At this time, Fang Zhang saw clearly that there was a row of small characters on the back of the phone.

Warning: This mobile phone is a dangerous product, serious can cause the user to cut off children and grandchildren, the lender encounters all kinds of accidents until life can not take care of themselves, it is strictly forbidden to borrow, the consequences are at your own risk!

What does this mean? Could it be that it will explode? Thinking of this, Xiao King Kong walked over with a tall and bewitching woman in his arms. Take a closer look, I'll take a look, isn't this the little goblin who blocked the knife in the cartoon?

It's just that the little goblin is glamorous but not demonic, revealing this kind of beautiful temperament inside and outside, it can be seen that it is not those water-based poplars, women who are in the twilight and twilight, they are serious people.

This little King Kong wants to say that although he was not tall in his previous life, he was a little handsome, but now he has fallen into blood mold in this life, and his face must have hit the ground first when he was reincarnated. And such a person and a beautiful woman threw himself into his arms, this unmatched combination made Fang Zhang's fragile little heart suffer a critical blow, and the only remaining bit of conscience came to naught, and only two words came out of his him.

Fang Zhang approached the two quietly, lurking behind them, waiting for an opportunity, and the two didn't realize the arrival of Fang Zhang's uninvited guest, and continued to kiss me and me, looking so slimy.

Not far away, the sound of a microphone was remembered on the high stage, and an extremely magnetic host was shouting on the high stage to promote the newly opened hotel.

While speaking, a middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes walked up on the stage, and the host introduced: "Now let me introduce to you, this is the boss of OX-colored wine of XO's distillery, Mr. Liao!"

At this time, the hotel owner next to him, Mr. Li's face changed, called the host aside, and asked about the situation, it turned out that this person was a friend of the host, and wanted to take advantage of this to rub some heat and make an advertisement. ”

"Understood. ”

The host returned to the stage, and after an introduction, he asked Mr. Liao: "We all know that XO is a world-famous wine, so our latest wine must not be cheap, right?"

Mr. Liao cleared his throat and said: "Of course, every drop of ours is from the cellar of XO origin, and it can be said that every drop is priceless." ”

Listening to it, the appetite was also satisfied, and someone below couldn't hold his breath, "This wine is more than a bottle." ”

Mr. Liao said: "Because it is fully imported technology, a bottle is 9999. ”

Hearing that, Fang Zhang sighed for a while, XO doesn't have 9999, you look at it like 9999 for the rivers and lakes to sell fake drugs.

Before the words fell, the host answered: "Mr. Liao, you see that today is the big day of Mr. Li's opening, and you are also an invited guest, why don't we have a happy one, don't be so expensive, let us give everyone some benefits." ”

When Mr. Liao heard this, his face was full of embarrassment, "Host, you also know that this price is ......"

The host interrupted: "Don't say that, aren't you here just to open up the market and expand your influence?"

As soon as he said this, Mr. Liao seemed to be shaken, and his back molars were about to be crushed, and he said: "That's okay, even if I help Lao Li today, I usually have a bottle of 9999, but today I bleed, 999 a box! ”

Fang Zhang sighed again, you are more ruthless than Wang Lao's knife to cut himself.

Hum, there was a burst of exclamations below, this discount is too great, of course, there must be doubts, and this Mr. Liao seems to have taken precautions, moved a box from the truck, opened it on the spot, and distributed it to the audience, sure enough, everyone applauded.

After a while, dozens of boxes on the car were sold, and Fang Zhang was also anxious to look at it, he really wanted to buy a box for his old man who was thousands of miles away, but this bag was shy, helplessness and jealousy came to his heart, and at this time Fang Zhang's heart burst out of an obsession...... Alarm.

This man who thinks about his nerves in his hands, while bursting out of his obsession, has already put it into practice.

"Hey, this is the police center, please ask if you need help. ”

"There are people here who are peddling fake wine, and the scene is going to be uncontrollable!"

"Where, we'll be there in a moment. ”

Fang Zhang said the address like sleepwalking, and when he hung up the phone, he was violently excited, I was broken! I was evil! How did I report a false alarm!

