At night, Fang Zhang returned to his rented place with this little overlord in his arms, looking at the game console that pulled him down the abyss, he was silent for a long time, he hated, he hated this world, he hated this little overlord learning machine that brought him disaster, and he hated the old gang even more.

Hit the child on a rainy day, stay anyway, simply, ask the right door to borrow the handle of the learning machine and a plate of 4-in-1 cards.

Turn on the power, "Quack, the little overlord has endless fun~!" Fang Zhang hurriedly turned off the sound, it was so unforgettable.

But before the card could be plugged in, a black message was displayed on the TV, retaliating for whether the system had entered.

Hey, weird, what kind of game is this revenge system?

Then click OK.,After entering,A row of big characters appears on it.,You have successfully registered as a revenge division of the department.,Status:Normal,Level:Waste wood、Scattered,Collect 2 stars to upgrade to scrap iron。

It seems to be a development game, but why is this level setting so unpopular?

Scroll down to the next level of menu.

"Three Dozen Monkey King" dark flowers: golden horn, silver horn. Reward: Wormhole.

"The Condor Heroes: The King of a Thousand Kings" Dark Flower: Anonymous. Rewards: Banknotes, gratuities random.

Hey, this is interesting.,So I directly chose the first one.,There's a submenu in it after selection.,Props rental.。

Green jade bottle 1000 thousand RMB.

Purple gold gourd 1000 thousand RMB.

Fang Zhang held his chin with his hand, thinking about what should be chosen, at that time, the golden horn and silver horn mainly lost a hand of purple gold gourd, and it was you.

OK, the learning machine squeaks, and then it is displayed on the screen, congratulations, the order is completed.

But after that there was nothing.

Fiddling with it for a while, this little overlord is like being evil, no matter how you plug and unplug the game, you can't read it.

After a long time, Fang Zhang also lost confidence and stopped playing.

Following

The air is still hot and dry, Mr. Liu is still hiding from debts, and the two people still haven't appeared, this antique shop seems to be not far from Huang.

Afternoon.

"Hello, welcome~" The automatic welcome doll at the door made a crisp sound.

When Fang Zhang saw someone coming, he immediately jumped up, "Old thing, you dare to throw yourself into the net!"

The old man's face was full of doubts, "Didn't you ask me to come?"

Fang Zhang grabbed the collar of the old man's jacket and said: "It's right for you to understand it like this, it's slippery, pay me back the money~!"

Who knew that this old man actually made a scoundrel and loved everything, "The goods sold will not be returned." ”

"You~!"

The old man slowly took out a gourd from his bag and put it on the table.

Looking at the dirty gourd, Fang Zhang was about to collapse, but he still asked weakly, "Still selling!?"

"1000, you placed an order yesterday. ”

Returning the order I ordered, Fang Zhang grabbed his hair vigorously, if it was not illegal to kill someone, he would definitely make this old thing into a sashimi.

The old man said: "Zijin gourd, the props you rented." As he spoke, he glanced at Fang Zhang suspiciously, "In other words, you dare to choose three dozen Monkey King, you are quite fat?"

Hearing this, Fang Zhang immediately understood, it turned out to be a high-tech crime, a whole fraud gang, and 586 was a tool for fishing.

Fang Zhang didn't say much, and was about to call the police, but was held down by the old man, and then raised the gourd and aimed it at Fang Zhang.

"You're sick!"

The old man continued to hold the gourd and said, "Look at what~!"

"Look at you~!"

Woo woo, just listen to a demon wind inside the gourd, and then Fang Zhang was sucked into the gourd like a deflated balloon.

......

"Let me out~!" came a hollow voice from the gourd.

"Do you believe it this time?"

"Believe, I believe both. ”

Woo woo, there was another gust of demonic wind, Fang Zhang was blown out, fell to the ground and rolled a few times, panting constantly.

A few minutes later, Fang Zhang cried bitterly, "What do you want to do?"

"Big man, what are you crying about, don't you say it, you placed an order yesterday, and now the owner of the house is waiting to collect the money, 1000, I will pick up the things in 3 days." ”

Fang Zhang exploded instantly, and he had to pay 1000, even though he knew that this gourd was a treasure, but Mr. Liu didn't know, if he knew that he spent 1000 to get a wine gourd, the fate of this sashimi, he would not be able to escape.

Moreover, if this old man finds his soft persimmon, pinching it back and forth, kicking his nose and face, then there will not be many opportunities for himself.

"No money. ”

"I don't have any money, people told me, if the other side regrets it, even someone will bring him back with a gourd, and the two apprentices of Taishang Laojun are not fuel-efficient lamps, and the heavenly court is registered. ”

Hearing this, Fang Zhang's back was cold, this immortal is too good at trading, the apprentice retaliates, and the master rents props.

Hearing this, Fang Zhang cried again, "Grandpa, give me a way." ”

When the old man heard this, the corners of his mouth raised slightly, "You are lucky, my name is Wang Lao, I am a god in the sky, and this system is called the oolong revenge system." ”

"Revenge is revenge, why do you have to add the word oolong. ”

"Hey, what do you care about so much. ”

"Can you tell me what secret you have? What do you want me to do? ”

This has to start from the beginning, "A while ago, Heavenly Court held a peach conference, and you also know that when the Great Sage was Bi Ma Wen, he ate a lot of peaches, which also led to a decrease in the production of peaches, and the immortals were already angry when they were unevenly distributed. In addition, Tianting's income was sluggish this year, and he held the meeting thriftily, so he put more water in the wine. ”

As soon as I drank this wine, it went up, and as a result, Nezha, Li Jing, the father and son, turned over the old accounts, Nezha blamed Li Jing for ignoring the relationship between father and son, failing to fulfill his father's responsibility, destroying his temple, and harming himself with the help of lotus flowers. It's okay not to mention this, as soon as Li Jing is mentioned, he will become angry, when did he have such a bear child and forcibly like to be a father. Since Nezha appeared, his head has always been green, and he has made trouble with the Heavenly Court Inspectorate who has slipped himself over every once in a while, and he has to explain what style problems he has. ”

When Fang Zhang heard this, he asked cautiously, "Did you fight?"

