The sky has just brightened, Mr. Liu has already started a day's work, he decided to try his luck and find a precious "ingredient", a man full of gold and silver to drive a gallop is a gift from God; the fat head and big ears have insufficient IQ, which is the best in the "ingredients". After flickering for 10 minutes, the brain that still had a trace of sanity finally stopped its rotation, and with the simple sales method, this "ingredient" was even more precious, and he was the legendary "wronged head"

"You walk slowly. With a face full of meat, Mr. Liu, the owner of the antique shop, was sending away a customer whose weight was measured according to his water displacement.

The customer seemed to have found a sense of God in Mr. Liu's groveling and undignified sneer, with a bullish face, his head tilted up, and his long nose hair massaged his people rhythmically, and he ignored the steps and walked towards the Mercedes.

Just walked two steps, the customer's feet slipped, and then there was a slight tremor on the ground, "Who did this!" Mr. Liu poked his head out and looked out of the door, "Hey, this customer is like a king and has to spin on the ground with his feet facing the sky, "Hey, it's different to see people with rich people, and they are so stylish when they fall on their heels." ”

The initiator of the "Wang Ba tragedy" was the banana peel on the steps, because the customer's head was too high, so he didn't see the direct winning bid.

Mr. Liu picked up the customer, apologized repeatedly, and sent an old-fashioned flashlight, which was forgiven by the customer.

After seeing off the client, Fang Zhang sneakily floated out of the corner, showing an embarrassed and not rude smile.

Mr. Liu pointed to the harmless fang zhang on his face, and said with deep disgust: "I said what are you doing, primary school students know not to litter, you are good." ”

Fang Zhang said with a nonchalant face: "Didn't you catch it." ”

......

Fang Zhang, the protagonist of the story, belongs to the atypical waste wood, typical sexual teasing, and is a man who thinks from the neck down.

Mr. Liu, the owner of the antique shop, threw an olive branch to Fang Zhang by chance, in the spirit of saving his comrades, but the consequences can only be described as unimaginable, and regret should not be described at the beginning.

Let's talk about Mr. Liu's antique shop, located in a high-end community, is an illegal building covering an area of 70 square meters, and the employees inside have reached 4 people, 3 men and 1 woman, small gathering scale, so the boss Mr. Liu every time he mentions the antique shop, he will call it an antique company.

Since it is a company, then the company is very good at dealing in antiques, have you ever seen the electric bicycle ridden by the Flying Tigers? Have you ever seen the toilet mat used by Huang Taiji?

Haven't seen it? normal!

Find out a real thing, count me as losing! Civilized explanation, called handicrafts, uncivilized explanation, that is, broken copper and iron!

But don't say it too absolutely, a few days ago, Mr. Liu received a piece of Fenjiu from more than ten years ago, but when it was identified, it turned out to be a fake wine blended with industrial alcohol at that time.

In terms of use value, can you say that he doesn't have this collection value? But in terms of economic profit, do you dare to sell it? Tell people that it's fake? You buy it and collect it? People don't smoke you to death! Don't tell people the truth? A few years ago, because of this fake wine, there was no shortage of deaths......

With such bosses and employees, the benefits of the company can be obtained,--- and they will not be able to live.

Today is the end of the month, it's time to pay the rent, Mr. Liu went out to avoid debts after finishing this order, and the two of them also took advantage of their strength to skip work. At this time, the useless Fang Zhang came in handy, and his impregnable face and submissive attitude were still excellent as a "cannon" for the landlord to pour out his anger.

Seeing that the people were gone, Fang Zhang turned on the electric fan to the maximum, and desperately let out the wind to greet his face.

"Ding-dong, welcome. The automatic doorbell reported.

Yes, the creditor came to the door, and Fang Zhang changed his face under the counter, and then slowly raised his head, revealing an embarrassed and pious look, because he knew that impression points were very important.

But at first glance, it was not, but an old man who was a little disheveled.

Seeing this, Fang Zhang was a lot more relaxed, and asked, "What do you always want to buy?"

The old man looked around and said, "Do you collect things here?"

Fang Zhang said: "Of course, as long as you have good things, I want this, and the price is guaranteed to be fair!"

When the old man heard this, he turned around and went out, unloaded a set of old-fashioned computers from the dirty electric car at the door, and said what this is, just this 14-inch head, plus the main chassis is dozens of pounds bigger, this old man actually used an electric car to camel over, and his skills can be seen. Turning the computer into the room, the old man said, "586." ”

As soon as Fang Zhang heard it, his head was big, what age can this computer be old, the computer pays attention to practicality, this thing not only has no practicality, but also has no collection value, this old man is clearly here as a waste collector.

Although he was unhappy, in line with the principle of quasi-old and loving the young, Fang Zhang still couldn't help laughing, and squeezed out a sentence from his mouth: "Old man, we won't accept this......"

