Xiang Yu Lao Zhou jumped down from a piece of muck, "Get in the car!"

Fang Zhang's eyes lit up, pinched his fingers and calculated, 3000 should have been achieved today, there is no problem with using transportation, and I can finally be a master, see if your car is still crowded!

Saying that, he jumped to the co-pilot, while Liu Bang carefully got into the back row, fastened his seat belt, and reminded Fang Zhang: "Are you sure to sit in the co-pilot?"

Fang Zhang was a little puzzled, "Otherwise, who will I be afraid of sitting at the top of the food chain on the road?"

got into the garage and asked: "Lao Zhou, you are driving a big car again, and you are a stand-in for a month." ”

Lao Zhou said in a simple tone, "Hey, what kind of money do you make, you just came back from delivery today, and the car didn't have time to send it to the boss." ”

Not long after the car started, Lao Zhou was angry, and he didn't take Fang Zhang seriously at first, maybe he was too tired, so he turned his head and chatted with Liu Bang, but Liu Bang ignored Fang Zhang, but kept reminding Lao Zhou to pay attention to safety.

The car got on the Ring Road.

Not long after, there was a snoring sound in the car, and at first Fang Zhang thought it was an auditory hallucination, but when he turned his head to look, I wiped it, and this snoring turned out to be played by Lao Zhou, and Lao Zhou fell asleep!

"Oops, park, park. Lao Zhou woke up and braked suddenly, and Fang Zhang's face hit the front windshield directly.

A few minutes later, looking at Fang Zhang, who had a blue nose and swollen face, Lao Zhou wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, while Liu Bang was full of helplessness, "I told you to sit in front of you, you didn't listen, and then you didn't wear a seat belt." ”

Lao Zhou said embarrassedly: "I'm really embarrassed, occupational disease, I will be sleepy when I get in the car." ”

......

Sent back to the car, the three of them took a taxi to the barbecue restaurant downstairs of Fang Zhang's house.

Fang Zhang is the boss's favorite person to see, this kid doesn't talk about returning to the basics, at least he doesn't have to worry about turning over tonight.

The boss trotted over, rubbed his hands and said, "What do you want to do today?"

Fang Zhang took the menu, glanced at Liu Bang and said, "You have all the costs of this trip! ”

Liu Bang hugged his shoulders and said nonchalantly: "You don't ink, order!"

Fang Zhang is the kind of person who can eat and vomit after eating himself, let alone eating others, "Fat and thin, meat tendons come 5 plates each!"

Poof, the person who ate on the other side sprayed directly, three people ordered 10 plates of meat, how many of your brothers were starving ghosts?

The boss is Yile, and the state of this kid today is as good as ever.

Fang Zhang deliberately glanced at Liu Bang, but Liu Bang's eyes didn't open, he didn't care at all, since this old boy didn't squeak, then rest assured, you can let go.

10 plates of meat turned out to be a temptation......

"6 kidneys, 2 plates of tendons and tendons in the palace, and then make up 2 plates of pure lean meat for me, a portion of Dongpo grilled fish, a big 3 catties of fish for me, two plates of enoki mushrooms, 2 portions of roasted leeks, 1 pot of pimple soup, 6 steamed buns, 10 slices of bread, one copy of fried clams, crayfish, and spicy crab, one part of shabu and two more belly slices for me......"

The face of the table next door is green, do you want to empty the barbecue restaurant?

The boss's face smiled brighter than the flowers, this kid never let himself down, and said, "What about other drinks?"

Fang Zhang said: "Big plastic." ”

Glancing at the menu, there were indeed a lot of orders, including ingredients from Liu Bang, Fang Zhang asked the two: "Can I order?

Lao Zhou took the menu, "This little brother is really polite." ”

"You're welcome?" Fang Zhang was a little puzzled.

Liu Bang just smiled slightly and didn't say anything.

After looking through the menu a few times, Lao Zhou threw the menu directly under the table and asked the boss, "Do you have roast sheep here?" ”

Poof, gluttony appeared.

...... Fang Zhang almost bore it directly!

The boss's face changed, and he said embarrassedly: "This is not available." ”

Liu Bang quipped: "This can be had." ”

"Not really, but I promise our shop to introduce roast whole lamb right away. ”

Lao Zhou was a little disappointed and said, "Then multiply two by two according to the menu." ”

Later, he added: "White Bull will bring me 9 first, 4 in Beer Town, and one for green." ”

......

The people around him have been surprised and can't take care of themselves, and the boss is also a little confused, to say that the previous order is indeed a bit large, but it is still understood, but this one asked for two points and so much wine, it is difficult to make trouble.

Liu Bang urged: "Hurry up!"

The boss glanced at Fang Zhang with an embarrassed face, and Fang Zhang was also afraid that Lao Zhou was messing around, so he reminded in a low voice: "Let's ....."

Before he finished speaking, Liu Bang slapped a wad of banknotes on the table, this is 2500, you take the money, return more and make up for less. ”

The surroundings have fallen into deep confusion, not because of the amount of money for this meal, but because of the sentence of more refund and less compensation, is it possible that this has not been explored to the end.

The boss was relieved to see the money, put away the money, and showed an extremely undignified smile, "Look at what you said, okay, I'll prepare a few for you right away." ”

After that, he shouted at the back kitchen: "Hurry up and get to work, go and put all our beers in the refrigerator for the guests, and quickly contact the slaughterhouse to order half a cow." ”

Three bottles of white cattle were put up, Lao Zhou opened one bottle, poured it full for Lao Zhou, and then poured it into Fang Zhang's cup.

