Today, because it is a report performance, the classmates of the acting department came to the small theater early and began to set up the stage!

At nine o'clock in the morning, the school leaders began to enter the audience seat in the small theater in turn, and at half past nine, the curtain slowly opened, and the students of the acting department went to the stage in turn for assessment!

At the beginning, it was a one-person body assessment, just like the interviewers, one by one, they went up to say lines or tongue twisters in the exercise! Then the school leaders watched the good or bad of each student in the process! Give a rating and write their own comments at the bottom! The comments can be praise or criticism, depending on what the school leaders think at that time!

Lin Yang was the eighth person in the class to take the stage, and after introducing himself in front of the school leaders, he began to show various actions on it, and said tongue twisters in a steady tone.

"One black, two black, three, four, five, six, seven black, eight, nine, and ten black. I bought a cigarette pouch with an ebony pole, and I pinched the two ends of it. The two brothers drew their eyebrows to act, and looked at his mirror with two blacks. The word 'Sichuan' is written on the pink wall, and the three blacks are seen horizontally and vertically. Ivory table ebony legs, put it on that pit so black. Buying a hen doesn't ......"

Although this tongue twister is a bit difficult, it is not too amazing in the eyes of the school leaders, because every year, one or two disciples who are even more amazing than Lin Yang's current performance appear! At most, the evaluation is good! But when they just wanted to put down the pen and write their evaluation of Lin Yang's performance, something happened on the stage, which made them temporarily stop writing and start watching!

I saw that Lin Yang on the stage showed all kinds of different movements, and the speed of speech in his mouth also accelerated, but the wonderful thing was that if ordinary people used his method, the people around him could not hear clearly because of the speed of speech in his mouth! Not to mention the school leaders who were sitting a few meters away from him. But Lin Yang is not, although the tone of the tongue twister in his mouth is fast, but every word is very clear into the ears of the school leaders!

This discovery made the eyes of the school leaders sitting at the bottom shoot two golden lights, as if the Taobao people had dug up a treasure, and a pervert who had been locked up in prison for decades and had not approached a woman suddenly saw a beautiful woman dressed in revealing clothes!

The hand did not stop and quickly wrote on the comment: "Although this student is slightly deficient in the body, he has good qualifications in the line talent! I hope that the teacher will cultivate more talent in the line! But remember not to ignore the body aspect." "Rating 9.8!

“.... Lost his sickle and pulled it out to black. The child of the moon department got sick, and a few moxa balls were burned to black. The melon seed seller dozed off, and scattered so many of them, and his broom and dustpan were not handy, so one by one they were picked up to the dark. After Lin Yang finished saying this tongue twister, he got off the stage as usual!

"Lin Yang, tell me how you exercised, it surprised me for a long time!" Lin Yang was asked by Huang Xiaoming as soon as he returned to the backstage.

The other students around looked at Lin Yang with intentional or unintentional eyes, all wanting to know the answer! Lin Yang was just silent for a moment and said, "If I said that I didn't exercise, and just now it was just my intentional action when I was facing it on the stage, would you believe it?"

"Uh-uh, I don't believe it!"

"If you don't believe it, I can't help it!" said Lin Yang with an expression of spreading his hands!

When Huang Xiaoming obviously opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but when he saw Lin Yang's expression that didn't look like a fraud, he gave up asking after thinking about it!

Lin Yang then breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, because he really couldn't explain clearly! It was really just a temporary idea when he came to power! He did it without thinking about it, and when he stepped down, he still regretted the performance just now, this is a success, but if it fails, tsk! A chill ran down his spine!

The body and lines part of the assessment and display are completed, and the next step is the two-person sketch!

The two-person sketch is naturally a group of two people, performed on stage in order, a total of twelve groups.

The first group is Chen Kun and Huang Xiaoming's "Blind Date"

Chen Kun took the lead on stage and used dialect: "My name is Liu Laoqi, I am Chinese New Year's Eve today, I have never married a wife so far, and the old lady in the family is in a hurry, urging me to find it quickly." My second aunt's daughter-in-law, her third grandfather's nephew, introduced me to an object, arranged a blind date here, the token is a person to take a rose, I heard that the other party is unparalleled in the world, oh I'm excited (excited). "Look back at the top (the door number outside the hotel)

"Liyuan Hotel, this is it" Chen Kun walked in and went to a table No. 8. Seeing that there was no one, he said, "Hey, it's early, hehe" dragged a chair and sat down, looked at his watch, waited anxiously, and picked up the menu on the table and flipped through it at will.

