After wearing it twice, there is no shadow.

Its stubbornness made us scream in fright!

“… Ah...h

Fortunately, Guo Sange was not so close, and he dodged to the side again, not kicking at all, otherwise he would have been injured if he scraped it.

After Guo Sange came back, he said to us very regretfully: "There is really a rope on its corner, I don't know who tied the rope is too short, if it is longer, you can catch him." ”

As soon as Guo Sange finished speaking, Guo San's sister-in-law, who was angry, pinched him twice. While pinching, he also said to him: "You are still a pity, how dangerous it is! You still want to hold on to the rope! How can you be so capable? Why don't you go to heaven?"

When I said this, I laughed so much that I laughed.

Sister-in-law Guo also said with a smile on the side. "This time, I really saw that the honest man was angry, and you still dare to get angry with the third son." ”

Guo's second sister-in-law was on the side, and said, "Yes, you should pinch him, pinch him twice, this scared my heart just now." ”

Third Brother Guo held his daughter-in-law's hand so that she couldn't pinch herself. On the other hand, he looked at the two sisters-in-law helplessly and said, "Sister-in-law, don't be just a child." He turned around and coaxed his daughter-in-law and said, "Daughter-in-law, don't be angry, I'll pay attention next time, I'm not so embarrassed, am I scared of you, don't be angry! ”

Guo San's sister-in-law said angrily: "If you are not injured, you are justified, and you will wait for me next time." ”

Guo Sange begged for mercy in a low voice: "Daughter-in-law, don't be angry, I really don't dare, I promise there will be no next time." There are so many people here, save me some face. ”

Brother Guo, who is usually a big man, didn't expect to be so gentle and petty in front of his daughter-in-law, and he smiled when he saw me and the two sisters-in-law of the Guo family.

Guo San's sister-in-law was thin-skinned, and she was embarrassed to see us laughing at them, so she glared at Guo Sange angrily and ignored him.

I saw that my frame was full, and I was holding a large lion's mane mushroom in my hand.

Guo's second sister-in-law was surprised and said, "You can do it! We also picked such a large lion's mane mushroom, and we didn't pick any of it. ”

I saw that each of them had a box that wasn't full, but it wasn't much worse.

I said, "Aren't you going to be full too?"

Sister-in-law Guo said with a smile: "The mushrooms are not much worse, but they are missing a little monkey head, hahahaha." ”

I asked Guo Sange, "Third brother, are we going to pick it for a while?"

Guo Sange shook his head and replied: "Don't step on it, it's enough to eat these tight things, let's eat some dry food, and after eating, we have the strength to carry the basket down the mountain." If we meet again on the way back, we will step on it, and if we can't touch it, we will go home directly. What do you think of this arrangement?"

"Row"

"Just so I'm hungry"

As soon as we heard that everyone agreed to this arrangement, we sat on the floor.

I took down the dry food bag tied to the edge of the frame, held the green onion and cucumber in my left hand, and the steamed bun in my right hand, and ate it sweetly.

Looking at the white-flour steamed buns in everyone's hands, Sister-in-law Guo said with emotion: "How good life is now, not only can I fill my stomach, but I can also eat white-flour steamed buns!"

Guo's second sister-in-law also said: "I remember the time when I was starving, and no one cared about us when the adults in the family went to work and worked, so I remember that we didn't think about anything every day, we just wanted to find something to eat in our mouths, and we could eat anything we found." You said that at that time, whether it was wild vegetables or weeds, they ate so indiscriminately, and they didn't die with medicine, so how big their lives were!"

Sister-in-law Guo said: "If you don't say it, the children at that time were all supported by heaven." ”

Listening to Guo's sister-in-law and Guo's second sister-in-law, reminiscing about the past. We were stunned.

Sister-in-law Guo was stunned when she saw that we were all stunned, so she smiled and patted Guo's second sister-in-law and said, "Hey, they were still young at that time and didn't remember, you see that everyone is stunned when they hear this." Later, when I went to my in-laws' house, I thought, if I can eat my stomach, I don't ask for anything else. ”

Guo Er's sister-in-law: "Isn't it! Anyway, since I married into our old Guo family, my mother has never let me go hungry, and I am now old and satisfied." ”

Sister-in-law Guo said: "We can marry into the Guo family, it is all our blessing, don't you see that there is still no food to eat!" Sister-in-law Guo laughed: "Hey, you don't know, every time I go back to my parents' house, my relatives are always envious when they see me, and they all say that I am blessed to marry well." ”

Guo San's sister-in-law nodded and said, "Me too, as soon as I went home, those little girls in the tunzi surrounded me and asked, do we have any sons in our family." ”

Guo Sange took a deep breath and said, "I will definitely let my father and mother live a good life." ”

"Hmm!" the sisters-in-law of the Guo family all nodded and gave Guo Sange affirmation.

Looking at this family, I said with a smile. "Don't worry, life will get better and better in the future, and when the time comes, live in a high-rise building and drive a car. ”

"Hahaha, yes! When the time comes, let my father and mother live in a high-rise building and drive a car. ”

After eating the dry food, we each put on our baskets and walked to our homes from a shorter road.

I also came across a small piece of mushrooms along the way, and my box was too full to fit. I helped Sister-in-law Guo and them for a while.

Later, their frames were also full, and after three of them, they said with a smile that today's harvest is quite a lot, not less.

When we were about to get home with two miles left, we ran into a group of mushroom pickers like us.

The five of them didn't miss a beat, and each of them had a full basket.

One of the most interesting is a woman in her 40s who has to walk with her pants in her hands.

Sister-in-law Guo stepped forward to say hello and asked, "Aunt Mancang, what's wrong with your pants! Why are you still holding them in your hands?"

Hearing Sister-in-law Guo's question, the other four people who picked mushrooms with her laughed.

Aunt Mancang, embarrassed to say. "Hey, don't mention it, I was stepping on a mushroom and saw a big deer in a ravine, and the deer was lying there lying still motionless. I saw that he was so honest, so I thought about bringing him home, and there was no rope on me! I untied the belt of my trousers, tied it to its antlers, and led it two steps forward, and it ran away as soon as it struggled. You said it doesn't matter if you run, give me back your belt. ”

After listening to Mancang's story, a few of us couldn't help but laugh while holding our stomachs.

Hahahaha!

Hahaha!

Hahahaha!

I squatted on the ground and covered my stomach and said. "Oh no, hahahaha, hahahaha, I can't laugh, hahaha. My stomach hurts when I laugh haha......"

Guo's second sister-in-law covered her waist with a contradictory expression and said, "Oh, hahaha, I can't do it anymore, ha makes me laugh." ”

Guo Sange also smiled and said, "Hehe, I said how can there be a rope on that animal's horn!"