Lanzhou ramen restaurant

Towards noon, the ramen restaurant was overcrowded, and people didn't seem to care about sharing tables, rushing to and fro.

It doesn't matter if they're used to it or not, but Fang Zhang isn't used to it! At this moment, a middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes sat opposite Fang Zhang.

The middle-aged man didn't even ask Fang Zhang's opinion, he began to order, Fang Zhang's brows were furrowed, he sat here, where is the Monkey Throne?

Think for a moment Fang Zhang launched the skill, the first form of the real tricky mystery, biochemical warfare.

I saw Fang Zhang quietly put his hand under the table and made some small movements, and soon the man sniffed his nose vigorously, "What smell?"

After looking for a while, he lowered his head and looked under the table, and the good guy took off his shoes! He said angrily: "Wo Ri, your ancestors, I thought someone had pulled the sparse trouser pocket!

Not to mention anything else, Fang Zhang's socks can stand there on the spot when they are taken off, and their taste is no less than that of an adult man who has not defecated for 2-3 working days and the exhaust gas released from the anus. Of course, this extremely uncivilized behavior soon made Fang Zhang the target of public criticism, and was pointed out by Qianfu, but Fang Zhang didn't care, Qianfu pointed out?

Under pressure, Fang Zhang was still very reluctant to put on his shoes, but this person was really thick-skinned, and he didn't mean to leave. Fang Zhang confused the relationship between primary and secondary, but he didn't know that he was the thick-skinned person.

The taste was quickly overturned by the smell of noodles in the room, and the middle-aged noodles also arrived, and they ate them peacefully.

Seeing that today's protagonist was about to appear, Fang Zhang couldn't make a plan to regenerate, so he took out his mobile phone and sent a short message to Wang Laojiao.

Soon Fang Zhang's phone rang, "Grandpa, your grandson has called you, your grandson has called you." ”

Fang Zhang picked up the phone, and before Fang Zhang could speak, Wang Laojiao over there said, "Hey, is it DSB?"

......

Fang Zhang blushed, but still gritted his teeth and replied, "Yes......"

"The rat medicine you ordered has arrived. ”

Fang Zhang blushed and pretended to be excited: "Doctor Wang, my medicine has arrived?"

"Well, come and get it, and go straight to the crematorium after eating!"

"Oh, yes, I'm going to have to be hospitalized. ”

Wang Laojiao took advantage of himself, but in order to survive, the play had to be performed, Fang Zhang looked around, and then whispered: "My tuberculosis is not serious, can I ......." He coughed vigorously as he spoke.

"Don't look at it, just cremate. ”

As soon as he said this, the middle-aged man snorted, and the noodles he ate in his mouth squirted out of his nose, and he got up directly, put on his bag, and went out without looking back.

Fang Zhang let out a sigh of relief, gritted his teeth and said, "You wait for me, I'll chew Xuanmai and look for you!"

A few minutes later, a sharp-beaked monkey cheek, a man in a suit and leather shoes came in at the door, Fang Zhang carefully looked through his mobile phone, it was him!

But looking at this mental state, his body is thin and his face is sallow, and he is more like tuberculosis.

Sun Wukong looked around, and finally his eyes stayed on the table where Fang Zhang was sitting, but he glanced at the rest of the noodles and took his eyes away.

It's not good, this is going to sit somewhere else! It must not! It's really a tricky second form, please enter the urn!

Fang Zhang got up and shouted, "The waiter has collected this bowl of noodles, don't affect others to eat." ”

......

Everyone sighed for a while, it wasn't you who just took off your shoes!

But no one can get along with the money, the waiter cleaned up the table very quickly, and then beckoned to Sun Wukong: "The young man is here, there is a place." ”

Sun Wukong sat down and asked the boss for a bowl of noodles, Fang Zhang also asked for a bowl of noodles, when the noodles came up, Fang Zhang seemed to forget his task, gobbling it up, he was really hungry, and his eyes were green at this time.

Sun Wukong shook his head when he saw this, chewed slowly, and soon he ate salty, lifted the kettle, and there was no water, so he shouted to the boss: "Come to water!"

"Gotcha. ”

The water in this kettle has long been dried up by Fang Zhang, just waiting for the girl to drink the water, the third type, I want to catch it!

Soon the tea came, and before Sun Wukong could pour, he was intercepted by Fang Zhang, opened the gourd, and poured it into it with a gurgling.

...... Sun Wukong glanced at Fang Zhang with great dissatisfaction, but still restrained himself.

Helplessly, the boss poured another pot from the kettle, but it was intercepted by Fang Zhang again and poured into the gourd.

Sun Wukong frowned deeply, to be honest, Fang Zhang is really weak-hearted, if he becomes angry for a while, he pulls out the golden hoop stick from his ear, and staging a Monkey King three dozen old yawns, then it will be passive.

Sun Wukong said: "You are sick." ”

The boss spread his hands, "There's no water, you can ask him." ”

Sun Wukong lowered his head and began to eat noodles again, but today's noodles were too salty, and he was a little thirsty and difficult to swallow, Fang Zhang took out a gourd and shook it, "Do you want to drink me, buddy?"

Sun Wukong glanced at the gourd vigilantly, but it was only for a moment, and then his eyes were blurred again, "You drink first." ”

Looking at Fang Zhang's hesitation, Sun Wukong lowered his head, as if he didn't want to drink anymore, and he had the intention of leaving.

Drink it, you will die, if you don't drink it, go directly to God, this special silver horn king came to the door, whether he was steamed or boiled, if not, he should be sashimi.

There is no way, Fang Zhang can only use the ultimate mystery of the trick and die together!

Slowly pour the water into the cup, let out a long breath, and drink it all.

