Volume 9: The Matchmaker Arrives (18)
The minister was furious, even Lin Yingkong, who was first-class in lethality, had to obediently find a way to solve this broken problem, after all, Yue Lao and Cupid were very dead, but they really couldn't be hacked to death, and the majority of single people would cry......
At this time, there was news from Derpy's side, saying that he saw Yue Lao and Cupid sneakily moving to the gate of the headquarters, because Feng Rong had planted two major killing weapons with the field service team of the General Office before, so he was nervous, and immediately dispatched troops, eager to surround the headquarters into an iron bucket, so that no matter how many pairs of people were put down by the two marriage gods, they could ensure that there was still a steady stream of troops - let you shoot, let you entangle, and see if you don't tire you to death!
When Feng Rong heard this, he immediately made a decision, and also took the people and horses over in a mighty way - how many years have they not suffered this kind of stuffy loss, they are still on their own territory, how can they not find a place to go!
Not only him, but Bai Congqiu also had the same idea, as for Qu Xiumian's dizzy ...... Well, knock the stun and confinement directly, so as not to intervene sideways and cause bad things.
In fact, Feng Rong felt that this battle was nothing more than a few results, one was that the members of the department captured Yue Lao and Cupid alive, the second was that the members of the department beat Yue Lao and Cupid and then captured them again, and the third was that the members of the department beat Yue Lao and Cupid and then captured them alive and then they were beaten by Feng Rong and several people, but the cruel reality gave Feng Rong a fourth result: I'm sorry, your subordinates' IQ has dropped, please check the network status of your area, thank you.
When Feng Rong arrived at the hall on the first floor of the headquarters with people, Derpy had already led the people to fight with Yue Lao and Cupid, and Mr. Heyu, as the administrator of the headquarters building, directly opened the formation, and the idle people and others would not be mixed into this chicken and dog jump - that's right, it is the chicken and the dog jump, Yue Lao and Cupid can't fight, but people can hide, and the head of the mouse is also very skillful, and he can also pump the cold to put a "hidden weapon" for people at every turn , and put it very skillfully, you must know that the marriage god can match a good relationship, and it can also break up a couple, which means that two people can turn against each other!
I saw that the members of the Spirit Law Enforcement Department wanted to stop Cupid, the blonde man raised his hand and shot a silver long arrow, an arrow pierced the heart and then shot through the security guard behind him, Ah Qu, the two turned around at the same time, looked at each other, a cluster of fire exploded in their eyes, and without saying a word, they were like seeing the enemy together, Cupid patted his frightened little heart, and continued to run out of the world; , In most cases, she has been lying in the heavenly realm for a hundred years without wavering, and finally met it, Bi Fang also secretly wondered if she could threaten Yue Lao to help her calculate where her destined person was, but when Yue Lao saw this gorgeous woman with heavy makeup and a strange aunt, she was so frightened that she shook her hand and threw out a red line that emitted a dark light, entangled Bi Fang with an unlucky member next to her, and one person and one bird were entangled for a while, and then tangled, but still did not withstand the power of the red line, and flew into a ball of bird feathers...... There are countless situations like this, and the members of the headquarters who can be called over to fight by Derpy are not good hands, just take a move, even if it sweeps to the end of the typhoon, it is a disaster, and there are many people, even if only half of them are "rebelled" by Yue Lao and Cupid, the fight is enough for everyone to turn over on their backs.
So when Feng Rong and his party arrived at the battlefield, what they saw was that half of the people were fighting with their own people, and the other half wanted to arrest people, but they were always beaten and tripped by the half of the members who were fighting in the infighting, and the innocent members were beaten and tripped up, and the innocent members were beaten out of anger, and at the same time they couldn't help but kick back with a punch and kick, making the whole scene look like a group fight, but the culprits Yue Lao and Cupid made up an arrow here and there in a low-key manner, and threw a red line there, and were going to the gate in a roundabout way, and no one could catch them…… When Feng Rong saw this scene, he almost vomited out a mouthful of blood, speechless and choked, he didn't want to admit that this group of people was the elite of the Spirit Security Bureau, if this group of pig teammates usually behaved so badly, he wouldn't be so desperate - the teammates in the team dragged their feet and almost dragged their crotches down, so sadistic.
