Wang Lao Turtle confirmed the payment and put the gourd on the table.

Fang Zhang lifted the gourd, looked at it a few times, there were no characteristics, half of it was a scoop, suddenly, Fang Zhang had an idea, and said excitedly: "I will take this gourd and directly accept Sun Wukong." ”

Wang Laojiao also seemed to have been enlightened, and said excitedly: "Well, good idea!"

Fang Zhang said: "It's slippery, what's the ink, tell me where the monkey is, I took it! ”

Wang Laoqiu was a little helpless, "Are you really going to take this?"

"Don't talk nonsense!"

Wang Laojiao sighed, "It's okay, but the premise is that you can manipulate this gourd." ”

Fang Zhang's face sank, "What do you mean." ”

"He's choking on this gourd enough to listen to you. ”

Fang Zhang heard this, "Why don't you listen to me?"

"People rent you a gourd, but they didn't say it's a spell, I don't believe you try it. ”

Isn't this thing sold in bundles? Then he raised the gourd and said to Wang Laojiao: "Do you dare to agree if I call you SB?"

Wang Lao Turtle shook his head helplessly, "Why is the quality of this young person so low?" but still replied: "I am your grandfather." ”

.....

Sure enough, the gourd didn't react, and changed several names, and the result was the same, Fang Zhang was not a person who easily said defeat, he actually took the gourd out of the door, aimed at a passer-by who walked over, raised the gourd, and said: "I called you, do you dare to agree?"

Passerby A said one word in a deep voice, "Get out!"

......

Fang Zhang entered the house with a disgraced face, "Why are you still scolding?"

"You pick up the scolding. ”

Fang Zhang threw the gourd aside with black lines on his head, "What's the point of this gourd?"

"I don't know!"

Fang Zhang's face changed, "Then this means that I was cheated." ”

Wang Lao Turtle made a helpless look: "Blame me? There will be no pie in the sky! If it were that simple, it would be enough to make you an immortal." Then he said, "Don't you think of the problem as too complicated, just a dime?"

After throwing out a pack of senna leaves, he said: "Send you, after completing the task, your mobile phone will receive a text message, reminding you, don't take it for granted, take the text message as the standard, otherwise you will bear the consequences." ”

......

As soon as Wang Laojiao left, Fang Zhang's mobile phone rang, it was Mr. Liu! Fang Zhang's cold sweat came down instantly, and he must have seen the information on the card.

Fang Zhang picked up the phone tremblingly, and Mr. Liu's expectant voice came from the other side, "1000, I received something good." ”

Before Fang Zhang could answer, Mr. Liu on the other end of the phone said excitedly as if he had found a dog's head gold: "60,000, wait, it's fired! ”

Needless to say, there is a fierce battle over there, but Fang Zhang's main thing now is to get things done, at least after three days, otherwise Mr. Liu will know that he spent 1,000 to buy a gourd, and the fate of the sashimi will definitely not be able to escape.

But before Fang Zhang could explain, he only heard a commotion over there, and then a woman's voice came, "Okay, Lao Liu, didn't you say overtime? After that, there is the sound of mahjong landing, and after that, there is the busy sound of doodoo.

Needless to say, Mr. Liu was caught playing mahjong and his daughter-in-law was all stolen, and the panic was to flip the table.

In this way, Fang Zhang spent a very difficult afternoon, for fear that Mr. Liu would come in, but until he got off work, Mr. Liu did not appear, and he should have been corrected on the spot.

Wang Laojiao provided the time for Sun Wukong to appear, which is tomorrow afternoon at the national chain of fast food restaurants, Lanzhou Ramen. But looking at this bag of senna leaves, you can't just give it to people to drink, right? After thinking for a while, Fang Zhang found that this thing was somewhat similar to Longjing tea, except that it was larger.

Then one afternoon, Fang Zhang only did one thing, that is, he used scissors to prune senna into the shape of a dragon well, and in order to enhance the medicinal effect, he also deliberately ground the laxative into powder and mixed it on it.

When he straightened up exhausted and looked at the works of the afternoon, he suddenly realized, I wipe, no! I just bought one or two inferior tea leaves and mixed the medicine into it. This afternoon is busy with work!

When I got home, Fang Zhang threw himself on the bed, as if the electricity was cut off, motionless, not for anything else, just to save energy, no way, 250 has already paid a fine, in the case of budget excess, in order to survive, you must save money, in line with the principle of eating well in the morning, eating full at noon, and eating less at night, he must save this dinner, as soon as he sleeps, his eyes are closed, and the night will pass.

But whether you eat or not, where is your stomach, at 10 o'clock, Fang Zhang's stomach began to roll non-stop, gurgling non-stop, and the huge hunger made it difficult for him to sleep.

So I opened the refrigerator, it was really clean, and I couldn't even find a leek, too, at the end of the month, half a steamed bun could be found in the refrigerator, which was considered a large item, but it was only in the middle of the month.

In the end, Fang Zhang took out a box of Golden Throat Treasure from the medicine box to temporarily satisfy his hunger. But if you eat too much of this thing, the side effects are also obvious.

Lying on the bed, looking up at the water cup on the table, I saw that the cup had grown dark green bacteria, and there was a faint trace of cobwebs at the mouth of the cup. The current physical condition is no longer very supportive of this kind of physical labor.

Fang Zhang walked from the bed to the side of the purple gold gourd, pondering for a while, Cheng, it's you.

