Text Chapter Seventy-Three: Lao Zhou, you are too naughty!
The three of them walked in front of the palace, looking at the guards lined up not far away, the kind of royal majesty was undoubtedly leaking, Fang Zhang was sure that whoever dared to step close to the forbidden area for half a step, these soldiers would not hesitate to tear the target.
Thinking of this, Fang Zhang's mobile phone trembled, he didn't want to tear beef jerky.
Suddenly, Liu Bang asked, "What about Lao Zhou." ”
Fang Zhang was also looking for it, and when he looked at it, he was immediately furious, Lao Zhou had already stepped on the cordon and was about to take a photo with others! The guards had already opened their posture, ready to deal a fatal blow to this teaser.
At the same time, Liu Bang had already rushed out and directly pulled Lao Zhou back.
"What the hell. Lao Zhou said unhappily.
Liu Bang explained: "The office is important, and tourists stop. ”
The royal area is still from a distance, and he will never look into it, he is not sure if he can control Lao Zhou, and he must beware of the unstable factor of Fang Zhang, and he does not rule out the possibility of him doing trouble.
Looking at the gorgeous palace, Fang Zhang's old Tuesday exclaimed again and again, full of praise.
Looking at the surprised appearance of the two village guns, Liu Bang muttered, "I haven't seen the world." ”
Fang Zhang asked East and West, "Where is that?"
Liu Bang said: "That's Hongtai, Changle Palace." ”
"Where's the next one?"
Liu Bang said: "Weiyang Palace." ”
"And on the west side, what about the two palace bridges that connect you?"
"Jianzhang Palace. ”
Fang Zhang said: "This is much grander than what is on TV. ”
"In magnificence, living is such a little land. ”
"Over there. ”
Liu Bang was impatient, "Why are you 100,000 thousand! That's a private house!"
While talking, Tian Wei's mansion arrived, Liu Bang took out a power bank, and then said to the two: "You wait here, I'll go in and talk to him." ”
Saying that, he ran up the steps, said a few words to the guard ward at the door, and let him enter the door, and at first Fang Zhang was worried that he would eat the closed door, but now he is relieved.
What he was thinking about now was how to convince the little emperor, and Lao Zhou looked east and west, "I said Lao Fang, when will our group end, I still have a truckload of goods!" The boss made a few phone calls to urge. ”
"We'll leave when the game currency is spent. ”
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After a long time, there was a commotion in the door, and then Liu Bang was held by several subordinates, and when they arrived at the door, several people shouted slogans while walking, "One, two, three, go you!"
Whoosh, Liu Bang took off, kicked with his legs, landed in a crawling and tumbling style, and made a 1080-degree turn on the ground before slowly stopping.
What kind of situation is this, throwing Han Gaozu out?!
When Fang Zhang saw this, he immediately helped, "What's wrong with you, you won't touch the scene and ask Mrs. to sleep." ”
Lao Zhou was unwilling, he stepped forward to theorize, Fang Zhang saw that it was not good, and threw away Liu Bang to drag Lao Zhou, "Calm down, calm down." ”
on the road
Liu Bang was a little confused, "We talked well at the beginning, but I don't know why he turned his face as soon as I called him prime minister." ”
"This can't be, the prime minister is not small, could it be that he wants you to call him long live?"
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Liu Bang said helplessly: "In short, this road is blocked, and it is difficult to see the emperor." ”
Fang Zhang is not difficult for strongmen, he also understands that instead of tossing like this, it is better to go back to Wang Laojiao to think of a way, take 10,000 steps back and say that even if he borrows soldiers now, with the current strength of the Han Dynasty, he may not have a chance of winning.
So he picked up the phone and broadcast it, "We're going back." ”
"It's done so soon?" Wang Lao Turtle was a little surprised.
"I didn't see it, so I didn't toss it and went home. ”
He hesitated, "It's not easy." ”
"What do you mean?" Fang Zhang said in a deep voice.
There was some helplessness over there: "You don't have the conditions to fold!"
Fang Zhang's heart sank when he heard this, "What?"
"The most direct explanation is that you have to find another retaliation system to open the channel, otherwise it will ......"
Hearing this, Fang Zhang's heart was cold, there is only one person who has a revenge system in this picture, and that is Zhongxingyue!
Fang Zhang pressed the phone directly, he was not in the mood to care about who was right and who was wrong, squatting on the ground and covering his head, Liu Bang leaned over and asked, "What?"
"There's no going back. Fang Zhang was weak and weak.
Liu Bang was taken aback and said, "How come?"
"If I want to go back, I have to open the channel through the system, which means that I have to find Zhongxingyue. ”
Hearing this, Liu Bang's face was solemn, and after glancing at Lao Zhou, he also squatted down, and then fell into deep thought.
After a while, he got up and said, "Follow me!"
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Back mountain sewer mouth
After that retro dinner, Liu Bang already had a certain popularity in the food area, Liu Bang took out his mobile phone and pulled out the selfie stick, "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here again!
Fang Zhang rubbed his temples, his head was full of black lines, and said, "Why are you still live streaming at this time? For us, the stygian currency is worth more than cash." ”
Lao Zhou was still smiling, at this time he was already too deep in the play and couldn't extricate himself, thinking that all this was arranged by the director.
Liu Bang didn't pay attention to it, and said to the screen: "Next, I will take you into Yongle Palace from the dark passage." ”
At this time, someone actually brushed the yacht!500 yuan, other gifts began to grow slowly, "Thank you Lao Tie for the yacht." ”
After that, he handed the phone to Fang Zhang, "Record it for me." ”
He stopped under a strangely shaped stone and knocked on the stone like a melon.
