Chapter 69: Mine, Mine, All Mine!
Fang Zhang's face was full of incredulity, "What are you looking for him, do you want to die before you can get out of the school?"
Liu Bang waved his hand, "It's okay, he didn't recover his memory, but his skills have not diminished, and the system that cooperates with you will definitely be like a tiger, you are lucky to be able to see with your own eyes the courage of pulling out the mountain and covering the world." ”
Fang Zhang sighed, "Don't be so special to sell cuteness to Lao Tzu when the time comes!"
Liu Bang cut off, "You'll know when the time comes." ”
At this time, Liu Bang took out his mobile phone and aimed it at himself, "Lao Tie, brush a plane today, and I will take you back to the Han Dynasty to fight the Huns tomorrow!"
It's on the air again.
Fang Zhang rubbed his head, looked at the screen, and couldn't help but marvel that the single-digit audience actually brushed out foul language all over the screen, especially stupid B, and the two adjectives of bragging are particularly dominant on the screen.
Fang Zhang gave a thumbs up and said: "It is worthy of the body of an emperor, and he is so calm when he is scolded like this." ”
Liu Bang continued the live broadcast and said into the mobile phone: "It's still the same sentence, if you brush a plane, I will give you a miracle." ”
The word braggart once again dominates the screen.
Fang Zhang covered his head and said: "I can see it, the main group for this live broadcast is trolls, I said Lao Liu, forget it." ”
"What do you know!" As he spoke, there was really a plane flying on the screen, Liu Bang's eyes lit up, and he said excitedly: "Thank you Lao Tie for sending the plane, let's see you at this time tomorrow!"
There is really money to give!Fang Zhang was surprised.
After blowing for a while, Liu Bang said: "Ladies and gentlemen, see you tomorrow!"
As soon as Liu Bang's mobile phone rang, "Okay, okay, right away, right away, plus the service fee, a total of 220 yuan." ”
My day, I brushed it myself!
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Studios
At this time, the place is already full of people, and the security guards of the year are gone, and if they are not mistaken, they should still be on their way from Mars to Earth.
The film and television city is still crowded, and the popularity of watching wild stars is still unabated. After looking for a long time, I didn't see the carriage, and it should have been banned since the window throwing incident.
The two of them stretched their waists on Xiang Yu from afar.
As soon as the director started, one person slammed the water tank with pickles on the actor's head, and stopped when the water tank approached the actor. After that, Xiang Yu rushed over to replace the actor, and after that, he only heard a snap, the water tank shattered, Xiang Yu fell down immediately, and then the actor came up again.
"Click" the director called a stop.
Xiang Yu got up and shook the ceramic slag on his head.
The crew reached a towel and said, "It's okay." ”
Xiang Yu said in a simple voice: "It's okay." Said another crew: "Old Zhou, hurry." ”
"Okay. Xiang Yu agreed and ran over quickly.
Xiang Yu walked quickly towards the other crew, and didn't forget to say to this side: "The old rule is to transfer money." ”
"Gotcha!" said the other side.
Xiang Yu went to the other side, and the crew changed into costumes for him with lightning speed.
This is a martial arts drama that fights the top of the Forbidden City, and the actors are dancing all over the sky under the traction of steel wires, and finally a move of flying immortals from outside the sky strikes at the protagonist.
At this time, the camera paused, and Xiang Yu jumped up with two steps, standing in the actor's position, replacing the actor. The camera started shooting again, and Xiang Yu directly hit the flying immortal outside the sky, falling from under the roof several meters high, crushing the seat below.
Fang Zhang felt that his scalp was numb from a distance, this product was not a stand-in for a group performance, and this money was exchanged for his life!
As soon as he got up, another crew member shouted again: "Lao Zhou!
"It's coming!"
The crew here looked at Xiang Yu who was far away and said, "It's still the same old rules!"
"That's right!"
When Fang Zhang found Lao Zhou's figure again, he saw that he was beaten by a group of people with sticks, in order to pursue the effect, all of them were real, and they made a crisp sound on Lao Zhou's body.
Life is not easy.
After the end of this play, Lao Zhou finally got a respite, and when he saw Liu Bang at this time, he ran over, "You came at the right time!" and then took Liu Bang's hand and said: "Let's go, I'll introduce you to a director, since I changed my career to become a stand-in, I have a good relationship with the director here, and I also mentioned you to them, let's start from a small role!"
