Volume 9: The Matchmaker Arrives (19)

Of course, Feng Rong thinks very beautifully, the reality is very skinny, no matter how you think about that kind of thing, it is impossible to drop, not to mention the question of whether Lin Yingkong will run wild, he himself is busy every day as the head of the Spirit Law Enforcement Department, and it is impossible to fly a kite with Zong Shaoxian, I wish Meng Tian is definitely the first one who will pounce on him and hug his thigh to accuse him of inhumanity.

And after Yue Lao and Cupid were tied up by Wuhuanda to ensure that they could not "commit murder" again, Feng Rong signaled E Jingbai to wake up the two dizzy marriage gods for interrogation - even if they felt that it was unlikely that these two gods were spies sent by some organization or that they wanted to make a profit in the Spiritual Security Bureau, it was undeniable that they were making trouble at the headquarters.

But the facts still gave them a cruel blow!

"So this is the headquarters of the Spiritual Security Bureau?!"

"So this is the headquarters of the Spiritual Security Bureau in the East?!" this is the stunned Cupid.

"......=Blood=!" This is all the members of the headquarters who inquired.

The headquarters of the Spiritual Security Bureau is about to be turned upside down by you, and you actually say that you don't know what kind of place this is, who believes it!

It's a pity, according to Yue Lao and Cupid's confession, they did just find out that this is the nest of the Spiritual Security Bureau, because in recent years, the Three Realms have been peaceful, and the marriage and fertility indicators of all ethnic groups are gradually improving, they are idle, and they have nothing to do to go out, and they haven't gone out for several years, until this year's New Year is approaching, Cupid wants to come to see the lively scene of the Eastern New Year, by the way, find Yue Lao to play, both of them are considered to be the main gods in charge of marriage, although the jurisdiction is different, but usually often compete for the business of the two sides, this time they are talking, because of the two people's different views on marriage and quarreled, their different concepts are well knownCupid feels that only fiery love can make two people fall in love quickly, and achieve the purpose of forming a family, too bland feelings will always make people feel that something is missing, and Yue Lao feels that only the long-term relationship can last, if you keep maintaining that fanaticism, then the enthusiasm will always fade.

So the two gods didn't convince anyone, so they simply made a bet, randomly picked a place and unilaterally exerted their magical powers on the two people, to see which one of the people accepted the other party's pursuit faster, and then became a serious couple, in order to increase the difficulty, they also deliberately selected two people who were dissatisfied with each other at the beginning, one released an arrow and one wrapped the red line, so secretly hiding aside to watch the play, waiting for the acceptance results.

But unfortunately, the headquarters of the Spiritual Security Bureau was set in K City after the end of the anti-alliance war six years ago, although Yue Lao and Cupid knew that they had joined this huge organization, but because of the retreat in the past few years, they did not know much about many things of the Spiritual Security Bureau, they randomly landed in K City, and after some discussion, they felt that it was not challenging to bet on emotional humans, so they followed the demons and monsters in the city all the way to the concentration of demons and monsters, and just ran to the headquarters building, and this building was not very ostentatious to hang a sign on the periphery to say that they were the lair of the Spirit Security Bureau, Yue Lao and Cupid discovered the space formation when they climbed the elevator, and then the badge of the Spiritual Logistics Department of the Spiritual Security Bureau on their bodies still reacted, and they thought that this was a relatively large branch, and they didn't care, so they swiped the badge and easily entered......

Then the misfortune has developed to this day, Yue Lao and Cupid are two goods, they have been engaged in the gambling business, and they didn't have time to carefully investigate where they were messing around, originally Yue Lao should have known Bai Congqiu, the White Tiger Divine Monarch, but he went to "ambush" at that time Mo Feisong and She Xun are Cupid, he is not so sensitive to the appearance of the Orientals, and he is even less familiar with the director of the Spiritual Security Bureau, who has never shown his head much, until today he met the famous mobile sign puppet minister, the two of them found out that something bad happened, and they thought that they just bumped into them when they were sealing the inspection branch, and because they were making trouble on other people's territory, they were so frightened that they wanted to go as a plan, how do they know that the IQ and character of the emergency are also dropped, even if the IQ of a group of people in the headquarters is pulled to the same level as them, they are still unlucky and did not succeed in escaping。

That's right, it's that simple, this is a tragedy caused by two stupid people, Amitabha.

