Volume 9: The Matchmaker Arrives (20)

This interrogation ended in Cupid's self-revelation that he was a virgin, and everyone who was recruited after listening to the results of the interrogation said that they didn't blame these two gods, and even the patriarch couldn't bear to protect it - no way, he was the god of marriage, and he was still a single dog for ten thousand years, so cruel and sympathetic!

It's not to blame, but the rules are the rules, Yue Lao and Cupid are still convicted of making trouble in the Spiritual Security Bureau, and before Erlang God and Goddess Hera come to negotiate, they must first accept the punishment of the Spiritual Security Bureau, as for the content of the punishment...... Ahem, they have so many singles in the bureau, and it is not easy to catch these two marriage gods who can do white work for them, how can they not make good use of it!

The point is that we must also take this opportunity to tell the people at the headquarters what these two second-class goods have done, so as not to ruin the innocence of the people who dragged them into the water because of their bets......

So, Feng Rong waved his hand, and specially divided an empty floor for Yue Lao and Cupid to do things, not long after the notice was sent to various departments, the entire floor was instantly overcrowded, Yue Lao and Cupid saw it, and almost cried in fright - they have to work overtime until the Year of the Monkey and the month of the horse?!

Zhu Mengtian shouted with a loudspeaker: "The gods of marriage between the East and the West are all sitting in our headquarters, and the marriage is calculated for free~ Don't miss it, everyone walks through and misses it~ As long as you line up, as long as you line up, rank ninety-nine-eight, and take the red line~ Don't miss it when you pass by~~~"

The two long queues instantly began to report the number in an uproar, and when they reported to the ninety-ninety-eighth one, they looked at it closely, hey, isn't this Qu Xiumian who just confessed to Bu Mengsheng?

Then Qu Xiumian was squeezed away by a swarm of bees, and he said with a sad face: "My dear friend hasn't promised me yet, I'm also a hard-working person, how can you bear it?!"

Everyone said that they couldn't bear to look at you very pitiful, and then they stopped him and beat him violently - then you can even more pity go to the cloth deputy to comfort you, the brothers can only help you get here, no thanks!

Just when the team in the rear was grabbing the position, the people at the front had already begun to catch the two marriage gods to work, Mo Feisong as a figure at the level of the former senior, and also had a strong personality, as soon as he appeared, he went to the front row, and no one dared to rank in front of him, so Mo Feisong became the first person in Cupid's line, and said to Cupid with a smile: "This little friend, you chose me and She Xun Xiaoyou as the object of your bet, does it mean that the two of us are particularly fateful?"

Seeing him queuing, he secretly rubbed Bai Congqiu, who was eavesdropping next to him, and was furious, "Mo Feisong, you still dare to covet my baby! Let me tell you, no door! There is no crack in the door...... Whew!"

"Stupid!" She Xun slapped him away with his tail, deeply feeling that one day he would be tempted to kill the big white cat and then be chased by the entire Spirit Security Bureau...... No, according to the degree of dislike of Bai Congqiu, maybe he may still win the Spiritual Security Bureau's Best Human Saving Award......

Mo Feisong didn't bother to pay attention to Bai Congqiu, just stared at Cupid with a smile, the latter was under a lot of pressure from him, and said tremblingly: "Before, senior, your love line is shallow, and you have been single for many years, I'm afraid ...... I'm afraid that someone with fate will still be waiting for you in the future, and the fate is not enough for the time being, don't be in a hurry......"

It means that you have been a single dog for 10,000 years, and it doesn't matter if you continue to be a dog...... Mo Feisong nodded to show that he understood, and simply turned around and left, everyone looked at his calm back, and was about to sigh that a master is a master, and he was still so calm when he was judged to continue to be a bachelor and abused...... Suddenly heard a bang, the table in front of Cupid instantly shattered into thousands of eight hundred petals, Cupid was silent for a while, and really cried - can he still return to the Western Heavenly Realm alive?

Fei Rong, who was standing next to him as a bodyguard, didn't care, so she casually carried another table and put it on top of the pile of residues, and said smugly: "I knew that the scrap rate of tables, chairs and benches must be 100%, so I asked the spiritual logistics department to move 100 sets of tables and chairs for you.