Liu Bang said: "I'm not looking for you to play, I'm asking you to go out with me." ”
"Hey, don't you see the outside, just a phone call!" he said and looked at Fang Zhang, "This?"
Liu Bang said: "My little brother, Fang Zhang, just call him the old house." ”
Xiang Yu stretched out his hand very respectfully, "Oh, fortunately, Zhou Yu, just call me Lao Zhou in the future!"
"Hello, hello. Fang Zhang hurriedly stretched out his hand.
Although this feather is burly, he has a simple face, and he can't make people connect with the invincible Western Chu Overlord at all.
Liu Bang said: "Don't do it, let's have a meal and I'll explain it to you when we go back." ”
As soon as he heard about the meal, Xiang Yu said: "No problem, but it's okay, I have to invite you to this meal! ”
"Who are the two of us, I have something to ask for, I'll come. ”
It doesn't matter if you don't pay out of pocket. Xiang Yu agreed: "I'll change my clothes first, and then pick up the car by the way, and you guys will go outside." After that, he said to Fang Zhang: "Little brother, wait a minute." ”
"You're busy. ”
When he walked outside, Fang Zhang found that a lot of entertainment had been added to the film and television city, and it was the kind of retro archery game in front of him, and countless middle school students were competing to try it out.
There is also an unforgettable figure in it, that's right, she is the coach of an archery class, the elf born of the hobbit, Yu Ya, I didn't expect to see her from here, it should be a trip with the children of the study class.
At this time, the students were surrounding her and asking to do a performance, Yu Ya had no choice but to pay the money, draw her bow and arrow, swish, and hit the bull's-eye.
"Yo, it's quite accurate! There are two brushes," Fang Zhang said in surprise.
Speaking loudly, it attracted Yu Ya's attention, and she saw Fang Zhang wearing big flower pants and flip-flops, this style change made her almost unrecognized, embarrassed, but then turned around and continued to shoot arrows.
But in the subsequent performance, she was not very smooth, and she only won a final prize in the end.
Not to mention that those who have no foundation are those who have skills, and they can't handle this bow and arrow well. And the students seem to be very confident in the teacher, and at the instigation of the black-hearted boss, they point to all kinds of stuffed animals and say, "Teacher, I want to win this"
"I'm going to win that!"
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Yu Ya was a little embarrassed, she really didn't handle this bow well, it was too different from the recurve bow, but she was embarrassed to refuse, so she could only shoot it again, and the result was still like that, back and forth with a small hundred yuan in.
The boss was happy and saw that Yu Ya was a very good talker, and he was going to slaughter him today.
Yu Ya was helpless and lifted the bow again.
was stopped by Fang Zhang, "Forget it, your family's money is not blown by the wind." ”
After that, he said to the boss: "Okay, don't pit alone." ”
The boss was a little reluctant when he heard this, and secretly said that this kid was nosy, and glanced at Fang Zhang.
Fang Zhang's pretentiousness when they met for the first time didn't leave a good impression on Yu Ya, so he didn't pay attention to him.
Another round, with the same result.
Seeing the disappointed appearance of the children, Yu Ya's face was embarrassed, she couldn't bear it, and said, "Why don't you try again, sister?"
At this time, Fang Zhang, who was watching the excitement, spoke, "I'll give it a hand!"
The boss looked at Fang Zhang and secretly said that he wanted to be a hero to save the beauty, and whispered: "Boy, want to come out?"
Fang Zhang said: "That's not true, I don't know her very well." ”
Saying this, Yu Ya glanced at Fang Zhang unhappily.
The boss is helpless, but he doesn't make money if he has money, "Whatever, but pay the money first, 5 yuan and 10 arrows, and if you hit enough 50 rings, it will be the first prize, and the prize will be chosen at will." ”
To say that the first impression is very important, Yu Ya already has a mindset, so she thinks that Fang Zhang is the kind of person who can pretend to be a special person, so she hugged her shoulders and pushed it away.
Fang Zhang casually picked up a bow and weighed it twice in his hand, "Don't be allowed to repay the debt!"
"Hmph. The boss sighed.
Bang, all the way to the center of the circle.
"Yo he, listen to it accurately. The boss laughed.
Yu Ya unconsciously took a look at it, and looked at the doorway, although Fang Zhang shot this arrow very casually, but from the bow to the aiming to the arrow, a series of actions are very sophisticated. Could it be a master?
Bang, 10 rings.