Looking at the others, they are also a weak appearance of being smashed and pushed down by the ruthless little in reality, they feel that they have learned new knowledge today - don't think that the opponent is a scumbag who can explode casually, when your IQ is a scum, the five scumbags will kill you in seconds!
"Minister!" Stunned by the terrible battle situation, Derpy rushed over with tears in his eyes as soon as he saw Feng Rong, like a child who had not yet been weaned seeing his mother.
"......" Feng Rong twitched the corners of his mouth and quickly wiped out his serious face, you said to scold him for being stupid, too cruel, don't scold, too cruel to yourself.
Bai Congqiu didn't care about his complicated feelings, seeing that Yue Lao and Cupid were about to run away, he immediately rolled up his sleeves to join the battle, and shouted: "That boy, dare to calculate to this throne, you wait to die!"
As soon as he moved, several others who couldn't hold their breath also jumped into the battlefield, and even E Jingbai couldn't hold his breath - no, this girl looked at the iceberg face, in fact, her temper was easier to ignite than the explosives bag - but the ones who followed Feng Rong were all masters among the masters, and this troubled water was instantly stirred up even more chaotic, a group of powerful people couldn't catch the two "rats", and in a blink of an eye, they were put down several times, Feng Rong covered his little heart, and his inner expression was "= mouth =" In this way, he felt more than once that he was going to have a heart attack sooner or later, but he didn't expect that he wanted a quick-acting heart pill now!
Fortunately, Mo Feisong, the big killer among them, is still relatively reliable, and when he saw that the battlefield was so dense that he hit the back of his own head with a single move, he said: "Okay, if you can handle this matter, I won't do it." ”
I'm not afraid of you to do it, the big guys are more afraid of you to move your mouth...... Feng Rong coughed dryly, "It's okay, I'll take care of it, Teacher Mo, you can rest first." ”
Lin Yingkong looked at him and then at Zong Shaoxian, who was tied to him, and sighed, "Let's take a trip." As soon as the words fell, the black shadow under his feet jumped into the battlefield with him, dragging the shadows of the two members who were fighting, and tied the people in front of him, Lin Yingkong smiled at them, and then reached out to hold the back of their heads, knocking on each other...... Okay, that's it, Lin Ying shook his empty hand, and the two of them were thrown out of the battlefield with a thud.
She Xun also stood in place and didn't move, the afterglow from the corner of Bai Congqiu's eyes swept to Mo Feisong's high-sounding voice and said that he wouldn't do it, he was actually rubbing his pet's side, and immediately roared: "Baby, stay away from that bastard who just eats and doesn't work!"
She Xun twitched his eyelids, "Shut up, I'll arrest people and talk nonsense!"
Bai Congqiu immediately chased after the nearest cupid with an axe with full energy, "Look at my baby~ I'll catch them and give you gas~"
Cupid was suddenly shocked, and raised his hand to shoot towards Bai Congqiu, who was still full of confidence and wanted to dodge with a handsome posture, but he didn't expect that as soon as he turned sideways, he was smashed back to the place by a member of the department who was knocked over, and he was just pierced through the heart by an arrow of silver light, and he was unlucky enough to affect Lin Yingkong, who was sweeping the tail on the edge of the battlefield!
The two of them didn't like each other, and then they were shot by Cupid's anti-love arrow, and the small contradiction instantly erupted into a big conflict, Bai Congqiu backhanded an axe at Lin Yingkong, but Assistant Lin was facing away from him and didn't notice anything wrong for the time being, seeing that the axe hit Lin Yingkong with lightning speed, Derpy screamed in fright.
