After Aunt Mancang's belt incident, our stomachs hurt with laughter all the way home!

When I returned home, it was already one o'clock in the afternoon, and I first went to Aunt Guo'er's house to see that the children and mother-in-law were sleeping on the kang of Aunt Guo'er's house, so I didn't wake them up, thinking that I would come to pick them up when they woke up.

When he returned to his yard, he put down the basket on his back, took a few sacks, and threw himself on the clean ground in the yard.

Remove the hazelnut branches from the back basket, and take off the top mushrooms and lion's mane mushrooms and put them on a single bag.

Only then did he hold the edge of the frame with one hand and the bottom of the basket with the other, and poured it evenly on the sack piece.

I went into the house and got a pot, so I picked up some chopped mushrooms to eat in the evening.

Put the mushroom head and mushroom leg in the pot.

Pinch off all the soil on the roots of the mushrooms and throw them away, and after the mushrooms with the roots pruned off are dried, you will not have a feeling of teeth when eating.

I picked half a pot of mushroom heads and legs, tore the white Dayuan mushrooms into pieces, and put them on the bag to dry quickly.

A few bad mushrooms that were diaphragm by the branches were torn up and put in pots, and kept to be fried and eaten at night.

A total of six kiwi mushrooms were picked, only three were semi-dried lion's mane mushrooms, which could be dried, and the remaining three were water monkeys that grew under the damp fallen trees. Such lion's mane mushrooms don't like to dry, so they tore the three of them into an open pot.

Then he went into the house and took out the thread, threaded a double thread with a needle, passed through the roots of the half-dried lion's mane mushrooms, tied them into a circle, and then hung the three worn lion's mane mushrooms next to the peppers.

I looked at the tree on the sack, and put it on the edge of the lion's mane mushroom.

After cleaning up the mushrooms that needed to be dried, I went into the house with a pot, put a pot of mushrooms on the pot table, and blanched it when cooking at night, and just copied and ate it.

Find a clean set of clothes and plan to pack yourself.

I opened my hair, combed it with a wooden comb, and shaved it again with a grate, for fear that there would be grass crawlers on my head, and there were many grass crawlers in the mountains.

Generally, it is not poisonous, only one that grows white is poisonous, and it is still very toxic. If you are bitten by a white grass crawler, you will immediately cut off the flesh and release the poisonous blood to save your life.

In the past, when I was in the production team, there was a horse that was bitten to death by a white grass crawler, and I really haven't heard of anyone being bitten.

After taking off his clothes and rummaging carefully, he found two black grass crawlers who were crawling on his pants, and when he pulled their heads, they couldn't stand it.

After changing clothes and washing, he went out after packing himself and walked to Aunt Guo'er's house.

It took more than an hour to come back and dry the mushrooms and change clothes, and now the mother-in-law and the child must have woken up.

As soon as I entered the courtyard of Aunt Guo'er's house, I saw mushrooms lit up on the sacks on the ground of their house.

Guo's second sister-in-law also changed her clothes, and stood in the courtyard and was braiding herself with braids.

Guo's second sister-in-law saw it and said to me, "Shujie is here! It just so happens that your child has just woken up, and the two little ones are having fun, and they don't cry when they wake up, they just kick their legs there and play." ”

Zhou Shujie said with a smile: "I disturbed them and woke them up." ”

When I entered Aunt Guo's house, I saw that my mother-in-law and Aunt Guo were sitting there on the left and right, teasing the two children.

Aunt Guo smiled and said to me, "You take good care of these two children." You see they're all chubby now. ”

I smiled and said, "Hehe, these two children don't make trouble, they are very easy to take care of." ”

was talking in the house, and at the gate, Uncle Guo, Brother Guo, and Second Brother Guo walked in.

The second sister-in-law Guo in the courtyard asked the second brother Guo in surprise: "Eh, why did you come back so early?

Second Brother Guo replied: "Take something" After speaking, he and Brother Guo walked towards the warehouse.

As soon as we saw that Uncle Guo and they had come back so early, Aunt Guo and I couldn't sit still, and walked into the yard with a child in our arms, and my mother-in-law followed behind us.

Aunt Guo anxiously asked Uncle Guo: "What's the matter? Didn't you say that the work on the team can still be done for two days, so that people can come back?"

Uncle Guo said: "Look at you, what are you anxious about, it's not for people to come back, it's the team that has arranged other jobs for us." ”

Aunt Guo then asked, "Oh!

Uncle Guo said: "The piece of corn planted by the brigade in the North Mountain made a group of wild boars give the boss a piece. As soon as the village chief and the secretary discussed, he asked me to take a few young men to dig two traps to see if I could catch them. ”

Aunt Guo breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Scared me, I thought the team didn't need you anymore." I told you to dig a trap, so why are you coming back?"

Uncle Guo smiled and said, "Aren't we coming back to get a shovel? ”

As soon as Uncle Guo's words fell, Brother Guo and Second Brother Guo carried 3 shovels out of the warehouse.

The three of them carried a shovel and went to the village to make peace with the other young people, so that they could go up the mountain to dig traps together.

Seeing that the three of them were gone, Guo's sister-in-law and Guo's second sister-in-law were still discussing, saying: "Hey! I haven't eaten wild boar meat for several years, and the meat is strong! ”

Aunt Guo also made fun of it and said: "It's best to catch a few more, and when the time comes, we will have a pair of pigs in the water and fry the pig fat intestines for you to eat." ”

Everyone stood in the courtyard and said for a while, the wild boar meat was fried and fried for a while.

Suddenly, I felt my chest wet, so I said to Guo's second sister-in-law: "I won't tell you, let you drool when you say this, I will go home or the worms will come out in a while." ”

When the words fell, if she refused Aunt Guo's food, she and her mother-in-law walked home with the child in their arms.

When I entered the house, I lifted my clothes and saw that I was lying on the milk, and the clothes had been wet with a milk watermark, if I hadn't held the child in the way, I would have been embarrassed just now.

I wiped the swollen *** with a hot towel, so that the two children ate one by one.

Put down the child, find another set of clothes to change, put the soiled clothes aside, and wash them off later.

Sitting on the edge of the kang, the mother-in-law, who was teasing the children, saw that the two children were asleep, so she put down the flowers made of red hijab in her hand and walked to the yard.

When she walked into the yard, she did not sit under the tree as usual, but squatted next to the mushrooms I was drying, picked up the mushrooms I had spread out at random, let them wash up their roots, and arranged them neatly on the sack.

I stood there and watched my mother-in-law for a while.