The surrounding scenery quickly materialized, Fang Zhang realized a problem, at this time he was still hanging in the air, whoosh, Fang Zhang didn't have time to take out the fairy bean, his feet were already empty, if he fell down, he would be half crippled!

The moment he fell, he suddenly felt that he was copied by something, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that it was Xiang Yu Lao Zhou!

Fang Zhang squatted on the ground and snorted and panted, just a short distance from death.

Lao Zhou smiled stupidly: "Okay, this organ is good, it has been transmitted directly to the film and television city, tell me where this is the film and television city!"

Fang Zhang almost fell, "Old Zhou, how can you still think that this is an agency? And how can you tell that this is a film and television city?"

Lao Zhou's face was full of doubts, "Otherwise, the elevator effect is too good, and the cost is not low." ”

Fang Zhang is helpless, the ability to live alone in his own world and be able to justify himself no matter what the situation is, is more terrifying than the bar spirit.

Liu Bang spread out his hands and said, "I explained it to him, it's useless!"

The pedestrians of the bazaar stopped to watch the strangely dressed visitors from outside the world, and everyone talked about it.

Passerby A: "Where did they come from?"

Passerby B: "Is it a Huns?"

Passerby C: "I don't know, I look like I'm dressed like ......"

Passer-by: "Then let's report to the officer!"

Hearing this, Liu Bang grabbed the two and ran wildly, and Fang Zhang said while running: "What are you running!"

Liu Bang said: "Don't you run and wait to be caught!"

Suddenly, Fang Zhang's face changed, and he stopped and said, "What's the matter, isn't this your big man?

Liu Bang still dragged the two of them, "My big man, my big man died early!"

"You're fooling me!"

Liu Bang knew that he couldn't explain it, but he still dragged Fang Zhang and Lao Zhou to run into the alley.

Fang Zhang shook off Liu Bang, stood in place, and said, "If I don't make it clear today, I won't leave." ”

Liu Bang snorted, "What does it have to do with me if you die." ”

Saying that, he pulled Lao Zhou to continue running, and Fang Zhang behind him snorted and said, "Yes, it has nothing to do with me, I'll see how you go back then!"

Hearing this, Liu Bang stopped, ran back again, and said with a smile: "Let's discuss, discuss!"

Fang Zhang said: "Face to face gong and drum, let's make things clear face to face! I help you realize your dream, you must help me do things." ”

Liu Bang looked at the onlookers who caught up, gritted his teeth and said: "The money earned from the live broadcast, you and I will go back and divide it fifty-fifty!"

"You just give it all to me, I don't want it, what's the use of having a life and not having a life!

At this time, there was already a sound of matty not far away, and it seemed that the officers and soldiers were coming, Liu Bang's anxious head was sweating, and he said: "Okay, okay, I'll help you find a way!"

"What do you think. ”

"Allow me a moment! I hadn't thought about it before!"

Fang Zhang's face was green, he was completely fooled by this thing, he didn't want to help himself at all, Fang Zhang said with a gloomy face: "There is not much time left for you." ”

Liu Bangdao: "Looking for Tian Wei, it is now 133 years ago, Tian Wei is the prime minister, this person is greedy for money and good at attracting customers, I want to find a way to get close to him and ask him to help introduce him." ”

Fang Zhang said with a dark face: "Credible?"

"Believe it or not, that's the way it works. ”

"You'd better not lie to me!"

......

alley

Liu Bang gasped, and Fang Zhang said: "You're all dead, how do you know what's going on behind you!"

Liu Bang put his hands on his knees and pointed at Fang Zhang with deep disgust, "I just want to whip you! Is your head just for eating? You weren't born during World War II, but how do you know all kinds of famous battle generals?"

"I wasn't born, but there is a teaching in the books! But you are dead, how do you know the future!"

Liu Bang lit Fang Zhang, his face turned from red to black, and then from black to green, he didn't want to talk to Fang Zhang, and spit out a mouthful of old blood to him, and smothered directly on the ground.

After a long time, Liu Bang leaned against the wall and said weakly: "You stay still, I'll get a few clothes and come back." ”

Liu Bang sneaked out of the alley, Lao Zhou still looked so excited, he still thinks that he is acting, and there is no cure.

Fang Zhang habitually took out his mobile phone when he had nothing to do, and when he saw it, the signal was full!

In order to confirm, Fang Zhang dialed out, "Dudu tu, it was connected after a few busy sounds!"

"You kid, it's okay, there are no two balls dragging you, you are all in the sky, what's the matter with that donkey?" came Mr. Liu's deep voice over there.

"Didn't I want to tell you?"

"You'd better give me a reasonable explanation. Then, Fang Zhang began his perfect ability to lie.

Mr. Liu explained: "Then you deal with it quickly, we are going to move." ”

"Got it. Then he said: "I can't go back for the time being, and I want to ask you for a few days off!"

Mr. Liu said weakly: "Brother said, can you call my brother for something else, are you caught in a pyramid scheme?"

Fang Zhang said: "Is there really something wrong this time?"