While speaking, two policemen came over, and the Mr. Liao saw the police, his face was a little unnatural, the police stepped forward to interrogate, and this Mr. Liao was always sluggish, the more he said, the more wrong it was, the policeman said: "You show me the wine." ”

Mr. Liao said: "It's all genuine. ”

"Don't talk nonsense. ”

After verification, except for the one box that is real, all the others have problems. Mr. Liao was corrected on the spot. Fang Zhang's move of harming others and himself turned out to be crooked.

Xiao King Kong came to Fang Zhang, looked up and said, "Okay, brother, how do you see it? Could it be a peer?"

Fang Zhang's head was full of black lines, and he was like this, so he replied angrily: "I don't make foreign wine, and the purity of industrial alcohol is not enough." ”

......

When the little goblin next to him heard this, he covered his mouth and smiled, reproaching Xiao King Kong and said, "You deserve it!"

After a little episode, everything returned to calm, and the most embarrassing thing here is this host, the boss's face is already blue, and he opened his own business by the host to make a fake scene, this store is the rhythm of yellow before it opens.

Helplessly, the boss took out a cash card of 10,000 yuan and handed it to the host, "You remember to me that you are messing up, you can apologize for your crimes." ”

The opportunity to make up for the work came, and the host picked up the microphone like a chicken blood, and said: "Audience friends, the opening of our store is a big reward, as long as you answer the following questions correctly, the store will present a super gift!"

Sure enough, this trick worked very well, and everyone seemed to have forgotten all about the fake wine door just now, and all of them shifted their attention to the 10,000 yuan voucher, after all, the money is not fake.

The voucher room chapter of 10,000 yuan can't be calm, and this 10,000 yuan can at least delay himself and Wangcai from wandering the streets for a few months to ask for food for their birthdays.

At this time, the topic is, how to cut a piece of tofu into two knives and sell it for eight pieces.

After all, all the people present made calculations, but most of them were still confused.

Little King Kong smiled and said to the little goblin: "It's easy to come." ”

The little goblin focused his eyes on Fang Zhang's body, looked at Fang Zhang's eyes full of green light, slammed Xiao King Kong, and shook his head gently.

Xiao King Kong was full of doubts, he knew this question, one knife horizontally and vertically, cut into 4 pieces and sold for 2 yuan each, exactly 8 yuan, this is a word game.

But since it is the meaning of the little goblin, it is not disputed, so he put down the hand that was about to be raised, and the Fang Zhang next to him was still anxious, and he couldn't think of it for a long time, the little goblin pursed his mouth, leaned over to Fang Zhang's side and said, "You go up and say ......."

Before he finished speaking, Fang Zhang raised his hand and said, "I can!"

The host said: "Finally someone, let's wait and see!"

When Fang Zhang heard this, he took three steps and two steps, jumped on the stage, and said, "You can do whatever I do!"

The two hosts said, "Yes!" and then added, "But it must be less than 2 dollars." ”

"Please, okay you. ”

Fang Zhang walked to a piece of intact tofu and picked up the kitchen knife, but he didn't cut it, but walked to the boss Mr. Li, the host was a little puzzled, and secretly said What are you holding a knife to hang around, it's quite sharp.

Fang Zhang said: "Can I really do anything?"

"Yes!"

"Howler. While speaking, Fang Zhang turned the knife over and slapped it on Mr. Li's head, Mr. Li was unprepared, squatting on the ground in pain and wailing with a bewildered face.

At the same time, Fang Zhang shouted at the crowd, "I'm a psychopath!" and then put the knife across the host's neck and said, "How many pieces of tofu do you say this tofu is?"

The host was scared, and he didn't know what to say, Fang Zhang said: "Is this tofu eight pieces?"

The host nodded repeatedly, "Yes, yes, eight pieces." Eight pieces. ”

When Fang Zhang heard this, he smiled and put down the knife, "Two knives!

......

Little King Kong and the little goblin have green faces, and they can't imagine that Fang Zhang can come up with this trick when they kill them!

Everyone sprayed directly, and you said these two knives, that's what happened!