Seeing and hearing on the other side, he completely relaxed his vigilance, and poured three cups in succession, Fang Zhang really wanted to stop, it is estimated that the intestines have to be pulled out.

Fang Zhang is rectum, only to feel the stomach twisted, and then there is a sharp pain from the internal organs, and the effect of the medicine has come up.

It was too late, it was too late, so I picked up my bag and rushed directly to the toilet in the opposite mall.

Poof, for a while, it was like the water of the Yellow River, gushing endlessly.

But why didn't the phone send the news that the task was completed? So he dialed the phone out, "I gave him all the old thing, why didn't he complete the task?"

"Three dozen Monkey King, as the name suggests!"

Hearing this, Fang Zhang's heart sank, "Then what should I do next?"

"I'm sorry, I've already violated the law by giving you a hint, and you have to think about the rest for yourself!"

"Okay, I've got a meeting, we'll talk later!"

"You!"

Hang up the phone Fang Zhang, Fang Zhang's head is big, and he was really deceived, and he knew that it was not so simple! At this time, the sound of hurried footsteps came from the toilet, and similarly, there was a tendency to flow endlessly, which was a person in the same way.

The pain passed, and the rest was relatively relaxed, Fang Zhang took out his mobile phone, there was no traffic, but if there was nothing to play with in his hand when he went to the toilet, it must be uncomfortable, so he removed the phone case and blew the soil inside.

The squatting person opposite seemed to be in a hurry, lifted his pants, and walked out the door, and when he was about to walk out of the toilet, he said in a very cheap tone: "Hey, buddy, is this so hot?"

"I'll wipe it!" Fang Zhang jumped up directly, didn't wear any pants, and rushed out directly, and the person who spoke turned out to be Sun Wukong.

If you say that the enemy meets him, his eyes are very red, and Sun Wukong also jumped up when he saw Fang Zhang, "What the hell did you give me to drink~!

"Lao Tzu is the one who pits you, I will make you cheap!"

The two didn't say much, but they went straight to the public toilet and staged a full martial arts parade in the public bathroom......

At first, Fang Zhang was still a little jealous, but it was nothing if he really got started, Sun Wukong was completely a soft-footed fairy, and he was knocked to the ground by Fang Zhang in a few rounds.

"You should be careful with Lao Tzu~!Next time I will press you into the pit!" Fang Zhang put down his words and returned to the squatting position.

The other side was obviously instigated, washed his face and left.

Just out of the mall, oops~~ no, it still hurts, Fang Zhang immediately took a taxi home.

family

Puff~~~ The sound of flushing came from the toilet.

This is already the Nth bubble today, in the current planned economy, in order to maintain the body's energy, is also strictly measured, but this medicine is still drunk when it arrives.

Fang Zhang was planted on the bed, his face was bloodless, and he drank a cup by himself and pulled it into this bear-like, the Monkey King is estimated to have an anal prolapse, not counting the round, carefully calculated, this should be the second dozen, and there is still a dozen tasks to complete.

In the second half of the night, the strength of the medicine passed, and it turned to unbearable hunger, Fang Zhang's will was already extremely weak, and he had no determination, and the huge hunger made him forget the few banknotes left in his wallet, and went out to find a barbecue stall that was not closed, and took out all his belongings, ready to wipe him out.

"Boss, I want two plates of mutton, two plates of beef, a plate of tendons, a lamb chop section, two kidneys, a set of shabu-shabu belly and a plate of pimple soup. ”

When the boss saw this, he looked around and said, "Sir, how many people are you?" ”

"Alone, numb, I'm starving. Fang Zhang urged.

The boss said yes and left, the boss just left, only to hear a person at the table behind him calling, "Editor-in-chief, I know how the paper "How Pigs Are Raised" was written, and I ...... next door" Then he lowered the volume, but was still heard by Fang Zhang.

Fang Zhang came up again when he heard the fire, didn't he say himself, so he got up directly, walked over, looked at the person, and the two of them were stunned at the same time, and the road was narrow~~ It turned out to be Sun Wukong again.

"Who do you say is a pig~!"

Because Fang Zhang cleaned up twice, Sun Wukong was a little jealous, so he bowed his head quietly and said nothing.

Seeing that this bear looked quite pitiful, and Fang Zhang was hungry, he pointed at him and said, "You give me care." ”

Unexpectedly, Fang Zhang just came back, and this Monkey King picked up the phone again, "What's the matter, did you have an argument with someone?" asked on the other side of the phone.

"It's okay, I'm tolerant and accommodating to SB, not because I'm afraid of him, but because I want him to be a big SB. ”

"I'll rub!"

Fang Zhang was almost picked up from the stool, to say that the rabbit was in a hurry and bitten, and Sun Wukong couldn't bear it anymore when he was cleaned up three times a day, and the two of them were in the hall, pinching each other's ears and turning back and forth.

But his figure was indeed stiff, and after a while, he was pushed to the ground by Fang Zhang and began to crash his brain.

Suddenly, a voice came from outside, "The meat is ready." ”

When Fang Zhang heard this, he swooped back to his desk, he didn't want to delay his opportunity to masturbate because of a conflict.

Sun Wukong seemed to have finished eating, and left with a disgraced face.

Looking at Sun Wukong's back, Fang Zhang sighed in his heart, this is really the reincarnation of heaven, the sky was so troubled in his last life, and he was so aggrieved in this life, hey, life, but poor people must also have something to hate, if you want to blame, blame the previous life for owing it, and this life is cheap.

"Whose waist is it?"

"Mine, my~!"

At the same time, a text message came from the phone, Ding Dong, the task is complete.

Back home, Fang Zhang turned on the computer, logged in to the system, status: normal, waste wood 1 star, 300 points.