Chapter 609: I Brushed It Myself
"Scandium ~~~~~~"
The drunk old man squinted at the water bubble and took the wine gourd horizontally, and the sword slashed on it, and said that the traces were not blown, and the wind did not blow for a while, who let An Zixiu reset.
"Hiccup~~~~~~~~~"
"!vomit~~~~" The smell of the wine was so strong that Anzi almost vomited, and his head suddenly became dizzy, as if he had drunk high.
"Eh~ Put away your two toothpicks, don't scare Lao Dao!"
"呲~~~" The sword was inserted into the ground, Anzi was so drunk that he couldn't do it, the sky was shaking in front of him, Xiuyue hurriedly came over to hold it steady, and slapped his palm on the back to make him sober and sober, it was too slippery.
"Greetings seniors!" Everyone in the hall stood up and saluted, except for Wei Linglang and Shangguan Jian.
glanced at the honest monkey who looked like a grandson, swept around again, and burped: "It's okay, it's okay, let's sit down!"
As a very big hidden figure in the upper realm, Lao Hetou, who was addicted to alcohol, was wearing a coarse sermon robe that was so dirty that he couldn't bear to look at it directly, and shook Xiahou Fang, who was standing behind Wei Linglang.
"Alas~ Originally, you had a greater immortal fate, but it's a pity! It's really easy to change the stars, and your nature is difficult to change. ”
"Senior He, according to your wishes...... Bengong is not worthy of being her master?" Although the grade is poor, Wei Linglang is not stunned at all.
"Don't you think Zuo Qiuli is more suitable for her?"
"Hmph~ Come and go, or the fertilizer and water don't flow into the fields of outsiders, who let her automatically send it to the door. ”
"That's it!" Anzi came back to life with full blood, took a piece of cloth and covered his face into the hall and said: "Old Hetou, Zuo Qiuli's black widow was slapped by the master, you said that the master has to beat you into what kind of virtue to relieve the hatred in my heart." ”
"What!" Shangguan Jian and Sanjing's juniors, who didn't know the truth, were shocked, and even Wei Linglang was stunned.
"It's not a big deal, don't bluff. That was Anzi's most noteworthy record, and he pretended to say: "Say, your old man took the initiative to come to the door today to give away someone's head or ......"
"Boy, don't think that the backstage hard-nosed master is afraid of you, I am not Zuo Qiuli, let alone Fengtian Shura, there are tens of thousands of family geniuses who died in the hands of the old man. ”
"Oh~~~ No wonder I ran here to hide, torture~"
"Hehe~ Is the Divine Domain fun?"
"It's so fun, it's so fun, I don't want to go back. Anzi smiled fakely, mainly angry, and ran into someone who was even more shameless than himself.
"Is the "Nine Paths of Returning to the Yuan Sutra" copied in its entirety?"
"Master also got the "Yuan Devouring Technique" from Chang Yourong, how about it?
"Hmm~~ very good!" As he spoke, Lao Hetou was a soul monkey, and he was so frightened that the three souls of this buddy flew seven spirits, and said, "Do you know it's wrong?"
The monkey was about to cry, and knelt down with a shriveled face and lowered his head, not even daring to speak.
Lao Hetou snorted coldly: "If you don't give a hundred people to the teacher in the land of star marks, don't come back to see me." ”
"Yes~YesYes~"
"Eh~ We're not done yet, I saved your eldest apprentice, you have to thank me, I'm not greedy, come to a few immortal treasure maps to refresh your mind, it's interesting enough, right?" Anzi took the opportunity to blackmail.
Lao Hetou was very happy, and threw out a piece of animal skin, Anzi didn't even look at it and handed it to Xiuyue to put it away, so that those frogs at the bottom of the well who had never seen the world were inexplicable.
"Hehe~ Thank you!" Anzi was happy! There was a grave dug again, and he tightened his mask and approached and whispered: "I found you an apprentice, who is good-looking and punctual, absolutely a small jasper-type, not to mention the quick hands and feet when he does his work, he is proficient in blowing, playing and singing, how about it?"
