Chapter 398: Are You Going Home?
Chapter 398 of the text is going home?
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Chapter 398
After eating the stolen mutton skewers, the holy monk turned his head and grabbed Zhu Bajie's ear. "Bajie, you confess honestly, do you have any private goods?
Several other people also had bright eyes and surrounded Zhu Bajie.
"Ah, I'll rub it, okay, okay! Don't make trouble, Bajie has been beaten into a pig's head by you!" Zhang Xiaodong hurriedly stopped. "That's not Bajie's private collection, it's Bajie just bought! If you're hungry, go buy it quickly! Oh my God, you crazy people!"
Needless to say, the next moment! The holy monk began to sweep the goods!
"Eat slowly!Ahhh
"Brother Dong, you don't know, we ran out of food in the first year we came in! I have been hungry for nine years! If it weren't for the poor monk's affection, I would have slaughtered Bajie and Xiaobai a long time ago!" Tang Seng complained. "In the past few years, when I see them, I think of fragrant pork and horse meat!"
"Yes, Brother Dong, Master, his eyes lit up when he looked at Xiao Bai and Second Senior Brother at night!" "Several times, I almost couldn't help but cut meat on the second senior brother to make skewers to eat!"
"Holy monk, I was defeated by you! It seems that the most pitiful person in the past few years is the Eight Precepts!" Zhang Xiaodong was speechless.
Look at Zhu Bajie at this time, where does he care about what Zhang Xiaodong says. A large pile of meat buns and donkey meat were thrown on the ground, and ten or ten of them were thrown into their mouths! The wine bought from Dongge Mall was filled with pots and pots.
Zhang Xiaodong glanced at the little white dragon and the sand monk again. "Xiaobai, it's only been ten years, where is your bottom line? And Sha Seng! Even you, an honest person, have changed! Is the Heavenly Demon Realm really that terrifying?"
The little white dragon put down the half-bitten meat bun, and hurriedly took a sip of wine to press it, "burp~~" and then a full burp appeared.
"......" Zhang Xiaodong smiled bitterly, is this still a little white dragon?
"Brother Dong's immortal, in fact, this can't be regarded as the bottom line. It can only be said that in this case, everyone really can't care so much. "Don't look at how much trouble we make, but we know it in our hearts." And staying in this place for more than ten years, playing around is also a way to kill boredom. ”
Saying that, the little white dragon sighed, "But we are still like this, we can imagine what kind of life the natives in the Heavenly Demon Realm lived. We can't stand it for ten years, and if they don't pay attention, it's a lifetime!"
"yes," the others sighed. In the Heavenly Demon Realm, killing each other and devouring eighty percent of each other takes place in the chaotic space!
"Ahh
"Oh yes, handsome face;!" Thinking of the handsome face, the holy monk turned around and picked up the board axe of the native man, "Bite Brother Jin, borrow your axe to shave!"
"......" Zhang Xiaodong has a black line. I was about to tell Tang Seng that he couldn't go back, but when he heard the three words of Brother Jin, Zhang Xiaodong was stunned.
"By the way, Holy Monk, who are those two people?" Zhang Xiaodong asked. Ten years, Tang Seng and the others actually lived with the two Heavenly Demon natives for ten years! And just now Zhang Xiaodong saw Tang Seng take the initiative to hand the two of them food, and called a big brother to come! But as soon as they got the food, the two of them ran to the root of the wall and squatted to eat, as if the sky fell and they didn't care about their business!
"They?" the holy monk wiped his mouth, "Come! Brother Dong, let me introduce you! This is the First Emperor of the Ages, Yushu Linfeng, Wenzhi Martial Arts, Eloquence and Strategy, and ......"
"Paralyzed, do you say it or not!" Zhang Xiaodong scolded with a smile. A down-and-out native, like a begging native, you give me so many adjectives!
"Okay, okay, I said!" Tang Seng wiped his cold sweat, "This is my eldest brother, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, Li Shimin! The one in the other corner is my eldest brother's fierce generals, Lu Guogong, Cheng Biting Jin!"
Who!!Li Shimin?
When he heard the name, Zhang Xiaodong was frightened. At this moment, Zhang Xiaodong's eyes widened! These two foodies who were squatting in the corners of the wall were Tang Taizong Li Shimin and Lu Guogong Cheng biting Jin? It was cold! It was absolutely cold! Looking at Li Shimin and Cheng Biting Jin, two legendary figures, and looking at these two guys who looked like they were asking for food, Zhang Xiaodong was speechless for a long time.
At this time, Li Shimin was squatting in a corner of the chaotic space, with his head facing inward, eating donkey meat and burning it, while beware of others coming to rob it! Cheng Biting Jin was not much better, hiding in another corner and squatting and nibbling on the meat sandwich bun!
Zhang Xiaodong smiled bitterly, this pair of monarchs and ministers are too miserable in the Heavenly Demon Realm!
Li Shimin and Cheng Yanjin's cultivation is no better than that of Tang monks and apprentices, they are really hungry! When they just grabbed the mutton skewers, they used all their strength to eat milk. If it weren't for Tang Seng, Li Shimin and Cheng Yanjin would have hung up in the past ten years! At this moment, they who are hungry and crazy, how can they care about what Zhang Xiaodong and the others are saying.
Seeing that Li Shimin was only concerned about eating, Tang Seng patted Li Shimin's shoulder.
"Don't make trouble! Eat your own food!" Li Shimin pulled Tang Seng's hand away and continued to eat.
"......" Tang Seng smiled awkwardly at Zhang Xiaodong in the picture, and patted Li Shimin's shoulder again, "Big brother, Brother Dong is coming to take us back to the fairy world!"
Suddenly, Li Shimin, who was squatting in the corner, moved his ears, and the movements in his hands stopped directly. Without looking back, Li Shimin's eyes straightened! "Brother Yu, do you say it again? Who is coming? Where are you going?"
"...... again! Tang Seng has said at least how many times just now! It's just that this thing is crazy hungry, and he doesn't care about anything, and he can't listen to anything!
"I said, Brother Dong's immortal has come to take us back to the fairy world!"
As soon as the words fell, Li Shimin's tears flowed down in a big stream! The donkey meat burned down the ground! Are you going home? Are you finally going home?
Turning his head suddenly, Li Shimin hugged Tang Seng and cried bitterly! "Royal brother, don't say anything! Big brother will go with you!" Li Shimin snorted and cried, "Don't do it! Don't want anything, big brother won't be an emperor anymore." In this life, you will never want to get rid of your big brother again!"
"Big brother doesn't expect to be able to eat such delicious things every day, just eat one meal a month!" Li Shimin hugged Tang Seng and asked softly, "Can you do it?"
Tang Seng felt the pain of his eldest brother and nodded deeply, "Yes!"
"Good brother!" Li Shimin hugged Tang Seng tighter, and said in Tang Seng's ear, "Royal brother, in fact, you don't have to eat once a month, just once a half-year! Don't be like this time, starve your eldest brother for nine years!"