Cupid: "...... "He wants to go home!"

On the other hand, Bi Fang, as an informed bird, flies relatively fast at the same time, so he is very honored to be the first in the line in front of Yue Lao, Yue Lao pinched his fingers and counted, and said without tears: "Miss Bi Fang, can your hand stop touching my waist?

Bi Fang, who favored Zhengtai, said indifferently: "I touch mine, you count yours, I don't mind." ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ But I mind!" Yue Lao avoided her hand with difficulty, and said with a bitter face: "Miss Bi Fang, your marriage is here, in the southeast position, in the depths of the lotus flower......"

"Really?!" Bi Fang immediately stopped moving, and ran away with her eyes shining on her high heels, and others could immediately guess where she was going - the headquarters community is in the southeast of the headquarters building, where there is a lake full of water lilies, which looks great in the middle of summer - but the lake is frozen this season, where does the lotus come from?

Yue Lao watched her run away without seeing the shadow of the bird for a moment, and was stunned, Er Kang's hand: "Girl, the time has not come, why are you in a hurry......

Someone hurriedly helped and asked, "When is the time?"

Yue Lao said with a distressed face: "Within two hundred years...... I can still wait. ”

Headquarters: "......" They could almost imagine the scene of a fiery Bifang bird waiting for the Wangfu Stone in the lotus pond...... It wasn't your average bleakness.

Feng Rong and Lin Yingkong stood on a high platform overlooking the hustle and bustle below, listening to those movements, they couldn't help laughing, Lin Yingkong looked at E Jingbai next to him: "You really don't want to ask who your destined person is?"

E Jingbai, who finally explained that he had nothing to do with Yan Mi, was teased again in a blink of an eye, and he said with a dark face: "No need." ”

"Huh?" Feng Rong glanced at him and said slowly: "Then I don't need to remind you, Yan Mi is also queuing up below." ”

"What?!" E Jingbai was stunned, "Why is he here?!"

Feng Rong felt that he was a kind person, so he immediately sold his teammates for a second, "Meng Tian brought him in." ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ I wish Meng Tian!" E Jingbai gritted her teeth and rushed down...... I'm looking for Yanmi.

Lin Yingkong said faintly: "There are enough tsunderes in the headquarters, and the lethality of a Bu Mengsheng is big enough, so why bother with Jingbai." ”

Jiu Tianyu, who was watching from the sidelines, also frustrated his teeth and said viciously: "Hehe, the marriage line has not been unraveled, he can ignore me anytime and anywhere, saying that he doesn't covet my corn, who will believe it!"

Lin Yingkong thought thoughtfully, "So it's because Yan Mi doesn't like him, so Jingbai will deny it?"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Come on, if you don't have someone you like, what kind of marriage is that dead ice cube?" Jiu Tianyu looked down at Yan Mi in the crowd who automatically separated the people around him by half an arm's length, he stood there arrogantly and self-contained in his trouser pockets, and then E Jingbai squeezed in, as if asking what he was doing, Yan Mi tilted his head and said a few words to him, E Jingbai stood with him a little entangled, Jiu Tianyu was speechless, "Tsk, labor and management have known him for so many years, but I haven't seen him so sticky to me." ”

Lin Yingkong glanced at him, as if smiling, "Who made you a friend, not a sweetheart?" "Is it so easy to defeat the truth that has never faded through the ages?

Jiu Tianyu rolled his eyes, "Yes, you are a model of this kind of person. ”

And Feng Rong was talking to Xing Jun, who was watching the excitement: "Why are you in such a hurry to settle the bill in person this time, didn't Ai Tianjun come over before?"

"No way," Xing Jun shrugged his shoulders as if distressed, "In the past, my employees always said that they wanted to raise their salaries, so I said wait for the Year of the Monkey and the Horse Month, who knew that there would really be a Horse Moon in the Year of the Monkey this year!"

Feng Rong was stunned for a moment, and then instantly lost his smile, "Is this okay?"

Xing Jun sighed and said: "No, the young people now have all the ideas, I'm old, and I can't keep up with the times." ”

Feng Rong shook his head, "Don't say you're old, your charm even makes many eighteen-year-old newcomers in the headquarters say that they want to give birth to monkeys for you...... Hmm, it should be this word, I always heard Rongzi say it. ”

"......" Xing Jun was momentarily speechless, "I'm pretty sure I didn't provoke them......"