"I don't care if you know where you are," E Jingbai, whose whole face was falling ice slag, slapped the table, and the two people opposite trembled, "Anyway, you unravel the spell on our body, immediately, immediately!"

When Yue Lao heard this, he was anxious: "How can this work, our gambling game has not yet been decided!"

Cupid was also busy nodding and agreed: "Yes, yes, our gamble is not over yet!"

Zhu Meng Tian pinched his bone fingers and sneered: "If you don't solve it, your gamble is not over, I will let you finish it now!"

Yue Lao and Cupid: "......!" Help!

Di Bingqiao pushed the flat glasses she had just put on, and she was holding two syringes in her hands with disposable gloves, she almost faced them with an expression that could be called a "cruel smile", and she was still wearing a white coat, like a perverted medical scientist who would press people to the operating table to dissect, "Perhaps, we can try the legendary truth elixir." ”

Yue Lao and Cupid: "......!!!" said that the spiritual security bureau that is in charge of the people must have entered the den of thieves!

Fei Rong, who came back in time to watch the lively ending, smiled and said: "According to the provisions of Chapter 7 of Chapter 9 of the First Law of the Spiritual Realm, we have the right to deal with anyone who disturbs the order of the Spiritual Security Bureau. ”

Derpy looked up at her silently - Rongzi, you actually memorized the first method of the supernatural world so well?

The corners of Fei Rong's mouth twitched - cough cough, no, isn't it often possible to kill some felons with a single heavy hand, and this regulation can be used to avoid writing reports or something......

Bai Congqiu, who didn't pay attention to his subordinates' eyebrows, now only wanted to remove the arrow of love from She Xun's body, and viciously put his double axe on the table, "Spread wild in my territory, you two - do you want to die?"

Yue Lao and Cupid instantly wanted to rush over to him as a leg pendant to express their determination - the determination to beg for mercy, "QAQ doesn't want to, huh~ please let go!"

Feng Rong, as the leader of this interrogation, calmly spoke: "So, are you willing to say it?"

Yue Lao and Cupid glanced at each other, and then looked at Feng Rong with a moist and soft look, trying to get his "pity", but Feng Rong always had a straight face without the slightest accommodating meaning, Yue Lao could only look at death and say: "I'm sorry ......"

Lin Yingkong, who was behind the minister, raised his eyebrows, and Cupid, who had a psychological shadow on him, immediately buried his head and screamed: "Don't slap your face!"

Others present: "What about ......", I want to slap him in the face.

Feng Rong stared at the two marriage gods thoughtfully, "Why don't you say it? If you don't atone for your crimes, it is indeed not a very light crime to make trouble at the headquarters of the Spiritual Security Bureau." ”

Yue Lao was finally able to finish the sentence that had been interrupted just now: "I'm sorry, we can't solve your problems!"

Members of the headquarters: "......" Did they catch the wrong person?

Seeing that they had the rhythm of throwing a few manifestation spells on the spot or directly pulling their faces, Yue Lao hurriedly explained: "Cupid and I are not really going to disturb the order of marriage, so the validity period of both my red line and his love arrow is five days, and we will divide the victory or defeat within three days, whether it is successful or not, they will return to normal after three days, so the effect of this spell is also doubled, so we can see the results in a short time...... Meaning, cough, we can only solve it with those who have turned against the other people just now, but before that, in order to prevent the other party from cheating, the kind of arrow and red thread that Cupid and I used are very special, and I promise that there will be no side effects except that we can't remove this by ourselves...... Blah, please don't slap your face!"