Mr. Liu was a little impatient, but before another phone rang, he listened to the mahjong appointment again, and after a while, Mr. Liu hung up the phone and said to Fang Zhang: "Don't make trouble!"

Soon Liu Bang came over wearing a linen dress. After that, he gave the two of them the same clothes and said, "Let's change them!"

Fang Zhang picked up his clothes and said with some opinions: "I said, you are too picky, right, just give us this dress?"

Liu Bang said unhappily: "Some of them are good to wear, this is what I got in exchange for the power bank!"

Hearing that Fang Zhang was shocked, "Let me ask you a question, how did you fool the power bank to the owner of the clothing store more than 2,000 years ago?"

Liu Bang said disappreliantly: "Hey, I'll let him take it home and press the pickles." ”

After that, he said: "Lao Tzu Xiang Yu is confused, I can fool him into bankruptcy with just a clothing store!"

"Brag about it. ”

Liu Bang didn't say much, he took out a string of copper coins directly from his pocket, and Fang Zhang knelt on the spot and hugged Liu Bang's thighs tightly, "Big guy!"

After changing his clothes, Liu Bang took out three pieces of hair-like things from his bag, "What is this?"

"Wig!" said Liu Bang's put it on, and then quickly pulled a bone and inserted it with a bamboo stick. Lao Zhou put it on with a smile, "Is this to find out the most real feeling?" ”

The two of them were no longer willing to deal with him, and when Liu Bang looked up, he was stunned.

Fang Zhang actually combed his wig into a ponytail, and sat with a very charming expression, and said in a tight voice: "Oh, Salang hehe......"

Fang Zhang had two more footprints on his buttocks, and walked out of the alley with a dejected face.

The bazaar shouted five and drank six, people came and went and shuttled between the traders, returned with a full load, and saw the rest and recuperation, the economy of the Han Dynasty after the rule of Wenjing did get a great development,

Parallel space is supposed to be full of novelty and unknown, but why do they repeat the old historical era over and over again? It feels strange.

Fang Zhang asked Wang Laojiao, and Wang Laojiao's explanation was that the author's education level was limited, but he was racking his brains to think of some brain-opening ways to kill you.

......

The other side

One said to the other: "Yo, Lao Li has changed horses!"

Lao Li led the horse and said with a smile: "It was not long ago." ”

"Your mare should have been changed a long time ago. ”

After that, he touched his sideburns, "When we go out, we have to ride a stallion, and we have a long body!"

"Yes, yes, yes. The man said modestly.

Fang Zhang is a little helpless, this has been the social atmosphere of comparing vehicles as early as the Western Han Dynasty?

Suddenly, there was a commotion in the bazaar, and a line of soldiers with spears in hand came galloping. Among them, the leader rode a white horse, wearing a red-trimmed armor, a battle helmet on his head, a high red tassel fluttering in the wind, and a hand pressed on the Han sword at his waist looked powerful and domineering.

The army wandered around the street a few times, as if looking for something, Liu Bang pressed the heads of Fang Zhang and Lao Zhou, and whispered: "Don't look up." ”

After a few laps, the officer at the head of the army, with an order, disappeared from sight.

Lao Zhou said: "This performance is too similar, you can get a lot of money to participate once." ”

The two continued to remain silent.

The alarm was lifted, Liu Bang took out his mobile phone and prepared to broadcast live, and Lao Zhou walked around by himself.

Fang Zhang is also a good letter, so he posted it next to Liu Bang, and sure enough, there are many more people in the live broadcast room today, but the barrage is still outrageous foul language.

Liu Bang picked up the selfie stick and began to introduce, "Old iron, welcome to the ...... AD"

After a few minutes, someone inside began to speak.

Audience A: "Hey, where is this?"

Audience Member B: "I don't know. ”

Audience C: "It's definitely a film and television city." ”

Audience Ding: "Well, it must be, the current anchor, it's too bottomless." ”

......

Liu Bang continued to be in the bazaar, and during the period, many people who ate melons stopped and watched, mainly because this thing in Liu Bang's hand was too rare.

The unique characteristics of the times are that the film and television city can never be made, everything around is so without a sense of disobedience, and the whole picture is like a movie, so real!

Not long after, a plane took off in the live broadcast room, and Liu Bang said excitedly: "Thank you Lao Tie for the plane!"

Fang Zhang said from the side: "I brushed it myself, right?"

Liu Bang said: "This is really not! This is the first time I have received a wild plane!"

And a plane will attract more people to the live broadcast room, real gold is not afraid of fire, even if everyone thinks that this is in the film and television city, but such a real scene can also bring themselves an immersive feeling.

There are more and more people, and there are more and more gifts, and in less than half an hour, there are probably more than 1,000 yuan in the account.

Fang Zhang said: "I said, someone really gave you money!"

"That's it!"

"What are they trying to do, will they get anything for you to buy gifts?"

"Spiritual sustenance!"

......

Fang Zhang leaned over to Liu Bang's side and said carefully: "I said Lao Liu, what about 55 points?"