Fang Zhang stretched out his hand and said triumphantly: "I'm sorry, give me something." ”

Although Mr. Li was unwilling, he still gave things to Fang Zhang with palpitations, after all, it is not illegal to kill people with neuropathy, Fang Zhang shook the SVIP card and smiled at Xiao King Kong, "I'm sorry." ”

Little King Kong didn't care, just smiled: "It's okay." ”

The people gradually dispersed, staying is also staying, the most important thing is that the task of Fang Zhang has not been completed, at this time the little goblin went to the toilet, Xiao King Kong is very talkative, although the appearance is violated, but he speaks slowly and logically, not annoying, more than ten minutes later, Xiao King Kong is a little anxious, took out his mobile phone, and wants to call the little goblin.

But as soon as I took out the phone, I saw that it was out of battery...... After that, he looked at Fang Zhang awkwardly.

When Fang Zhang saw this, he smiled in his heart, and the wisher took the bait, and handed him this PHS, which is said to be able to cause the user to cut off his children and grandchildren, "You're welcome!"

Xiao King Kong thanked him repeatedly, and then pressed a few numbers and dialed out, Fang Zhang was full of anticipation to see what would happen.

After the number was broadcast, I saw that Xiao Jingang's face turned green, and then he changed his kind expression, and his eyebrows were angry at Fang Zhang.

Fang Zhang, smiling slightly, made a please clean up.

Before Fang Zhang could react, he saw that the mobile phone rushed towards his front door, the change was too sudden, Fang Zhang didn't expect Xiao King Kong to smash the mobile phone at him and hit it directly.

That's not all, at the same time, Xiao King Kong rushed to Fang Zhang with his short and fat body, and beat him, of course, Fang Zhang just stretched out his arm and pressed Xiao King Kong's head, and he couldn't get close to him just waved his fists and feet on the spot, and his legs and feet were too short to be bruised.

"You should calm down!" After Fang Zhang took a DDT, Xiao King Kong covered the back of his head and writhed back and forth on the ground.

Fang Zhang picked up the phone, and when he saw the remarks of the broadcast number, he sprayed it directly, your uncle, the remarks on it turned out to be, P friend!

This is a fate, if it were Tyson himself, he would definitely not be able to take care of himself, and then Fang Zhang remembered how honest the warning was.

While speaking, the little goblin also came back, and was frightened when he saw the scene in front of him, and hurriedly said, "What's the matter?" ”

Little King Kong's eyes were on fire and pushed the little goblin away, "I'm going to ask you! What do you have to do with him!"

The little goblin was stunned and glanced at Fang Zhang, "I don't know him." ”

The little King Kong ignored it and continued to walk forward, and the little goblin followed closely behind, explaining: "No, I really don't, I don't know this person at all!"

Xiao King Kong looked at Fang Zhang, who made an extremely innocent expression and spread his hands.

The little goblin cried urgently, "You explain it to me." ”

Little King Kong said: "What else do you understand, I wish you happiness, dog man and woman." ”

Then get into a taxi.

The little goblin walked towards Fang Zhang, tears falling down one by one, and asked, "What enmity do I have against you, I don't know you at all!"

Fang Zhang was speechless, people said that they would rather demolish ten temples than one marriage, but he really couldn't do anything about it, so he just turned around and left.

Suddenly, the little goblin behind him said: "If you don't cultivate the afterlife, how can you come to this life!"

At the same time, Fang Zhang's mobile phone text message prompted that the task was completed.

Without taking two steps, a 120 car crossed his side, and several doctors pushed Fang Zhang onto the car without saying anything.

"What are you doing!" Fang Zhang said urgently.

A man in a white coat walked to Fang Zhang's side, "I am the deputy chief physician of the Third Hospital, the leaders of our hospital attached great importance to your news after learning about it, and immediately asked me to get in touch with you, mental illness is a treatable and preventable disease, as long as you actively cooperate with the treatment of our hospital, you will definitely be able to recover as soon as possible, and finally I hope you will build confidence and defeat the disease together." ”

...... Treat me like I'm mentally ill, "Help!"

The crowd of onlookers behind him saw this, and said, "Hmph, God's efficiency is really getting higher and higher now." ”