, you can tease your belly black, don't move my big-tailed wolf! Feng Rong Thunder was furious, raised his hand and a blue light flew away the menacing axe, and then dodged over and beat Bai Congqiu wildly, Zhu Meng Tian was so frightened that he hurriedly rushed over- He didn't care about the big white cat who couldn't bear to look at him all day long, you must know that Zong Shaoxian was also connected to Feng Rong with a red line that was only twenty meters away, Feng Rong was so hot, he didn't care about anything and rushed directly into the battlefield to beat people, Zong Shaoxian was defenseless, he was dragged over like a kite, and he was so shocked that Zhu Meng Tian pulled his legs and rushed over there, and finally swooped over in a standard posture of flat sand and geese to catch people, but how could the eldest young master of the Zong family be such a vegetable character, when he reacted, he had already adjusted his center of gravity in mid-air, and then landed…… Uh, directly stepped Zhu Mengtian's head into the floor.
"Hehe, underestimate me. Zong Shaoxian sneered twice, especially if he didn't have enough to make up for two more feet, so Shi Shiran ran to help Feng Rong beat Bai Congqiu - no way, he is also a fan of the puppet minister, how can he not share the same hatred with him?
And She Xun faced the tragic scene of his "master" being beaten, his thin lips lifted, and only spit out two words: "Idiot." ”
Bu Mengsheng scolded Qu Xiumian for being a fool and being arrogant, and She Xun scolded people...... This is really disgusting, give the White Tiger Divine Monarch a bit of wax.
It's a long story, all kinds of things are just a few breaths, Lin Yingkong tied up a few pairs of members who were beating each other desperately and threw them out to make people stunned, only then did he notice what happened just now, and he was immediately very moved - he knew that the minister loved him the most~~~
Then Feng Rong and Zong Shaoxian had a feeling of sympathy in the process of beating Bai Congqiu, the two glanced at each other, the arrow of love on Feng Rong's body and the red line of the old moon immediately attacked, he looked at Zong Shaoxian's eyes were full of roses in the sky, and Lin Yingkong, who was not taken care of by the minister: "......"
He meowed and knew that he should hack Yue Lao and Cupid to death first!!
And the two gods of marriage locked by Lin Yingkong: "......!" This kind of premonition that will be dismantled and chopped into slag soon!
Lin Yingkong, who was blown up by the minister's continuous "climbing the wall", went on a rampage, changing the previous style of cat and mouse, and the shadow beasts under his feet were like a group of demons carnival, turning into countless black shadows bursting open, shuttling on the ground, jumping up, and in the blink of an eye, all the members of the headquarters in the battlefield were tied into zongzi and crackled into a ball of arhats-only the minister was gently put in the corner, but he was also tied, so as not to run and kiss me and Zong Shaoxian while he was cleaning up the two marriage gods- Immediately, Yue Lao and Cupid, who had already fished in troubled waters and touched only three steps away from the gate, were horrified to find that the people around them who were covering them had been swept away, revealing the figures of two rat-headed rat brains trying to escape.
There was instant silence around them.
The tall Lin Yingkong walked to a meter away from them with his long legs, and his majesty shrouded him like a giant mountain, he smiled, like a spring breeze reflecting peach blossoms, "Are you still running?"
"......" Cupid and Yue Lao looked at each other, and then looked at him with tears in their eyes - would they be beaten to death if they said "run"?
The curvature of the corners of Lin Yingkong's mouth bent deeper, "If you don't run, you can just grab it obediently, so that you won't suffer." ”
"Huh......" I don't know if I was stupid by Lin Yingkong, but I raised my infinite courage, Cupid sighed, and just when everyone thought he was going to disarm and surrender, he actually pounced forward, trying to pounce out of the gate of the headquarters building, break away from the formation here, and quickly slip away with oil on the soles of his feet!
"Bang ——!" is the sound of a head hitting the barrier.
"......" Everyone present couldn't help but feel a pain in their heads—hiss, just listening to the sound felt so painful......
"......" Yue Lao looked at Cupid, who was on the same front, and his head was dizzy on the barrier of the headquarters building, and he suddenly felt a tragic mood of a rabbit dying and a fox being sad - brother, you go all the way! I guess I will come to talk later......
"......" Lin Yingkong, who was so frightened that people went to hit the wall, was silent for a while, and couldn't bear to spit out three words directly: "It's stupid." ”
So the headquarters of the Spiritual Security Bureau, which was turned over by these two idiots, is also ...... I can't bear to keep thinking about it.