Liu Bang glanced at Fang Zhang unhappily: "What's the matter, you still want to set up an archway when you are a bitch! Lao Tzu will help you do things, don't ask you for money." ”

Fang Zhang cut off: "That's it, let's talk about it! Who got the broken money, Lao Tzu thought about it, and when he went back, he would copy two water basins and go back, which would be a national treasure." ”

Liu Bang didn't care, "I wish you success." ”

Saying that Lao Zhou had an argument with a shop, Liu Bang immediately ran over, "What's wrong?"

The shopkeeper said: "You reason, he bought something for me and asked me to find money." ”

At this time, the shopkeeper was holding a hundred-yuan bill in his hand, and Lao Zhou said: "Hey, I said what's the matter with you, a small souvenir, 100 yuan you are too dark, you don't kill customers like this, I'll go to your regulatory department to sue you." ”

Liu Bang covered his head, this old Zhou didn't realize that his money was not circulating here.

Then he took out a few copper coins, and explained to Lao Zhou with black lines on his head: "This is similar to a game hall, next time you call me when you buy something, I will help you exchange coins." ”

......

As the sun set, the sky gradually darkened, and Liu Bang said: "Let's find a store to live in first." ”

Fang Zhang also had this intention, but asked, "Do we have enough money?"

Liu Bang actually took out another bag of copper coins and said, "Don't worry." ”

"Good fellow, did you really fool the clothing store into bankruptcy?"

Wine house.

After holding back the urine for a day, Fang Zhang went directly to the thatched house, thinking that the dry toilet here would smell and flies all over the sky. But after opening it, Fang Zhang was surprised, and it was even cleaner than the toilet in his own house.

Although there is no toilet, the water gurgling under the squatting position has slipped all the excrement away.

Unexpectedly, Fang Zhang immediately decided, "Open it directly." ”

After the indiscriminate bombing, Fang Zhang habitually stretched his hand behind him, touched it twice, and his face turned black.

But fortunately, I brought my mobile phone and dialed Liu Bang, "Send me some paper!"

A few minutes later, Liu Bang walked in extremely reluctantly and threw a bamboo stick.

Fang Zhang took the bamboo strip and said, "Where's the paper?"

Liu Bang said: "That's it! There is no paper in this place!"

"How can you!"

"Are you using your books to satisfy your hunger?" Liu Bang said helplessly.

A few minutes later, Fang Zhang returned to the house with his feet on his feet, his face was red, his hands were on the table, Liu Bangpi smiled and said, "Why don't you sit in the old room!"

Fang Zhang's face was red, he couldn't speak, and he couldn't speak.

Liu Bang didn't seem to be the kind of person who would accept it when he saw it, and quipped: "Why are you working so hard, you have to grind out sparks! And you can't use it, you use your hands, the water pipe is enough, and washing it won't affect your self-entertainment at night!"

Xiang Yu Lao Zhou laughed when he heard this, "This film and television base is so perfect, I have found too much inspiration, and I will be able to get a few water tanks tomorrow." ”

......

"I knew I had brought a few rolls of toilet paper. ”

After that, he said: "Hey, I just read the news a few days ago, saying that the paper map found in Mawangdui was from the Wenjing period, and there should be hand paper here." ”

Liu Bang said helplessly: "Yes, the general's combat map depends on whether he will wipe your ass for you!"

At this time, the shopkeeper came, "What do you want?"

"Let's start with 9 bottles of Niu Er. "Old Zhoudao.

The shopkeeper was a little puzzled and said, "What are you talking about?"

"Wine!"

"Oh, I see, how many of you are drinking?"

Lao Zhou said impatiently: "Three"

"Then you'll have to find a reason. ”

Lao Zhou almost didn't carry it, "I'm drinking and I'm going to find a reason for you." ”

"According to the law of the Han Dynasty, those who drink more than three people must have a good reason, otherwise the small shop will not be entertained. ”

Lao Zhou smiled, "Oh, I see, this film and television base has already done the details to the extreme." Then he said, "Then I'll think about it." ”

Liu Bang hurriedly took over the words, and he definitely couldn't let him think about it, "Don't drink, order food." ”

If Lao Zhou came up with a sentence about the 2000th anniversary of the birth of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty or something, it would definitely have to be copied and beheaded.

Fang Zhang breathed a sigh of relief when he heard that he didn't drink, and he was still confused, Fang Zhang said: "Let's have half a cow first." ”

As soon as he said this, Xiao Er's face turned green, and he squeezed out a vigilant smile, "If you are like this, I will report to the official." ”

Liu Bang snatched the words again and said, "Pick a few good ones." ”

Xiao Er agreed, and watched Fang Zhang leave vigilantly.

...... Liu Bang knocked on the table vigorously and gave himself a mouthful, so that you can do so much! Niu and Liu, killing cattle in the Han Dynasty were like murder, and they were paid for their lives.

And the two people around him, one illiterate and the other stupid, are full of foreign appearances with these two people, and they will go directly to the execution ground in minutes, and a big Han version of the step by step will be staged.