"......" Le Chendong's face twisted, it didn't sound right.
Look at Anzi's obscene appearance of bending over and rubbing his hands, and get rid of a pimp.
"Okay, old way, I'm not a picky eater. ”
"Haha~ It's done!" solved another one, and said to Le Chendong, who had a black face: "She's a person, hurry up and come to apprentice!"
"Seniors wait a minute, juniors will come when they go!" Although the words are not good, but the fairy fate is rare, and Le Chendong "whoosh" is gone.
"What's my thing?" asked Lao Hetou with a wine gourd.
"Are you sure you want to?"
"Boy, if there is no big chance for ordinary people to enter that place, the old way is also by mistake, the two old guys in it believe they have seen it, right?"
"I've seen it, twice God, my brain is not very good, hehe~"
"Although Lao Dao lost an apprentice, he didn't gain nothing, but he didn't expect to cheapen you. ”
"What do you mean?"
"That Heavenly Dao giant locust seedling was stolen by Lao Dao, so as not to attract attention, he hid it in the Worm Ridge Star casually, understand?"
"No wonder the monkey has a partial map of the Worm Ridge Star!Copy~ But you don't need to be afraid of a sapling, right? I'll tell you that I even stole it from his father?"
When the calm old man finally had a dumbfounded eye, the rabbit cub could cause trouble better than him.
"Old man, there's something I haven't been able to figure out. ”
"Boy, others are still birds, are you? hehe~ Dao Ye can't say a word. Lao Hetou seemed to know what Anzi was going to ask, and he replied very much.
"How about a little hint? ”
"Hmph~" Lao Hetou rolled his eyes and didn't bother to pay attention to him.
"Brother An, my sister may know, come to beg me?" Wei Linglang interjected.
"Forget it, lest you two fight. "Anzi knows that curiosity kills the stargazers.
"Well~ I can control my desires at any time, and there are really some doorways. For the first time, Lao Hetou had an appreciation for Anzi, and then he stared at the monkey and shouted: "Learn a little, get out!"
"Eh~~" The monkey hugged his head and ran away, running away without a shadow as if he was burdened.
"Virtuous nephew, Senior He's ability comes from the land of star marks, he is the best of the year, and his luck is not under you. Coincidentally, Shangguan Jian spoke.
Anzi could only reply with the word "copy".
After saying that, Beiling Chendong took Le Man'er back to the main hall, and when he saw Anzi's little face, he gave a daughter salute closely.
"Barbarian girl, haven't you seen me for decades, right? hehe~~ Come on!" didn't give the other party a chance to speak, and pointed at the old drunkard: "I found you a master, a very awesome old man, except for drinking, he has no other bad habits, he agreed, just waiting for you to offer your knees." ”
"Well~~ It's a well-behaved and obedient girl. Lao Hetou is sharp-eyed, and he can know what kind of personality at a glance, and he nodded with satisfaction.
"Barbarian~ Don't kowtow to apprentice?" Le Chendong is really afraid that she will play tricks.
Don't look at Le Man'er who looks small and weak, but is very assertive, Chong Anzi asked, "Senior Brother An, can we still meet in the future?"
"Look at what you said, it's not life and death, everyone is friends, what can't we meet. ”
The word "friend" made Le Man'er very disappointed, and he smiled bitterly and knelt on the ground without hesitation: "Man'er is willing to worship his predecessors as teachers." ”
"Eh~~ Hurry up, hurry up. Lao Hetou held up in the air and comforted: "Don't pay attention to that rabbit cub, and in the future, if you are successful in the future, you can go directly to the cave room, you can do whatever you want, hehe~~~"
"......" the crowd.
Anzi saw that Lao Hetou hadn't slipped away before him, and he was so blushing that he had a big red cloth.
"Your Excellency. The old woman in Binghai City looked red, and couldn't help but use the honorific title, got up and lowered her posture, and said, "Can you give the old body a face, and help Frost find a fairy fate?"
"What's the matter, he didn't go to Xiahou Fang?" Anzi replied.