Fang Zhang smiled and said, "Yo he, it's covered again." "The boss's face is not very good-looking, but he still can't help but laugh," the young man continued. ”
Before the words fell, Fang Zhang's arrow had already pierced the target, and it was 10 rings.
The boss's mouth was shocked, didn't this thing talk to him? When did it shoot out?
The corners of Fang Zhang's mouth raised slightly, and he shot two arrows and 10 rings in an instant.
Yu Ya's eyes widened, she has been practicing archery for many years, how is this arrow speed.
5 arrows and 50 rings.
Fang Zhang said to a child: "You go and pick the biggest one." ”
The boss's smile froze on his face, "That's a joke." ”
said to Liu Bang: "Pay the money!" Liu Bang directly pulled out a red ticket, still in front of the boss.
The boss hesitated, and he didn't accept it, Fang Zhang said: "Why don't you dare?"
"Don't dare, just kidding!" said the boss and kicked the money.
Before the words fell, the arrow in Fang Zhang's hand had already been shot, and there was no problem with the daily 10 rings.
Or five arrows.
As he spoke, he said to the other child, "Go and pick one!" At this time, the children's faces were full of excitement, and they raised their hands and said, "Give me the next one, give me the next one." ”
Yu Ya was already stunned at this time, looking at Fang Zhang with an incredulous face.
Fang Zhang glanced at the boss, "Do you dare to play?"
"Who's scared of whom! ”
"You really can't see the situation clearly, I can shoot you bankrupt today. ”
Said the bow.
After one round, he said to the child, "It's your turn." "Hum, the kids drove through.
Fang Zhang raised his bow again and said, "I'll play a trick for you!" As he spoke, he pulled out an arrow, hit 10 rings, and shot while retreating, each arrow was ten rings, "Mine, mine, the prizes are all mine!"
Looking at Fang Zhang, who was retreating farther and farther away, Liu Bang shouted: "Don't retreat again, and then launch the film and television city!" ”
Whoosh keeps the bow and arrow drawing an arc in the center of the circle.
The boss was deaf, Fang Zhang took the last toy and said, "If you want to open it, your cost is not high." ”
The boss raised his head and said with a disgruntled face: "I took it today, and I can't see that you are a master of this kind of entertainment that often travels." ”
As he spoke, he pulled out a recurve bow from under the table, and he let out a contemptuous smile, "If you have the ability, you can use this, I see that you have a hard time even pulling it away, wild lonely cicada, don't wait for elegance." ”
Yu Ya was shocked when she heard this, this is an imported recurve bow, which is very outstanding in all aspects, its maximum tension can be pulled to 120, and its price is also very authentic, and she is only reluctant to buy it.
Fang Zhang took the bow, didn't look at the boss and said, "You don't have any toys anymore, what will you give if you lose?"
The boss said, "I'll give you this bow!"
The corners of Fang Zhang's mouth raised slightly, and at this time, Yu Ya came over, pulled down the bow and did not move, so strong. After that, he said to Fang Zhang: "Don't mess around, you will be injured if you force it, 120 can't be pulled." ”
Fang Zhang smiled: "Really?"
As he spoke, he only heard the bow creaking, and everyone was shocked, and Fang Zhang had already pulled the bow full.
Yu Ya muttered, "How is this possible!"
Bang, an arrow hit the bull's-eye, Fang Zhang opened the bow again without hesitation, and there was another snap, what about the arrow? Mop? Suddenly seeing everyone's pupils dilated, the back arrow actually shot on the front arrow, and the front arrow was split.
Without waiting for everyone's reaction, Fang Zhang shot several arrows in a row, until the last arrow, Fang Zhang opened the bow to the full, and the snapping arrow passed directly through the bull's-eye and pierced on the dirt slope not far away.
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The boss held the bow and arrow and cried bitterly, "Big brother, I lost all of my money today, you can do it, leave me a thought." ”
Fang Zhang snatched it over, "Don't talk nonsense! This is called the beating of society!"
Fang Zhang threw the bow and arrow to Liu Bangdao: "How about the old Zhou cavalry?"
Liu Bang said: "Not under you." ”
"Give it to him!"
Then, Fang Zhang threw the last doll to Yu Ya, who was dazed, "Give it to you!"
Saying that, Lao Zhou picked up the car and came back, and called: "Come out." ”
"Okay!" said the two of them, and walked to the door.
Suddenly, Yu Ya chased after her, "Where did you learn!"
Fang Zhang said: "If you want to learn, I'll teach you." ”