And Lin Yingkong heard his minister praise other men, and immediately became jealous, and said with a smile: "Minister, you also want someone to give you a monkey?"

Feng Rong now felt a chill down his spine when he heard him shout about himself, cleared his throat and said righteously: "Who said it, I didn't think about anything, don't talk about it, good ha." ”

"Uh-huh~" It's rare for the minister to coax himself like this, Lin Yingkong is very useful, and he wants to kiss him when he turns his face sideways.

"Ministerβ€”" Derpy shouted as he flew up.

Feng Rong immediately distanced himself from Lin Yingkong, ignored his complaining eyes, and asked, "What's wrong?"

As soon as Derpy landed, he was frightened by Lin Yingkong's dead eyes, and stumbled: "I, I just want to say that someone wants to pay for Yue Lao's red line, and Yue Lao asks him if he can collect money?"

Lin Yingkong said "hehe" twice, "There was a big mess at the headquarters, and he still wants to do business and make money?"

Feng Rong patted the back of Lin Yingkong's hand soothingly, and said, "Let him go, there are so many members, if he really sends it, he will have to hang himself at the door of my office tomorrow, just let them stop playing pranks." ”

"Who is willing to play a prank if you really get it......" Lin Yingkong muttered, then looked at Derpy and raised his chin, "Go, by the way, help me and the minister get one." ”

"Okay Assistant Lin, no problem Assistant Lin!" Derpy got the instructions, immediately got out, and complained by the way - both of you are about to flash grenades to blind the whole headquarters, and you still need a red line?

Feng Rong was also a little puzzled, "What do we want a red thread for?" He actually always felt that these foreign objects could not affect the relationship problem, otherwise he would have tied a red thread to the little fingers of him and Baili Mengyan back then.

Lin Yingkong guessed what he was thinking when he saw his somewhat distracted expression, and suddenly felt that his jealous career might not be short, and frowned slightly: "The minister would rather be with Zong Shaoxian's executive line than with me?"

Zong Shaoxian: "......" He has already tried his best to treat himself as invisible, why do you still want to lie down and shoot him?

Feng Rong frowned as soon as he saw him, and he didn't have time to apologize to Zong Shaoxian, who was shot in the knee, reached out and rubbed his eyebrows, and said with a smile: "Do we still need this kind of thing between us?"

Feng Rong said unintentionally and sincerely, Lin Yingkong felt comfortable when he heard it, grabbed his hand and rubbed it, "That's, no one can rob me of the minister~"

Feng Rong was helpless, "Why do you think someone will come and rob me with you?"

"Puppet, do you have a little bit of the consciousness of a national male god......" Jiu Tianyu next to him couldn't listen to it, "Not long ago, your assistant was smashed by your fans and beat him with a challenge letter, don't you forget it so quickly? If you haven't forgotten, I sincerely suggest that you think carefully before meeting your parents, whether to change to someone who is not so clingy, not so jealous, and not so black-bellied!"

Feng Rong was embarrassed, "Yingkong, he's very good......"

Lin Yingkong immediately glanced at Jiu Tianyu, who was trying to hack him provocatively, and smiled like a March flower, which is called a bright spring, "I'm sorry Nine Vice, my minister thinks I'm good, I'm satisfied, and thank you for your suggestions, I'll be good, good, anti, and provincial." He deliberately bit down a few notes.

Jiu Tianyu snorted disdainfully, "Then you reflect, which time did you not do a good job...... Hehe. These two modal words fully indicate the possibility of infinite miserable ends.

Lin Yingkong didn't jump into the pit he dug, "I will always be sincere to the minister, how can I do something bad?"

His assistant confessed his true feelings at this end, but it was a pity that the minister who was introverted by nature sounded like a shameful play in front of the public, so he had to interrupt: "Okay, Yingkong, be polite to Tianyu." ”

"Okay, minister!" Lin Yingkong's heart instantly bloomed, the so-called politeness is to treat guests - don't ask the author how Assistant Lin understands this word - doesn't this show that Jiu Tianyu is an outsider and he is an insider, Lin Yingkong was happy, and thought of the kiss that was interrupted just now, and immediately leaned forward to make up for this kiss to express his surging feelings.