"Husband~ Fang'er only has you in her heart and will not accept anyone. The person interjected.
"Alas~ It's my great-grandson Fubo. ”
"This ...... It's a little difficult!" Anzi scratched his head, there were only a few people he knew, and no one lacked apprentices.
"The old body is willing to ...... you for the strength of the past"
"Wait!" Good fellow, he didn't say a word, but he wanted to kneel, Anzi hurriedly stopped, and after thinking about it, he said: "Otherwise, I will preach at the bottom of the mountain in three days, and you let him come to listen, and it depends on how much he can understand." ”
"Holy Venerable, I ask for a seat on behalf of Xiahou Tong. "Xiahou Zhan is a typical speculator, he is cheap and does not take advantage of the bastard, and he gets up quickly.
"Virtuous son-in-law, I will also ask for a seat on behalf of Ledong. ”
"I'll agree to get rid of my son-in-law. "Anzi reacts quickly.
"No, Bengong agrees!" Wei Linglang said with a sneer.
"......" Anzi.
Wei Dalang's temperament will never let him get his wish, the more troubles she will have in the future, the more enjoyable she will see, just one word: relieve anger!
"Thank you to the seniors of the fairy world. "There is no doubt that the biggest winner today is Le Chendong.
"Alright! ”
Most of the remaining problems have been temporarily alleviated, and Anzi thinks very simply, time will dilute everything, and besides, the starry sky is vast and variable, and God knows what will happen in the future.
Originally, I wanted to meet the Spirit Rhino Sword alone, but the timing was not right, so I had to give up, and the future would be long.
It was already afternoon when everyone dispersed, Anzi took his senior brother and Xiuyue and the two officials to the town with Yuan Wu, and when everything was ordered, Lao Zhe's family of four took Zhongmao's handwritten letter and immigrated to Qianji City.
Wait until you get back to the Empty Fog Building......
"Sunshine, do you want to destroy the Demon Heavenly Gate?"
"Why are you staying with this kind of underworld gang if it is not destroyed? It's you, not to mention that you lost the position of the valley master, you actually transferred one with Zhongmao, but you used to sit in the main position!"
"It doesn't matter! I still like the days now. With that, Yuan Wu wiped his hand, and all kinds of furniture flew out of the ring, and soon the cloth was neatly arranged.
"Oops~ You still have a heart!" Anzi was about to sit down, but how did he know that Qian Xiaoya came to the door with a murderous weapon with murderous intent.
"I don't think Lao Tzu is embarrassed enough, right?"
Qian Xiaoya was used to it, ignoring the people in the room who raised their swords and pointed at An Ping and asked, "Say, what did you do to our family?"
"Too excited, aren't you?" Anzi leaned against the brand-new mahogany sofa, and the birds were not birded.
"Stinky woman, don't force Lao Tzu to do it. "It's always on fire.
"Shut up the old lady!" Qian Xiaoya, who was angry for no reason, sprayed Lao Zhi's face, and asked back with her face: "Is the word tattooed on Lao Zhi's back a good thing you did?"
"Tsk~~~" Anzi held back his laughter when he mentioned this, no wonder he was so anxious that he was angry; Shangguan Chen left the scene naturally.
"Sure enough, it's your ......"
"Anzi, you have the same knowledge as her!hehe~" Lao Zhi was afraid that the scandal would be exposed, his smiling face changed instantly, and he snatched the sword in the hand of the evil daughter-in-law and said angrily: "It's a shameful thing, don't give it back to Lao Tzu!"
"You've been towards him all your life, so what am I?" The husband and wife evolved from asking for guilt to quarreling, and then escalating to domestic violence, Qian Xiaoya dared to say anything, it was definitely a village.
"What's the matter? I'm not happy to go back to Ling Xiufeng, Lao Tzu is not uncommon!"
"You're a wreck! After being swiped with more than 70,000 swords, you don't even dare to let go of a fart, just go!"
"Lao Tzu brushed it himself, okay!"
"......" the crowd.
(End of chapter)