Fang Zhang picked up the gourd, and then turned back, aimed at the mouth of the water dispenser, squeaked ~~~~~~, only to see that the water in the bucket gradually decreased, but the gourd did not have the meaning of full, Fang Zhang is also good faith, just so directly, in the end, the water is gone, the gourd is not full. But any normal person will be horrified by this unnatural scene, at least they should be afraid of whether the water quality in this gourd can still meet the drinking standard to avoid poisoning. But Fang Zhang didn't care, convincing himself on the grounds that the gourd was a "fairy weapon", deceiving himself and others, and pouring it into his mouth.

Maybe it's a fool who has a stupid blessing, this water is really not poisonous, Fang Zhang drank half of it, looked at the gourd and said: "Well, it's good, it's not bad, it's sweet but not greasy." "There are no two people who can drink water out of this realm except for Fang Zhang.

Cooing, groaning on the donkey, Fang Zhang burped and drank to his heart's content.

At the same time, Fang Zhang's fatigue and hunger were all gone, as if he had just eaten a full meal. It seems that this thing is not useless, after drinking the water in this gourd, my waist is not sore, my legs are not painful, and even the water column of peeing is stronger than before.

Suddenly, a bold idea flashed in Fang Zhang's mind, looking at his gourd, the corners of Fang Zhang's mouth raised slightly, hehe, there will be tomorrow.

Fang Zhang emptied the water of the gourd, and then stuffed his own cut senna leaves into the gourd with the laxative, in order to ensure that the gourd was not diluted, Fang Zhang deliberately increased, but there is a doubt, this thing will not change the effect of the medicine. If that's the case, this opportunity will definitely be wasted, and the mission will fail, but who will test the medicine? Thinking of this, Fang Zhang opened the lid of the gourd and prepared to test the medicine himself. But hesitating for a while, he is not afraid of poisoning, mainly because he is now in the period of planned economy, is also a part of the plan, and it is necessary to strictly control the measurement, in case of running through the intestines, supplementing nutrition is a must, and the overspending is very likely to cause economic imbalance, and I am afraid that I will not even be able to live a spiritual life at that time.

Suddenly, Fang Zhang's mind flashed again, and now it was time to announce his personal vendetta.

In the dead of night, a figure sneakily appeared in the urban village behind the community, Fang Zhang tiptoed, drifted to the donkey shed of Liu Laoer's house at the entrance of the village, every time he saw this donkey shed, his heart will emerge great resentment, the secret world is hot and cold, the donkey's living standards are higher than his own! I can't get used to Liu Laoer's people who like to show off their wealth with their pets, and now the world newspaper is finally here!

The little main flower donkey resting in the donkey shed is one of the two enemies of Fang Zhang's life, and the other is the door. The two sentences that Fang Zhang heard most often from childhood to adulthood were, whether your head was kicked by a donkey, and the other sentence was, whether your head was blocked by the door. Although I don't have an impression of this doorman, I may have really been scolded when I was a child. But he didn't admit it, when he was kicked by a donkey, his innocence was gone, so he has always been obsessed with the donkey, and never gave up the idea of waiting for the opportunity to retaliate, and now the opportunity has come.

After a few more circles around the circle, confirming that Liu Lao Er was not at home, Fang Zhang showed a snicker at the corner of his mouth, pulled out the stopper, and poured all the water in the gourd into the canal.

Following

Fang Zhang came to the urban village again, although he was nervous, he still had to pretend that he was fine, with his hands behind his back and humming a little song.

From afar, I saw a person sitting next to the donkey shed, Liu Lao Er, and the donkey shed was already empty, and the donkey was gone.

Liu Lao Er sat next to the donkey shed and smoked dry tobacco, his face full of depression.

Fang Zhang leaned over and asked, "Second son, what's wrong with being cooked, this is depressing." ”

Liu Lao Er didn't speak, just sighed, Fang Zhang glanced into the donkey shed again, and said, "This donkey has been grinding so early?"

Liu Lao Er snorted and said, "Pull the grind, pull the thin! This unlucky urging, a night of black kung fu, pull out the anus!"

Fang Zhang pretended to be surprised and said, "What's the matter?"

"When Dr. Li got up early to check, he found that there were a lot of pruned senna leaves in the drain, who do you say is so boring!

Fang Zhang's face changed, and he still kept his feet in the secret way, but he immediately recovered his expression and asked suspiciously: "Doctor Li, which Doctor Li?"

"Who else, from the village entrance health center. ”

"Doesn't he give people medical treatment?"

"Hi, he's been a veterinarian ...... before"

At this time, Fang Zhang stood on tiptoe and glanced at the donkey shed, I wiped the donkey and played with needle ink? The white tiles attached to the wall were sprayed to form a beautiful and three-dimensional landscape painting, which was very ornamental, except that the taste was not very good. But on another level, how did this excrement spray onto the wall? What kind of difficult maneuver did this feat? But looking at the tragic situation, it can be proved that this donkey has suffered a lot of sins this night, and this flower donkey is lying down and has been shot and poured blood mold, but then again, isn't this a burning bag? What kind of tiles do you put in the donkey shed?

It seems that this gourd is close to Zhu and red, and close to ink is blacker, this is a well-deserved black technology, and the medicinal effect has been increased. If a person eats it, the prolapse of the anus starts, and it will either be dead or disabled.

Back at the residence, Fang Zhang pressed the photo provided by Wang Laojiao on the wall with a thumbtack, "Splash monkey, see how you escaped from my Five Finger Mountain." ”