Huang Xiaoming then appeared on the stage, and said the opening remarks while taking the stage: "Autumn goes to winter and spring, but I am busy coming to the blind date, in order to strip naked and go to the front line, my parents are waiting for good news at home." Seeing that he is a year older, his girlfriend is still missing; During the Spring Festival, the post-70s Xiao Penyu of our unit is going to get engaged, and I am Alexander! This is just after New Year's Day, and I was forced to go to the battlefield again, and last year I went on a blind date more than 300 times without success, and I don't know what the result will be this time. "Walk to the front of the hotel and look at the door number.

"It's here, hehe, let's see if the other party is here. "Look inside through the glass of the door. "Shout, someone, how do you look like a man~~~"

At this time, the phone rang, and Huang Xiaoming picked up the phone: "Hey, mother." Oh yes, I just arrived, and I haven't even entered the house yet. Table Eight? Somebody, somebody. Huh? (Looking back at Chen Kun) Oh, it's a little embarrassing~~~ What it looks like is secondary, the main problem is that it's a male drop~~~ What? Gay? How could I be gay! I guess I'm here to eat. It's still early, and the other female comrades haven't come yet. Okay, okay, I'll call you back. ”

Huang Xiaoming entered the room and walked to stand next to table eight, Chen Kun looked up at Huang Xiaoming, Huang Xiaoming smiled awkwardly.

Chen Kun lowered his head and continued to look at the menu. After a moment of silence, Huang Xiaoming cautiously asked Chen Kun, "Big brother, eat?"

Chen Kun nodded: "Hmm!"

Huang Xiaoming asked again: "Big brother, have you finished eating?"

Chen Kun: "I haven't eaten, what's wrong?"

Huang Xiaoming scratched his head awkwardly and smiled: "That, big brother, can I sit down?" ”

Chen Kun: "Okay, sit down." ”

Huang Xiaoming sat down cautiously, smiled at Chen Kun, and took out a rose from the inner pocket of his jacket and put it on the table.

Chen Kun was taken aback when he saw the rose, stood up and walked to the side, and said to himself with a little panic on his face: "Rose? Mom, there seems to be a situation." He walked to the table and asked Huang Xiaoming: "Alas, you, are you on a blind date?"

Huang Xiaoming said with a blank face: "Yes, how do you know about drops?"

Chen Kun stepped aside in a panic.

Huang Xiaoming was puzzled and said, "How is this person sneaky?"

Chen Kun said to himself: "Oh mom, this guy is really unparalleled in the world! How can this be done~~~ No, I have to confirm it again."

Chen Kun walked to the table and asked Huang Xiaoming: "I said, I want to ask you something, you, you're not a lady, huh?"

Huang Xiaoming slapped the case: "What do you say? What do you say? What do you say? What do you look like? Can't men and women see it? People are authentic men!"

Chen Kun sat in his seat even more panicked.

After Huang Xiaoming finished speaking, he sat down angrily, crossed Erlang's legs, and crossed his hands on his chest.

Chen Kun said to Huang Xiaoming with an embarrassed face: "That, big brother, don't be angry if you say something, actually, I still want to find a girl, we are not suitable!"

Huang Xiaoming turned his head and looked puzzled, and said, "What do you mean? You are also here for a blind date?"

Chen Kun nodded: "Enna!"

"Haha......" Huang Xiaoming laughed, "Big brother, you must have misunderstood, it was a lesbian who went on a blind date with me, and we made an appointment to meet at this table." ”

"Oh, hehe, that's what happened! This is really a coincidence, I also made an appointment at this table, and said that one person would take a rose, and we would be someone else to help us contact each other, and I didn't know what the situation was with each other, and I thought it was you when you took the rose, hehe, mistakenly, misunderstood, hehehe. ”

Huang Xiaoming: "Hehe"

Chen Kun: "You said that this table was chosen by coincidence, it is all number eight, hehe." ”

"That is, the number must be eight, find a partner to make a fortune!"

"Hehe, this guy is quite funny. Look at the big brother, you're not too young, aren't you?

"Isn't it, big brother, let me tell you, many girls nowadays are very materialistic, having a car and a house is the bottom line, and you can get out of the way without money; As long as Lao Tzu eats the government, even if you are two hundred and five; If you don't have money, you can't get on the same age, and the rich old man has something to do!"

