zhang Xiaodong connected to the video call of Tang Seng in the Heavenly Demon Realm, a system prompt rang again!
"Ding! Congratulations to the anchor Dongge for connecting to the Heavenly Demon Realm for the first time. ”
"Ding! The system restricts, before the end of the scriptures, Tang monks and apprentices are not allowed to return to the fairy world!"
"Ding!The Heavenly Demon Purification Function has been upgraded to another level!" And what surprised Zhang Xiaodong the most was the last hint.
"Ding! For the members of the Immortal Family who are in the Heavenly Demon Realm, the system turns on the space radar function! Space radar level 1, it can comprehensively detect the chaotic space within a radius of 300 times within a kilometer, and fuzzy detection of the chaotic space below 500 times!"
Zhang Xiaodong was stunned for a long time. I thought that the newly opened permissions of the system were gone, but I didn't expect some to pop up in the Heavenly Demon Realm in a row. Zhang Xiaodong didn't know what it meant for the Tang Empire to be able to detect a chaotic space of less than 500 times! But at this moment, Zhang Xiaodong's stunned expression was all in Tang Seng's eyes.
"Brother Dong, Shangxian! You, you shouldn't be able to recognize the poor monk, right? I, I'm Tang Seng!" Tang Seng was anxious. He thought Zhang Xiaodong couldn't recognize him. In ten years, Tang Seng's beard and hair are longer than those of the barefoot immortals!
To be honest, if he hadn't clicked on Tang Seng's name in the fan list to come in, Zhang Xiaodong really couldn't believe that this was Tang Seng!
"Ahem, you can recognize it!" Zhang Xiaodong hurriedly returned.
"Don't say anything, hurry up and send the poor monk back! Back then, the Buddha's bastard pit the poor monk for more than ten years, and you are even more ruthless!" Tang Seng wiped his tears. As he spoke, Tang Seng stood up even more, walked around the chaotic space he was in, and said, "Ten years! Ten years, Brother Dong's immortal! You see, the poor monk has stayed in this place of less than forty square meters for ten years!
"Six people, forty square meters! Less than seven square meters per person, Brother Dong! It's not so ruthless to go to prison!"
"And the two of them!" After being trapped for ten years, the holy monk seemed to have turned into a chatter. The holy monk walked up to Zhu Bajie and another sloppy man, and pointed at the two, "And the two of them!
The holy monk walked to the little white dragon again, and pointed at the little white dragon, "And Xiaobai! I know how to cultivate! 500 times the space, I don't even know where your optimism comes from!"
"And you!" Seeing that the sand monk was smirking, the holy monk's fire came up, "I don't like to chat with you the most! I'm afraid of Alzheimer's disease if I talk too much!"
"Okay, okay holy monk!!" Zhang Xiaodong couldn't cry or laugh. It seems that Tang Seng is really suffocated.
As soon as Zhang Xiaodong's words were finished, he heard Zhu Bajie sigh lightly, "Huh, can you buy mutton skewers?" Then, more than ten strings of Dong Yong brand mutton skewers appeared out of thin air in Zhu Bajie's hands!
Dong Yong's ability to accept new things is quite strong, Zhang Xiaodong thought in his heart. I didn't expect to understand it after such a while, and put the mutton skewers on the shelves of Dongge Mall! But the next moment Zhang Xiaodong was frightened.
I saw Tang Seng and the others who were trapped in the chaotic space stunned for a moment, then sniffed lightly, and then turned their heads to look at Zhu Bajie suddenly! That look was almost like eating people! Finally, Tang Seng and the other two natives of the Heavenly Demon Realm who didn't know each other, Sha Seng, and even the little white dragon all rushed over! Crackling, bang, bang!
"Okay, you dead pig's head! Eat with something hidden for the teacher on your back!" Tang Seng punched and kicked and snatched several strings. Then he hid in a corner like a thief, and slammed it into his mouth like he was hungry. During the period, I also took a look behind to see if anyone came to grab it! And after eating, the tongue of the holy monk added to the bamboo skewers of the mutton skewers, and Zhang Xiaodong, who licked it, felt that his scalp was numb!
"Second Senior Brother can't help it! My old Sha is too hungry! I just want a bunch!" Sha Seng slapped Zhu Bajie in the face with a big mouth, grabbed a bunch and ran away.
The little white dragon didn't speak, kicked it, grabbed two strings and ran to another corner.
"After all, I'm also your master's eldest brother, don't blame me!" One of them, an indigenous heavenly demon like a beggar, also grabbed a bunch of punches.
What made Zhang Xiaodong break out in a cold sweat the most was the last big man. An axe slammed into Zhu Bajie's face, and directly swept Zhu Bajie away. "Hehe, there's still a bunch!" took the last string from Zhu Bajie, who was beaten half to death, this big man didn't even want a plate axe, threw it on the ground, and directly skewered it! Zhang Xiaodong saw with his own eyes that the bamboo sticks of the mutton skewers that the big man was making were sparkling!
It's terrible!!Zhang Xiaodong was about to be scared to pee. No wonder those naturalized heavenly demons say that the heavenly demon realm is a place where people eat people! For the sake of ten skewers of mutton, these guys beat Zhu Bajie to death!
At this moment, Zhu Bajie was lying on the ground, his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and his eyes couldn't be opened. "Paralyzed......! Give me back...... Give me back the lamb skewers......! Want...... Eat yourselves...... Buy it yourself!!buy it!"
Ten years, too long! Tang Seng and others almost forgot about the live broadcast room, let alone the new version of the live broadcast room. Only Zhu Bajie bought mutton skewers for the first time, but tragically Tang Seng and others mistakenly thought that they had been privately hidden before, so they were beaten violently!