Fang Zhang quipped: "Yo, are you ripe?" ”
Liu Bang smiled, "It's cooked." ”
After a sharp push, the sound of Kakaka came from the waterway behind him, and a road appeared at the mouth of the waterway.
At this time, the live broadcast room has already fried the pot, 666 swiped the screen, and countless gifts followed.
Lao Zhou's face changed, "Tomb robbery is illegal!"
Fang Zhang's eyes were about to pop out, and he said in surprise: "Why don't you want to take us through the back door to break into the palace!"
Liu Bang made an OK gesture, "As long as I get close to that little rabbit cub, I will have a way to convince him!" ”
Fang Zhang was a little helpless, "Before you died, you realized that you would revisit the old place? I can tell you that this is not your big man, this is just another space in the parallel world." ”
"At least nothing has changed until now, my understanding is that space has infinite ways of existence, and this space should be just a step-by-step plot of history, and our DNA should be the same. ”
Fang Zhang gave a thumbs up, "You don't waste academics." ”
At this time, someone brushed 10 yachts in a row, and a stone of 5,000 oceans was recorded, looking at the speed of making money, Fang Zhang completely forgot the purpose of this trip, and even pointed the camera at himself, and said excitedly: "Old iron, every time you brush a yacht, I will play Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty with a brain melon, if you brush 100 enough, I will unload his head." ”
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At this time, the live broadcast room was swiped again, "Where did this stupid b squeeze out, hurry up and give us the camera!"
Yongdao was completely opened, Liu Bang grabbed the mobile phone, "Don't rob Lao Tzu's business." ”
After that, he said to the screen: "Old iron, do you want to go in and have a look? It's too dark inside, brush up your gifts and give us a strong fight." ”
"Thanks to Lao Tie's 5 yachts, walking!"
Fang Zhang covered his heart, this is simply a robbery.
followed Liu Bang into the corridor where he couldn't see his fingers, but Lao Zhou was still a little hesitant, Liu Bang stuck out his head and said, "Hurry up, who built the cemetery on the sewer." ”
The smell in the corridor was unpleasant and disgusting, and after a while, a stone gate blocked the way, and Fang Zhang asked, "How did this pass?"
Liu Bang smiled, began to walk on the ground, and stopped at a point and said to Lao Zhou: "Dig up." ”
"This is still a tomb robbery......" Old Zhou said.
"I told you no!"
Helplessly, Lao Zhou could only round his arms and excavate, and it didn't take long for a 20-centimeter-square stone pillar to appear on the ground.
Liu Bang held the stone pillar with both hands, shook it in front of the screen a few times, and said from behind: "Old iron, brush it up, give you Bangbang more energy!"
It's all about money.
At this time, the barrage was once again full of 666. Airplanes and yachts are overwhelming, and the number of people in the live broadcast room has reached 600,000.
Liu Bang shouted, "Let's go!" At the same time, the stone pillars were piled up, and the sound of Kakaka came from inside the door, and then the stone door slowly opened.
God!
Fang Zhang was surprised and asked, "But if you put the key outside the door, you don't have to knock on the door when the enemy attacks." ”
Liu Bang said: "Hehe, you don't understand, this is called the back road, when evacuating, the most trusted person will be asked to explore the truth first, open the mechanism from the outside, and ensure that no one is ambushed before evacuating, so as not to prevent the enemy from waiting for the rabbit from the outside and throwing himself into the net." ”
When Fang Zhang heard this, he gave a thumbs up, "He is worthy of being a cunning treacher!"
At this time, the door was fully open, and the passage was pitch black, but the next second a miracle happened again, and the torches on both sides were slowly lit.
Fang Zhan didn't miss the tomb robbery novel, and was surprised: "This is whale oil?"
"Clever! Xiao He's masterpiece!" Liu Bang snapped his fingers, "The old irons continue to move forward." ”
This road is not long, and it takes not a few dozen meters to reach the end, and there is still a stone gate at the end. There is also a fist-square opening on this stone door, and the face is attached to it, and you can feel the wind, which should lead to the outside.
Fang Zhang rubbed his hands and said, "Hurry up, open it, and talk to Liu Che's kid." ”
Liu Bang spread his hands and said, "I can't help this, this is from that side." ”
Fang Zhang said: "Is there a disease, did the designer use different brains on both sides to design it?"
Liu Bang said: "If the enemy passes through the first gate and the second gate is still open outside, isn't it stupid." This is the last line of defense, this hole is to distinguish friend from foe, if it is a friend, open the door, if it is an enemy, it is completely sealed, according to the productivity of the time, it is almost impossible to open this door in a short time. ”
After that, he asked Fang Zhang: "Take out the props that you can wear through the wall!"
"I'll ask for a child!" Fang Zhang's face changed.
Liu Bang asked rhetorically, "How do you open it?"
"What do I ask you!"
During the whole process, Lao Zhou watched the drama with a smile and didn't realize the seriousness of the problem at all.
Fang Zhang asked with a dark face, "What should I do?"
Liu Bang spread his hands, "It's not easy to do, I thought you had everything in your system." ”
"There's no such thing!"
When the two were worried, Lao Zhou's face suddenly stuck to the door, and his mouth reached into the square hole, Liu Bang and Fangzhang saw it, this Lao Zhou was too naughty!
But when the two of them gasped at the same time, this old Zhou wouldn't be ......
I saw Lao Zhou take a long breath, and then shouted at Kong, "Hey, is there anyone!"
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