The old man looked unhappy when he heard this, and said, "Why are you so rude?"

"That's an honorific for you. ”

The old man didn't argue, "Didn't you say you would accept it?" ”

"You're really worthless, now it's all I7, your 586 ......"

"Isn't this an antique, young man, take it, you don't lose anything. ”

Fang Zhang heard that his head was full of black lines, can this thing not be lost, but looking at the pitiful appearance of the old man, and this thing is estimated to be older than his own age, maybe he can fool the upper one, so he said: "Do you want more money?"

“1500。 ”

"I'm not afraid to choke you. ”

“250。 ”

......

You uncle! You are really not polite to yourself, and you will give yourself a full house in one breath, from heaven to earth.

How can this thing not lose 250 yuan, there is no wonder in the world, maybe someone likes to collect it, isn't there a preference for collecting unexploded bombs in a certain cartoon?

......

"Deal. ”

After that, like the pawn guy with a dogskin hat on the TV, "a worn-out computer ......"

Looking at the dilapidated computer, Fang Zhang didn't even have the desire to take it, pointed to the corner of the wall and said, "Just leave it aside." ”

The old man lifted 586 to the corner, and then walked away quickly with 250 yuan, Fang Zhang glanced at it, and then erased it from his memory.

Near the end of the evening, Mr. Liu came back from refuge, it seemed that he was not in a very good mood, he must have lost playing mahjong, and he may have been caught by his daughter-in-law.

Mr. Liu sat on the stool with his chubby body, panting and asked, "Fang Zhang, how is it today." ”

Fang Zhang pointed to 586 in the corner and said, "I just sent 586,250 yuan by myself, but I think this thing is collectible." ”

Hearing 586, Mr. Liu was interested, "Hehe, there is still this thing this year?" ”

Fang Zhang felt a sense of pride in his heart, for so long, this is the only time he has done that has been affirmed by Mr. Liu.

So he pulled the power over, plugged it in, and while turning it on, Fang Zhang said: "DOS, I don't know." ”

"Hey, let's see. ”

The power was plugged in, but the big head didn't respond.

This......

After a few more tinkers, there was still no response, not even the power supply, and the computer was not powered on at all.

At this time, the two vaguely felt that something was wrong with the situation, and it could be that they did not connect the keyboard and mouse.

"Plug it in?"

Took the keyboard, but the interface is completely different, tinkering for a while, lifting the display, this does not lift I don't know, lift down and jump, too light! The same is true of the main chassis, no wonder the old man lifted it so easily, and the joint is an empty shell!

And looking at this keyboard again, Fang Zhang suddenly felt familiar!

Suddenly, there were dark clouds outside, and a cool breeze blew into the room along the door, flowing into the back of Fang Zhang's neck, making him shiver fiercely.

He was unwilling, he would rather believe that the computer was faulty, than believe that it was something suspiciously familiar, Fang Zhang carefully plugged the keyboard into the TV, let out a long breath, and pressed the keyboard down.

At the same time, I only heard a loud voice coming from the TV, "Quack, the little overlord has endless fun." ”

......

Mr. Liu covered his head, squatted on the ground, pointed to Fang Zhang's nose in disgust, and nodded: "250 yuan, you received a little overlord for me, the brand new is only 100, and there is no handle, even Super Mario can't beat, to make matters worse, you are really a 250." ”

Fang Zhang was completely speechless at this time, with a confused look, this host is an empty shell, all of them are fooling people! Good people may not be able to have good rewards, don't ask for a solution to kill people, you are an old immortal.

Mr. Liu eased his emotions and said, "Okay, this money will be deducted from your bonus." ”

As soon as he heard this, Fang Zhang was anxious, "Mr. Liu, you also know my situation, the first half of the month is a material life, and the second half of the month is a spiritual life......"

Halfway through his words, Mr. Liu interrupted: "Then you can live a spiritual life in advance." ”

After that, he pointed to Fang Zhang and said, "You said that you are such a big man, you can't even take out dozens of yuan in your hand." ”

Fang Zhang said with a bitter face: "Mr. Liu, does it have anything to do with me taking out dozens of yuan for such a big person?"

Mr. Liu didn't take a stubble and continued: "And can you earn me some gas, when someone else asks you to describe your other half in two words, you can give me an answer where it is! ”

Without waiting for Fang Zhang to speak, Mr. Liu said again: "Can you set a small goal for yourself and praise some money a year!"

"I'm set, save 5,000 yuan a year. ”

"Yes, save 5,000 a year, I think you're still 6,000 short!

Fang Zhang also understood that this was sprinkled on his head by playing mahjong, so he didn't speak, and let Mr. Liu ravage his ears, it's a big deal, listen with his left ear, and his right ear bubble.