The last time I was bored with a bottle, I was hospitalized directly, and now I want to vomit when I smell alcohol, Fang Zhang hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Old Zhou, I won't." ”

When Lao Zhou heard this, he said with displeasure: "What won't be, once born and twice cooked." ”

Liu Bang said: "That's it, such a big man can't drink a sip of wine, no wonder you can't find a girlfriend!"

There is no way, the overlord of Western Chu, Han Gaozu gave you wine at the same time, don't you drink it?

At this time, the boss smiled and served 2 servings of peanuts and edamame, 2 servings of cold dishes, "Give it away for free, you don't have enough to ask me, I will have enough tonight." ”

Peanuts and edamame can be regarded as a dish, Liu Bang raised his cup, "Four flats, welcome our new brother today, let's go first!"

Lao Zhou said: "Listen to the eldest brother, go one." After saying that, a glass of wine was drunk, and Liu Bang was too, and Fang Zhang was uncomfortable, helpless, pinched his nose, and left you.

A glass of wine was in the stomach, casually and violently spicy, followed by a cough, the two of them saw it, and said with a smile: "Slowly you will get used to it." ”

At this time, the boss came up with two plates of meat, "A few people, what a lot of wine." Then he pointed to a table next to him and whispered, "Look at those few again, the four of them will drink two bottles of beer, and one will be mixed out." ”

......

When the meat came up, Lao Zhou said: "I won't be polite to you." Immediately grabbed half a plate of meat, Fang Zhang thought that Xiang Yu Lao Zhou liked the retro way of eating skewers, but he didn't expect that Lao Zhou directly put a handful of meat skewers into his mouth at the same time and stroked hard.

Good guy, eat half a plate in one go, this special barbecue is based on a plate.

Xiang Yu summoned the enemy on Monday, convincing those who watched the excitement, and no longer questioned their combat effectiveness.

The three bottles of liquor were drunk in the blink of an eye, and Fang Zhang already felt dizzy, and then he had a strong vomit, and immediately ran to the bathroom, oh.......

A few minutes later, Fang Zhang washed his face and became much clearer, but he turned dizzy and swollen, which was too uncomfortable.

At this time, there were already thousands of sons everywhere, and the two were blowing beer on each other, Lao Zhou saw and heard about it, and hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Lao Fang, hurry up and order beer on the hour." ”

At this time, Fang Zhang knew what it meant to be involuntarily, and he opened a bottle of beer hard, but the bottle cap had not yet landed, only to hear Lao Zhou shouting, "Dry!"

Dry again.

After drinking, Fang Zhang burped a few times and vomited again.

Liu Bang saw that the time was almost over, and he would enter the custody stage without saying anything for a while. But he hesitated how to tell Lao Zhou about this, and after thinking about it for a while, it didn't make much sense to go around in circles, so he decided to go straight and tell the whole story, "Lao Zhou, I'll discuss something with you today." ”

Lao Zhou shook his head and said: "Say, about the role, you don't have to worry about it, cover my head, your brother is deeply loved by directors these days, who makes our brains hard." ”

Liu Bang said: "That's not the case. ”

After glancing around, after confirming that there was no one, he said: "You may not believe it, but something did happen, I want you to go to the Han Dynasty with me." ”

Because Lao Zhou did not recover his memory, he felt that Liu Bang had drunk too much when he heard it. He smiled, pointed at Liu Bang and said, "You're kidding me, aren't you, you're drinking too much, aren't you?"

Liu Bang said seriously: "Have I ever joked?"

Lao Zhou Qiang put on a serious look and said: "I know it's difficult for you, but we still have to be down-to-earth, don't believe in those ghosts and gods, pies won't fall from the sky." ”

Liu Bang didn't want to explain, "Tomorrow morning at 9 o'clock." ”

Lao Zhou is a very honest person, even if he knows that it is fake, he will agree, because the person in front of him is his brother, even if he is deceived, he is willing, so he agreed repeatedly: "Cheng, Chengcheng, come and continue to drink." ”

"Drink!"

......

At 12 o'clock in the evening, the battle had lasted for 4 hours, 9 bottles of Niu Er had already been left with empty bottles, and 4 pieces of beer had already been drunk, during which the boss specially bought 2 pieces.

Fang Zhang drooped his head and made a whining sound in his mouth, and the two of them were no better, hugging each other, "!"

Liu Bang came back from the toilet and said to the boss: "I'm roasting 4 kidneys, with a little blood." ”

Before the boss could agree, the clerk next to him immediately ran to the boss and whispered, "The boss can't go on anymore, you still have to drink on it." ”

The boss was puzzled and said, "What's the matter?"

The guy pointed to the bathroom, and said with a difficult face: "The toilet is blocked......

The boss's face darkened, revealing an expression of deep hatred, and when he saw that the guy understood, he said, "I'll urge them to go immediately!"

The boss said with a dark face: "Who will go? You won't unblock the toilet if it's blocked! Why am I asking you to come? It's to serve God, not to make trouble for God." A toilet is stopping you from struggling forward?"

Where did this come from, the guy had no choice but to go back to the oven again for processing.

After that, he promised, "Here, is there enough beer?"

"One more piece. ”

"Hello, please!"