"Oh, big brother, it's a very incisive summary!"

"Alas~~~ The female comrades said that there are more than 20 million unmarried men in China than unmarried women, and their market space is very vast, which is called the relationship between supply and demand to determine the value of goods. ”

"There's no way around it, whoever calls every family rarely has a son, the whole of our country is, the ratio of men and women is very contrasting, Sakyamuni laughed haha; The Eastern Earth Heavenly Dynasty produced singles, and there was no need to worry about no one preaching Buddhism. ”

"Hehe, eldest brother is also very humorous! Why do you have to go on a blind date with such a good condition, eldest brother?"

"Hehe, isn't this still naked, the family is in a hurry, and my relatives introduce me to Di. ”

"Big brother, what do you do?"

"I'm running a restaurant. ”

"Oh, business is good?"

Chen Kun made a helpless statement: "What's the matter, it's not easy to do anything these days, especially when opening a restaurant, now the food safety in China is not good, and the people are not at ease with us doing these catering drops." ”

Huang Xiaoming comforted: "As long as you are honest, big brother, business will be prosperous!"

"I do my duty to do business, but I'm also a victim. This is not the last time I bought a few bags of ecological rice in the supermarket, which is several times more expensive than the rice we usually eat. ”

"Oh, today's merchants just like to engage in concepts, don't say whether things are good or not, the price will be doubled first. ”

"I'm thinking, I ordered something good, and the customer could say that it was good after eating it, but the worm came out. ”

"Then I'll have to ask them for an explanation. ”

"Then I called their customer service, guess what they said?"

"What did they say?"

"People's customer service said, ecological rice, ecological rice, do you know what is called ecology, is not ecology? Ecology is to let you eat a biological chain in a bag of rice! You say how annoying it is~~~"

"Then you go sue him. ”

"What's the matter, it's just a few bags of rice, not enough for the lawyer's fees. ”

"That's too"

"Later, I thought about it, what I do now is fashionable to buy and sell, and I also want to have a special drop project on the whole point. I heard that there is a human body in little Japan, and I look very distinctive. ”

"Is that okay? That's illegal!"

"That can't be, you and the little Japanese one is illegal in us, and the girls are all wearing clothes, and they are wearing a lot more than the girls who took photo albums. ”

"And what is your business?"

"That guy is getting old, let's eat quietly, I can't wait to eat with this three meals a day." But then it was bad. ”

"What's going on?"

"Later, our deputy county magistrate also came every day. ”

"What's wrong with that?

"That's not it, we have money in the county, and he doesn't feel distressed about spending public money. It was later that his wife knew. ”

"Does his wife know how big things can be?"

"Big brother, you don't know, our deputy county magistrate and his wife are the county magistrate, after she knew, someone from the health inspection institute came the next day, saying that I was not qualified. ”

"Where are you unqualified?"

"People say that there is a rule on the top, and the tableware must be boiled in water~~~, that good guy, the girl in the store heard it, and ran home with sashimi hanging on her body~~~"

"Hahahaha, oh big brother, you can really fix ~~~"

At this time, Huang Xiaoming's phone rang.

"Hey, hello. It's me, hello hello. I've already arrived, where are you? You've arrived, I didn't see you? What? Liyuan Hotel? South Sixth Ring Road? Oh mother, I'm in the North Fifth Ring Road, you wait, I'll rush over immediately!"

Huang Xiaoming hung up the phone and said to Chen Kun: "Oh, I heard that Liyuan became Liyuan, and I ran to the North Fifth Ring Road from the South Sixth Ring Road." Big brother, you wait slowly, I have to leave quickly. "Step down

Chen Kun waved his hand: "Okay, then you can go quickly, don't worry, pay attention to safety." ”

Chen Kun looked at his watch and said to himself: "It's all too much, why hasn't my one come yet? It can't be that I'm also mistaken, just call and ask." As he spoke, he dialed his mobile phone: "Hey, hello, Xiaoli, why haven't you come yet? What? See me on a blind date with a man? Oh, big girl, don't get me wrong, we're blind dates, but it's not like you want to drop." Hey, hey, mom hung up, I misunderstood~~~ What's the matter?"

Chen Kun hung up the phone and walked out, shouting as he walked: "Big brother, you go slowly, my eldest sister misunderstood us, you can help me explain!" As he spoke, he stepped off the stage.