The atmosphere was very embarrassing, the audience did not applaud, and the doctor and wife also finished their performance, and there was nothing to say.

Tang Beiming was waiting for the other judges to comment, but looking at the meaning of the other judges, they didn't seem to be able to accept this form of cross talk, and they didn't know how to comment one by one.

In the end, it was Tang Beiming who broke the deadlock.

"Done?"

"It's over. ”

"Oh, I've been watching these two formulas on your clothes, what are they?"

The doctor and his wife, wearing a red dress on their upper body.

On the red clothes, each has a very complicated formula.

Chai Mi: "This is the formula cross talk I wrote in that book, "Cross Talk Finite Element", in general, I can calculate how much time each audience has on average to laugh once, how much time it takes to laugh each time, how much time I want to let the audience rest, and then let them laugh a second time. ”

Chai Mi's words made everyone dizzy now.

Why do you listen to cross talk, isn't it because there is too much social pressure, and you want to listen to cross talk, laugh, and relax the pressure?

Fortunately, when I get to you, I have to be constrained by rules and regulations even to laugh.

How much time do you have to laugh once, and how much time you laugh each time.

Come on, come on, you help me calculate how much time I once, how much each time I.

Chai Mi continued: "We have used this formula to write more than 500 cross talks. Didn't I ask you at the beginning, do you know us? ”

On the side, Li Yu also added: "Yes, it's a little strange, how could you not know us?"

Odd?

Tang Beiming still feels strange?

You two have a problem with your brains, why do I have to know you?

Listening to your tone, as if I didn't know you, I made a big mistake, that's the real weirdness, okay?

"By the way, Mr. Tang, your wife is a big star Zhao Lifei, she has a lot of contact, or if you ask her, she must know us. ”

Chai Mi said with confidence, and felt that Zhao Lifei knew herself 100%.

Tang Beiming turned his head and looked at the audience, Zhao Lifei's direction: "Do you know them?"

Zhao Lifei smiled awkwardly, then shook her head.

Suddenly, the scene became more awkward.

Just now, when Chai Mi said that, he was so confident.

As a result, in less than a minute, he was slapped in the face.

"No, there's a problem, I'm going to talk about it. ”

"You say, I guide you. ”

"Cross talk, it's cross talk, it's freewheeling, it's a piece of music, there is no formula, there are no rules, everyone has to laugh for how long, how often to laugh, you look at me, I can laugh if I want to, and if I don't want to laugh, I won't laugh. ”

Tang Beiming felt that he had commented on their performance very fairly.

As a result, it attracted great dissatisfaction from the other party.

"So, what do you mean by that?"

"The meaning is very simple, you say that your formula cross talk is good, and the only way to test whether it is good or not, is whether there is an audience to buy your tickets. ”

"Let's just say that my "Tang Dynasty" movie is priced at 50 yuan, which is more expensive than ordinary movies, but the audience is willing to spend money, which is success. ”

"And your formula cross talk, we take it out and put it in Zhonghai Stadium, and the audience is willing to spend money to see it, that is success. ”

Chai Mi stretched out his hand: "That's good, you can invest money." ”

Tang Beiming was speechless for a while, he just commented on you, how is your cross talk.

As a result, when you reach out and ask people for money, who is used to giving you the habit?

"I don't vote. ”

"Why?"

"Because, I think your formula cross talk sucks. ”

Tang Beiming has endured these two people for a long time, and he has never been angry.

Finally, he began to tell the truth.

Just the two of you have this formula cross talk, you haven't amused a few audiences here, you still want to go to Zhonghai Stadium and amuse hundreds of thousands of spectators, you think too much.

"Hehe, rotten, I don't think so, you're afraid that everyone will watch my cross talk, and no one will watch your movie. Bah, you're just afraid that I'm on fire, I didn't expect you to have this kind of pink eye. ”

"Are you thinking too much, neither of us is in the same industry, I haven't said cross talk, what kind of business are you robbing?"

Tang Beiming only felt that the two people in front of him were a little inexplicable.

"Hehe, then let's talk about some advanced, don't always be cross talk. ”

"Wait, why isn't cross talk advanced, if you don't think it's advanced, why are you here?"

"No, let's not always talk about cross talk, let's talk about the real Chinese cross talk. ”

"Stop, I don't understand what you're saying anymore. What is the difference between cross talk and Chinese cross talk, the cross talk we are talking about is not Chinese?"

"Okay, let's talk about the topic you just talked about, how do you say to be on the scene and amuse the audience, right?"

"Yes, that's what I said. ”

"You said that people are different, everyone's laughter is different, everyone can do whatever they want, laugh when they want. But I'm telling you, you're wrong. People are the same, as long as you use my formula for cross talk, any person, on any occasion, can amuse any audience, believe it or not?"

Chai Mi continued: "I'm not a star, I'm not an actor, I'm not a master of cross talk, I'm just an ordinary person, I can still make ordinary people say cross talk, as long as I use my formula cross talk, everyone can do it, isn't this a success?"

"Shall I question you now?"

Chai Mi's words made the atmosphere a little stiff.

Questioning, what are you going to do?

Challenge the judges, this is amazing, is the dog jumping off the wall in a hurry?

"If I knew that you were a judge, I shouldn't have come. ”

Tang Beiming smiled coldly and applauded the other party: "That's good, it's too late for you to leave now." ”

"No, since I'm here, I won't leave easily, I just didn't expect that you are such a spicy chicken that you can't understand my formula cross talk. ”

"It's not my spicy chicken, it's that you think too highly of yourself, you think you're the champion, and all those who don't look down on your formula cross talk are spicy chicken. ”

"That is, I should have been the champion, but you are a spicy chicken, you can't see my talent, you are really incapable, don't talk about me, just say my apprentice Wu Nian, he was also eliminated by you. ”

"He could have been promoted, just because he was influenced by your formula cross talk. ”

"You're targeting us, shouldn't we be champions?"

"You can make your own competition, and you'll be the champion. But I'm telling you, here, you can't, as long as I'm here, you're not a champion. ”

"So you say, we're eliminated?"

"Yes, you're eliminated. ”

"Are you sure you haven't played the knockout music yet?"

"Sure, the music is coming right away. ”

Ding dong!

In an instant, the elimination music sounded, and the faces of Chai Mi and Li Yu were difficult to see.

"Tang Beiming, you will see, if you don't let us live today, maybe tomorrow, you will also be eliminated in my hands. ”

"Where's everyone's applause?"

Quietly, everyone was silent for a while, and not a single one applauded.

In the end, Chai Mi and Li Yu left the stage like two lost dogs.

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