Looking at Yue Lao and Cupid, who were dragged to the corner and beaten violently, Feng Rong said with a deep face and pretending to be sad: "In other words, Shaoxian and I will have to wait at least four more days before we can separate......?" The trap that fell from the world suddenly turned into a pie, and I felt a little excited and swollen!

Lin Yingkong took a deep look, "That's really ......."

He didn't say anything, Feng Rong was afraid that he would notice something, and in an instant, his face did not move, and his heart was uneasy, and he continued: "It's too regrettable." ”

"Oh?" Lin Yingkong seemed to smile, "It's a pity that you can't continue to tie up with the red line of Zong Shaoxian's executive officer?"

Silently when he was already invisible, Zong Shaoxian: "...... "When the two of you are flirting and scolding, can you not lie down and shoot me?" Forget it, I'll go and beat the culprit.

Feng Rong said with an honest face: "It's a pity to delay a little...... Zong Shaoxian has been an executive for so many days, so he and Meng Tian can't be in the same world for the time being, don't misinterpret what I mean. ”

Zong Shaoxian couldn't help it, "Zhu Mengtian and I are not a couple, and you can't insult my eyes, minister." ”

Lin Yingkong said in surprise: "Meng Tian announced in front of me a few hours ago that you are his future daughter-in-law!"

"......" After beating up, Zhu Mengtian, who ran back refreshed, immediately took the opportunity.

"......" Feng Rong looked at Zong Shaoxian with a condemning look of "How can you deceive me, who is the head boss of your husband and wife".

"......" Zong Shaoxian thought, did he kill Zhu Mengtian or kill Zhu Mengtian or kill Zhu Mengtian? Hmm, but before that, he had to think about how to explain to his sister that he really didn't plan to rob him of this idiot with a hole in his head......

Yue Lao and Cupid, who had been beaten, were finally dragged back to the interrogation table, and Feng Rong asked very seriously, "Have you thought of a way?"

Although he didn't expect you to continue to be beaten, Yue Lao and Cupid still shook their heads and cried: "No, Minister Dark, we really can't handle it!"

Feng Rong tried to resist the urge to snicker, and asked very calmly, "Then who can solve it?"

"......" Yue Lao and Cupid looked at him silently, expressing their meaning with their eyes - neither of them can handle it professionally, and they still expect to cross the line?

Feng Rong stretched out his hands to the others present with a look of regret and sadness, "They really can't handle it." ”

Members of the headquarters: "......" I don't know why, I always feel that your expression is a little too rich, shouldn't you be the same color when the headquarters building collapses in front of you?

Sensing that Lin Yingkong's eyes were also slightly suspicious of himself, Feng Rong sighed in his heart, immediately changed the topic, beckoned Bu Mengsheng to come over, and then said to the two marriage gods: "Okay, the previous problem is not easy to solve, but you have to find a way to solve the other problem, how many times have you added the effect of your spells......? What's going on with the Overlord's hard bow?"

Because of the chickens and dogs jumping this afternoon, Bu Mengsheng didn't have time to change the shirt on his body that was torn off by Qu Xiumian, and at this time, he raised his chin and snorted and stood there, which was the evidence that he was played by a hooligan, and the old man Yue was shocked and said: "How is it possible, good fate and bad fate are all about your love and my wishes, how can we come here in chaos?!" This scared the vernacular and the classical Chinese together......

Cupid also had a humiliating expression of "you framed me", "The love I like is the type of passion like fire, but it is not lust/fire, and if you are hit by the arrow of love, you are not poisoned by X, how can it have this effect?"

The two of them were beaten up just now, like shrunken quails, and as soon as people doubted their professionalism at this moment, they suddenly became stiff, and when everyone heard this, they also shook their minds - wasn't they the ghost?

Yue Lao is also a good observer, and when he saw their expressions, he knew what he was saying, and asked, "Minister Dark, this matter you said is a special case, right?"

