The two walked up to the stage, and before they could speak, an audience member at the bottom said: "Look at these two people, they still have books in their hands, and they look like teachers going to teach students." ”

After the man finished speaking, the audience burst into laughter.

Everyone came to see cross talk, but as a result, you two are so serious, everyone doesn't laugh at you, what's the blame?

In this regard, the man's face changed directly.

Fortunately, the woman next to him slapped his hand, and he didn't have a seizure.

"Let me introduce myself first, my name is Chai Mi, and her name is Li Yu. Those who have heard the cross talk between the two of us give a round ovation. ”

Suddenly, there were a few people on the field who applauded.

After all, this is a cross talk competition organized by the school, everyone is a classmate, and it is normal for someone to hear it.

"Thank you, not much, not too much. ”

Then, Chai Mi said to Tang Beiming: "I see that you didn't applaud, you don't know me, right?"

Tang Beiming was stunned, are you very famous?

Do I have to know you?

However, this is the scene of the game, and the other side must also be given a face.

"Isn't this an acquaintance?"

Tang Beiming was already very face-giving to the other party, but as a result, the other party didn't give himself face at all.

"I really didn't expect that, I really didn't expect that you wouldn't know me. ”

Then, Chai Mi stepped forward.

"These are three books for you, and I wanted to sign them for you, but since you don't know them, forget it. ”

As he spoke, Chai Mi sent over three books.

"These three books were written by our husband and wife, you can take a look. ”

"This is "Campus Cross Talk", this is "Cross Talk Finite Element", and this one, this is "Logic Funny". ”

Tang Beiming saw that someone had sent him something, and he didn't come empty-handed, so his anger disappeared a little.

He took the book, and then heard Chai Mi say: "I guess you can also understand "Logic Funny", and the other two books can't be understood." ”

Tang Beiming was stunned, this, what kind of person is this.

This is a gift of pure disgust.

"By the way, if you don't understand, you can come and ask me, don't tear it. ”

"Of course, I'm also busy, so I don't necessarily have time to take care of you. ”

After speaking, Chai Mi returned to the stage.

Tang Beiming was speechless for a while holding three books.

"Then we're going to get started. ”

The game begins, and the two-person performance begins.

Chai Mi: "Let's introduce myself first." ”

Li Yu: "We are a couple who have been married for ten years and come from China Overseas Jiaotong University. ”

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

At this point, there was a round of applause.

Doctor, this is a doctor.

High-achieving students, cheating and cheating.

Chai Mi: "I heard the director say that the two of us are the only couple in the competition. ”

Li Yu: "I don't speak rigorously, I should say that the two of us are the only couple, and we are still husband and wife when we compete." ”

Chai Mi: "Yes. ”

Off the field, there was a burst of laughter.

Chai Mi: "No, what do you mean by that?"

Li Yu: "We female doctors speak rigorously and have to fully consider all possibilities. ”

Li Yu: "Those players who are not husband and wife now, can't they become husband and wife in the future?"

Chai Mi thought for a while: "That's right." ”

Li Yu: "Those who are husband and wife now can't ...... in the future"

Chai Mi listened and listened, always feeling that something was wrong, and he quickly interrupted: "No, this can't." ”

Chai Mi continued: "Your female doctor is too hurtful to speak. ”

Li Yu: "It doesn't have to hurt people, I don't believe you asked me a question." ”

Chai Mi: "It's okay, what do you think I look like?"

Li Yu: "Ugly. ”

Chai Mi covered his head for a while: "How about it, I'll just say hurt people, right?"

Li Yu: "You ask yourself, isn't this looking for black, you can ask Teacher Tang." ”

Chai Mi: "Okay, what do you think of Mr. Tang?"

Li Yu: "It's very handsome." ”

Tang Beiming listened to the crosstalk between the two of them, and they were almost asleep.

It wasn't until he heard this sentence that he came to his senses and applauded.

And driven by Tang Beiming, the two doctors finally got another round of applause from the audience.

Chai Mi: "Poof! You're still hurting people." ”

Li Yu: "What's the matter, I said that if I don't speak rigorously, it will make people angry." ”

Chai Mi: "Oh. Audience friends, you must be wondering, if you speak rigorously, what will it look like?"

Li Yu: "Among the judges, Mr. Tang is very handsome. ”

Tang Beiming looked left and right, and the people sitting next to him were some elderly university teachers.

Listening to this, are you praising yourself, or are you hurting yourself?

Chai Mi: "What you said offended the other teachers, I see how you will be promoted." By the way, then you can evaluate me more rigorously. ”

Li Yu: "You are the second most beautiful among all the players on the court." ”

Chai Mi glanced at him: "You think I can't hear it, there are only two players in total, aren't you just praising yourself for being good-looking in disguise?"

The two of them are like this, unwilling to talk about their cross talk in vain.

To be honest, their cross talk has really not seen the audience laugh until now.

Li Yu: "Speaking of which, the audience and friends must be curious to know how I, a female doctor, talk about cross talk." ”

Chai Mi: "I still want to know how I married a female doctor." Otherwise, let's recreate the scene and show it for everyone. ”

As he spoke, the two sat down.

At this moment, Tang Beiming was thirsty and drinking water.

Then, seeing them like this, he directly squirted out a mouthful of water.

Phew.

Is this still a cross talk competition, how can this still come with a sketch performance.

Chai Mi: "Do you remember? Ten years ago, the two of us used to sit on a bench by Siyuan Lake. ”

Li Yu: "Of course I do." Wow, the moon is reflected in the lake, so romantic. ”

Chai Mi: "What did you say at the time, the scene reappeared. ”

Li Yu: "Wow! The moon is mirrored by the lake, forming an illusion, which is so romantic." ”

The two of them thought the joke they were telling was hilarious.

However, the audience was collectively confused.

Because, the joke is really not funny.

Or rather, it's not a joke at all, it's physics knowledge.

On the field, there was an embarrassment.

Chai Mi: "Li Yu, you know that I like to write cross talk very much, so I was reluctant to leave the cross talk association, so I was admitted to the doctorate. ”

Li Yu: "Huh?"

Chai Mi: "There are still many years before the doctor graduates, I don't want to delay you, let's get married." ”

Na Chai Mi felt that his unusual turn must have attracted many people to laugh.

As a result, the auditorium was silent.

It was even more embarrassing on the field.

Li Yu: "Are you tired of talking like this?"

Chai Mi: "I promise, I will love you like a perpetual motion machine." ”

Li Yu: "Don't, don't, a perpetual motion machine doesn't exist." ”

At this point, their cross talk performance is basically over.

But it seems that the on-site response is not very good?

In fact, their cross talk is completely teaching.

What kind of cross talk is this, everyone can't understand it, it's strange that it can give you a clap and smile?

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