"Minister-" Zhu Mengtian suddenly rushed over.

"......" Lin Yingkong's forehead was bruised, and Zhu Mengtian, who wanted to pounce with his eyes, was stunned in place, and he didn't need to ask with a smile, he gritted his teeth with a smile and asked, "Again- what's wrong?"

The word "again" is meaningful, Zhu Meng Tian looked at his posture and couldn't understand what was going on, so he took a step back with a dry smile, "What, I want to tell the minister that Shenjun and Teacher Mo are fighting again." ”

Lin Yingkong smiled, "I wish them to kill each other at the same time." ”

"......" Feng Rong's eyelids jumped, and he quickly patted him on the shoulder, and then said to Zhu Mengtian: "Why are they fighting again?" Didn't Yue Lao just say that She Xun was not Mo Feisong's marriage?

Zhu Mengtian touched his chin, "I didn't see the process, it is said that Teacher Mo sent a very expensive gift to She Xun in the morning, She Xun just said that he wanted to return it to him, Shenjun looked at it, and without saying a word, he took an axe and pinched Teacher Mo." ”

"......" Feng Rong paused, and said very calmly: "You go and tell Shenjun that if he continues to fight, I will transfer She to patrol my field team to help while he goes to volunteer labor." "She Xun's supernumerary identity is under the name of the Spirit Law Enforcement Department, and as the minister, he has greater authority than Bai Congqiu to give orders to She Xun.

When Zhu Meng Tian heard this, he gloated and smiled, and immediately rushed to convey the minister's instructions, and not long after, he heard a wail from somewhere: "Little puppet, don't ahhh

Feng Rong ignored it, Bai Congqiu became more and more nonsense, She Xun is still a character who is used to provoking people, if he doesn't teach Bai Congqiu a lesson, is he planning to duel with the members of the whole headquarters who have seen She Xun another day?

Lin Yingkong didn't care about Bai Congqiu, who was dead, and stared at Feng Rong resentfully, "Minister...... "He just wants to kiss it, why is it so difficult!?"

Feng Rong looked back at his appearance, and immediately couldn't help laughing, Lin Yingkong has always looked confident, Feng Rong has never seen him deflated - wrong, minister, Assistant Lin often eats deflated in your hands, but it's a pity that you don't notice your lack of emotional intelligence.

"Don't make trouble," Feng Rong couldn't help but say in a coaxing tone, and touched his head with his hand, and said in a low voice: "Ahem, go back and ...... what?"

"But I want to kiss you now!" Lin Yingkong said unwillingly, "You and Executive Officer Zong Shaoxian have to stay together for four days, I'm not happy, minister, you won't give me any compensation?"

Feng Rong touched his nose a little uncomfortably, and his eyes flickered, "This ......"

Lin Yingkong made a firm face, "I want to kiss you." ”

Containment: "......"

"Minister, if you don't speak, I'll kiss you?" Lin Yingkong looked at his expression, and saw that he didn't have any objection, so he leaned down contentedly......

"Minister, long-" Qu Xiumian cried wolf, "my daughter-in-law, he asked for the red line and didn't give it to me, he wanted to climb the wall...... Whewβ€”β€”!"

"......" The audience raised their heads to look at Qu Xiumian, who was being sucked from one end of the floor to the other, and the huge humanoid object crossed a graceful arc in the air, and then "snapped" and smashed on the wall, leaving a deep humanoid ......

"You, you, yet, have, end, no, end!" Lin Yingkong almost gritted his teeth, he really wanted to set fire to this group of light bulbs! I burned! I burned! I burned it!

didn't wait for him to really start setting fire, suddenly he heard Feng Rong's "poof", and laughed directly, Lin Yingkong was stunned, turned his head and saw that Feng tolerated twice, and still couldn't help laughing, not the usual way of just bending his lips and laughing no matter how happy he was, but the kind of happy smile, he held Lin Yingkong's arm, and said while laughing: "Haha, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to laugh, but Yingkong, you are so cute...... Haha, hahaha......"