Antique shop

I saw a lot of people around the door of the store, Fang Zhang scratched his head and was a little puzzled, there are so many people in this store, so there is only one answer, that is, something must have happened, and it was lively again......

Fang Zhang took three steps and two steps, trotted past, as soon as he entered the house, several people were talking to Mr. Liu, and one of them said: "If we don't demolish it again, then we will have to take coercive measures." ”

Hearing the demolition, Fang Zhang came to the uproar, and the demolition site was the most interesting, so he asked: "When will it be demolished?"

As soon as he said this, everyone's eyes focused on Fang Zhang, where did he come from, Mr. Liu's eyes were already on fire, "Demolish you!"

Only then did Fang Zhang know that the co-author was going to demolish Mr. Liu's shop, but then again, Mr. Liu had just gotten 100,000 yuan of start-up capital, and the store was also optimistic. Therefore, in this tug-of-war, Fang Zhang, Wang Li, and Ma Yu are definitely facing each other, and Liu is finally a traitor with little help.

After the community staff left, Fang Zhang said: "Mr. Liu, I don't think I'll move if I can't do it, now that the general environment is like this, let's not make trouble for the leaders." ”

When Mr. Liu heard this, his eyebrows were horizontal, "I haven't settled the account with you just now, why do you kid always turn his elbow out!"

Fang Zhang said: "The key is that everyone next door has moved away, and we are left, what kind of strength do you insist on, and you yourself admit that this is an illegal ......"

"It's good for them to move away, these two are like the left and right protectors, the left protector gets up early to fry fritters, and the whole body smells of oil, and the right protector of the law at night sheep and scorpions, all smells of oil! ”

Mr. Liu saw that there was no business for a while and went out to save the game, Fang Zhang went to the toilet, only to hear Wang Li outside: "Fang Zhang, your grandfather is here." ”

Fang Zhang squatted and pondered, my grandfather? My father passed away before he was born, where did I come from?

But still speed up, "Wait a minute." ”

When I went out, a sloppy old man smiled at himself with his tetracycline teeth, and I couldn't imagine that Wang Laojiao had walked from behind the scenes to the front of the stage, could it be that he was going to play some new tricks? Fang Zhang was full of black lines, "He is my grandfather?"

"Well, yes, that's what the old man introduced. ”

"Remember, I'm his grandfather!"

......

When Wang Lao Turtle heard this, he was displeased and said: "I said that you can't be respectful to me, and I don't know whether to say it or not." ”

"Don't talk about it!"

Wang Li was unhappy and reproached Fang Zhang: "Why are you so uneducated!"

"It's not!"

Next is the criticism meeting, Wang Laojiao instigated the group to attack, Ma Yu followed the cracks, the most terrifying thing is that Mr. Liu actually entered the house and joined the battle group, and finally Fang Zhang came out with a disgraced face.

Fang Zhang and Wang Laojiao walked towards the bus stop one after the other, and Wang Laojiao handed a PHS mobile phone to Fang Zhang's hand and said, "Love call transfer." ”

Fang Zhang played with the mobile phone in his hand a few times, "How to use it?"

"Fate!"

knew that Wang Laojiao would say this, and he didn't ask much, "Are you sure that the target has appeared?"

"Sure, improvisation!" Before the words fell, Wang Laoqiu's face was distorted, "Oops." ”

"What's wrong? Death?"

"Stomach aches!"

While talking, the bus came, Wang Laojiao's face was a little pale and covered his stomach, and said, "No, you go first, I'll go to the toilet." ”

At the same time as the bus door opened, the men and women waiting for the bus all ignored Sven and squeezed in desperately, the corners of Fang Zhang's mouth were slightly raised, and he wanted to run? What are you kidding, on the side of his body, he squeezed Wang Lao Turtle into the flow of people, and Wang Lao Turtle was directly on the bus. Wang Lao's face turned blue, "What do you want to do?" ”

Fang Zhang put on an innocent look, "There are too many people......

Wang Lao Turtle didn't want to argue either, at this time he just wanted to hurry to the next stop and get off.

Grunt. Looking at Wang Lao's distorted face, Fang Zhangyi was angry, but he couldn't just endure it like this, so he leaned over to Wang Lao's side and said: "You can't go on the spot, as long as you don't look up, there are Mao Lou everywhere, your body is important." ”

Isn t this a fart, don't say you can raise your head or not, it is your ability to squat in this squeezing environment, Wang Lao Turtle snorted and did not answer.

If the plan failed, Fang Zhang had another plan, leaking a very cheap look, and posted it in Wang Laojiao's boasting.

Wang Lao Turtle covered his stomach, gritted his teeth and said, "Don't blow it." ”

Seeing that Wang Laojiao was indeed too painful, Fang Zhang was not funny, and put on a concerned look and said: "I have a way, which is to let out the fart little by little." It's okay to be slower, and sometimes, you'll find that it's just a fart after holding it for a long time. ”

Wang Laojiao gritted his teeth obviously didn't believe it, and it was too congested today, not even a third of the distance was completed at this time, and the rhythm of the bus was fast and slow, which increased the limit of Wang Laojiao, and the depressed Wang Laojiao could only try the method of Fang Zhang.

"Doot, doot. "It's not good, I haven't mastered the essentials well! It's still a ring! It's still a serial one, Wang Lao's face is red! But he still tries his best to put on a look that he doesn't care about himself.

The face is not good, and Fang Zhang, because the car is crowded, Fang Zhang is almost attached to Wang Laojiao's body, and this fart collapsed directly on Fang Zhang's legs, and it actually resonated.

"Old thing, what have you eaten, the roots of your thighs are swollen!"

A wave of unevenness, wave after wave, Wang Lao turtle ushered in a new wave of pain, this time, Wang Lao turtle has experience, gently released, sure enough, it works, but the taste is ......

The strong smell permeated the carriage for a long time, and finally the salesman gave up and shouted with a loudspeaker: "Oh, hey, chemicals can't be brought to the car!"

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Because the muffled fart greatly relieved the pain, Wang Laojiao tried again and again, Fang Zhang's strategy played a role, at this time Fang Zhang was so majestic in his heart, but in the next minute, Fang Zhang's great character collapsed instantly. As he tried to use his stuffy farts to unload his strength with another wave of pain, Fang Zhang suddenly shouted without warning, "Ahhh

This voice was too sudden, poof! Directly interrupted Wang Lao's rhythm, and a strong and dim thing gushed out and flowed down the trouser legs.

Wang Lao's face turned green at that time, and it was over! Pull up his trouser pocket! You rebel!

But apparently Fang Zhang is not over yet, covering his nose, leaking a look of deep hatred and saying: "What am I telling you, when you have diarrhea, you must not believe any fart!"

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Wang Laojiao finally got out of the car, and the insistence on this road did not top the voice of Fang Zhang, in fact, in addition to the crew and the driver got off, Fang Zhang was transferred to a car, don't want to be happy, damn, Lao Tzu will take revenge.

After walking a stop, the destination arrived, according to Wang Laojiao's instructions, Fang Zhang recognized the target at a glance, and saw a person who was as tall as a hobbit and whose head was a quasi-rugby appeared in sight.