After watching the double sketch performed by Chen Kun and Huang Xiaoming, the school leaders nodded secretly, and it felt good, if it was placed in the previous session, it was considered top-notch, and then several groups of students performed on stage, including Zhao Wei and Zu Feng's "Ticket"; Xu Huanhuan and Shi Guanghui's "Eating Noodles" all made the school leaders give praise! When it was Lin Yang and Yan Danchen's turn to perform "Such a Man" on stage, it was already the penultimate group!

The curtain of the stage slowly opened, and Yan Danchen called with his mobile phone: "Husband, are you in the company?... What's wrong with calling you husband? I'm in the clothing store across the street from your company. … Yes, I came back from a business trip... Oh, you're going to get off work right away, I'll be waiting for you, you're coming quickly!"

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Lin Yang said to the audience: "Hehe, my girlfriend is back, I haven't seen her for five days, I really, very, I miss her very much! I must buy clothes again! Women, I am never afraid of too many clothes! My girlfriend, as long as she sees that there are clothes for sale, she will give her a fixed method, and the eighteen horses can't pull her! As long as she wants to buy it, there is absolutely no negotiation, buy!"

"Husband, you're here!" Yan Danchen stepped forward and gave Lin Yang a warm hug: "Husband, I miss you so much!

Lin Yang hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Don't, don't! In front of so many people, don't hug and hug, the impact is not good! Besides, now we are sweeping pornography!"

Yan Danchen hammered Lin Yang and said, "I hate it! husband..."

"Don't call me husband, we're not married yet!"

Yan Danchen didn't obey and said: "I want to call, husband, husband, husband!"

Lin Yang said helplessly: "Baby, okay, I heard it." I sighed in my heart, what's wrong with the current love and love, I like to be ahead of my time. I haven't gotten engaged yet, so I'm called "my wife is long, my husband is short", I haven't registered yet, I'm sleeping together, I'm not married yet, and my children are about to play soy sauce.

"Poor, nasty, ignore you!"

"Ignore me?" Outside the mountain, Qingshan Building, outside the building, I don't worry if you ignore me. There are beautiful women everywhere in the world, and they will take me in at any time!"

Xiaoli laughed twice and said, "Who did you learn it from, it's still a set!"

Lin Yang said proudly: "Of course it's my original"

"Really?" Yan Danchen said suspiciously: "Lie to me, it's a little Wang Ba!"

"Of course original – that's impossible, I read it from books. Lin Yang straightened his face: "Let's get down to business, baby, which dress do you like again? I'll give it to you... Buy!" The last word was clearly uttered through gritted teeth.

"Husband, I'm buying you clothes today! Look, how are these pants?"

Lin Yang waved his hand and said, "It's not good! Baby, I haven't worn a lot of clothes yet, especially my pants!"

Yan Danchen was surprised: "Why don't you wear it?"

"It's not that I can't wear it, I don't wear it! You know what? I have a lot of clothes, enough to open a clothing store!"

"I think the quality of these pants is good. Boss, boss, what about people?"

"The boss may know that I have a lot of clothes, maybe he is hiding and not selling them to me. Boss, boss, if you don't show up, I'll just leave!

"Husband, look, these pants have a price tag, it's 880 yuan!" Saying that, Yan Danchen pointed to the label on his pants and said.

Lin Yang was surprised: "How much? Is this a pair of gold pants?"

Yan Danchen said disappreliantly: "880 yuan, not expensive!"

Lin Yang immediately nodded and said, "Yes, it's not expensive, because it's not a beautiful yuan!" Keep gritting your teeth. The blood in my heart continues to drip and has become a small river.

"I'll pay you for it!"

"You'll let me reimburse you when you get back, right?" Lin Yang looked at Yan Danchen as if he had seen everything through.

Yan Danchen glanced at him and said, "What do you say?"

"Don't buy it, this dress is expensive, I can't afford it! A pair of pants can cover my salary for two months!"

Yan Danchen said dissatisfied: "Who let you not find a good job, go to such a small, small, small company, and the salary is so small!"

Lin Yang innocently spread his hands and said: "Can you blame me? It's not all caused by the economic crisis! I'm very lucky to be able to find such a job! Those buddies in my college dormitory are all squatting at home!"

Yan Danchen asked, "Is your salary still rising?"

Lin Yang thought for a moment and said uncertainly: "Judging from the current situation, it may probably rise a little bit!"

"You just have that little salary, what are we going to get married!"

"It's not as high as your salary" Lin Yang folded his fingers and began to calculate: "Your basic monthly salary is more than 400, plus benefits, bonuses or something, in your words, isn't it 500 yuan a month?" promised: "Don't worry, I will never marry you empty-handed!"

"That's good! How are we going to get married?"

"I said that it is cheaper to travel and get married, but you don't let it, saying that it can't be cheaper for my family, because your brother spent forty or fifty thousand yuan on his marriage, and your family has to earn this money back!"

"People aren't kidding you! Get married at home, family and friends are here, let's just have a good time!"

"Okay, listen to you, baby, let's go home, I can't afford such expensive clothes. You can't wear low-priced pants, you have to wear them for 880 yuan, my pants are only 8 yuan, aren't they wearing them very well now?"

"You really won't buy it?" Yan Danchen asked!

"Don't buy it!" Lin Yang replied in an affirmative tone.

"You, you look more rustic, you can wear anything..."

"Rustic, right? I'm a farmer's son, I grew up on the yellow earth of our peasants, isn't it rustic, okay?"

"Okay, now that we're going to live and work in the city, it's time to get dressed up." ”

"It's okay to dress up! But my essence will not change! I will always be the son of a peasant and a good brother of a peasant worker!"

"Okay! Don't buy it, let's go home!"

Lin Yang said, "Wait!"

He asked, "What are you doing?"

Lin Yang touched his pants: "To be honest, the material of this dress is really good!"

"Why don't you buy it, why do you touch it?"

"I can't afford it, can I afford it?

"How about going to my place tonight?"

"No, I'm a good man in the classical Chinese tradition, and I'm not married yet, so why..."

"Oh, have you thought of where to go? My mother is here, waiting for us to eat at home!"

"Oh, it turned out to be my mother-in-law here, hehe... Hurry up and go back to my mother-in-law to say goodbye! Also, my mother-in-law loves apples, so I'll buy some apples for my mother-in-law!"

"Don't buy it, you still have it at home!"

"We must buy, we have to consume and consume, stimulate domestic demand, and make some contributions to promoting the economic development of our city!" said the two of them as they walked down!