Just when everyone thought that the matter had finally come to an end and that they could catch the two marriage gods to solve the problem of the arrow of love and the red thread, suddenly two people walked in from the gate of the headquarters with a smile and a smile, and the ponytail girl led by stepped on Cupid, who was stunned......
"Meow a mi!" The smiling girl immediately kicked the large object blocking the way, and yelled dissatisfiedly, "Who threw garbage at the gate of the headquarters...... Huh?!"
Before she finished her words, she suddenly found that the red light flashed in front of her, and then she kept holding the person's arm was empty, and then looked at it, it turned out to be a young man in red who suddenly appeared in front of her, uh, didn't dare to provoke her, but took away the man who looked very weak next to her, and then flashed to a place that was not close to everyone present, strangled the man's neck with a red thread, and his calves and arms trembled together, and shouted inwardly: "Don't, don't come here, otherwise...... Otherwise, I will bind him to a pig and never be separated!"
The kidnapped man, Xing Jun, who was about to come to the headquarters to settle the intelligence fee he sold to the Spiritual Security Bureau this year: What happened to "......" and his intelligence package was not updated in time?
The girl who kicked Cupid away - Fei Rong, who was bored and followed over when she heard that Xing Jun was coming, and just used her authority to ignore the headquarters formation and accidentally broke in: "...... "What the hell?!
Lin Yingkong and others present: "......" wanted to complain, but he always felt that there were too many slots and didn't know where to start......
Seeing that everyone was stunned, Yue Lao thought that his threat had worked, and he breathed a sigh of relief, looking left and right to find a way out, and was struggling with how to save his little friend Cupid in this situation, at this moment, Xing Jun, who was kidnapped by him, sighed softly and asked, "Are you going to tie me to a pig in marriage?"
When it came to his professional skills, Yue Lao straightened his chest angrily, his waist was no longer sore, his legs were no longer shaking, and his confidence was sufficient, "Uh-huh!"
Xing Jun blinked, "So you're the legendary Yue Lao?"
The old man of the moon was even more angry, "That's right, I am the old man under the moon who is in charge of the marriage of the Three Realms and a red thread that determines all things for life!"
"I've admired the name for a long time," Xing Jun smiled good-naturedly, "So if you're done here, don't you mind taking a photo with me?" I haven't collected the image data of the marriage god yet, it's great to meet you." ”
"Huh?" It turned out that he caught his fans with a casual grab? Yue Lao suppressed his excitement and coughed pretendingly, "What's that...... Ahem, since you admire this seat so much, then this seat reluctantly agreed. ”
Xing Jun politely confirmed: "After you promise, you won't go back, right?"
"Of course not!" Yue Lao patted his chest and promised, "This seat is a word, and the horse is difficult to chase!"
"That's good......" Xing Jun took his completely defenseless arm, and then understated...... An over-the-shoulder fall, smashed Yue Lao to the ground and smashed a lot, he took out his mobile phone, first took a single photo of Yue Lao, and then Shi Shiran squatted down, and took a selfie with the mosquito coil eye Yue Lao, after the shooting, Xing Jun stood up, looked at the photo in the mobile phone with satisfaction, and said with a smile: "I'm afraid that you will regret it if you are angry." ”
The onlookers at the headquarters: "......" This is the intelligence artist they know?
Only Fei Rong shouted excitedly and pounced on him when she was not in the situation: "Uncle, you are handsome~~~"
Feng Rong in the corner silently covered his face, what should I do, with Xing Jun as a comparison, it seems that they are hopelessly stupid......
But this is not the time to worry about who is more stupid, one of the two marriage gods in the headquarters knocked himself unconscious, and the other was put down by Xing Jun, this farce can finally end...... Eh, wait!
Feng Rong, who was commanding the still awake subordinates to clean up the battlefield, looked at Lin Yingkong, who was waiting for him not far away, and suddenly thought that if the red line problem and the problem of the arrow of love between him and Zong Shaoxian were solved, it seemed that he would have to fulfill the promise he had made in the office about the battle between the upper and lower levels...... Hmm, the heart is congested, why don't you hide these two marriage gods first, and wait for ten days and eight days, he will take down his assistant and then release the people?