"Hey, where is it called a fight if you don't do it, the father and son tore it up at the time, and the immortals themselves were not happy, not only did they stop it, but they also turned out all the things in the year when they were gods with the strength of wine, causing a group fight, and the scene was spectacular. ”

After that, he whispered to Fang Zhang: "Even the Jade Emperor has suffered a brain collapse, not to mention that both nostrils are sprayed with blood...... In the end, it was the Heavenly Court Guards who came, and it was calmed down. ”

"Although this matter is suppressed, eighty percent is also forced by obscenity, but Liangzi is finished, and the immortals are holding their breath. No, someone sniffed out a business opportunity and made this system for the gods to vent their anger. ”

"After the system came out, Heavenly Court didn't take it seriously, but later it was found that things were not so simple, the dark flowers became more and more presumptuous, and the gods and immortals were subjected to different degrees of stuffy sticks on the way home and work, and in the end, even the royal guards of the South Heavenly Gate were seriously injured. Now the Jade Emperor is gone, this is in contempt for the imperial power, and someone in this heavenly court actually used lynching, so he issued a death order, found the founder of the system, and corrected the law!"

"Because, the humanity that created the system is too deep to be found at all, so after the research of the leadership, it was decided to find a spokesperson for the world, break into the system, enter the upper echelons of the system, find this person along the way, and wipe it out!"

Wang Laojiao took a sip and said, "Of course, this business is not done for nothing. ”

Fang Zhang waited for this, "What's the reward?"

"Reward, that's not easy to say, many times, poverty will limit your mortal imagination, just make an analogy with you, this purple gold gourd is powerful enough, why not a reward? Because he can't be on the table for the chosen one. ”

Hearing the Chosen One, Fang Zhang's whole person floated, grinning, and all kinds of fantasies burst out in his mind, at this time he had already transformed himself into the same level as the gods.

Wang Laojiao changed his words and took out a piece of paper, "Signed, our contract will take effect, if you don't sign it, I'll take my things and leave, just like if I'm a psychopath." ”

Fang Zhang didn't wait for Wang Laojiao to finish speaking, he signed his name with a few strokes, and then looked left and right to look for something, suddenly, he grabbed Wang Laojiao's middle finger and bit it down hard, "Oh, what are you doing!"

Fang Zhang dipped his fingers in the blood that flowed out, signed the handprint, and then picked up the contract and blew it, "Okay, find a place to get an injection." ”

......

Then Wang Laojiao introduced: "The system is divided into scrap wood, scrap iron, scrap copper, scrap silver, scrap gold, and each time you complete a task, you can upgrade a star, and the star of this level is full of automatic upgrades, and the higher the level, the richer the reward." ”

"I can't escape the category of waste. ”

"Hey, just make money, what do you care about so much!"

Fang Zhang was puzzled: "But the question is, even if I get to the scrap gold and see the leader, what can I do?"

"You only need to provide clues, and there are heavenly soldiers and generals to kill demons. ”

Fang Zhang pinched his fingers and counted again, the first level is 2 stars, and it is not difficult to reach the end.

Wang Laojiao had already read the chapter of the house, but he just smiled and said nothing.

After that, he said: "This Monkey King has long been reincarnated, and he has nothing to do, I didn't expect to be shot while lying down, and this order was also picked up by you." ”

When Fang Zhang heard this, he was puzzled: "Fengshen Bang and Journey to the West are novels." ”

"What's wrong with novels, as long as they are made, they will be produced in parallel worlds, everything exists, it's just that you mortals are lonely and unheard. ”

Hearing that Fang Zhang was about to cry, "The question is, Sun Wukong, how can I retaliate? ”

Wang Laojiao said: "Hey, what are you afraid of, this is an entry task, the difficulty is the lowest, haven't you heard of the tiger falling in Pingyang being bullied by dogs? ”

...... This is really ugly, but Fang Zhang couldn't find any reason to refute it.

After that, he said: "Sun Wukong has been reincarnated, he has no power, and he has to buckle his eyes to play around, which means it, let him pull the bubble and estimate that he will be relieved over there, this society under the rule of law is really dead, and you can't go to prison." ”

Hearing this, Fang Zhang breathed a sigh of relief, then glanced at the gourd, and said with a difficult face: "But the problem is, I don't have any money." ”

"You are stupid, you are collected, from the account, and the rewards are rich, many of them are cash rewards, and when you do a few more votes, you are still worried about the thousand eight hundred, and you will not have to make up for the shortfall. ”

Fang Zhang pulled and cried, "It's the dark coin, is the payment method burned?"

"Genuinely, you're the chosen one, you're lucky. ”

"I think I'm damned. ”

Now it's a man-made knife, I'm a fish and meat, and the collection of antiques has reached the level of playing with my life, so I don't dare to give it, but I can only cross 1,000 yuan from the book.