Feng Rong turned his head to look at the others, the big guy thought for a while, it was really only the pair of Qu Xiumian and Bu Mengsheng who made such a big fuss, and the others stayed in the state of proposing marriage at most, like Mo Feisong and others who were still reading love letters in purity, so he nodded, Feng Rong understood, and said: "It is indeed a special case, Yue Lao, what do you mean......?"

"What else does it mean, the one who was recruited already liked him~" Yue Lao looked at Cupid with disdain, "It's the arrow you shot, find two that can almost be a pair at a glance to make up the number, you are cheating!"

Cupid was not convinced, "No, the two of them must have rolled into bed and didn't know that the other liked them, and they didn't want to believe it if they knew, isn't it more challenging for people?"

The members of the "......" headquarters looked sideways at Bu Mengsheng - it turned out that the famous playboy leader had already fallen under the suit pants of the first arrogant person in the headquarters?

"......" Bu Mengsheng was thinking about how he should tactfully express that he really had nothing to do with Qu Xiumian, he just accidentally had a crush on that beast for more than ten years...... By the way, that beast likes him? Hehe, ghost letter!

"......" everyone who saw Bu Mengsheng's expression - I don't know why I suddenly sympathized with Qu Xiumian, the road was bumpy, and I went all the way!

Zhu Mengtian looked at E Jingbai, then at Feng Rong, and asked: "It's not that the red line determines the marriage, the arrow of love can also make two people heart-to-heart...... Okay, now it's a single heart, but if the person who is recruited has something else to love, can it also affect its effect?"

In the face of his questioning, Yue Lao said with a righteous face, and was heartbroken: "There is still a place where the Heavenly Dao cannot be calculated, how can you expect our divine powers to be accurate?"

Cupid also nodded seriously, and said in awkward Chinese: "Yes, love is originally the real growth of every living creature from the heart, and we, as the masters of the marriage between heaven and earth, only want to promote its growth, not make it create something out of nothing." ”

It was a high-sounding statement, but Zhu Mengtian immediately despised them: "Isn't what you are doing now just making something out of nothing?"

Yue Lao and Cupid, who were slapped in the face in an instant: "......" They are gods anyway, can they give some face!!

Feng Rong ignored the grief and indignation of the two of them, and looked at everyone, "Is there anything else you want to ask?"

"I have. Xing Jun, who came to watch because of curiosity, raised his hand.

"Just ask. Feng Rong moved out of his place.

"Ahem," Xing Jun cleared his throat, then looked at Yue Lao and then at Cupid, and asked in an academic tone, "Is your current image a real body?"

Yue Lao and Cupid: "...... What?"

"I remember the legendary old moon, well, the old man under the moon, I thought it was an old man, but I see you ......" Xing Jun's eyes roamed over the old moon's face, and the meaning was very obvious.

Yue Lao said indignantly for a while: "It's not that you humans always say that you don't have hair on your mouth and can't do things well, it turns out that for many thousands of years, I have been a real person, you humans will be crooked as soon as they appear, I occasionally go to the Yue Lao Temple to sell red rope to make extra money, and I am disliked, if it weren't for you, why would I become an ugly and terrible old man......!"

A group of people at the headquarters: "......" No, no matter what you become after reading yourself, no one will believe that you are reliable.

Xing Jun wrote a bunch of words in his small notebook, and then looked at Cupid, "I remember that Cupid in Greek mythology was a very cute boy...... "Is it also to be more convincing?"

Who knows how Cupid roared: "Don't mention the way I looked when I was three inches of beans! That was the black history of many years ago! This god will grow up! I don't understand when I grow up! In addition to not getting rid of my virgin body, where is this god small?

A group of people at headquarters: "......" doesn't want to hit you, but I still have to say that it's true that a virgin or something is a boy and not a man, XD.

Cupid: "......" is embarrassed that he wants to die.